Beautiful fairy wife in love with me

Today is destined to be a restless day.

Before the morning passed, the entire Mei's School of Management was about to be turned upside down.

Not only the teachers and students in the teaching building, but even the male and female students in the school dormitory were also disturbed by a crazy and wretched professor.

Even the aunt who washed the public toilet was not spared and was brutally murdered.

You can see large groups of students swarming out of the classroom.

It can also be seen that a group of teachers in the teacher's room with disheveled hair and disheveled clothes hurriedly called for help.

It can also be seen that the security guards beat Professor Peng vigorously with electric batons.

But the final result was that the electric baton did not stun him.Instead, the security guards had their clothes torn and howled repeatedly.

In the big classroom, Li Xiaochen endured Tang Yao's nasty words, and finally gathered enough true energy.

With luck in his arms, he yelled, lifted Tang Yao up and put her on the chair.

Quickly put away those talisman papers and related tools, Li Xiaochen took out Tang Yao's cell phone and called Jiang Mier.

"Hey, Jiang Mier, it's me! Something is wrong! The aphrodisiac seal I wrote was accidentally touched by two people. It's a mess everywhere now!"

Jiang Mier went out early in the morning to go through the formalities of selling cars and houses.That's why I didn't come with Li Xiaochen.

After listening to Li Xiaochen's narration, she burst out laughing.

"What are you laughing at! Come here and help! Or tell me how to remove the effect of the talisman. Hurry up, I'm in a hurry!"

After laughing for a long time, Jiang Mier managed to hold back, and said, "Who told you to be so careless? I learned that aphrodisiac talisman from a broken-hearted person. There is no other solution, but to wait for three hours to pass. "

Li Xiaochen shouted angrily: "Three hours? Do you want me to die!"

Jiang Mier asked with a smile: "Who has been tricked?"

"One is Tang Yao, as you have seen, the president of our school's student union. The other is Professor Peng, the middle-aged man who gave the lecture yesterday."

"what about now?"

"Tang Yao... was barely subdued by me and stayed in the classroom. Unfortunately, Professor Peng was released to bite people."

Hearing Li Xiaochen call her name, Tang Yao entangled him like a snake again, and said softly, "Honey, who are you talking to?"

Jiang Mier heard Tang Yao's voice from the phone, and laughed again: "So Tang Yao likes you! Hahahaha..."

Li Xiaochen wanted to cry but had no tears: "Stop laughing! You are so powerful, hurry up and think of a way!"

Jiang Mier suppressed a smile: "There is a way. Use violence to control violence. As long as you restrain the opponent forcefully and wait for three hours to pass, everything will be fine."

"But I'm alone, and now I'm holding Tang Yao, and I can't get away. Professor Peng is already happily harassing the students. Come and help!"

"I don't. What you provoke yourself, solve it yourself."

Li Xiaochen stomped his feet anxiously: "When is it, and you and I are still divided? I beg you, Jiang Mier, my good Mier, good honey, honey baby..."

"Okay, don't call me that, it's so disgusting. I'll teach you a method. You have the attribute of lightning. Lightning can paralyze people, but it must be aimed at the acupuncture points on the back of the head to be effective..."

Immediately afterwards, Li Xiaochen listened to Jiang Mier's detailed description of acupuncture points and capture techniques, and immediately experimented with Tang Yao.

He gathered the true energy in his body, gathered it at his fingertips, and quickly pointed towards the back of Tang Yao's head.

The human hindbrain is mainly composed of the brainstem.The brainstem is the high-level center of the human body.

Once the back of the brain with crossed nerves is hit, people are likely to faint due to blocked nerve conduction.

According to the method Jiang Mier said, Li Xiaochen stunned Tang Yao in one fell swoop.He said in surprise, "One has already fallen."

"Hehe, you can try Professor Peng's side too. Do this first. Call me if you have any questions."

Li Xiaochen hung up the phone, picked up the unconscious Tang Yao, and quickly ran towards the infirmary.

After handing her over to the school doctor, and giving her some instructions, Li Xiaochen searched for Professor Peng in the school.

Walking into the dormitory group, he suddenly heard the screams of countless girls.

After identifying the direction, Li Xiaochen ran over with all his strength.

The voice came from the girls' dormitory building.

Professor Peng is like a lunatic who escaped from a lunatic asylum, singing "Tracker's Love" while chasing the girls fleeing in the dormitory.

Everywhere he passed, a group of girls screamed.

Qin Yufei, who happened to live in this dormitory building, was typing papers in the dormitory.Hearing the endless noise outside, she, who is naturally quiet, finished saving the document and left the dormitory.

I saw a middle-aged man with messy hair and broken glasses lenses running around in the corridors of the dormitory.

Qin Yufei took a few more glances and recognized Professor Peng.

But why is he here?The female dormitory has always prohibited boys from entering.Male professors are no exception.How could the dormitory administrator let him in?

And with his current appearance, how could he have the slightest demeanor to be a teacher?It's just an old pervert through and through.

