god level spoof

() Just when Li Ye didn't know why, a slightly immature voice came: "My sense of existence~ Why is it so thin?"

Li Ye was taken aback for a moment, and after looking up, down, left, and right, his eyes finally fell on the exhaust window.

It was a chick, er, to be precise, it was a cute chick with three dull feathers on its head.

Xiaoji also looked at Li Ye, and the light appeared in the corn's eyes, and said again: "That's great, I didn't expect that there is another person who can understand what I'm talking about."

At this time, Miqin shouted: "Monster, this chick is a monster, it can speak human language!"

Li Ye squinted at Sister Pao, isn't she a monster, what is there to be afraid of?I have also seen the king of monsters - the Monkey King.

Thinking in his heart, Li Ye said with a dignified look, "Meiqin, you go first, I'll block you." The reason why he said this was mainly because he judged that the chick didn't seem to have any malicious intentions.

Meiqin was stunned, took another look at Li Ye, and gritted her teeth lightly: "How can it be, I, I am Tangtang Chao, Chaodian..."

"Okay, I know, you are a dignified electromagnetic gun, and you are the third among the seven superpowers..." Li Ye shrugged and said softly: "But our little sister Miqin is a girl after all, You must be afraid of monsters, so how can I not protect you as a man?"

When he said this, Li Ye once again demonstrated his superb acting skills, er, although I don't know if he can impress those aunts, but it is more than enough to impress little sister Miqin.

"You, you bastard, you are so shameless, you are obviously a powerless... useless, and you still say you want to protect me." Meiqin said a little bit angrily.

Li Ye ignored Meiqin's words, this little girl is notoriously arrogant.

"Although I'm a useless piece of wood, I'm a hundred times better than those powerful but irresponsible guys!" Li Ye gave himself a thumbs up with the words of generosity in his mouth: "Believe me, I'm the best!" of!"

"What an idealist, good-for-nothing + responsibility does not equal strength." Meiqin cursed in a low voice, but her pretty little face was stained red, and she looked at the boy in front of her naked twice. Forgive me about my body.

She turned around slightly, straightened her unimposing chest, and made a bottomless declaration: "You should go first, I, I will deal with this monster."

The little chicken who was left out was unwilling to be lonely, and sighed: "Growth is our necessity, and youth is our eternal reluctance. Who is the passer-by by fate, who is the cycle of life. The dust of the previous life, The wind of this world, the soul of endless sadness. I saw your face floating above the blue sky, so I smiled, because I saw you, happy like a child who didn't grow up..."

Li Ye looked at the chick with playfulness in his eyes. It seemed that this chick was really not an ordinary chick who could speak such high-quality words.

"Don't be afraid, you just need to treat it as a cute chick, even though it can speak human words." Li Ye glanced at Sister Pao, and comforted her, the little girl looked really scared.

"Sometimes I feel like a little chick who wants to grow but can't grow. Maybe one day I will grow up and be food on the table. I left my companions and found Since then, I have no one to rely on, and every time it’s late at night, I can’t fall asleep. I wonder if my tomorrow is not getting better. Who will know what the future will be like? Is happiness just a legend? I'll never find it..."

The little chicken sang a song very emotionally, and at the end the song was even more mournful: "I am a small, small, small, small... chicken, how long it grows, but it doesn't grow too big... I am looking for Looking, looking, looking, a warm embrace, isn't that too much to ask... All the chickens who know my name, how are you? The world is so small, we are destined to have nowhere to escape when I try No matter how hot or cold you are, when you decide to burn for your ideal, which one is more important, the pressure of life or the dignity of life..."

At some point, little sister Meiqin was already in tears, the chicken's singing could really touch the deepest chord in people's hearts, and people could fully feel the sorrow and pain in their hearts...

As for Li Ye, it was much better. After all, he is a man. As the saying goes, men don’t cry lightly—Li Ye blinked, took a deep breath, calmed down, and asked, "Chicken, what are you doing?" What world did it come from?"

Xiaoji cleared his throat again: "Because I dreamed of you leaving, I woke up from crying and saw the night wind blowing through the window sill, can you feel my love? When I grow old, will you still be by my side... ..."

"To shut up!"

Li Ye became excited all of a sudden, and shouted loudly: "Damn it, don't think that you are just a chicken, so you can forgive you for deceiving our feelings!

"Just now you sang 'I'm a little chick, I won't grow up no matter how I grow up', now you dare to sing 'Wait until the day I grow old'! Isn't this tmd a logic error?"

Li Ye clenched his fists and roared, "Are you going to grow up or not?"

I don't know why, Li Ye was so excited that even he couldn't believe it. It's really that this little chicken is too much. The song he sings can be called the sound of nature. It's fine if you don't understand it. Immerse yourself in an immersive feeling that triggers strong emotions in your heart.

Meiqin was also very excited, electric current flickered all over her body: "Yes, please explain clearly to me!"

Seeing the anger caused by the public, Xiaoji patted his head with his wings in shame: "I'm so confused, I sang the wrong song..."

"..." Li Ye's face darkened immediately, because the chicken seemed to be about to sing something again: "You bastard, don't sing anymore, answer my question first."

The little chicken sighed: "Why is this? Don't young people in this era have a little patience? Don't they even have the cells to appreciate music? Don't they know how to respect old chickens?"

"You have no right to say such things!" Li Ye roared again, what is this nonsense called, I am human, why should I respect the old chicken?What's more, the guy in front of him is not old.

"Hahaha……"

The little chicken suddenly laughed loudly, and said repeatedly: "Really, really, this is not like a dream. I didn't expect it to be real. I finally left that damned cage, which contains a thousand and one cages. A kind of metal alloy cage, I am free, it’s great..."

"What are you talking about, why can't I understand?" Li Ye wondered.

With a sound of "唰——", the little chicken jumped onto Li Ye's shoulder, "brother, my name is little chick, and I came here from 2841. I think the technology here is quite backward, isn't it?" Early 21st century?"

Li Ye was helpless, the speed of the chicken was too fast, and it appeared on his shoulder in an instant. Seeing that the chicken was really harmless, Li Ye stopped being nervous, and asked: "Oh, what you mean is that you Is it a chick who came here from the future?"

"Alas~ It can be said that I was born on May 2003, 5 at 32:9:17, and I have lived for more than 32 years because I accidentally took an unknown drug from a certain chemistry teacher at a certain school..." Xiaoji sighed He said, and immediately laughed: "Haha, that's great, the current technology is so backward, even if I get hit by a nuclear bomb, I won't die."

What the little chicken said immediately stirred up huge waves in Li Ye's heart, and his mind was agitated: "Little chick, chemistry teacher, can't grow up... Could it be that the little chicken in front of me is the magic chicken in "Heartbeat Memories"—little chicken?" Mr. Chicken."

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I love God Chicken, I can't help but let it appear again...