Adorable baby is in charge, I help mommy to catch the president

no261 Like a piece of shit, "Who said this was from the Museum of Modern Art in New York?!" Leng Yang asked back, immediately choking Leng Yan and Gu Tianlan.

"It's just such a piece of shit, it's worth your Miss Leng to transport it all the way from England? And you still make such a showy look?! Send me and Tianlan as wedding presents?" Leng Yan looked disgusted.Thanks to her, she can afford something like this!

"What looks like shit?! Can't you speak better?! This is the first oil painting in my life! Look at the old-fashioned level, I hired someone who is a master of fakes to do it! No matter how you look at it With a history of hundreds of years, how can it compare to Van Gogh's painting?!"

Regarding this issue, Young Master Leng directly refused to comment. As a sister-in-law, Gu Tianlan couldn't have a sister-in-law relationship like this.She smiled: "I really like this painting, not to mention its artistic value, just Xiaoyang's kindness is invaluable!!"

The little milk bag pursed her mouth, and she despised Mommy extremely in her heart. Mommy often taught him that children should not lie, but she took the lead in lying.

Leng Yang pretended not to see Xiao Nai Bao's expression, and smiled while holding Gu Tianlan's arm: "Sister-in-law is still virtuous!" As he said that, Leng Yan glanced at Leng Yan, then stretched out his hand to scrape Xiao Nai Bao's nose, "Being a human being, you two should learn from others." Hold on!"

Leng Yan glared at Leng Yang fiercely, and Gu Tianlan laughed immediately. Her man is usually used to being cold to outsiders. It is rare that there is another person besides her and the little milk bag who can make him show his cuteness. one side.

"By the way, sister-in-law, to be honest, what do you think of this painting?" Leng Yang asked affectionately.The anticipation in his eyes was sincere and warm, like a primary school student eagerly waiting for the teacher's affirmation.

How about this painting? !Gu Tianlan hesitated, but Leng Yan's evaluation was already very objective.

That's like a pile of shit!

However, for the sake of a harmonious sister-in-law relationship in the future, Gu Tianlan ignored her artistic level and said with great difficulty: "As the first oil painting, it is still very good, and there is still a lot of room for improvement in the future."

"I knew my sister-in-law would like it! Well, sister-in-law, I like you so much!" Leng Yang said, leaning over with one mouthful, kissed Gu Tianlan loudly on the face, and made the next most important request by the way, " Since my sister-in-law likes it, I must hang this painting in your bedroom! I have done a survey of the address, and I will hang it on the wall opposite the bed! From now on, my brother and sister-in-law can see this painting every day when they open their eyes. I can imagine my feelings for you!"

"No!" Leng Yan refused with one word, how could such a so-called artwork that exists like shit, hang in his and Tian Lan's bedroom, it will affect the mood in the future!

Leng Yang knew that it was useless to talk to Leng Yan, so he turned around and acted like a baby to Gu Tianlan: "Sister-in-law, I specially bought a drawing board easel, bought countless paints, and invited a teacher to teach me how to paint! A total of dozens of paintings were wasted. Zhang, this one is the best! You can hang it in the bedroom, at least let me experience the feeling of a painter!"

"No!" Leng Shao once again sternly refused.

Leng Yang immediately showed a pitiful appearance like a puppy, looking at Gu Tianlan with longing eyes.

Such a painting, hanging in their bedroom? !Gu Tianlan felt that this was a challenge to the three views, she was a little embarrassed: "You know, your brother and I don't have a picture in the bedroom, so how about I hang your picture in the corridor?"

Shipped on behalf of the museum. "How can I do that? It's easy to ignore if it hangs in the corridor! You can't see it at all!" Leng Yang resolutely objected.

"How come? If you hang it in the corridor, besides your brother and me, guests at home and bodyguards can all see it, and it won't bury your painting!" Gu Tianlan tried to persuade Leng Yang.

"Sister-in-law, this is a gift specially made for your newlyweds! How can it be hung outside?!" Leng Yang pouted, picked up his proud work, and after looking at it for a while, he probably felt that this The painting is really not in the elegant hall, so I took the initiative to back down a bit, "Otherwise, just hang it for a few days!"

Seeing that Leng Yang voluntarily gave in and asked for only a few days, Gu Tianlan's heart softened a little.

Although the painting was really bad, it was only hung for a few days, so she could still bear it.Therefore, Gu Tianlan cast his eyes on Leng Yan, waiting for him to nod.

Leng Yang is also a smart master. Seeing Gu Tianlan's appearance, she knew that she agreed, so she rested her hands on her chin, her eyes blinked and glowed with water, and she looked like I still felt sorry for him.

Leng Yan slapped her on the head. Although he looked fierce, he let go of his strength: "If you love acting so much, why don't you become an actor?!"

Seeing Leng Yan's doting tone, Leng Yang immediately knew that he agreed, put his hands on Leng Yan's neck, "baji" kissed him: "Thank you brother!"

Leng Yan smiled, looked at Leng Yang, then at Gu Tianlan: "Okay, your sister-in-law is going to be jealous!" As he spoke, he glanced at the servant waiting beside him, "Go and get this painting Frame it and hang it in the bedroom."

