Beautiful fairy wife in love with me
Chapter 29] Lumberjack?
"Ah——Jiang Mier! You, you, you, you...you rascal!" Early in the morning, Li Xiaochen's strange cry scared away a few sparrows that were taking a nap on the window sill.
Jiang Mier rubbed her sleepy eyes, and let out an "um" from her nose in a daze.
At this moment, she is like a well-behaved snow rabbit, curled up lazily on the sofa.
Li Xiaochen hid under the quilt and put on all his clothes and pants before walking in front of her.
"Morning." Jiang Mier covered her mouth and yawned.
Li Xiaochen didn't speak, just stared at her a few times, and then went to wash up.
Jiang Mier felt something was wrong, put on her slippers, walked outside the bathroom, and asked, "What's wrong with you?"
Li Xiaochen, who was brushing his teeth, snorted and muttered, "What did you do last night? You know it well."
"I know it in my heart?" Jiang Mier blinked in confusion, "I don't know."
Li Xiaochen stared back at her, and said angrily, "Stop pretending to me. Did you take off my clothes last night?"
Jiang Mier nodded: "Yes."
Li Xiaochen scratched his head frantically, and shouted, "Why are you so calm? You shameless woman, do you often do this kind of thing?"
Jiang Mier clasped her hands in front of her chest, and said with a smile: "How dare you say that. If it weren't for me last night, you would have died a long time ago. Do you know that the condensed pill like that will make you blew up to nothing? .”
Li Xiaochen thought about it for a while.
Indeed.Something terrible seemed to have happened last night.The true energy went berserk, out of control, and then, then...
Halo, the following things do not remember.
Although she didn't know much about the situation, Jiang Mier would never harm him.
In that case, I should thank her...
wrong!
"I know that maybe my method of compressing my true energy is a bit whimsical. But, but... you don't have to strip me naked?" Li Xiaochen felt like something when he saw Jiang Mier's bright black eyes full of smiles. I didn't wear it either, which was very embarrassing.
After all, Jiang Mier couldn't hold back, and laughed: "Do you know why people are not allowed to blow the air after they sweat? Do you know why people have to dry their feet immediately after soaking or taking a bath? Do you know that people exercise? After sweating, why wipe it off as soon as possible?"
Before Li Xiaochen could answer, Jiang Mier continued: "You had a lot of poisonous blood on your body last night. If you don't wash it off right away, it will be bad for your health."
"So you kindly helped me wash it, then threw it back on the bed, and let me sleep on the bed naked all night?"
Jiang Mier added: "Strictly speaking, I covered you with the quilt properly."
"But you have seen every part of my body! Of course, I know that you are doing it for my own good. I am also very grateful to you. But I..." Li Xiaochen blushed embarrassingly, "In short, you It made me very tangled and embarrassed. You know that?"
"What's the trouble? In Japan, many people have the habit of sleeping with alder fruit. It can promote blood circulation, beautify and lose weight. How good it is."
"I didn't say that!"
Jiang Mier analyzed his facial expression, and said clearly: "I understand. Once a girl sees your body, will you marry her back home?"
As soon as she finished speaking, Jiang Mier let out a snort and laughed so hard.
"Nonsense!" Li Xiaochen stared at her hard, "I mean, you've seen my body. But I haven't seen yours. Don't you suffer a lot?"
After finishing speaking, Li Xiaochen held the toothbrush in his mouth and grabbed Jiang Mier with a smirk.
Jiang Mier hurriedly escaped, ran to the living room, and said with a smile, "I didn't do it on purpose. This is what the plot requires, okay?"
"Then I am now also because of the needs of the plot. And this is the request of the director and the audience." Li Xiaochen rushed over with all his teeth and claws.
"I don't want it." Jiang Mier deftly stepped aside, "You are a big carrot. After hugging Tang Yao, now you want to take advantage of me."
