Baby God: Make a wish for me?

Chapter 20: If you lick one person, you are a dog; if you lick others, you are a king!

Chapter 20: If you lick one person, you are a dog; if you lick ten people, you are a king!
The female reporter suspected that this driver was sent by God to torture her.

Otherwise, why would his mouth be so poisonous?

It's getting more and more outrageous.

Every sentence is heartbreaking.

Although she is beautiful and has some assets, she faces the problem that every woman fears the most, which is aging.

Although it is covered by makeup.

But compared to those young people.

There is absolutely no advantage at all.

Isn't she just an old woman?
The female reporter's lips were trembling with anger. If it were in the past, she would definitely greet the other party's parents and ancestors properly.

Then click on the complaint!
"parking……"

The driver said: "Miss, you must have been kicked in the head by a donkey. You are going to stop walking halfway. I won't refund your toll. Well, if you go to a mental hospital, I can waive your fare. I am a very kind person."

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

The female reporter shouted and pulled the car door directly, which scared the driver so much that he quickly braked and watched her get out and leave with lingering fear.

Very risky.

No other cars were hit.

If you bump into someone.

Wouldn't that be unlucky?

"This little girl, despite her age, has a bad temper..."

"Another order has been cancelled..."

"Hey! It's quick to make money this way, but it still feels a bit immoral and unscrupulous."

"Forget it, forget it. I'd better put on the mask. I already said I wouldn't talk anymore, but you still want me to talk..."

“People nowadays!”

"What a unique quirk!"

The master drove away slowly, leaving behind the photographer who also got out of the car. He looked confused.

Looking at the female reporter who had already fled in a taxi.

Ten thousand words of "Alpaca" are already running through my heart.

Did you take a fucking taxi and run away?
You used my fucking phone to call a taxi?
When I thought about the fact that this place was twenty or thirty miles away from the TV station and I didn’t have a single dollar on me,

Big brother's face is green.

He raised his middle finger at the female driver as she drove away.

I fuck you immortal!!

And the other side.

Compared to the female reporter who fled in a panic and was in a terrible mood.

Zhang Tian was in a good mood instead.

Interacting with netizens in the live broadcast room.

It was all laughter.

Because they won the battle.
I saw with my own eyes the female reporter who claimed she was here to expose fake news but was actually here to get traffic, getting slapped in the face.

"Hahaha, the extremely frustrated look on the face of this snobbish female reporter is really hilarious."

"I am dying of laughter. I am dying of laughter."

"That woman is really talented."

"She actually tripped over her left foot and her right foot and ended up falling. She might as well choose a direction and step on her right foot with her left foot. Maybe she could even fly up into the sky!"

"I feel like she's going to say she has jade syndrome when she goes back. Host, you're going to be in trouble. Just give me an iPhone 15 Pro max. In the future battle of the gods, my 358th Group will definitely support you!"

"I, Li Yunlong, donate an Italian cannon!"

Many of the funny people speak nicely and are talented.

Zhang Tian couldn't stop smiling even more after hearing what he said.

But when he saw the iPhone 15 Pro max in the netizens' comments.

It suddenly dawned on me.

Big brother.

Where is my top brother?
Where is my big brother on the list?
He quickly looked for it, and then said to the big brother on the list with an apologetic look, "Brother, I'm really sorry. I was too busy just now and made you laugh."

"Oh, it's nothing, it's just a mad dog."

The first brother on the list smiled and didn't take what happened just now seriously at all.

"You are still young and haven't entered the society yet. When you start working, you will know that there are many disgusting people like this!"

"Look, it's almost time. I have to go back too."

"What are you going back for?"

"Of course I have to go home and coax my wife!"

"I have sinned so badly that my wife couldn't stand it anymore and called the police. I have gone too far. I am simply not a human being. I will try harder next time and control my speed."

"Brother, I am not afraid of my wife. I only drink from one of the three thousand rivers!"

"I'll give you a lucky bag, and give you 100 Huawei Mate 60s. Please post one on the public screen and give the anchor a thumbs up or something."

hiss!
Another one hundred dollars for a Huawei Mate 60?

Such a heroic gesture.

Not to mention netizens.

Even Zhang Tian, who was standing by, almost lost his legs and knelt down, calling him godfather.

Big brother.

I see you don't have a son. I want to take care of you in your old age!

Zhang Tian politely sent Brother Bangyi away. Looking at his graceful departure, he could not help but sigh with emotion, "No wonder so many female anchors like to meet Brother Bangyi. It feels so good..."

His emotion drew ridicule from his fans.

The female anchor met the top brother on the list.

People can be grateful.

They have services.

do you have?
You have no hair!

Facing the ridicule from netizens, Zhang Tian just smiled and boasted proudly, "Although I don't have any hair, my father has invited a great god back!"

He is bragging.

"Dad went to the temple, but he threw the Holy Grail nine times. It felt like he had sucked all the smoke out of our ancestral tomb before he invited a great god!"

The previous Medusa pillow and the floating corpse at the fishing spot.

Now there is the vague guidance from God.

Even if Zhang Tian is slow
He also realized it at this time.

The young god Chu Xuan who was invited back by his father.

It is an extraordinary God.

Only a few months after birth, it can not only understand human language, but also directly realize people's wishes.

This is simply an incredible performance!

My grandma asked me to go back to the village for a blind date.

I hate myself.

Take a look at the results.

Oh my god! Liu Yifei!

It’s so cool. It’s so cool!

Zhang Tian, who felt like he had won a jackpot worth billions, actually felt a little regretful at this moment. "Alas, a handsome guy like me, at the age of 23, is still alone. It would be even better if God gave me a girl."

And respond to him.

This is a screen full of barrage.

"clown!"

"Be a licker!"

When Zhang Tian saw this, he immediately laughed, "Brothers, do you have what it takes? Being a bootlicker is too hopeless. If I want to be a bootlicker, I want to be the Sea King!"

"I have learned from the Grandmaster, and there is a good saying."

"If you lick one person, you are a dog. If you lick ten people, you are a king. If you can lick a hundred people, you are the king of kings!"

"As long as I lick it enough."

"There's always one that can lick your hand."

Faced with Zhang Tian’s shameless remarks.

And that expression of a man who thinks he is a love saint.

What attracted it was not the gossip from netizens.

But the whole screen is haha.

Because they have seen through Zhang Tian, who claims to be happy but is actually a pure virgin who has never even held a girl's hand.

If you meet a beautiful one.

The sound is slightly clamped.

You can catch it and make it into a black carp.

And the king of kings?
The dog licker king!

Facing everyone's ridicule, Zhang Tian laughed, especially when he saw such a comment.

"Host, host, if you have the ability, why don't you try blind dating? I guarantee that you will be silent once you meet someone and never want to be a sea king again!"

Blind date?

Zhang Tian raised his eyebrows, "That's it? I thought it was so cruel. I, Zhang, have been through hundreds of battles and seen countless women. It's just that the ones I meet are too ordinary. I'm not interested. If I meet a beautiful one, I will definitely take her down in three moves!"

"And it's at the level of a blind date."

"What could be so beautiful?"

"If only there were beautiful ones!"

"Anchor me! Go back to Gotham immediately, ah! From now on, you can just call me Brother Joker..."

Zhang Tian smiled secretly in his heart.

Blind date went wrong?

does not exist!
As long as I don’t go, there will be no accident!

But the next moment he was dumbfounded.

Because he saw a familiar ID in the barrage.

I am Zhang Tian’s mother: “Arrange it!”

Zhang Tian: …

His heart skipped a beat.