Beautiful fairy wife in love with me

Jiang Mier suddenly smiled and asked, "Why are you sleeping in my bed?"

"How did this become your bed? I..." In the middle of speaking, Li Xiaochen remembered the three-chapter agreement with Jiang Mier yesterday.

During the time Jiang Mier lived here, the bed belonged to her.

He himself either sleeps on the sofa or on the floor.

No matter what, you can't let the girl sleep on the floor?

"I'm hungry." Jiang Mier looked at Li Xiaochen with eyes full of excitement, "I haven't eaten dinner yet. Please invite me to a restaurant for a meal."

"Dinner?" Li Xiaochen patted his forehead, "I actually slept for so long."

"Don't change the subject."

Li Xiaochen shook his head and said, "Are you still able to eat outside food these days? Are you not afraid of gutter oil?"

"Then what do you think we should do? Are we going to stare at each other until we are full?"

"I can cook for you."

"Then I might as well go to a restaurant and eat gutter oil."

Hearing what Jiang Mier said, Li Xiaochen was very unhappy: Hey, what does this girl mean?When you go to the restaurant, your eyes shine.When I heard that I was going to cook, my voice trembled.

"Underestimate me? Hmph, I'll get you a table of nutritious, healthy and delicious food right away." He rolled up his sleeves, ready to do a big job.No matter what, you can't be looked down upon by beautiful women.

"Okay, then I'll wait." Jiang Mier blinked playfully and smiled triumphantly.

Li Xiaochen came to his senses immediately.He foolishly slipped into the trap designed by the beauty.

After a while.

"Is this the 'nutritious, healthy and delicious' delicacy you mentioned?" Jiang Mier pouted her mouth to express her dissatisfaction as she stared at the table of dishes that Li Xiaochen had just prepared.

Li Xiaochen coughed twice, stood up straight, and explained to her in a earnest tone: "Here are Lanzhou ramen, Shanxi sliced ​​noodles, Beijing fried noodles, Shandong Yifu noodles, Sichuan dandan noodles and Malay fried noodles from overseas. and pasta. First of all, it makes up a 'one table'. Secondly, pasta is rich in nutrition. Former Singaporean President Huang Jinhui only ate five dishes for a meal. I have prepared seven dishes for you here. You are better than The president still eats well. There is nothing to complain about. Again, there is absolutely no waste oil, preservatives and drying agents in it, and it is quite healthy. As for whether it is good or not, you will know if you have tried it?"

"You're lying. This table is full of noodles. It's just divided into seven plates. Where are the seven dishes?" The girl was still not convinced.

"Although the main ingredients are the same, the recipes are different. Mapo tofu and braised tofu are still two dishes. You can't just deny my full table meal called 'Three Thousand Worry Silk' just because of this." Li Xiao Dust is going to carry the rogue to the end.

Although Jiang Mier expressed reluctance, she still picked up her chopsticks and started eating.

After the first bite, it was out of control.

On the surface, they are all noodles, but when you eat them, they have different flavors.

Seven plates of noodles with different recipes, with different textures and tastes.

Some are full of strength and chewy; some soup noodles are smooth and delicious; some are crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, crispy and fragrant...

This is Li Xiaochen's best recipe.In the gourmet competition in his first year of university, he once bravely entered the top four with these "seven weapons".

Unfortunately, no one informed Li Xiaochen when he would go to the finals.As a result, the judges gave him No.4.

This has always been cited by Li Xiaochen as a great regret in life.

Cooking for beautiful women is a kind of enjoyment.Watching beautiful women eat is also a kind of enjoyment.After cooking for the beauties, watching the beauties eat is the enjoyment of enjoyment.

Li Xiaochen felt a great sense of satisfaction watching the beauties devouring the food like the wind and kissing the rain.

How else can I say that the food appearance of a diner is the best standard for judging the level of a chef?

At the end, Jiang Mier swept the whole table of noodles into her stomach by herself.There is still a look of interest on his face.

"It's really unpalatable." Jiang Mier wiped her mouth with a paper towel contentedly, and then made a concise and concise summary evaluation.

Li Xiaochen rolled his eyes, pointed to the empty plate disapprovingly, and said, "It's so bad that you still have nothing left? I made a serving for two people. You ate it all up."

Jiang Mier shrugged her shoulders pretending to be helpless, and said, "It's terrible to be uneducated. Haven't you heard of the idiom 'Hungry does not choose what to eat'? When a person is extremely hungry, he will eat up all cow dung without hesitation." of."

Li Xiaochen stared at Jiang Mier dissatisfied: "You said the pasta I made is no different from a pile of cow dung?"

"You underestimate your own cooking skills too much. The food you cook is not no different from a lump of cow dung, but like a big~ lump of cow dung."

"You..." Li Xiaochen was speechless at this girl who was so good at taking advantage of it.

"Hehe, your embarrassed look is so cute. I like your expression very much." After burying Li Xiaochen, Jiang Mier got to the point, "Hey, how is your homework of copying talismans?"

When mentioning the talisman seal, Li Xiaochen couldn't help but sighed repeatedly.

Jiang Mier sensed Li Xiaochen's thoughts from his expression, and said with a chuckle, "By the way, I haven't asked you yet, is the aphrodisiac matter settled?"

Li Xiaochen sighed: "The situation is under control. I just don't know when the school will expel me."

