god level spoof

() The biggest mystery in his heart was solved, and Li Ye finally accepted the fact that Dugu Qiubai is a girl.

As for how the Dugu girl practiced?Li Ye is not interested in understanding at all, just like why Bruce Lee can become a legend, why Zhou Xingxing can become the king of comedy, just need to understand that this is a kind of spirit-myth is always unique, and the rigid reality If common sense is applied, it will only look ridiculous.

As for the fact that Ximen Chuuxue is a fake mother, Li Ye is even less interested in learning more about it. No one can control her natural beauty.

On the contrary, after Li Ye understood the temperament of these two people, he felt at ease. At least the two of them did not dislike him—at least for now, Li Ye was the only one on Earth who could talk to them. people.

As the night gradually deepened, Dugu sister and Ximen puppet yawned again and again, seeming to be sleepy.

The corner of Li Ye's mouth twitched. If you are sleepy, go back to the sofa. Why are you sitting on my bed and can't get up?

"Well, Miss Dugu, Brother Chuixue, you..."

Dugu sister spoke first, she pointed at Ximen Chuuxue, and said, "Xiao Ye, I'm going to sleep, you let him go back to sleep on the sofa."

"..." Li Ye looked at Dugu girl silently, you are going to make a fuss, this is my bed, when will I sleep with you?

"My lord, you let this woman go back to sleep on the sofa? Then we will..." Ximen Chuuxue said, blushing.

Li Ye's face darkened immediately: Even if you are a fake mother, but you are an ancient person, why are even the ancients so unrestrained!

"...Discuss martial arts." Ximen Chuuxue continued, and Li Ye roared in his heart: Can you finish your sentence without blushing?

"Xiao Ye, do you want to discuss martial arts with a beautiful girl, or do you want to discuss martial arts with a man?" Sister Dugu was not to be outdone.

Originally, Li Ye planned to discuss martial arts with either of them, but in this situation, forget it.

Li Ye put his hands on Dugu girl's right shoulder and Ximen's puppet girl's left shoulder, and said, "Get up both of you, I'm going to sleep."

At this moment, Li Ye's eyes are firm, and there is no room for relaxation. Facing a generation of sword gods and sword demons, Li Ye has made an attitude that as an ordinary person, he is not afraid of power.

Unexpectedly, the two stood up one after another, and after giving a relative cold snort, they went to the sofa together.

Li Ye touched his head, a little confused, so why are these two guys so obedient?

If you don't understand it, you don't want to. At least Li Ye found something that makes him happy. The two of them are not as troublesome as they thought~

As the night deepened, Li Ye gradually fell asleep.

Just when Li Ye was in his dream with Zhou Gong's daughter, he felt like five mountains appeared above his head, pressing down on him...

"what--"

Li Ye woke up suddenly. When he opened his eyes, he immediately found that there was a person on top of him. This was a... young man.

What are you kidding?Li Ye, who was still a little confused, couldn't react all of a sudden, what is the situation?

Fortunately, this young man seemed to have realized something, and immediately planned to get up from Li Ye, but Li Ye grabbed the clothes on his chest and asked, "Hey, buddy, let's make it clear first, why did you press him for no reason?" with me?"

The young man froze for a moment, touched his head in embarrassment, and was about to speak, but Li Ye immediately said: "By the way, how did you come in..."

Speaking of this, Li Ye suddenly woke up. After twitching his eyebrows a few times, he squeezed out a few stiff smiles: "I said buddy, don't you want to kill me while I'm asleep?"

The young man's eyes widened, and he said, "Why would I want to kill you? It's just..."

Li Ye groaned, and said: "Then you still don't get up from me, you are a big man, and you like to press on men, I really can't stand you."

He said in his mouth, and at the same time, he couldn't stop looking at the other person's appearance and expression, but the lights in the room were not turned on, and in the middle of the night, the stars and the moon were gone, so Li Ye couldn't see clearly.

The only thing I found was that the other party had a very strange hairstyle and a pair of big eyes.

The reason why Li Ye didn't yell loudly was mainly because he couldn't figure out what the opponent's purpose was, whether it was an enemy or a friend. If he had murderous intentions towards him, he would still be crushed by the opponent, but in a passive state.

Therefore, after Li Ye woke up, he didn't yell for Dugu Meizi and Ximen Chuuxue to come over, but to ensure his own safety first—whether the other party really did not have any malicious intentions.

Facts have proved that the other party did not have any malicious intentions, because the young man is about to get up from Li Ye...

At this moment, a very strange scene appeared, Li Ye saw a light spot appearing one meter above him, and it was getting bigger and bigger, and the light was getting stronger and stronger at the same time.

Li Ye was stunned for a moment, a little inexplicable, what kind of stuff is this?

At the same time, a voice came:

"I once had a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it. I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance, I will Say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it will be... 1 years!"

The sadness, helplessness, and freedom of this voice made people's hearts throbbing and blood rushing, and it made people's hearts feel like a knife, which was beyond words.

But that's not the point, the point is the content!

As a good student in the new century, Li Ye has watched many movies, but there are few that shocked him the most—at least those dramas with boring plots, he really doesn't like them.

But "Journey to the West" is an exception in his mind. At least this movie is funny and amazing, but the most commendable thing is that it can portray love and life in a funny and amazing way, but few movies can do it.

At this moment, Li Ye heard the most classic part of Journey to the West, and after he had memorized many lines, his only sigh was——the person who said this is Supreme Treasure!

Yes, this is definitely a supreme treasure!

In Li Ye's mind, except for Supreme Treasure, no one else could express this passage to such an artistic conception: this is a fearless spirit of letting go of everything, and letting go of the little love of oneself for the sake of the great love of all beings!

"Can the hatred in the world really be so great?"

"What sorrow is there in life, and why bother in death!"

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"There was once a sincere love placed in front of me..." Li Ye was unknowingly infatuated, subconsciously muttering in his mouth. (Please collect and recommend!)