"That's different. At that time, I was forced to do so. If I didn't comfort her like that, I don't know what she would do."
"Come on less. Is that what you have to do to comfort others? If you love your heart, you can love your heart. Don't deny it."
"Hey, don't frame me. I'll sue you for defamation. Besides, what did I spend?"
"Where do you not spend money? With me, a big beauty, accompanying you every day. Hmph, you actually go to cuddle with other women. Your fiancée doesn't get treated like this."
"Once again, it's a 'fake' fiancée. Besides, isn't your treatment bad? Not only did you look at my body, but you also touched it countless times."
"I'll just touch you, how about it?" Jiang Mier touched Li Xiaochen's face provocatively with her finger, and said with a smile: "Isn't it okay to touch a tiger's butt? I want to touch it!"
"You!" Hearing her call his face a butt, Li Xiaochen was angry and funny, "Don't force me. A puppy will jump off a cliff and die in love if he is in a hurry. A rabbit will bite people's ears in a hurry."
"Okay, it's up to you whether you want to jump off a cliff or bite your ears." Jiang Mier looked at the time, put away her playfulness, and pushed Li Xiaochen to the sink, "But before that, hurry up and wash up. The special car will be here soon." coming to pick us up."
……
The so-called special car is a small van.The next two days are weekends and there is no class, so Jiang Mier arranged a two-day special training plan for Li Xiaochen.
The location of the special training is a remote forest farm far away from Yinluo City.This forest farm is privately owned.
And the driver who is responsible for driving is the general manager of the forest farm.
Li Xiaochen felt more and more that Jiang Mier was supernatural.Even the people in the forest farm know each other.
When he was in the car, he used his kung fu to look inside.Somehow, the zhenqi in the body was already in liquid state.
Li Xiaochen didn't know that he walked around the gate of hell last night and almost couldn't come back.
But he knew that the reason why he was still alive was thanks to Jiang Mier.
Thinking about it carefully, she was pretty good to herself.Although she often bickers and is often teased by her, I am really happy in my heart, like eating honey, sweet and greasy.
Maybe this is Jiang Mier's unique charm.
It would be great to be able to get married with her one day.
It's just that I'm just a poor boy, how can I be worthy of a rich lady?
Forget it, why think so much?
The mind of the past is unattainable, and it is not real if it is gone; the mind of the present is unavailable, fleeting, and becomes the past;
Since you can't get the three hearts, don't waste that time and think about them indiscriminately.
Putting aside delusions, Li Xiaochen seized the time to do the basic homework of Qi gathering.
I don't know how much time passed, but the car stopped.
Li Xiaochen opened his eyes and saw that there were tall trees all around.After getting off the bus, the birds chirping and the mountains are secluded, the air is fresh and refreshing.
The person in charge helped to bring down the tent, food and daily necessities, bid farewell to Jiang Mier, and drove away.
After setting up the tent and putting all the things inside, Jiang Mier led Li Xiaochen to a big tree.
"From now on, we will conduct a two-day special training. First, let's sort out the skills you have mastered so far. Except Taixuan Tian Qingdao, what you will know is flying stars stepping on the moon and more than a thousand kinds of skills. Making talismans. Among them, the technique of flying is the best. We need to position you according to your own characteristics."
Jiang Mier paused, and then said: "You have the two attributes of thunder and emptiness, so you have the characteristics of speed and idling. In terms of online games, your best development direction in the future should be d, the damage per second , here refers to a unit with high attack power). But you have empty attributes, so you can become a powerful dps with high attack and high flash. You can attack when you advance, and you can dodge when you retreat. When people see you, they will be frightened."
Li Xiaochen couldn't help but secretly smiled when he heard what she said was funny.
"What are you laughing at?" Jiang Mier gave him a shudder, "Guys who don't know how to learn and don't want to make progress, don't laugh. It's teaching time. Listen carefully. A powerful dps should have attack first Damage ability. Based on your current situation, the damage output is about zero. It is undeniable that you are so useless, and it has something to do with me. After all, I have never taught you offensive tactics. Cough, let me talk about what you need in the past two days. The content of the special training."
