You said you were a fake Taoist priest, but you really caught a seductive female ghost

Chapter 4 Because we Taoists don’t like to show off!
"Wow, why is this Taoist priest still hitting people? My face is all bruised."

Chen Yuhan collapsed in the yard, tears streaming down her face.

Although he was not sure what had just happened, Chen Yuhan understood one thing, that is, Zhou Tian definitely had extraordinary means!
Chen Yuhan rubbed her red and swollen buttocks, then stood up and picked up the phone that had fallen on the ground.

Although the phone fell, it was not broken and was still in live broadcast state.

[What the hell, what just happened? The anchor seemed to be hit by something. ]

[I just saw something flash just now, and then the anchor screamed immediately. Is there anyone who recorded the screen? ]

[Anchor, why is your face so dark? ]

[Oh my god, the host has curly hair now. Could it be that the Taoist priest just used thunder magic? ]

[How is that possible? These are all feudal superstitions. I have never seen a Taoist priest who can really use thunder magic! ]

[Host, please go in and take a look. Let's see if this Taoist priest can use thunder magic.]

At this moment, Chen Yuhan was completely scared.

This has happened once and for the second time, and it won't happen for the third time. Having already suffered this loss, how could Chen Yuhan seek death again?

The third time, it won’t be as simple as falling on your butt.

"Audience, this Taoist priest seems to be able to perform some magic, but I think it's all fake."

"Let's just wait here and fight her when she wakes up!"

Chen Yuhan continued.

Although she suffered a loss this time, it is still impossible to make Chen Yuhan admit that Zhou Tian knows thunder magic.

However, Chen Yuhan is no longer as powerful as Zhou Tian now, so he can only wait for Zhou Tian to wake up.

[Host, I don't believe this Taoist priest can really use thunder magic. If he could, why would he stay in this broken Taoist temple? ]

[Maybe he bought some kind of stun gun. If we find out, we can report him directly.]

[Anchor, regardless of whether to fight against fakes or not, let's wash our faces first, they have become black coal balls. ]

[I have to say that the current anchor is quite unique and has a unique flavor. ]

[You are awesome above me, you are really hungry. 】

Time passed slowly, and Chen Yuhan waited for two hours.

Zhou Tian got up in a daze.

"I remember that just now, there seemed to be a woman knocking on my door?"

"What happened then? Oh yeah, I think I used a palm thunder on her!"

Zhou Tian suddenly remembered this matter.

When Zhou Tian was sleeping comfortably, a woman suddenly came and by chance helped Zhou Tian gain a new magical power.

But even so, would Zhou Tian tolerate her for disturbing his sleep? Just use palm thunder to serve her!
"I only used 10% of my strength at that time, so I shouldn't have hurt her. Besides, this palm thunder is specially used to restrain evil spirits, so it won't cause much damage to humans." Zhou Tian muttered to himself.

Then he stood up, pulled up his pants, and walked out.

As soon as he went out, Zhou Tian saw Chen Yuhan squatting under a tree.

Chen Yuhan looked a little disheveled at the moment. Although her face was washed clean, her hair was still curly. Only half of her long hair was left, and it became short hair that reached her cheeks.

After seeing Zhou Tian coming out, Chen Yuhan stood up suddenly and looked at Zhou Tian with a nervous face.

Just like a cat stealing fish, some didn't dare to look Zhou Tian directly.

"You were the one who woke me up just now?" Zhou Tian asked directly.

"It's me." Chen Yuhan responded.

Although she behaved timidly, Chen Yuhan quietly put her phone in her shirt pocket, just in time to take a picture of Zhou Tian.

Seeing Zhou Tian like this, the audience in the live broadcast room started discussing again.

[Oh my god, this Taoist priest is really a slacker, sleeping until noon before getting up. ]

[Yes, I remember that Taoism has its own rules and regulations. If nothing else, it should mean going to bed early and getting up early.] [Rules and regulations? Although I don’t understand Taoism, I know that rules and regulations are only found in Buddhism. Taoism should emphasize tranquility and inaction.]

[Am I too hungry? Why do I feel that this little Taoist priest has a pretty face and a bit of handsomeness? ]

[I also think that married young women like me like this kind of serious and frivolous boys the most. ]

[Qinglongshan Shenqing Temple, right? Auntie, I'm coming right now and I'll ask the Taoist priest to arrange a set of exorcism services for me. ]

[One-stop service, right? Don’t you see what he’s wearing? He’s a purple-robed Heavenly Master!]

Purple-robed Heavenly Master. Only Taoist priests with a truly pure and righteous family background are qualified to wear the purple robe.

This is not only a symbol of strength, but also a reflection of status.

"What are you doing here? Let's finish this quickly. I haven't eaten yet." Zhou Tian asked.

He also didn't expect that this girl was so perseverant and was unwilling to leave even after being hit by a palm thunder.

Chen Yuhan thought for a moment, suddenly thought of something, and immediately asked.

"I, I don't have anything to do. I just want to ask a question."

"What's the problem?" Zhou Tian said.

Most people come to Taoist temples to burn incense and pray for blessings, but there are also some people who go up the mountain specifically to find a Taoist temple in order to solve their problems.

Because in the eyes of most people, monks and Taoists are people who live in seclusion from the world, and they are well versed in ancient and modern times and can look at things from the perspective of an observer.

This is the truth that those who are involved are often confused, while those who are not involved can see clearly.

"I would like to ask, why Taoism has not spread all over the world? Instead, Buddhism or Islam are popular all over the world?" Chen Yuhan asked directly.

His question was very tactful, in other words, he was questioning the strength of Taoism.

Don’t you believe in Taoism? Then you must think Taoism is awesome.

But if Taoism is so awesome, why don’t other people believe in it?

The audience in the live broadcast room were all excited when they heard this.

[Oh my god, the host is so direct, saying something like this right at the start.]

[I feel that the host is quite presumptuous. In fact, the bottom line is very simple, Taoism is not suitable for promotion. ]

[Yes, Buddhism emphasizes accumulating virtue and doing good deeds. If you are a good person in this life, you will be reborn into a good family in the next life.]

【On the other hand, Taoism advocates tranquility and inaction, and does not worry about anything. Would the government be willing to do that? 】

[This is indeed the truth, but it depends on how the Taoist priest answers.]

[Do you think this Taoist priest will get so angry when asked that he will beat up the anchor? ]

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Zhou Tian was also stunned by Chen Yuhan's question. He didn't expect her to ask such a question.

If it were an ordinary person, he would definitely give Chen Yuhan a thorough explanation and some scientific knowledge.

It is said that Taoism was actually very powerful in the past, and it is the native religion of China, which is incomparable to other religions.

Chen Yuhan was influenced by both emotional and logical appeals.

But Zhou Tian didn't explain anything to him at all, and just said casually: "Because we don't like to pretend."

"Ding! The host successfully spread the Dao Fa Ziran and received a random reward!"

"Ding! Obtained the primary magical power: the Divine Movement Spell."

Speed ​​Spell: Gods come down from the sky, Gods shine under the sun, and the stars move. The spell can travel a thousand miles a day.

"Aha?"

Hearing Zhou Tian's words, Chen Yuhan was immediately stunned. She didn't expect Zhou Tian to give such an answer.

But if you think about it carefully, isn't that the case?
(End of this chapter)