I asked you to ask for a title, not a policewoman as your wife.

Chapter 18 Red umbrella, white pole, lie on the board together after eating!

As two bottles of 56-proof Erguotou were finished, Lin Muqing was already extremely drunk.

His movements became more and more bold. Chen Yang was about six to seven percent drunk and his head was dizzy.

"Hahaha."

Lin Muqing laughed and hugged Chen Yang's neck, "Brother, just be nice to me."

"My sister's character is still fine."

"If things don't go well, find out the reasons yourself."

Chen Yang rolled his eyes in annoyance under the influence of alcohol, "Why should I look for the reason?"

"Sister, do you know that you are very unslippery?"

"I didn't run away?" Lin Muqing was immediately unhappy. She stood up, put one foot on the chair, and patted Chen Yang's shoulder with the other hand.

"Little comrade, don't be so arrogant!"

"I, your sister, have abilities and a wide network of contacts. You have to rely on me for protection in the future, okay?"

"Haha." Seeing Lin Muqing's fierceness coming up again, Chen Yang smiled bitterly and shook his head.

"I really don't see what you are capable of."

"Are you talking about jumping from the third floor?"

"Don't worry about whether I jump off the building or not." Lin Muqing raised her head with a proud look on her face. "Just tell me, who can jump from the third floor without getting hurt?"

"Your sister practiced it, did you know that?"

"I'm not bragging. When I was six, I punched the Beihai kindergarten. When I was eight, I kicked the Nanshan nursing home! If someone in the morgue shouted, who would dare to stand up?"

Forehead?
Chen Yang stared blankly at the high-spirited Lin Muqing.

"Yes, if anyone in the morgue could stand up, you would lie down!"

"I say, can we stop bragging?"

"Can we eat? This chicken and mushroom stew is almost mushy."

"If you don't eat it, I will!"

For the past half day, Chen Yang was only busy drinking with Lin Muqing and didn't even eat the delicious chicken stewed with mushrooms.

As he said that, Chen Yang picked up the chopsticks, added some food to the pot, and started eating with big mouthfuls.

Seeing Chen Yang eating so happily, Lin Muqing was not to be outdone and started eating like crazy.

Don't tell me yet.

But you can't rely on Lin Muqing's mouth for food.

"Hehe, I have to say, this chicken stewed with mushrooms tastes really good, so delicious!"

Chen Yang nodded. He also thought that the chicken stewed with mushrooms was delicious.

"Look at this chicken, it's so tender and delicious!"

"And this mushroom, red and white, so beautiful!"

“Seeing this mushroom reminded me of a song.”

"How do you sing it?"

"Red umbrella, white pole, let's go for a walk together after we finish eating."

"Hahaha……"

Halfway through laughing, Lin Muqing suddenly froze, her beautiful eyes widened as she stared at the red mushroom on the chopsticks.

Chen Yang was also dumbfounded, his whole body stiffened, and the chopsticks in his hand fell down.

"This mushroom...isn't it poisonous?"

Suddenly, Chen Yang remembered what his boss had said before.

These mushrooms were picked by his wife from the mountains in her hometown.

Meow!

Is this fucking wrong?

In an instant, Chen Yang broke out in a cold sweat. He looked at Lin Muqing who was dumbfounded beside him and asked, "Sister, how do you feel now?"

Lin Muqing blinked her beautiful eyes blankly, "I feel dizzy..."

Chen Yang was also shocked when he heard Lin Muqing's words, and he felt dizzy.

At this point, Chen Yang couldn't sit still anymore and cold sweat broke out. He now had only one thought in his mind: go to the hospital!
However, Lin Muqing was still hesitant. She picked up a piece of mushroom and asked, "Is this thing really poisonous?"

“I’m trying it…”

Chen Yang was so angry that he almost vomited blood. "You still want to taste it? You're looking for death!"

"Hurry up and go to the hospital!"

Having said that, Chen Yang pulled Lin Muqing and ran out.

Lin Muqing was still not giving in, "Let me go! I want to catch that boss!"

"He must be tired of living to dare to sell me poisonous mushrooms!"

Chen Yang was about to cry, "Auntie, can you please stop being so dedicated?"

"It's almost time to kill, and you're still thinking of arresting someone?"

"Let's talk about it first if he can survive. He can't run away!"

