The scumbag fox who traveled through the world of Teyvat

Chapter 79: Drink this cup of [Purple Tea]

Alice waited in Yae Shinko's room for a long time before Yae Shinko came back with a teapot in his right hand and two cups in his left hand.

Alice: “???”

No. Where's the refreshments?

Also, aren't you being too casual?

There was just a teapot and two cups, without even a tray. Could it be that the exquisite teapot was still filled with water?
Thinking of this, Alice felt sick all over.

[Emotion value from Alice +555]

[Emotion value from Alice +5555]

Ignoring Alice who was feeling depressed, Yae Kamiko walked to the table and casually placed the teapot on the wooden table.

After separating the two stacked cups, he handed one to Alice and placed the other in front of himself before pulling out a chair and sitting down.

Under the other party's astonished gaze, a stream of light purple water with constantly flashing arcs was poured out by the Eightfold Son of God.

Could it be that the other party is planning to silence me?
[Emotion value from Alice +5555]

Even if Yae Shinko promised the other party that as long as the other party made it, he would definitely eat it.

If my guess is correct, this couldn't be the water in the narrow space of Inazuma Musou Blade?
The thunder element is concentrated here. Are you sure I won't die instantly if I drink a sip?
In an instant, Alice had a bad idea.

There is no need for the other party to put himself to death for this reason.

She thought that apart from the matter of Klee, she didn't seem to have offended the other party.

Yae Shinko poured water for the other person with a smile on her face, as if she didn't see Alice's conflicted and ugly expression.

"Um, Shenzi, what is this?"

Even so, Ying refused to agree.

Alice had a conflicted look on her face. She looked at the deep purple tea in the white porcelain cup with cherry-colored patterns and the electric arcs that kept jumping in it. She really didn't have the courage to drink it.

It’s a pity that Ying refused to buy it and was unwilling to show off her cooking skills.

Because she could see that Yae Shinko was planning to laugh at her.

After doing all this, Yae Shinko placed the teapot on the wooden table and made a gesture of invitation to Alice with a smile.

You, you just let me drink this?

Previously, Yae Shinko planned to let Ying use this water to cook, to see if Ying could make the legendary "Judgment Time" that would kill gods if they drank it.

After Yae Shinko sat down, she picked up the teapot with one hand and moved it in front of Alice.

Alice: “???”

She filled the cup in front of Alice until it was 70% full, then stopped and filled the teacup in front of her.

That’s right, this is indeed the water taken from the narrow space of Wuxiang Blade.

I don’t know if it was an illusion, but Alice heard a crackling sound of lightning when the other person was pouring water.

Alice looked at the other person in disbelief.

"A type of water that is rich in thunder element."

Yae Shinko picked up the teacup and said to herself, "Try it, it tastes very good."

“After you put it in your mouth, you will feel a tingling sensation, just like eating popping candy.”

Alice was about to say something, but Yae Shinko, who was holding the teacup in front of her, brought it directly to her mouth and drank it all in one gulp.

Alice: “?”

Alice watched for a long time but didn't see any discomfort on Yae Shinko's face. Not only that, after drinking it, he even showed an expression of enjoyment.

This made Alice dumbfounded again.

No, I thought you were joking. Can you really drink it?

Is this stuff really drinkable?
Oh no, you are not a human, you are a lightning elemental creature, and you naturally have an instinctive resistance to lightning elements!
But I am different. I am just an ordinary person, and not a native of Teyvat.

Yae Shinko continued to refill his own cup and looked at Alice with a puzzled look: "Why, is this tea not to your liking?"

"Godson, do you have that steaming hot black tea?"

Alice didn't quite understand what Yaezao Shenzi meant, but based on the idea that her life was more important, she still put forward her request to Yaezao Shenzi.

"Oh, so you don't like purple tea and prefer black tea." Yae Shinko pretended to understand: "Why didn't you say so earlier?"

"I'll go get it ready for you."

As he said this, Yae Shinko drank up the purple tea he had just poured, and then, without wasting any, poured the purple tea in the cup in front of Alice into his own cup.

"This stuff is hard to make. Since you don't want to drink it, you can't waste it."

Alice: "..." Alice forced an awkward smile: "Haha, really, I'm really sorry."

"It's okay. After all, we don't know each other well. It's normal for me not to know your taste."

Yae Shinto waved his hand indifferently.

"wait for me a while."

With that said, Yae Shinko picked up the teapot and walked straight outside.

Alice: "..."

After a while, Yae Shinko came back with the teapot.

This time she confidently brought the teapot to Alice, and while pouring tea for her, she said, "It's black tea now."

"Really? Thank you then..."

Alice hadn't even finished her words of thanks when she fell silent again after seeing the purple-red liquid that was still emitting arcs of lightning that Yae Shinko poured out from the teapot.

"It's black tea this time, please..."

Alice: "..."

Alice's eyes twitched. The unknown object in front of her could indeed be called black tea.

Because its purple-red color is more like red, but it is still different from the black tea she expected.

"Son of God, is there nothing else besides tea?"

Alice was tired, she didn't know whether Yae Shinko did it intentionally or not.

"Since it's tea, there should be some snacks or something."

"Snacks."

Yae Shinko frowned and stroked his chin in thought.

"what happened?"

"I usually don't eat." Yae Shinko spread his hands helplessly: "So there are no snacks prepared here."

"Isn't that something you normally eat?" Alice caught the loophole in Yae Shinko's words: "Of course, the purple tea you mentioned doesn't count!"

"Besides purple tea, there are some."

"What is it?"

"Uh……"

Yae Shenzi pretended to hesitate for a moment before speaking: "It's a very expensive thing. I'm afraid you can't eat it."

"Expensive?"

Alice's eyes lit up. Since something like this was said to be very expensive by Yae Shinko, she wanted to see what the other party was eating.

"Well, can you prepare some for me?"

Although she knew that what she said was inappropriate, Alice still wanted to give it a try. After all, even if she was rejected, it was better than drinking the [Purple Tea] in front of her.

"But if it embarrasses you, then..."

This is what Yae Shinko was waiting for. She nodded quickly and said, "Of course, I'm just worried that you won't be used to it."

What a joke. There are things I can't get used to eating. As long as they don't contain macronutrients, Alice is not afraid of them even if they are poisonous.

However, when the Eightfold Son of God brought out a stack of sparkling colorful four-pointed star stones from the system space, Alice was stunned again.

Don’t you have anything that a normal person can eat?

This thing looks harder than my teeth. Are you sure it's edible?
Alice had never complained in her heart for so long, but the person in front of her really made her speechless.

Besides the fact that she is pretty, powerful, and treats Klee very well, and that I like her... what else does she have? !
What the hell is she?!

Ah, I'm so mad!

[Emotion value from Alice +9999]

[Emotion value from Alice +9999]

[Emotion value from Alice +9999]

I heard Alice's emotional value refreshed on the system panel, and Alice in front of me had a resentful expression on her face, but she dared not say anything.

The corners of Yae Shinko's mouth curled up into a graceful arc.

Alas, why are some people's defenses so easily breached?
She is already hundreds of years old and still a mother. What a shame.

Why are you still making so much noise like a little kid?

(End of this chapter)