Adorable baby is in charge, I help mommy to catch the president

no260 This is d, d! "Sister-in-law, sister-in-law!" Leng Yang yelled as soon as he stepped into the villa.That voice, full of excitement, was exceptionally loud.

"Keep your voice down! Your sister-in-law is still sleeping!" Leng Yan put on a set of dark-colored home clothes with laces, and walked down the stairs leisurely, speaking with some displeasure.

"Brother! What time is it now?!" Leng Yang looked at the sky outside, and conveniently placed a long, finely crafted box on the table, then frowned, "How long did you torture your sister-in-law last night? "

"How long is it tortured?" Leng Yan was not angry at all, but smiled incomparably contentedly, "I'm just interested, you'll know when you have a boyfriend!"

"Cut 7e" Leng Yang didn't take it seriously, isn't it just xx plus oo, who doesn't know it!She has also seen all kinds of people's 60 body, 60 art and 60 art movies, how about piston movements in different patterns, and she doesn't know why these people are so enthusiastic about it!

Leng Yan looked at the little girl. Those who have never experienced the fun of that kind of thing certainly don't know the beauty!

"What's that?" Leng Yan pursed his lips and asked the box that Leng Yang put on the table just now.

"Aren't you asking this question knowingly? My favorite brother is getting married, so why don't I hurry up and come back to talk about my heart as a little girl?" Leng Yang cast a wink at Leng Yan, laughing so hard enchanting.

"Let me see." Leng Yan said, walking over to open the box.

Just as the lid lifted a crack, there was a "snap", Leng Yang hurriedly held down the lid with one hand, and hugged it in his arms, as if he was afraid that Leng Yan would snatch it away.

Leng Yan raised his eyebrows: "Didn't you give it to me?"

"It's for you and sister-in-law, to be precise, it's for her!"

"what?"

"secret!"

"Don't be something you dug out from the grave of the dead again. Dirty smell!"

"Oh, now you know how to be particular! A few years ago, the gift I gave you on your birthday was not dug out from the grave, so you would be happy to receive it!"

"Can it be the same? This time it's a wedding! The picture is for celebration!"

"Okay, okay, I promise, I definitely didn't dig it from the tomb this time!" Leng Yang didn't allow Leng Yan to look at the gift in advance, while selling what she brought like a treasure, "Brother, for this thing, I But it cost a lot of money and was almost shot to death, it’s been a lot of twists and turns! I’ll be happy when my sister-in-law sees it later!”

"Is it a painting?" Leng Yan asked.At the moment when the box was opened just now, Leng Yan could clearly see that there was a scroll inside.Since it is a scroll, there are only two possibilities, calligraphy or painting.

The sky blue design was born, the biggest possibility is the painting.

"The answer is correct, plus [-] points!" Leng Yang jumped lightly, jumped to sit on the table, and patted Leng Yan on the shoulder a few times.

It is a painting, and Leng Yang is so proud of it. He claims that Tianlan absolutely likes it, so Escape is definitely the work of Van Gogh.

He remembered the incident in the news a few days ago: "A few days ago, you did the incident at the Museum of Modern Art in New York?" Leng Yan felt a little headache, "From tomb robbers to thieves, why can't you get rid of the word steal?! "

"Damn, how do you know?" Leng Yang intentionally showed an incredulous look.

"Steal it, steal it, and it was photographed by countless cameras. The British police network is offering a reward! With your small body, you can tell it at a glance." Look at Leng Yang's skill, just beat the slow-moving zombies to pay back. When you see well-equipped guards, you can only escape for your life.

"Small body?!" Leng Yang's description was exaggerated, deliberately in front of Leng Yan, he straightened his chest, and then lifted it up with both hands, "Do you have any insight, this is d, d!!!"

Leng Yan was immediately amused by Leng Yang: "Alright, I know you are old!"

"Wrong, it's big and straight!!!" Leng Yang corrected it seriously, then looked upstairs, a little confused, "Why hasn't my sister-in-law come down yet, I can't wait to offer the treasure!"

She jumped off the table with a "thump", put down the box, and ran upstairs: "I'll go up to see my sister-in-law!" After running two steps, she turned around again in a hurry, and said, "No peeking!" Gift!"

"Okay!" Leng Yan smiled and did not stop her from going upstairs.

After chatting with Leng Yang for a while, Tian Lan should have gotten up.Last night, the toss was really fierce...

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Running upstairs in a hurry, Leng Yang was in an unusually good mood.

Zheng Daguang went to brother and sister-in-law's room, and she went up by herself, Leng Yan didn't follow!

This means that she recently bought a needle-eye camera set at a high price, and it will come in handy right away!

Brother is such a man with a first-class body and physique, and his sister-in-law is full of passion, brother growls, and sister-in-law begs for mercy, that kind of scene, just thinking about it makes people feel excited!It must be better than any human 60 body 60 art 60 art sports movie!

From walking up the first step to standing in front of Gu Tianlan's room, Leng Yang felt that his little heart was about to jump out of excitement!

Knocking on the door quickly, Gu Tianlan really got up and just came out of the bathroom.

The coral velvet bathrobe, with some bare skin from the neck to the chest, just such a small area, already has hickey marks one after another.If there is a villa, then.

Seeing Leng Yang staring at the position of her chest, Gu Tianlan hurriedly gathered the crossed part of the bathrobe inward again.

