god level spoof

() After the two great gods finally settled down at home, Li Ye always had a question in his heart: Dugu sister and Ximen Chuuxue, why are their identities, genders, and personalities so different from the original book?

After making up his mind, Li Ye decided to have a good conversation with the two.

Seeing that Ximen's puppet girl was already lying on the sofa on the left, she seemed to be asleep. He looked over here and found that Dugu girl was also curled up on the sofa on the right. This girl seems to be dreaming a sweet dream.

After seeing these two scrolls, Li Ye's heart throbbed slightly, and at the same time he did not forget to slander: Are these two guys really Sword God and Sword Demon? They are in a strange world, and they are not in a hurry to figure out who they are. In such a nervous situation, he fell asleep.

Taking a deep breath, Li Ye suppressed the restlessness in his heart and planned to take a shower.

This is the case in summer, people's body is constantly sweating and feels sticky, and it is really refreshed after taking a bath.

Li Ye, who was wearing a pair of shorts, walked into the hall, and immediately found that the two had woken up, as if they were waiting for him.

Sister Dugu spoke first: "Xiaoyezi, do you have something to say to this girl?" I've said it all, you can call me Xiaoye, but don't add the word 'zi' after it, yeah ~

"My lord, if you have any doubts, it's okay to say it. Chuuxue will know everything and talk endlessly." Ximen Chuuxue said unwillingly.Li Yeyu cried without tears: Nima, don't call me 'son', okay?

Li Yedao: "Well, since you asked first, I'll just say it straight. First of all, whether your titles in the original world are sword gods or sword demons..."

Before he finished asking, the lonely girl immediately yelled: "That's right, how did you know the name of this girl's Sword Demon?"

"Oh, yes, it's unbelievable." The puppet Ximen also patted her head, amazed.Li Ye: "..."

Regarding these two guys, Li Ye was powerless to complain.However, the reaction of the two made him realize a very serious question: when Dugu Qiubai was fifteen or six years old, did he have the title of Sword Demon?

Li Ye's heart was agitated, he immediately grabbed Dugu's soft little hand, and said: "Come with me."

According to common sense, Dugu girl could break free from Li Ye's big hand holding her small hand in an instant, but she saw that there was no profanity in Li Ye's eyes, so she let the other party lead her.

Pulling Dugu girl to the front of the computer, Li Ye pointed to the few lines written by Mr. Jin on the computer describing Dugu Qiubai:

"Fierce, fierce, and invincible, the weak champion will use it to compete with the heroes of Heshuo."

"Ziwei soft sword, used before the age of 30, it is ominous to accidentally injure a righteous man, so it is abandoned in the deep valley."

"The epee has no edge, and great skill does not work. Before the age of 40, rely on it to run rampant in the world."

"After the age of 40, don't stick to things. Plants, trees, bamboo, and stones can all be swords. Since then, you have been practicing Jing, and gradually progressed to the state where no sword is better than having a sword."

Dugu girl first pulled out the little hand held by Li Ye, then looked at the computer, and then frowned coquettishly: "What is it, you brought me here to read these unknown words."

Seeing Miss Dugu angry, Li Ye was taken aback for a moment. At this time, Ximen's puppet lady also said, "My lord, what do these words mean? I only know a few of them."

"I'm so confused!" Li Ye finally came to his senses. The characters on the computer were in simplified characters, but Dugu Meizi and Ximen Mistress could only read traditional characters. Besides, ancient characters were typesetting vertically, unlike the modern ones which are horizontal. Typesetting.

After thinking about it, Li Ye copied these few lines into a notebook, then searched for the corresponding traditional characters, and then typeset them vertically—although there were not many words, it wasted more than ten minutes for Li Ye.

During this period, sister Dugu and Ximen Chuuxue didn't bother them. Through Li Ye's behavior, the two understood a little, but they didn't understand anything.

After Li Ye typesetted these lines vertically into traditional characters, he looked at Dugu Qiubai: "Hey, in short, this is the heavenly book, which records your deeds."

"The Heavenly Book?" Dugu asked in surprise, and then asked again: "Since you can understand the words on the Heavenly Book?"

"The secret can't be leaked~"

Li Ye shook his head pretendingly, and said, "Now, do you understand? These few lines are all about you. They were engraved when you were old."

After reading these few lines, Miss Dugu laughed: "Not bad, these words really look like this girl's style."

"That's not the point." Li Ye shook his head again, and asked the most puzzling question in his heart: "You are only fifteen or six years old now, so logically you haven't reached the level of being invincible?"

The lonely girl laughed: "You're right. I'm 15 years old, but I'm already invincible. The year before last, at the martial arts conference, I defeated all the masters and masters with a black iron epee sword." The sect masters and sect masters of the various sects, as well as many hidden seniors and other heroes of the world."

"..."

Li Ye was speechless for a while, staring dumbfounded at the cute smiling girl in front of him - is this still human?You're just a pervert.

"The year before last... You, you were invincible at the age of 13?"

"That's right, it's just that I'm very humble, so when I get old, should I change it to 'Rampaging the world before the age of 40'?"

"What about before you were 13?"

"Oh, I used Ziwei soft sword when I was 12 years old. But I accidentally injured many good people."

"Before the age of 12?"

"Oh, I remember when I was 11 years old, I was just a fledgling, fighting with those martial arts people in the Heshuo area."

……

Li Ye was silent for a long time, and finally settled down. The little girl in front of her is a big talk (how does Dugu practice, please don't worry about this question—feel the spirit?), the most buggy existence in history:

Before the age of 12, it reached the sharp sword stage.

Before the age of 13, it reached the soft sword stage.

Before the age of 14, he reached the epee stage.

……

Li Ye never thought that the description of Dugu Qiubai in the original book was based on the biggest variable - Dugu Qiubai is a very "humble (sweat~)" little girl, so when she was old, buried The sword and the engraved words are very different from the reality.

正因如此，她才将12岁前改成了20岁前，将13岁前改成了30岁前，将14岁前改成40岁前……

It turns out that this is the truth!

There is no doubt about the strength of Dugu Qiubai!

Li Ye complained in his heart: According to such a perverted progress, could Dugu Qiubai be able to shatter the void before he was 20 years old?It's several times better than Fengyun Wuji! Wow!

"Oh~ the most annoying thing is that those martial arts people always talk about me as a daughter, and people come to propose marriage all day long, but those guys' kung fu is really bad, no one can beat me...so I had to pretend to be a man."

Dugu girl's complaining voice broke Li Ye's thoughts.

He rolled his eyes: "You are invincible at the age of 13. At the age of 14, plants, trees, bamboo and rocks can be used as swords. Gradually, no sword is better than a sword! So, who is the enemy of the 15-year-old Dugu girl?";