Having said that, Chen Yang and Lin Muqing ran out of the restaurant angrily.

In fact, Chen Yang was also stupid. He and Lin Muqing each drank a bottle of 56-degree Erguotou. How could he not feel dizzy?
But now Chen Yang’s mind was not so clear, and he thought he had eaten poisonous mushrooms.

The two men came to the side of the road and prepared to take a taxi to the hospital.

While waiting, Chen Yang looked at the staggering Lin Muqing and reminded her, "Be careful. You may have hallucinations due to mushroom poisoning." "Hallucinations?"

Lin Muqing was stunned, then he lowered his head and found an old sow with black background and white spots standing at his feet.

The old sow was very fat and big, probably weighing three or four hundred kilograms.

At this time, the old sow was standing beside Lin Muqing, nudging Lin Muqing's legs with her mouth.

"Is this an illusion?" Lin Muqing pointed at the old sow and looked at Chen Yang in a daze.

Chen Yang was also confused, "Where did this old sow come from on the street?"

"An illusion, it must be an illusion!"

"Big sister, we are done!"

Just when Chen Yang was wailing and thought he was going to die, the old sow pushed Lin Muqing hard with such force that Lin Muqing staggered and almost fell.

Lin Muqing's tiger strength came up, she pointed at the old sow and shouted angrily: "How dare you push me? Do you know who I am?"

"I am a police officer, and I want to be the director's woman in the future."

"You're attacking a police officer. I can arrest you, understand?"

Chen Yang's eyes almost popped out when he saw Lin Muqing persuading and educating an old sow.

"Are you sick!"

Lin Muqing ignored Chen Yang and scolded the old sow.

The old sow probably couldn't bear to be told anything, so she kicked her hind legs and nudged Lin Muqing again.

boom!
Lin Muqing fell to the ground.

Now Lin Muqing was really anxious.

"Hey, hey! I gave you face, didn't I?"

"Put your hands up! You're under detention!"

As he spoke, Lin Muqing leaped forward and pounced directly onto the old sow.

Lin Muqing pinched the old sow's neck with one hand, pressed the old sow's head with the other hand, and rode on the old sow.

Her movements were quite skillful.

But she overestimated her own strength and underestimated the strength of the old sow.

Maybe this old sow has never been ridden by anyone, and it couldn't adapt to being ridden suddenly.

After hearing two "aww" sounds, the old sow stood up and the guy started running away!
Chen Yang didn't expect that a pig could be so fast.

It disappeared in a flash.

I could hear Lin Muqing shouting from a distance.

"Why am I running?"

"How can this thing still run?"

"What am I riding?"

"The hallucinations from mushroom poisoning are so scary!"

"Save...save me!"

Chen Yang came to his senses when he heard Lin Muqing shouting for help. Just as he was about to chase after her, he heard some movement behind him.

Looking back, I saw a group of people coming from behind, led by the boss of Tieguodun.

The boss of Tieguodun saw Chen Yang and shouted, "Stop! Don't run!"

"It's fine if you ran away with the bill, but why did you steal my old sow?"

"Is there any uncle like you?"

Chen Yang was furious when he heard this. "Who ran away with the bill? Who stole your sow?"

"I haven't even looked for you yet, and you're already slandering me!"

"I ask you, how the hell can you give poisonous mushrooms to customers?"

The boss of Tieguodun was also anxious, "Who the hell took the poisonous mushrooms?"

"What you eat is red mushrooms, which are not poisonous at all!"

"If you don't believe me, check it out for yourself!"

Chen Yang was stunned and quickly took out his mobile phone to check, and it turned out that the mushrooms were not poisonous.

In an instant, Chen Yang felt numb.

"Since the mushrooms are not poisonous, then what Lin Muqing is riding is really..."

"Fuck!"

"Honey, hold on! I'm coming!"

With a loud shout, Chen Yang chased after Lin Muqing.

After he ran away, his boss quit.

"You're still running! Give me the money and return my pig!"

"Chase!"

With a loud shout, the boss and his shop assistants chased after him!

Now the streets are bustling.

Lin Muqing was riding a pig and spraying wildly in the front, while Chen Yang and the boss and his group were chasing after him.

Everyone passing by looked at it, and some even took out their phones to take pictures...

(End of this chapter)