After making a fuss for a while, Professor Peng suddenly kicked open a door with a bang.

After being hit by the aphrodisiac talisman, he was surprisingly strong.The whole door was kicked down by him.

Several girls in the dormitory who were changing clothes shouted together, covering their bodies with their clothes.

Qin Yufei shook her head and sighed, she walked lightly and came behind Professor Peng.She shot like the wind, pinching the back of his neck with jade-like fingers.

The technique changed three times in an instant.

Professor Peng lost consciousness and fell down softly.

When Li Xiaochen came downstairs, the administrator had already disappeared.

Not caring much, he took two steps in three steps, and quickly went upstairs, just in time to meet the panicked girls.

They poured down from upstairs like a tide.The almost crazy cry made Li Xiaochen's ears ache.

In less than a minute, the eight-story girls' dormitory was empty.

Li Xiaochen didn't see Professor Peng, nor heard his crazy screams, so he had to search layer by layer.

When searching the third floor, Li Xiaochen saw Qin Yufei.

She is still graceful and graceful, with a calm expression.A man was lying on the ground beside him.This person is none other than Professor Peng who was hit by an aphrodisiac talisman and turned the campus upside down.

It seemed that Professor Peng also fainted.

Meeting Li Xiaochen's eyes, Qin Yufei was also slightly stunned: "Are you here to look for him?"

Li Xiaochen smiled apologetically, "I hope I didn't cause you any trouble."

"I'm fine. But it's hard for other girls." Qin Yufei looked at Li Xiaochen calmly, "I think you should keep a low profile."

Li Xiaochen picked up his dean, smiled wryly and said, "I think about it too. I don't know what happened recently, things keep coming to me. I can't hide even if I want to."

Qin Yufei bowed slightly as a salutary farewell.She stopped talking, turned around with a pleasing look, and left gracefully.

Watching Qin Yufei's graceful figure disappear out of sight, Li Xiaochen couldn't help but sigh with emotion: She really deserves to be a goddess-level beauty.

If placed in ancient times, it can definitely be compared with the four beauties.

However, how could the four beauties compare to Qin Yufei, who was carved out of ice?

Closed Moon Diaochan's eyes are of different sizes.One eye is large and the other eye is smaller.

Although people also have eyes of different sizes, Diao Chan has been regarded as a beauty since ancient times, so she will naturally be picked on.

Maybe the difference in the size of her eyes is more obvious, so she has flaws.

But some people say that Diao Chan's ears are too small, so she needs to wear big earrings.

In short, she has some fly in the ointment.

The shameful flower Yang Yuhuan has body odor.

Chenyu Xishi is Bigfoot.

Falling Wild Goose Wang Zhaojun slanted his shoulders.

From ancient times to the present, no matter how beautiful beauties are, there are more or less small shortcomings of one kind or another.

But it is precisely because they are not perfect that they are real people with flesh and blood.

Although Li Xiaochen had never seen Qin Yufei's jade feet, nor had he smelled her body fragrance, but as far as the naked eye could see... she was indeed flawless.

This may be why everyone called her a goddess.

As far as appearance is concerned, Qin Yufei is so perfect that she is not like ordinary people.

She is like the Luoshen in Cao Zhi's "Ode to the Goddess of Luo" who "seems like the moon is covered by light clouds, and the snow flutters like the flowing wind". Her beauty cannot be described enough.

Li Xiaochen shook his head with a smile.

Or maybe Qin Yufei just concealed her flaws better.

In this age of fakes, how many things are still real?

The face that can be broken by blowing bombs has been photoshopped;

A single eyelid can cut out a Yarlung Zangbo Canyon;

A barren chest like the Turpan Basin can rise to become the roof of the world after treatment.

Sighing, taking back these wild thoughts, Li Xiaochen left the girls' dormitory building.

After sending Professor Peng to the school infirmary, Li Xiaochen didn't dare to stay in the school any longer, and returned home feeling uneasy.

He paced back and forth in the living room irritably, feeling bitter in his heart: this time things have become serious.When Professor Peng and Tang Yao wake up, they will definitely tear me to pieces.Do you still want to take this school in the future?

What Li Xiaochen's mother hoped most was for her son to graduate from university with a bachelor's degree.

But according to the current situation, if she was really expelled from the school, her mother would be very sad.

Maybe it will also affect her treatment.In case something happens to her old man...

Thinking of this, Li Xiaochen became even more depressed.He simply fell on the bed and used sleep to relieve the pressure.

After sleeping for an unknown amount of time, Li Xiaochen vaguely heard the sound of the door opening, and sat up from the bed in a daze.

Dimly, he saw a pretty face full of dissatisfaction.

Jiang Mier was staring at him with big eyes.

"You're back?" Li Xiaochen rubbed his eyes, regaining consciousness.

Jiang Mier didn't speak, but just stared at Li Xiaochen angrily.Stared at him until the hairs in his heart.

Li Xiaochen moved back subconsciously, and suddenly covered his chest with one hand and his crotch with the other, and asked in horror, "Could you have also been hit by the aphrodisiac?"