"Instructor, I have a problem!"
"Say."
"Your bra straps slipped down your arm."
Jiang Mier rolled his eyes at him, pulled up the sling, and continued: "The Nine Heavens Profound Armament passed down from generation to generation by the Jiang family—the Ziya Sword, is of the thunder attribute. Only immortal cultivators of the thunder attribute can use it. I can drive it , naturally also has the physique of the thunder attribute. I will give you a demonstration below."
Jiang Mi'er's right arm hangs down naturally, and her five fingers are put together like a knife.
Gathering her true energy in her palm, she saw white light wrapped in purple awn emanating from her entire palm, like thousands of piercing lightning that cracked the sky and screamed, buzzing chaotically.
In just a short while, these lightning bolts continuously twisted into strong lines of various thicknesses and lengths made the nearby tall trees tremble, and the fallen leaves were colorful.
"Keep your eyes open. Youth is only in an instant." Jiang Mier slowly raised her right arm.
When her right palm was raised near her left shoulder, she suddenly slashed across the air from upper left to lower right.
All I saw was a flash of light pouring out of her palm, like a thin knife stretched out, slashing at the trunk of the big tree in front of me.
The white blade transformed from the purple lightning and lightning, just after cutting, shrank again in an instant, returned to Jiang Mier's palm, and returned to the original beating lightning bolts.
If Li Xiaochen hadn't practiced Tai Xuan Tian Qing Dao, and his five senses were much sharper than ordinary people, he would definitely not be able to see this lightning strike clearly.
At this time, the luxuriant tree that needed four or five people to hold it together unexpectedly crashed and fell down.
The incision is oblique and neat.Li Xiaochen touched it with his hands, without the slightest sense of unevenness, just like a perfect slope, even with a sawing machine, it is impossible to achieve such a degree.
"Cow. This efficiency, with you here, the lumberyard doesn't need to hire any loggers at all."
Jiang Mier rubbed her sleepy eyes, and let out an "um" from her nose in a daze.
At this moment, she is like a well-behaved snow rabbit, curled up lazily on the sofa.
Li Xiaochen hid under the quilt and put on all his clothes and pants before walking in front of her.
"Morning." Jiang Mier covered her mouth and yawned.
Li Xiaochen didn't speak, just stared at her a few times, and then went to wash up.
Jiang Mier felt something was wrong, put on her slippers, walked outside the bathroom, and asked, "What's wrong with you?"
Li Xiaochen, who was brushing his teeth, snorted and muttered, "What did you do last night? You know it well."
"I know it in my heart?" Jiang Mier blinked in confusion, "I don't know."
Li Xiaochen stared back at her, and said angrily, "Stop pretending to me. Did you take off my clothes last night?"
Jiang Mier nodded: "Yes."
Li Xiaochen scratched his head frantically, and shouted, "Why are you so calm? You shameless woman, do you often do this kind of thing?"
Jiang Mier clasped her hands in front of her chest, and said with a smile: "How dare you say that. If it weren't for me last night, you would have died a long time ago. Do you know that the condensed pill like that will make you blew up to nothing? .”
Li Xiaochen thought about it for a while.
Indeed.Something terrible seemed to have happened last night.The true energy went berserk, out of control, and then, then...
Halo, the following things do not remember.
Although she didn't know much about the situation, Jiang Mier would never harm him.
In that case, I should thank her...
wrong!
"I know that maybe my method of compressing my true energy is a bit whimsical. But, but... you don't have to strip me naked?" Li Xiaochen felt like something when he saw Jiang Mier's bright black eyes full of smiles. I didn't wear it either, which was very embarrassing.
