I was pulling trees in Daming, and Lao Zhu begged me to come out of retirement

No, you can't just catch a bald guy and say he is Master Roshi. Which of your eyes can see that this is Master Roshi.

How come it looks like Tang Seng?

And what the hell is Bulma? When did I ever talk to Bulma?

Tianyu was suddenly startled.
Oh my god, that’s not right, this is the world of Journey to the West!
Unlike the coquettish Muggle world of the Ming Dynasty, there are gods here!
Although the gods in Journey to the West are not very powerful, you cannot deny their strength. What if they can match their power?

By the way, isn't it too much that this space folding gate has brought me to this fucking mythical world?

Tianyu turned his head and looked at the hole he had dug.

This world is too dangerous, it’s safer to rush back quickly.

When he first learned that he was immortal, his first reaction was to fear that there was some method that could trap him, making it impossible for him to live or die.

Later, I realized that I could take out the items in the backpack and commit suicide or dig a hole to escape, so I didn't think much about it.

Now that he has arrived in the world of Journey to the West, who knows what outrageous magic weapons those gods have.

No, I have to go back quickly. Forget about the quests. It's just a mod. I can just not play it.

At this time, Tang Seng behind him asked again:
"Donor, what's wrong with you? Didn't you see the monkey?"

Tianyu waved his hands impatiently:
"No, no, it might be buried somewhere. Go look for it yourself. I have something else to do."

After saying that, Tianyu turned around and continued to look for the space folding domain gate that could lead him back to the end of the world. This thing should randomly refresh nearby.

At this time, Tang Seng looked at the big pit at the foot of the mountain, then looked at the monkey tail that was shaking behind Tianyu's butt, and fell into deep thought.

He took two steps forward, reached out and pinched the dangling tail. Tianyu in front of him suddenly felt a sense of emptiness coming from his body.

"Ok?"

Tianyu turned his head to look at Tang Seng in confusion, only to find that a tail had appeared behind him without him noticing.

Tianyu's face turned dark as he suddenly remembered the character he had just created in the death space.

Damn it, I actually put a tail on myself?

"Let go, what are you pulling for!"

Tianyu pulled the tail back from Tang Seng's hand with a dark face. He was thinking about when to cut off the tail himself. Anyway, the Saiyan's tail was not of much use and it was also a weakness.

Although the weakness of being caught by the tail can be overcome through training, who knows if this pirated mod has such a setting.

"Look again, I'm not the monkey you're looking for. My name is Kakarot, you know, a Super Saiyan, the kind that can explode with anger."

The Tang monk opposite him chanted a Buddhist name:
"Amitabha, monks do not tell lies. Donor, your tail is dragging on the ground. Please tell me that you are not a monkey."

"The Bodhisattva has already told me that you have to protect me while I go to the West to obtain the Buddhist scriptures."

At this time, Tang Seng had just experienced General Yin eating a living person on Shuangcha Ridge, and then encountered Liu Bochin fighting a tiger. He was already a frightened bird.

Although he still had the desire to obtain the scriptures, he couldn't help but be afraid.

When he was going up the mountain, a Bodhisattva told him that there was a magical monkey that could protect him on his journey to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures. He had already regarded it as a life-saving straw.

As a result, after wandering around the mountain for a long time, the monkey that was trapped at the foot of the mountain could not be found. It turned out that it had already run out by itself.

They said they were waiting for me to save them, but now they look like they are giving up. Little did they know that the six Dings and six Jias, the four guards, and the eighteen guardians of the religion who were responsible for recording the journey to the West were also a little confused.

Does the legendary Monkey King look like this?

Isn't it said that it has a pointed chin, a hairy face and a big mouth? How come it looks like the only hairy thing on its body is its tail.

And how did he come out?! Shouldn't he be suppressed by the Buddha's calligraphy at the foot of Liangjie Mountain and wait for Tang Monk to rescue him! ?
As the supervisor of the Journey to the West team, the gods looked at each other in bewilderment.

Jiazi God General Wang Wenqing whispered to Jiayin God General Ming Wenjian:

"What should we do? What's going on? Didn't Guanyin Bodhisattva already make an announcement? Why is this monkey planning to go on strike? And who is so bold as to let the monkey out?"

The Jiayin God was also at a loss.

The plan for Journey to the West was put together by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and every aspect of it was also arranged by Guanyin Bodhisattva. Now that something has gone wrong, we should go and ask the Bodhisattva for advice.

Ding Chou God General patted his thigh and said: "Why don't we call the mountain god and the Five Directions Jie Di who are in charge of guarding it and ask them?"

"Makes sense, makes sense."

A group of people echoed that they were only responsible for recording and they could not take the blame.

The reason why Journey to the West is one of the four great classics is not simply because it is a masterpiece of ancient anti-feudalism and anti-bureaucracy, but because the descriptions of many characters in the book and the way they speak and behave are completely a textbook on officialdom, allowing people to experience the ancient Chinese officialdom culture from between the lines.

To put it simply, every one of these gods is a veteran who has been tested by the Heavenly Court for a long time.

Now that the most crucial Monkey King in Journey to the West has run into trouble, they will not take the trouble upon themselves.

The Jiazi God General pinched his fingers and directly summoned the mountain god of the Five Fingers Mountain and the Five Directions Jie Di out of the mountain.

Ding Chou God will immediately take the lead in making trouble:
"What's going on? Aren't you guarding this monkey under the command of the Buddha? Why did it run away?"

The mountain god of Wuzhi Mountain also looked innocent.
"I have been following the Buddha's order to guard this stubborn monkey. When he was hungry, I fed him iron balls, and when he was thirsty, he drank copper juice. I have been doing this for the past five hundred years. Who would have thought that today this monkey would suddenly transform into this hairless form, and even use some magic weapon to dig a hole under the order of Tathagata and escape."

The Jiazi God cursed loudly:
"Bullshit, that was Tathagata's decree. How could a mere Horse Keeper get away? Could it be that you failed to supervise properly and someone took advantage of the situation?"

Journey to the West was created by the Buddha and the Jade Emperor in order to suppress the Taoist gods in the heaven.

Even though Sun Wukong was called the Great Sage Equaling Heaven and caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace, he was actually blocked outside the palace by Wang Lingguan before he could even get into the palace.

If it weren't for the show, the monkey would have been beaten to death long ago, and there would be no need to invite the Buddha.

Now, all the gods know what is going on in Journey to the West. Tang Monk’s reincarnation has died nine times.

Lingshan has provided a total of four official positions, and now three have been promised to the Heavenly Court and Laojun. If they fail again, Guanyin's plan to usurp the throne will be ruined.

Just a monkey who is a tool for obtaining Buddhist scriptures. Do you think he can break the decree of Tathagata and jump out by himself?

Isn't this nonsense?
Could it be that some Taoist god had really taken action? To break the Buddha's decree, this position must be very high...

For a moment, the Six Dings and Six Jias and the Four Guardians all had different expressions and no one knew what they were thinking.

And Tianyu below yelled with a face full of assholes:

"Let go! Let go quickly. Only ghosts go to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures. Do you believe that if you don't let go, I will send you directly to the West? Let go quickly!" (End of this chapter)