god level spoof

() Seeing Supreme Treasure and Wukong disappearing in front of his eyes, Li Ye's tense heartstrings finally relaxed, and he collapsed on the bed gasping for breath.

The coercion emanating from Supreme Treasure just now was too terrifying, even though most of the aura was blocked by Wukong, it still shocked Li Ye's mind.After all, Supreme Treasure is the reincarnation of Monkey King. After becoming Monkey King in an instant, he still can't control the emotional fluctuations in his heart.

The reason is simple, even though Supreme Treasure has become the powerful Monkey King, the memory of Supreme Treasure has not disappeared, and he is still just a bandit with the mission of Monkey King.

Li Ye thought of the appearance of Supreme Treasure, and stood there blankly in mid-air, with a look of desolation and sadness that went deep into his bone marrow—why did Supreme Treasure wear a magic spell?Is it really just for the common people in the world, but more for saving Fairy Zixia?

"Damn it, why do I think so much? The Supreme Treasure has nothing to do with me." Li Ye cursed in a low voice, and quickly straightened up, because Dugu sister and Ximen puppet had already arrived on his bed forward.

Sister Dugu asked: "Xiao Ye, what happened just now, there seem to be two extremely terrifying auras, could it be that two strong men have come here."

Marveling at Dugu girl's perception, Li Ye nodded and replied, "Yes, there are indeed two perverted guys who have been here." The reason why he didn't hide it was because Zhizunbao and Wukong would come back sooner or later.

"Oh, so where are they now? I'm going to try them out."

Sister Dugu became excited all of a sudden, clenched her fists and shook them uncontrollably, quite ready for a fight immediately.

And Ximen's pseudo-mother also had a strange look in her eyes, and said: "You are alone, and I am alone. Let's see who wins first."

Li Ye sweated for a moment, and looked at the two of them with playful eyes. Although you two are god-like existences in the martial arts world, you are not real gods after all. You guys who are still awesome, you still wash up and sleep?

Although he was slandering in his heart, Li Ye naturally wouldn't show it, but said: "Oh, those two guys left after saying a word to me, but don't worry, they will always come back."

Sister Dugu asked again: "Where did they go? I'm going to find them." Li Ye was depressed: I didn't expect this girl to be so stupid, and if there was a possibility of a fight, she had to realize it immediately.

Li Ye glanced at the night sky, then shook his head immediately.

It's impossible for me to tell Dugu sister that Supreme Treasure and Wukong are fighting in the universe?

It is estimated that if you say it, you will kill Dugu girl...

"I don't know either. Experts won't reveal their whereabouts to others?"

Li Ye directly dismissed Dugu girl's thoughts, and then yawned a few times: "I'm so sleepy, don't stay here, all of you go to sleep?"

After speaking, Li Ye had already lay down, and the two of them didn't say anything more when they saw this, but went back to their own sofas.

Li Ye, who was lying down, did not fall asleep for a long time. Finally, when he heard a few cock crows, he fell into a deep sleep in a daze because of his exhaustion.

In the morning, the sound of birds singing was the best alarm clock, and Li Ye got up on time as usual.

What happened last night did not bring him any major impact or change, and it can be understood from the situation that Supreme Treasure and Monkey King have not returned yet, and they are probably still fighting in the universe.

Li Ye didn't think about the question of when the two of them would come back. He still made breakfast. Of course, this time it must be reserved for five people. After eating his own portion, he went up the stairs to meet Dugu girl He and Ximen's pseudo-mother were still sleeping, and couldn't help being speechless for a while: Didn't the ancients all dance when they smelled chickens?How come this theory doesn't show up on these two guys.

Arriving at the school also early, Li Ye and Cao Jian strolled along the tree-lined path of the campus again.

"A generation of house gods will eventually grow up, and his hand is called the hand of the pick-up girl! After countless quiet, lonely nights, how many tissues were wasted, the hand of the brother-in-law became the hand of the pick-up girl ..."

Cao Jian fell into a state of ecstasy again, Li Ye acted as a loyal audience, and the rest of the students were completely indifferent.

In the end, it was still our responsible monitor, Ye Zi, who came and brought the two of them back to the classroom.

The day at school passed quickly, and it was almost the end of school again. The young head teacher standing on the podium issued a notice to the students below: "There are two days left before the final exam. During these two days, everyone is at home. Study well~"

Li Ye's heart moved. In the past two days, who will appear again?

The day before yesterday, Huoyun Cthulhu and Sister Pao, Dugu Sister and Ximen Chuuxue appeared, and yesterday there were two Monkey Kings. Today, I really don’t know.

"Hey, I said brother, why did I find that you have been absent-minded these two days, what's on your mind..."

Cao Jian suddenly stepped forward to ask, but this guy immediately laughed: "Oh~ I see, have you fallen in love with that girl? , long hair or short hair or curly hair, what are the underwear..."

"Go to hell—"

Li Ye scolded angrily, then got up and packed his satchel, and said: "You still think about yourself, I won't bother you."

"Hehe, why are we brothers? If I have a girl I like, I will definitely tell you her measurements, as well as her hair and the color of her underwear..."

"Forget it, I don't want to be remembered forever by a woman who may become your wife in the future."

After saying goodbye to Cao Jian, Li Ye shook his head. If I told him that Dugu Qiubai and Ximen Chuuxue lived in my house, he would probably follow me immediately...

After entering the house, Li Ye realized that there was something wrong with the atmosphere in the house because there was no one there.

Li Ye frowned, and immediately after entering the room, he heard a scream:

"what--"

The voice was extremely harsh, and it gave Li Ye a feeling of déjà vu.

Subconsciously, Li Ye walked to the bathroom door. This should not be Sister Pao, um, it must not be Sister Pao.

For some reason, Li Ye opened the door, perhaps because of the continuous calls from inside, which made people want to find out more after hearing it.

This is a girl's body, uh, this is the second time Li Ye has seen a girl's body—Sister Pao.

The same scene happened the day before yesterday, the only difference was that it was not the first time the two had met.

Meiqin's body was suddenly enveloped in a strong electric current. At this moment, she reacted extremely quickly, determined to teach Li Ye a lesson.

"Hey, let me ask a question, why do you always scream when you take a shower?" Li Yedan asked calmly, then smiled helplessly: "I heard your scream, and I opened the door because I was worried about you... ..."

"You..." Meiqin was startled when she heard the words, and immediately reacted, wrapped her body around her body, and said with a slightly red face, "Isn't it because of the chicken..."

"..." Li Ye was a little confused, chick?Sister Pao is actually afraid of chickens, this is really...too cute?