Leng Yang smiled even more, lowered his head and covered his stomach, covering the corners of his mouth so proudly that he was almost upturned, only arguing that he was hungry and wanted to eat.

Why did such a painting have to be hung in their bedroom? !There must be a reason for that!She wants to watch the video of brother and sister-in-law from all angles. She has observed it just now, and the best position is the wall directly opposite the big bed!That's a bird's-eye view!

Before, I was worried that there were no decorations on the wall, and there was no place to press the camera. Fortunately, she was alert and insisted on getting this painting in.After the painting was framed and hung up, she pretended to go in for a visit and pressed the camera on it.

The food at the Banshan Villa is always excellent, Leng Yang is in a great mood, exclaiming exaggeratedly while eating, it's so delicious, so delicious, busy serving food for his brother, sister-in-law and nephew.

With great difficulty, the little milk bun wiped out the mountains of vegetables and snacks on the dinner plate, and they were immediately piled up again. His little round stomach was full quickly, but the food on the dinner plate did not decrease at all.

"Demon girl, don't you know it's shameful to waste food?" Xiao Naibao frowned, speaking righteously.

"Be good, Long, didn't you call me aunt just now?" Leng Yang smiled and added a fried dumpling with wild mushrooms and put it on the small milk bag dinner plate, smiling sinisterly, "How can it be wasted? Isn't it all there?" Is it in your stomach? Be good, eat more, my aunt likes round objects!"

Bulky objects? !Xiao Naibao lowered her head and looked at her really round belly, sweat, is she talking about herself?

Then, he heard Leng Yang talk about a past event like a memory: "I think back then, when I went to the Yue King's Tomb, there was a monster that guarded the spirit and only ate dead corpses. That thing, short hands and short feet, the more you eat, the more you swell. The rounder it is, the more convenient it is to open the intestines and stomach, and when the sharp knife stabs slightly, there is only a 'bang' sound, and a gust of black blood rushes out! One knife at a time, the feel, that makes people like it!"

Look at Leng Yang's expression, his face is full of joy, looking yearning for it, but the little milk bag is trembling.

Nima, it's too scary. Such a monstrosity came out of Daddy's house? !

He hurriedly picked up fried dumplings and put them on Leng Yan's dinner plate: "Daddy, eat more, I'm full! I've invited the kids to play today, so I'm leaving first." He said, as if running away Stand up and run outside.

Leng Yan picked up the fried dumplings given to him by the little milk bag, took a bite elegantly, and looked at Leng Yang: "Didn't you go to the Museum of Modern Art that night and return in vain?"

this... this...

This is really the only case in which Leng Yang failed after her debut: "That day, it was an accident."

She was a little embarrassed for a moment, and her smile was restored in an instant.

Isn't it just a failure, grandma, I don't care!

"Are you taking the blame for others?" Leng Yan hit the key point.Since Leng Yang didn't steal the painting, and the painting was indeed lost, it was obviously stolen by someone else!

Today, what the British police want is the woman in black captured on the camera. Isn't she a scapegoat for others? !

"Brother, I will investigate this matter myself, without your intervention!" Leng Yang suddenly lowered his voice, describing it seriously.

That man, the man who caused her to be besieged by so many guards and almost turned into a sieve, the man who watched her run for her life in the hail of bullets and didn't reach out to help, even if she was burned to ashes, she would recognize him! .

Hmph, she wants to get back all the trouble he caused her!Isn't it just that his skills are worse than him? Her Leng Yang's advantages are: brains, and beauty!

It's all because of her tight clothes that day. She regrets what she wore that day. If she had shown her face at that time, paired with a coquettish dress and her always invincible coquettish smile, maybe she hadn't opened her mouth yet. The other party just sent the painting, so how could there be any trouble later? !

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That afternoon, Gu Tianlan was sent by Leng Yan to go to the spa. Ben invited Leng Yang to go with her. Leng Yang yawned a lot, said that she was sleepy, and went back to her room while holding the stairs.

As soon as she entered the room, she began to fiddle with it. There are so many cameras, she needs to adjust the signals one by one to adjust the resolution to the best!

A joke, the clarity directly affects the viewing quality!

In the middle of the afternoon, the "Starry Sky" painted by herself was framed and sent up. Leng Yang hurriedly put on a more housekeeper than a housekeeper, directing the workers to hang the painting.

"A little higher... it's slanted, the left side is a little higher... ouch, the right side is higher again, fine-tuning it by a millimeter..."

Seeing Leng Yang's earnestness, the servant who was guarding the workers hanging the paintings walked out.

Leng Yang was harsh for a while, and felt that the time was almost up, so he said happily: "Okay! That's it!"

The worker, who had been tossed about for more than half an hour, breathed a sigh of relief, stepped down from the ladder, and walked out with the ladder in his hand.

Leng Yang stood in front of the painting and looked at it again and again. Before leaving, she glued a camera smaller than a fingernail to the side of the painting frame, clapped her hands and walked out.

Going back to his room, he quickly connected to the camera just now, wow, that's too domineering!Direct room panorama, better than any previous camera angle!

The whole afternoon, she was super excited, and she was waiting for the xx live broadcast tonight!