After all, Jiang Mier couldn't hold back, and laughed: "Do you know why people are not allowed to blow the air after they sweat? Do you know why people have to dry their feet immediately after soaking or taking a bath? Do you know that people exercise? After sweating, why wipe it off as soon as possible?"
Before Li Xiaochen could answer, Jiang Mier continued: "You had a lot of poisonous blood on your body last night. If you don't wash it off right away, it will be bad for your health."
"So you kindly helped me wash it, then threw it back on the bed, and let me sleep on the bed naked all night?"
Jiang Mier added: "Strictly speaking, I covered you with the quilt properly."
"But you have seen every part of my body! Of course, I know that you are doing it for my own good. I am also very grateful to you. But I..." Li Xiaochen blushed embarrassingly, "In short, you It made me very tangled and embarrassed. You know that?"
"What's the trouble? In Japan, many people have the habit of sleeping with alder fruit. It can promote blood circulation, beautify and lose weight. How good it is."
"I didn't say that!"
Jiang Mier analyzed his facial expression, and said clearly: "I understand. Once a girl sees your body, will you marry her back home?"
As soon as she finished speaking, Jiang Mier let out a snort and laughed so hard.
"Nonsense!" Li Xiaochen stared at her hard, "I mean, you've seen my body. But I haven't seen yours. Don't you suffer a lot?"
After finishing speaking, Li Xiaochen held the toothbrush in his mouth and grabbed Jiang Mier with a smirk.
Jiang Mier hurriedly escaped, ran to the living room, and said with a smile, "I didn't do it on purpose. This is what the plot requires, okay?"
"Then I am now also because of the needs of the plot. And this is the request of the director and the audience." Li Xiaochen rushed over with all his teeth and claws.
"I don't want it." Jiang Mier deftly stepped aside, "You are a big carrot. After hugging Tang Yao, now you want to take advantage of me."
"That's different. At that time, I was forced to do so. If I didn't comfort her like that, I don't know what she would do."
"Come on less. Is that what you have to do to comfort others? If you love your heart, you can love your heart. Don't deny it."
"Hey, don't frame me. I'll sue you for defamation. Besides, what did I spend?"
"Where do you not spend money? With me, a big beauty, accompanying you every day. Hmph, you actually go to cuddle with other women. Your fiancée doesn't get treated like this."
"Once again, it's a 'fake' fiancée. Besides, isn't your treatment bad? Not only did you look at my body, but you also touched it countless times."
"I'll just touch you, how about it?" Jiang Mier touched Li Xiaochen's face provocatively with her finger, and said with a smile: "Isn't it okay to touch a tiger's butt? I want to touch it!"
"You!" Hearing her call his face a butt, Li Xiaochen was angry and funny, "Don't force me. A puppy will jump off a cliff and die in love if he is in a hurry. A rabbit will bite people's ears in a hurry."
"Okay, it's up to you whether you want to jump off a cliff or bite your ears." Jiang Mier looked at the time, put away her playfulness, and pushed Li Xiaochen to the sink, "But before that, hurry up and wash up. The special car will be here soon." coming to pick us up."
……
The so-called special car is a small van.The next two days are weekends and there is no class, so Jiang Mier arranged a two-day special training plan for Li Xiaochen.
The location of the special training is a remote forest farm far away from Yinluo City.This forest farm is privately owned.
And the driver who is responsible for driving is the general manager of the forest farm.
Li Xiaochen felt more and more that Jiang Mier was supernatural.Even the people in the forest farm know each other.
When he was in the car, he used his kung fu to look inside.Somehow, the zhenqi in the body was already in liquid state.
Li Xiaochen didn't know that he walked around the gate of hell last night and almost couldn't come back.
But he knew that the reason why he was still alive was thanks to Jiang Mier.
Thinking about it carefully, she was pretty good to herself.Although she often bickers and is often teased by her, I am really happy in my heart, like eating honey, sweet and greasy.
Maybe this is Jiang Mier's unique charm.
