I asked you to ask for a title, not a policewoman as your wife.

Chapter 19: Is riding a pig considered drunk driving? We need to hold a meeting to study this!
It was after ten o'clock at night.

The road was in chaos.

Lin Muqing rode the pig and ran wildly in front.

Maybe Lin Muqing had no experience riding a pig, so he didn't know where to put his hands and could only hold the old sow's neck tightly.

With her neck strangled, the old sow ran faster.

Lin Muqing was so scared that she screamed, "Help! Help! What the hell am I riding on?"

Behind.

Chen Yang ran for his life.

At this moment, Chen Yang realized how fast the old sow was.

With his physical condition, he couldn't catch up.

In desperation, he could only yell, "Wife! Hold on, don't let go!"

Behind Chen Yang, the boss of Tieguodun and his waiters were also chasing desperately.

He chased her while shouting, "Give me back my pig!"

then.

Then three heart-wrenching voices were heard.

Lin Muqing: "Help!"

Chen Yang: "Hold on tight, wife!"

Boss: "Give me back my pig!"

Let’s just say.

Any normal person cannot connect these three sentences together.

But there are those who do good things.

I heard the sound but didn't see anything, so I was just guessing.

"What happened over there? Why is it so chaotic?"

"I don't know. I can't see clearly."

"That's what I heard. Help! Catch my wife and give me back my pig..."

"Oh, don't you understand?"

"That woman must have had an affair and was discovered by her husband."

"When the husband wanted to kill his wife, the wife started to yell, 'Help!' The husband yelled, 'Catch your wife!'"

"That makes sense..."

"What does it mean to return my pig?"

"Maybe... maybe that woman stole a pig from her lover?"

"Or maybe, the woman's last name is Zhu."

"That makes sense, that makes sense. Now it all makes sense after you explain it like that. Haha, it has to be you! Otherwise, your nickname would be Da Mingbai!"

"..."

In other words, Chen Yang didn't hear it. If he had heard it, Chen Yang would have to give these troublemakers a big slap in the face.

Your wife is a pig!

But at this moment, Chen Yang really didn't want to bother with these people who were trying to get along with him.

The road is about to end.

There is a T-junction ahead, and if you rush through it you will enter the city.

The streets in the city are not as desolate as those in the suburbs!
"It's over, it's over! We're going to be in big trouble now!"

Watching the old sow turn a corner and go directly onto the city street, Chen Yang stamped his feet in anxiety.

But there is no other way, I can only keep chasing!

the other side.

Lin Muqing was so scared that she almost died. She held the old sow's neck tightly and did not dare to let go. She looked around, trying to find someone to help.

Coincidentally, there was a cyclist in front.

Lin Muqing hurriedly shouted, "Hey! Look, what am I riding?"

As he was speaking, the old sow had already caught up with the cyclist.

When the brother on the bicycle saw it, he was stunned.

After holding it in for a long time, he finally said, "You are awesome!"

It’s over, my brother treated Lin Muqing as a show-off.

My eldest brother is also mentally ill.

Who the hell is riding a pig in the middle of the night to show off?
Having failed to rescue the pig, Lin Muqing could only bite the bullet and continue running forward following the pig.

I never expected that there were a few policemen in front of me checking for drunk driving.

Just as a few uncles were checking the drivers, Lin Muqi rode on a pig and rushed over.

Several uncles were dumbfounded.

"What the hell, it just flew by?"

"I... I think it looks like a pig, and there's a person on top of the pig..."

Before the uncle could react, Chen Yang chased after him, "Wife! I caught him!"

Soon after, the boss of Tieguodun and his staff also chased after him. "Stop! Give me back my pig!"

A few uncles were even more confused.

Even if they racked their brains, they couldn't figure out what was happening!
Just as the uncle was stunned, Lin Muqing rode the pig to a crossroads.

As soon as the light at the intersection turned green, the anxious driver honked his horn.

The horn startled the old sow.

The old sow turned around and went back.

It was just that they moved to the opposite side of the street and missed Chen Yang and the boss of Tieguodun perfectly.

Seeing this, Chen Yang didn't have time to think about it, and jumped over the guardrail in the middle of the road and continued to chase! The boss of Tieguodun also followed Chen Yang's example and jumped over the railing to chase him.

Before those uncles could come to their senses, they saw Lin Muqing riding on a pig, running towards them again.

Now the uncles can no longer stand.

"Captain, I saw it clearly, it was a man riding a pig!"

"Meow! This is too much! One trip is not enough, why do you want another one?"

"Get in the car and chase!"

At the command, several officers got on the police car and chased after Lin Muqing.

No matter how fast the old sow runs, she can't be faster than a police car.

Soon, the police car blocked the old sow.

After being blocked, the old sow simply lay on the ground, probably because she was really tired.

Lin Muqing was stunned and sat on the old sow without moving. She had never done such an exciting thing in her life.

It’s more exciting than jumping off from the third floor.

But the uncles didn't care about that. They got out of the car and walked over angrily.

Looking at Lin Muqing, the captain gritted his teeth and asked, "What do you think?"

"Riding a pig back and forth on the motorway in the middle of the night?"

Lin Muqing saw the uncle as if she had seen a savior, "No, listen to my explanation."

"I had a reason for driving under the influence..."

"Drunk driving?" The captain was stunned. After a long while, he spoke, "Well... is riding a pig considered drunk driving? We need to go back and study it."

"Pig?" Lin Muqing was also confused when he heard what the captain said.

"Is this a pig?"

“Is this really a pig?”

The captain slapped his forehead helplessly, "How much alcohol have you drunk? You don't even recognize a pig?"

And just at this moment, Chen Yang ran over.

"Uncle, it's a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding."

"We are in the same line of work." As he said that, Chen Yang took out his ID and handed it to the captain.

When the captain saw the ID, he couldn't help but frowned, "What are you doing?"

Chen Yang explained with a wry smile: "Uncle, it's like this, we thought we had eaten poisonous mushrooms and were hallucinating."

“Who sells poisonous mushrooms?”

"Speak clearly!"

As soon as Chen Yang explained, the owner of Tieguodun came over angrily.

That guy is so tired that he can't stand it anymore.

"Uncle, I want to call the police! They ran away and stole my pig!"

Looking at the situation in front of him, Captain Shu was stunned.

"Why is it so messy?"

"Stand still, stand still, don't move."

"I can't handle your matter. I'll call now and find someone to handle it for you."

As he said that, the captain dialed the phone number of Jiangcheng Police Station.

Just now, when the police captain looked at Chen Yang's ID, he already knew where he was from.

At times like this, it is better to leave it to your own police station.

at the same time.

Wang Suo, who was on duty, was watching short videos.

Suddenly I saw a funny video.

A woman was riding a pig on the road.

Seeing this title, Wang Suo laughed, "Hahaha, the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, and these days there are even people walking pigs."

"Ah, young people nowadays will do anything to become famous."

"Riding a pig out here is embarrassing."

"If it were my daughter, I would break her legs..."

Just as Wang was criticizing, the captain called...

(End of this chapter)