The scumbag fox who traveled through the world of Teyvat

Chapter 80 Got it

"Son of God, is this really edible?"

Alice picked up a spirit stone in her hand and tapped it gently on the teacup, which immediately produced a crisp clanging sound.

As you can imagine, the [dim sum] that looks like stone in front of you is real stone, not a dim sum that looks like stone.

Yae Shinko replied: "Of course you can eat it. If you don't believe me, why don't you try it?"

Alice: "..."

[Emotion value from Alice +233]

Alice hesitated for a moment, but ultimately didn't eat it.

Because the [black tea] and unknown crystals in front of her were obviously not something a normal person like her could eat.

Alice felt even more depressed when she saw Yae Shinko sitting opposite her, drinking tea and chewing crystals with a sound that made her teeth ache.

Alice's behavior was naturally noticed by Yae Shinko. After all, if someone took out a notebook and started writing while drinking tea, it would always attract other people's attention.

The reason she came to Inazuma this time was to compile a "Travel Guide to Teyvat", and Shadow Mountain was naturally her first destination, and meeting the Yae Godchild was also a natural move.

"what are you writing?"

Although I still want to write something else, this "Guide to Traveling in Teyvat" has to be published, so some things are better not to be known to others.

"A Guide to Traveling in Teyvat," Alice replied.

"Is it better not to give it up?"

Yae Shinko suddenly became interested: "Hmm? Let me see."

Having written here, Alice stopped writing and closed her notebook.

When I came here again today, I found that Narukami Taisha Shrine was still the same as before, but somehow, the Yaeguchi priest seemed to be more handsome than before (I don’t know if it was my illusion).

Or is it that foxes are just like this? 】

[This mountain in the north of Narukami Island is covered with magnificent cherry trees, which share the same roots with the largest sacred cherry tree on the top of the mountain.

Thinking of this, Alice took out her notebook and started recording.

【Shadow to the Mountain】

Teyvat Travel Guide - Inazuma

The shrine is run by a scumbag fox named Yaemiyaji. Dangjian felt that she was very different when he saw her.

In the end, Alice could only attribute the behavior of Yae Shinto to the difference between this creature and other creatures.

At that time, I wanted to invite her to join the Witch Club, but she refused with the lame excuse "I'm not a woman, I'm a fox."

The largest shrine in Inazuma, Narujin Taisha, is where the sacred cherry tree is enshrined.

Alice smiled awkwardly.

If the other party doesn't like you and makes you feel embarrassed, you will still enjoy the food.

For a moment, she couldn't tell whether there was a problem with her or with the person in front of her.

"Bring it to you."

Hearing Alice's refusal, Yae Shinko took direct action and snatched the notebook in front of Alice.

"Eh? Wait a minute."

Alice didn't expect that Yae Shinko would just take action to snatch it.

Please know that what is written here is just a simple draft and has not been fully revised.

If someone saw me...

Thinking of this, Alice hurriedly stood up and prepared to snatch back her own notes from Yae Shinko's hands.

But Yae God had been on guard against her. The moment Alice pounced on him, Yae God raised his right hand and used the force to press Alice down on his legs.

"Let me go!" Alice struggled.

But her little arms and legs were no match for Yae Shinto.

However, Alice kept jumping around like a dehydrated fish, which still made Yae Shinto feel a little troubled.

Then—Snap! Suddenly, Alice, who had been struggling violently, became motionless.

"You you you——"

Snapped!
Alice: "..."

[Emotion value from Alice +555]

"What am I."

Yae Shinko patted Alice gently and spoke with a smile on her face.

Then another slap was given to Alice.

Pa~!

"Yae Shenzi, I'm going to fight you~!"

Alice was furious. No one had ever humiliated her like this in her life.

The two slaps from Yae Shinko caused irreparable trauma to her [fragile] mind.

Fight? Just you?

Yae Shinko didn't take Alice's harsh words seriously. She thought that Alice was just a nobody and she could completely control her with just one hand.

"be honest."

After saying that, Yae Shinto slapped him again.

Alice's body suddenly stiffened for a moment, and then she was completely motionless.

His struggling hands drooped down as if they had lost their strength, and his whole body fell limply on the legs of Yae Shinto.

Seeing that Alice had calmed down, Yae Shinko did not continue. He just put his hand behind her back and stroked her gently, like stroking a kitten's fur.

However, Alice seemed to be uncomfortable with Yaezan's gentle actions. Every movement of Yaezan would make her tremble with uneasiness, and suppressed gasps would come out of her throat from time to time.

[Emotion value from Alice +999]

[Emotion value from Alice +999]

I have to say that Alice's touch is very good. This is the first time that Yae Shinko has done this.

After all, Ying had been rejected by the other party whenever he just touched her casually before.

After Alice calmed down, Yae Kamiko picked up her notes and began to read them.

However, as Yae Shinko flipped through the pages, his expression became increasingly strange.

This "Teyvat Travel Guide" is more like Alice's [criminal record] in various countries than a guide.

Take Alice’s experience in Mondstadt for example.

[Mondstadt Chapter - Dadaupa Valley]

That's what it says.

[The three hill tribes in this valley are thriving. If a huge spherical rotating cage were built in the depression in the center of the valley and all the hill tribes in the surrounding area were captured and locked up in it, the momentum generated might be able to drive all the mills in Mondstadt for at least five years.

And if the old and exhausted Hillock people were sent to the mill to be processed into feed and fed to the strong Hillock people, perhaps they could generate energy for a longer period of time, and perhaps they could easily drive a huge factory like the one in the Kingdom of Winter!
This seems entirely feasible to me. But when I mentioned this idea to Miss Lisa at the library, she looked at me in deep thought for a long time, then gracefully changed the subject.

This view makes even the capital investors shake their heads.

What a top-notch [self-production and self-sales].

Yae Shenzi quickly flipped through the materials, which included some information such as blowing up the Star-Picking Cliff and preparing to build a rocket to launch into the sky from Fengqidi.

Alice is either blasting or on her way to blasting.

"Are you sure this is a guide to Teyvat and not evidence describing your crimes?"

After saying this, without waiting for Alice to answer, Yae Shinko raised his hand and slapped her again.

Alice: “Wu——?!”

Just talk, why are you suddenly hitting me?

[Emotion value from Alice +555]

(End of this chapter)