It would be great to be able to get married with her one day.
It's just that I'm just a poor boy, how can I be worthy of a rich lady?
Forget it, why think so much?
The mind of the past is unattainable, and it is not real if it is gone; the mind of the present is unavailable, fleeting, and becomes the past;
Since you can't get the three hearts, don't waste that time and think about them indiscriminately.
Putting aside delusions, Li Xiaochen seized the time to do the basic homework of Qi gathering.
I don't know how much time passed, but the car stopped.
Li Xiaochen opened his eyes and saw that there were tall trees all around.After getting off the bus, the birds chirping and the mountains are secluded, the air is fresh and refreshing.
The person in charge helped to bring down the tent, food and daily necessities, bid farewell to Jiang Mier, and drove away.
After setting up the tent and putting all the things inside, Jiang Mier led Li Xiaochen to a big tree.
"From now on, we will conduct a two-day special training. First, let's sort out the skills you have mastered so far. Except Taixuan Tian Qingdao, what you will know is flying stars stepping on the moon and more than a thousand kinds of skills. Making talismans. Among them, the technique of flying is the best. We need to position you according to your own characteristics."
Jiang Mier paused, and then said: "You have the two attributes of thunder and emptiness, so you have the characteristics of speed and idling. In terms of online games, your best development direction in the future should be d, the damage per second , here refers to a unit with high attack power). But you have empty attributes, so you can become a powerful dps with high attack and high flash. You can attack when you advance, and you can dodge when you retreat. When people see you, they will be frightened."
Li Xiaochen couldn't help but secretly smiled when he heard what she said was funny.
"What are you laughing at?" Jiang Mier gave him a shudder, "Guys who don't know how to learn and don't want to make progress, don't laugh. It's teaching time. Listen carefully. A powerful dps should have attack first Damage ability. Based on your current situation, the damage output is about zero. It is undeniable that you are so useless, and it has something to do with me. After all, I have never taught you offensive tactics. Cough, let me talk about what you need in the past two days. The content of the special training."
"Instructor, I have a problem!"
"Say."
"Your bra straps slipped down your arm."
Jiang Mier rolled his eyes at him, pulled up the sling, and continued: "The Nine Heavens Profound Armament passed down from generation to generation by the Jiang family—the Ziya Sword, is of the thunder attribute. Only immortal cultivators of the thunder attribute can use it. I can drive it , naturally also has the physique of the thunder attribute. I will give you a demonstration below."
Jiang Mi'er's right arm hangs down naturally, and her five fingers are put together like a knife.
Gathering her true energy in her palm, she saw white light wrapped in purple awn emanating from her entire palm, like thousands of piercing lightning that cracked the sky and screamed, buzzing chaotically.
In just a short while, these lightning bolts continuously twisted into strong lines of various thicknesses and lengths made the nearby tall trees tremble, and the fallen leaves were colorful.
"Keep your eyes open. Youth is only in an instant." Jiang Mier slowly raised her right arm.
When her right palm was raised near her left shoulder, she suddenly slashed across the air from upper left to lower right.
All I saw was a flash of light pouring out of her palm, like a thin knife stretched out, slashing at the trunk of the big tree in front of me.
The white blade transformed from the purple lightning and lightning, just after cutting, shrank again in an instant, returned to Jiang Mier's palm, and returned to the original beating lightning bolts.
If Li Xiaochen hadn't practiced Tai Xuan Tian Qing Dao, and his five senses were much sharper than ordinary people, he would definitely not be able to see this lightning strike clearly.
At this time, the luxuriant tree that needed four or five people to hold it together unexpectedly crashed and fell down.
The incision is oblique and neat.Li Xiaochen touched it with his hands, without the slightest sense of unevenness, just like a perfect slope, even with a sawing machine, it is impossible to achieve such a degree.
"Cow. This efficiency, with you here, the lumberyard doesn't need to hire any loggers at all."
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