I was pulling trees in Daming, and Lao Zhu begged me to come out of retirement

"Amitabha, the naughty monkey won't stop!"

Just as Tianyu was struggling with Tang Seng, a sound like thunder rang out from the sky.

Tianyu looked up in confusion.

I saw Guanyin Bodhisattva standing on auspicious clouds, holding a jade bottle in her hand, and Mu Zha was following her, staring at me with an ugly expression.

Tianyu's eyes widened, and he blurted out "Fuck!"

It's not because I saw a real god.

It’s because of the three huge characters "Bulma" on the head of the viewing Bodhisattva.

"Fuck, system, stop deceiving yourself. Tell me if you were teleported to the wrong place. Damn Bulma, can your Bulma fly? Why didn't you say that the person next to her was Yamcha?"

However, as soon as Tianyu finished speaking, the three words "Yamucha" appeared above Muzha's head next to the Bodhisattva.

Tianyu was so shocked when he saw this scene that he almost choked to death.

At this time, Tianyu finally realized that
This crappy pirated game probably had a bug during the space jump, which caused Tianyu, who was supposed to appear in the End City, to accidentally come to the Journey to the West world.

There must be no Journey to the West mod in the mod library of the pirated game, so they found a mod of Dragon Ball C with the same name as Sun Wukong and loaded it.

At this moment, Tianyu wanted to cry but had no tears.
MC’s cheats are awesome, but not to the extent that he can fight face to face with gods.

As for the additional attributes of the Blood Magic Soul Binding Armor Set, it is nothing even in front of the lowest-level heavenly soldiers.

You can jump more than 20 meters?

Fairy: I can fly!

This is fucked up.

Tianyu looked at Guanyin with a smirk and compared himself:
"No, Bodhisattva, please look carefully. I am not Sun Wukong. How do you think I look like Sun Wukong? Do I have hair? I don't have any hair. Have you ever seen a monkey with such a clean body?"

Guanyin looked at the tail behind Tianyu expressionlessly.
Tianyu gritted his teeth and pulled the tail off in front of Tang Seng's stunned eyes: "Look, it's fake, just a decoration!"

In fact, Guanyin Bodhisattva had already discovered something was wrong.
The man in front of me... this monkey is obviously not the one that Buddha pressed under the mountain.

At this time, Guanyin was also panicking.
This is the first time I have organized an event on my own. If I fail, what will the Buddha and the Jade Emperor think? Will the big guys still come to me for help in the future?
God knows how much natural resources and treasures the Buddha spent to train the monkey for the sake of the prosperity of Buddhism.

Let's not talk about the real Mani Pearl.
It took a lot of favors just to get the Flower-Fruit Mountain, the ancestral vein of the ten states and the origin of the three islands, into his own hands, and he also had to use the magic stone that Nuwa used to repair the sky to nurture the Mani Pearl.

Later on, he sent Bodhi Patriarch to enlighten the stubborn stone and rescue it from Laojun's Bagua furnace. Every day, he used iron balls and copper juice to restore its vitality refined by Laojun.

These all cost a lot of money.

Don't think that pushing the monkey down the mountain and feeding him iron balls and copper juice is harming him.

The monkey is of the metal element, and fire overcomes metal. The original book clearly states that Sun Wukong was blinded immediately after entering Laojun's alchemy furnace. The so-called flaming eyes and golden pupils are totally incomparable to the divine eyes that emitted golden light and shot into the sky.

Therefore, Sun Wukong, who came out of the Bagua furnace, the top furnace in the Three Realms, had already been injured at the root.
The reason why Tathagata came to the Heavenly Palace in person to capture the monkey was not because the monkey was difficult to capture, but rather he lowered his status to give face to Taishang Laojun and rescued the monkey from the Taoists.

As the reincarnation of the Buddha's Mani Pearl, Sun Wukong's background determined from birth that he and Tang Seng, the Buddha's second disciple, belonged to Lingshan.

It's nonsense that the free Monkey King lost his wildness after being subdued. He just changed from a reckless man to a worldly-wise one.

Now, the monkey chess piece that the Buddha had spent hundreds and thousands of years on and countless natural treasures on was replaced right under his nose.

The sin of Guanyin Bodhisattva, the organizer of the Journey to the West, is enormous.

Therefore, Sun Wukong could not be killed. Even if the monkey in front of her was not the original one, Guanyin Bodhisattva had to treat it as the original Monkey King. So she put her hands together and scolded:

"You asked me to save you two days ago, but now that you've escaped, you've turned your back on me. How despicable."

After Guanyin finished speaking, she threw a golden hoop directly towards Tianyu's head.

Even with Tianyu's equipment, he still had no time to dodge and the weapon fell on his head.

[Ding Dong~ Congratulations on obtaining the weight training equipment-Golden Hoop]

"Nimma, system, stop being so stubborn. This damn weight training equipment is going to kill you."

Tianyu cursed in his heart, this thing was a treasure specially given by the Buddha for Guanyin to prepare for the game, but in the end the Bodhisattva took two of them away and only left one for Monkey King.

Damn, the problem is that I’m really not Sun Wukong.

He reached out and tugged hard.

The golden hoop was firmly stuck on his head, motionless. Looking at the yellow circle above his head, Tianyu felt numb all over.

"No, wait a minute!"

The Guanyin on the opposite side sneered, and immediately started chanting the Tightening Curse.
Tianyu yelled: "Ahh~~ah? Uh..."

It doesn’t hurt…

Tianyu touched his head and found the golden hoop on his head was still there.

He used his mind to open the inventory dedicated to the Dragon Ball mod when the system was introduced earlier, and as a result, a golden hoop equipment appeared in the additional equipable column.

Tianyu pondered for a moment and took out the golden hoop from the equipment column.
The golden hoop that Guanyin put on Sun Wukong's head just now immediately appeared in Tianyu's hand.

Guanyin, who was chanting in the sky, choked a few times and looked at Tianyu in disbelief.

Tianyu handed the golden hoop over somewhat embarrassedly and coughed twice:

"How about you find someone else? I'm really not Sun Wukong."

Guanyin looked towards the sky below in doubt and amazement.
She looked at Tianyu's whereabouts carefully and found that there was no way to find out Tianyu's background. No matter from which perspective, the other party was a rookie. How could he possibly get the magic weapon given by the Buddha?

You have to know that this is a top-notch treasure in the world of Journey to the West, a treasure that can control others and use it for one's own benefit. Even Guanyin is jealous and is ready to steal two of them.

Now it was easily picked off by a wild monkey that appeared from nowhere.

Guanyin finally felt a little uneasy. Wasn't it some Taoist boss who came here specifically to make things difficult for her?
She swept the willow branch, used the art of heaven and earth to discard the left and right, put Tianyu into the jade bottle, and said to Tianyu solemnly:
"I don't know where you came from, but the Journey to the West was jointly planned by the Buddha and the Jade Emperor. I, Lingshan, have offered four places for the Righteous Fruit to enjoy the incense of the people. If you can safely escort Tang Monk to the West, the Buddha promises that you will have a seat. If you insist on disrupting the situation, then I will have to fight with you."

Tianyu was completely numb:

"No, I'm not Sun Wukong. Your journey to obtain Buddhist scriptures has nothing to do with me."

Guanyin looked unconvinced and sneered at Tianyu:
"Then why were you pressed under the mountain instead of the monkey? You were not the one who was crushed under the mountain. Where did the monkey go?"

Tianyu looked like mmp,

"That monkey, where did that monkey go? How would I know?"

He couldn't just turn around and run away with me...

Tianyu: “Fuck!” (End of this chapter)