Leng Yang realized that he had lost his composure, and hurriedly withdrew his eyes, with a heartbroken look: "Sister-in-law, my brother... is really violent!"

Gu Tianlan smiled, noncommittal, just said: "Xiao Yang, sit down first, I'll go change clothes."

"Well, okay, sister-in-law, I'll wait for you!" Leng Yang smiled brightly, standing tall and graceful, watching Gu Tianlan walk into the changing room.

As soon as Gu Tianlan entered, Leng Yang quickly got busy in the room.

Just kidding, watching a live-action video, the angle is of course important!

There are more than ten cameras, she always has to arrange them properly!

Moreover, Leng Yan can't find out!

In the corner, under the table, in the fan blades of the air conditioner, behind the books, somewhere on the carpet, on the top of the hanger... basically, wherever she can think of, put it!

Generally speaking, a simple camera does not have the function of sound collection. In order to make up for the regret of watching a silent picture, she is also specially equipped with a sound collection device.

After carefully observing the house, she finally lifted the mattress a little, dug a small hole from the bottom, and stuffed the sound picker into it.

Just after finishing all this, I heard Gu Tianlan's footsteps walking out of the dressing room.

Leng Yang quickly returned to the position where he watched Gu Tianlan enter the changing room, maintaining the appearance of smiling brightly just now, as if the few minutes when Gu Tianlan went in to change clothes did not exist at all.

"Why are you still standing here?" Gu Tianlan asked.

"Wait for you!" Leng Yang stepped forward and grabbed Gu Tianlan's arm, "Sister-in-law, let's go down and look at the presents. You must like the presents I picked for you this time!"

"What is it?"

"Secret, you'll know it when you read it!"

……

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Leng Yang held Gu Tianlan's arm and walked down the stairs together.

Both of them are simple sweaters and jeans, but their temperaments are quite different.One is as coquettish as a rose, and the other is as calm as a lotus.

Leng Yan sat on the sofa with his legs crossed, and the little milk bag also got up at some time, and was wandering around the box on the table.

"Auntie is beautiful!" The little milk bag looked at Leng Yang, and hurriedly shouted flatteringly.Just a joke, Daddy said just now, the value of such a painting, pay attention to buy a thousand kindergartens.

"Hey, I won't be called a witch today!" Leng Yang smiled even more coquettishly when he saw the little milk bag.

Leng Yan shook his head slightly, and instantly understood the reason why Leng Yang couldn't get married!She obviously has an alluring smile, but instead of seducing a man, she goes to his house to seduce a big-ass nephew!

In business terms, the positioning is unclear.

"Tianlan, come here!" Leng Yan waved at Gu Tianlan, "Come and see the gift Xiaoyang gave you, it's your favorite painting!"

favorite painting? !

In the whole world, there is only one painting that she likes the most!

For so many years, not to mention the authenticity, I have never seen even a fake.All I saw was pictures on the Internet!

A few days ago, she just read the news that the painting was stolen!Could it be...? !

An incredible light shone in her eyes!Busily turned around and looked at Leng Yang.

Then, she saw Leng Yang nodding, "A few days ago, I did go to New York."

This sentence is tantamount to admitting in disguise, she Leng Yang has gone to steal the painting!

From the standpoint of sister-in-law, she should have preached righteously, at least to say that stealing paintings is wrong!However, facing the original Van Gogh's work, her favorite "Starry Night", Gu Tianlan didn't care about other things, and walked towards the gift box in three steps at a time.

The book-like gift box is only black and white, with a touch of landscape painting, which looks extremely high-end.

Leng Yang opened the box carefully with his own hands.

What was presented in front of my eyes was a picture scroll with some old color, a touch of yellow.

No wonder, it has been many years, and it has gone through several twists and turns.

Leng Yang glanced at Gu Tianlan, and generously made a gesture of invitation, signaling Gu Tianlan to open it by himself.

Almost unable to restrain the excitement in her heart, Gu Tianlan's hands trembled slightly, carefully, carefully picked up the scroll, and then slowly opened it——

With just one glance, not only Gu Tianlan and Leng Yan, but even the little milk bag's face was distorted.

Big chunks of blue, chunks of brown, chunks of yellow... Tuddles of paint on paper have no sense of beauty at all.

If you look carefully, it is indeed "Starry Sky".

The blue is the sky, the brown is the cypress tree, and the yellow is the nebula.

It's just that such a painting, let alone trying to pretend to be an authentic one, is not even qualified to be a fake!That picture is almost like a kindergarten doll's drawing, and it is estimated that it is at most better than the little milk bag.

Looking up, Gu Tianlan looked at Leng Yang, who still had a proud expression on his face, as if this painting was her treasure, and asked enthusiastically, "Sister-in-law, how is it, do you like it?"

Gu Tianlan felt embarrassed, she actually asked her if she liked such a...trash? ! .

She turned her head and cast her eyes on Leng Yan: What kind of aesthetic vision does your sister have, she doesn't think this thing is an authentic work of Van Gogh, does she? !

Leng Yan was also puzzled, logically speaking, given Leng Yang's tomb robbery for n years, it is impossible not to see that this painting is worthless with a super keen appreciation of antiques!

"Xiao Yang, are you sure you got it from the Museum of Modern Art in New York?" Looking at Leng Yang's high self-confidence, Leng Yan couldn't bear to hit her!

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