Baby God: Make a wish for me?

Chapter 21 Hot memes go viral and...blind date?
Zhang Tian’s mother: “Arrange it!”

See this familiar ID.

Zhang Tian suddenly felt a darkness in front of his eyes.

He was just talking nonsense.

I don't really want to go on a blind date.

Just because in this Internet age.

Blind dates are really not a good thing.

Didn’t you see it?

The netizens are all laughing at him!

"Blind date? Blind date is good!"

"My monthly salary is 3,000, which is equivalent to your monthly salary of 100,000."

"You are responsible for supporting the family, and I am responsible for being beautiful."

"My hobby is traveling. If you don't buy me something, you don't love me!"

"You've known each other for seven months and the child is yours. Isn't that normal? Is blood relationship so important? Isn't it painful to give birth? You don't love me at all!"

"So what if the three children are not yours? After all, they all call you daddy. What do you mean by providing for their retirement? You are not their daddy!"

"Be careful or I'll sue you for rape. The minimum sentence is three years."

The more Zhang Tian read the comments, the more he felt dizzy. With his last hope, he looked at the ID.

Look at the private messages the other person sends to you.

The heart that was originally hanging.

Completely dead.

After confirming through eye contact, I knew it was my biological mother!
"Ah!!! Oh my God, please fucking kill me!"

Heaven quickly responded to him.

"What are you yelling about so early in the morning?"

A disdainful voice came from behind him, but Zhang Tian didn't dare to utter a word in rebuttal.

Because the other person is his dearest, dearest, dearest...

Mom!

At this time, the mother was looking at her son Zhang Tian speechlessly. She was not satisfied at all at the way he was dressed from head to toe.

A pair of pants from Pinxixi for 9.9 yuan.

A top from Pinxixi for 9.9 yuan.

9.9 yuan for Xixi's shoes...

Good guy!
It’s a bit too much that Pinxixi doesn’t pay you advertising fees!

"Hurry up and get up, clean up your doghouse, and tidy up your clothes. I've arranged a blind date for you, go meet her!"

"Be sweet-mouthed then, the ones I introduce to you are much better than what you have encountered!"

My mother was speechless.

"At least the people your mother knows are much more reliable than those you find yourself. It's better to be safe than sorry. If you find a woman like that female reporter just now, I really will..."

"Ugh……"

"I can only say……"

“You’re really hungry!!”

Zhang Tian was ashamed.

It hasn't come to that point, has it?

He bargained carefully, "Mom, can I not go?"

"I'm a male college student from a normal school, and there are only girls there. I can't find a partner. Do I need to go on blind dates?"

"Besides, Mom, you know how bad the blind date environment in Hangzhou is right now. That's not called a blind date, it's simply called looking for a scapegoat!"

"I don't want to be a victim."

Zhang Tian said this with great confidence.

In fact, his eyes couldn't stop glancing at the barrage.

He just boasted in front of many netizens that he could easily get a blind date.

I originally thought it was impossible.

The results now appear.

If you can't get it.

Didn't his face make a slapping sound from being hit?
Do I really want to be called Brother Clown?

My mother pondered for a moment and felt that it made sense, but she was a little unsure and asked, "Are you really not going? Even Zhang Ruonan doesn't want to go?"

"I don't want to!"

Zhang Tian was very determined, but he still couldn't help asking, "Who is Zhang Ruonan?" He looked at his mother's disgusted expression and was completely confused.

Is there anyone with the surname Zhang among my mother’s group of sisters?

It sounds a bit familiar.

Zhang Tianxia subconsciously searched on his phone and actually found the person. After just a few glances at the other person's video, he immediately changed his mind, "Mom, this is fine, Zhang Ruonan is fine!"

And answer him.

This is my mother's ruthless mockery.

"Yo yo yo~"

"The toad wants to eat the swan's flesh!"

Zhang Tian's face turned black. "Mom, I am your biological son. How can you say your son is a toad?"

"Oh, that's not right..."

The mother suddenly realized what was going on, and stabbed Zhang Tian in the knee again, "A toad can lick a swan, can you? You are not qualified to be called a toad!"

Zhang Tian: …

Accompanied by Zhang Tian’s silence.

Instead, netizens could no longer stop laughing.

"666!"

"It has to be mom!"

"Other beautiful women can't do that, but Zhang Ruonan? Zhang Ruonan can do that!"

"When your mother stabs you in the knee, don't worry, because you will find that she will stab you again."

"Mom: What? I don't know? Doesn't my son know yet?"

"I don't have a son, I'm not interested in a daughter-in-law, I just like to keep dogs, yes, I'm a single dog."

This is Zhang Tian who was already very desperate.

He discovered something that made him even more desperate.

He saw that his mother, who was originally talking to him, was actually looking down at her mobile phone. He thought she was reading messages or something.

As a result, Zhang Tian heard his mother suddenly say something that made him feel dizzy.

"Hey, what your fan said is a bit weird."

"Take a look."

"He actually said, Auntie, there is probably a reason why your child has been single for so many years, either he is a five-fingered girl or he is gay."

"Who is this five-fingered girl?"

"And what does this gay mean?"

Netizen: “???”

Netizen: “Hahaha!”

What is social death?

Zhang Tian suddenly remembered a joke he had seen before.

An author named Honey Princess.

His novel was shared by his mother and father on WeChat Moments.

The novel is called... "My Girlfriend is XXX" and "Senior Sister, Shut Up"...

Driving is fierce!

My dad is still his loyal fan.

Originally he was laughing happily, but he didn't expect that the laughter from that year would travel through time and space and bounce back to him.

"It's fake, mom, don't listen to them, they are all that that that that...anti-fans."

This made my mother unhappy immediately. "What do you mean by anti-fan or not? She is obviously your fan. I think he is right. He said, Auntie, it is not popular to marry a wife now, but to marry a son. If you go to Xiaoshan, not only do you not have to buy a car or a house or give a dowry, but people will even give you a dowry."

“That’s absolutely true!”

"I've worked so hard to raise you, and if you don't find me a wife, forget it. I might as well just marry you off. That way, it will save us all a lot of trouble."

"Look, what a great suggestion!"

Zhang Tian cried miserably, and he suddenly felt the same kind of breakdown as the female reporter.

"Mom, don't believe them. They are scammers, the kind you often see on TV. They are telecom scams. Don't listen to them..."

"you do not believe me?"

"You still don't believe in CCTV?"

"I can't believe this, it's a telecom scam!"

"Oh my god! This is really a telecom scam!!"

(End of this chapter)