"No, what a big deal, is it worth firing you?"

"The key is that Professor Peng is too tough. He likes more than one person. Regardless of men, women, young or old, teachers and students, every time he sees one, he kisses dozens of them. Even the old lady who cleans the streets of the campus was bitten by Professor Peng. Buttocks. In addition to drool everywhere, there are two rows of crooked teeth marks on the buttocks!"

Before Li Xiaochen could finish speaking, Jiang Mier was already holding her stomach and bending over with a smile.

"This is just a situation I encountered on the way to find Professor Peng." Li Xiaochen sighed again, "Not to mention anything else, just forcibly breaking into the female dormitory building, intending to harass female students on a restricted scale , is already enough to choke. What's more, Professor Peng almost destroyed the entire campus. That battle, that scene, is really full of grief and anger."

"And the instigator of all this—" Li Xiaochen poked his chest with his fingers, and said sadly: "It's me. If the school doesn't expel me, it's not enough for the people to be angry. If the school doesn't kill me, this 'KFC' , not enough to scare the monkeys. If the school doesn’t kill me, then the whole country will be snowed in June, three years of drought, tsunami, volcanic eruption, sky collapse and earth collapse, and the people will be in dire straits..."

Jiang Mier laughed and collapsed on the sofa, almost out of breath: "Is there anyone who criticizes yourself so eloquently and eloquently? It seems like the world will end if you don't get fired, haha... Ouch, I can't, my stomach is cramping..."

Li Xiaochen looked at Jiang Mier who was smiling heartlessly, not in the mood to bicker at all.The worry on his face became heavier.

After laughing enough, Jiang Mier patted him on the shoulder and comforted him: "Okay, maybe it's not as bad as you thought. Who knew you did it?"

Li Xiaochen's eyes widened, and he said with a sense of enlightenment: "You mean, even if Professor Peng tells the truth, no one will believe it?"

Jiang Mier gave him an affirmative smile: "Smart, one point is clear. If Professor Peng reports this kind of thing to the school, the school leaders will only think that he is looking for excuses to shirk. Touching a piece of talisman will change his temperament drastically." ? Ordinary people would not believe such a thing.”

Li Xiaochen took the words and continued: "So the school would rather believe that Professor Peng is lying? Then I'll be safe? I always feel like I'm sorry for Professor Peng."

Jiang Mier nodded with a smile: "Everything has its own cause and effect. If Professor Peng hadn't had such lustful thoughts deep in his heart, even if he touched the aphrodisiac talisman, he wouldn't have ended up like this. I think... well, the dean should Will turn a blind eye and close one eye.”

Li Xiaochen thought what she said was reasonable, but immediately shook his head and said: "No. And Tang Yao. We are those damn guys who took a lot of indecent photos of me and her! Words posted on the campus forum , this matter will be troublesome!"

"Indecent photos?" Jiang Mier's eyes widened, "You and her... ehh~ have you both developed to that level?"

"What are you thinking? She's just sitting on my lap."

"And... that's all?" Jiang Mier's pretty face turned cold, "Then, what else did you do?"

Li Xiaochen saw her face turn from sunny to cloudy in an instant, for some reason, he felt a little guilty.

He didn't dare to look Jiang Mier directly in the eyes, and said, "I didn't do anything. Tang Yao, you also know the effect of aphrodisiac talismans... She told me a lot of debauched and nasty things..."

"That's it? Nothing else happened?" Jiang Mier folded her hands on her chest, looking like a resentful woman who caught her husband having an affair.

"I remember... there shouldn't be anything else."

Jiang Mier smiled coldly, took out her mobile phone, and logged on to the campus forum of Yinluo City University Town.

After searching for a while, she found what she wanted in the "Life Gossip Section".

"Come and take a look." Jiang Mier patted the sofa cushion beside her, motioning for Li Xiaochen to sit over.

In a panic, he leaned over and glanced at the phone, Li Xiaochen opened his mouth wide in shock, his teeth almost came out of shock.

In the picture on the screen of the mobile phone, the winking Tang Yao is pouting her seductive lips, kissing the forehead of Li Xiaochen with melancholy eyes.

"You, you listen to my explanation, Jiang Mier, it's not what you see. In fact, because, because I... No, it's Tang Yao, her... Cough, to be precise, it should be an aphrodisiac Talisman. I was restrained by her at the time, so this kind of thing happened..."

"You were restrained by her?" Jiang Mier stared at Li Xiaochen, disapproving of his words, "You'd better take a closer look at this picture. Can you see where your perverted hands are placed?"

Li Xiaochen glanced again in fear.In the photo, one of his hands was resting on Tang Yao's slender thigh.

The other hand, I don't know if it was to resist Tang Yao's personal harassment, or it was premeditated, but it actually firmly pressed the chest of the heroine in the photo!

"Misunderstanding! This is definitely a misunderstanding! I may not have been completely restrained at the time. But I was definitely pressed by her on the stool and couldn't stand up! This, this movement was made unconsciously. I actually wanted to push her away. But accidentally bumped into Tang Yao's...cough cough, accident, really accident!"

Jiang Mier smiled mockingly: "Evidence can be interpreted from many angles. But there is always only one truth. No matter whether you are intentional or not, you can't change the ironclad fact that 'you are a ****'. "