god level spoof

() There is an extra maid in the family, and she is also Miss Pao, which greatly benefits Li Ye.

Reality is indeed a butcher's knife, no matter how strong you are, you still have to bow your head in the face of life—why are those martial arts masters who have established sects and established sects all full of glory, while those heroes who roam the rivers and lakes want to lie? Eat and drink?

The reason is very simple. Those masters who founded the sect accepted the reality and knew how to live. If you accept an apprentice, not to mention a few taels of silver, there will always be dozens of copper coins?

Thinking of his pair of unscrupulous parents going on a business trip like this, Li Ye really had nothing to say, the house was already in a mess, now it's all over, and he will clean up all the mess.

As a parent, I don't think about my children at all. I'm just an ordinary 16-year-old high school student. Don't worry?

Li Ye shook his head, and when he was about to develop a relationship with little sister Meiqin, the two masters upstairs appeared on stage.

"Xiaoyezi, why don't you go cook? I'm starving to death." Sister Dugu smiled sweetly.

"My lord, Chuuxue wants you to bring me some food." The puppet Ximen said in a soft voice, her beautiful face and gentle demeanor revealed an astonishing charm.

Be good, you two regard my place as a charity hall?Living and eating at my house for nothing every day, and I have to serve you...

Thinking of this in his heart, Li Ye immediately felt that he could no longer indulge the two of them like this.

One of these two is a sword demon who wants to be defeated, and the other is a sword god in a troubled world. Since they lived in our house, they have lived a life of stretching out their clothes and opening their mouths. What do you call this?

Although Dugu Qiubai is a girl, and she is very cute and beautiful, but beauty is not enough to be eaten—take Miqin as an example, she is so cute, except for some punks and perverted uncles, no one sympathizes with her She, give her a bite to eat.

As for Ximen's pseudo-mother, Li Ye thought that his attitude should be firmer, otherwise, he would have an unclear and ambiguous relationship with a pseudo-mother, which was really not what he wanted to see.

After Li Ye had an idea in his mind, he said, "Miss Dugu, Brother Chuuxue, how have you been feeling these two days?"

"Oh, it's great, living in such a comfortable mansion, there are delicious food and drink..."

Dugu girl replied subconsciously, and finally laughed: "And you are such a good person, I feel really happy, this is the life I have always yearned for."

"My lord, if I want to say something, I like this kind of life very much. Since I stayed here, my lord has taken care of me in every possible way, without any dislike or prejudice towards me... So, my lord, please be respected by Fubuki."

After Ximen's puppet finished speaking emotionally, she said a deep blessing to Li Ye.

"..." Li Ye originally thought that the two of them would say something like 'boring', and then he could justifiably ask them to do things for him...

But hearing what they said, Li Ye could only swallow what he was about to say.

Seeing Ximen Chuuxue, a generation of sword gods saluting to him, Li Ye naturally couldn't be negligent, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to support the opponent's elbow.

"Huh! Who is she?" Miss Dugu asked suddenly, her gaze fell on Miqin's body, and at the same time, Miqin also looked at Miss Dugu, and the two immediately looked at each other.

Invisible sparks and tangible sparks burst out at the same time, and the current in the air groaned...

Li Ye frowned, it seemed that the situation was not a good sign, why did it look like a fight?

"Hehe, her name is Meiqin, and she came to work at my house."

After a brief introduction, Li Ye looked at Meiqin: "Okay, Meiqin, come into the kitchen with me, and let's prepare dinner together."

A dispute was turned into invisible by Li Ye, but Dugu sister's words once again triggered the fuse: "Meiqin is, we have done two tricks, if you lose, you will disappear before my eyes."

Li Ye is a little puzzled, this is a strange situation, is Dugu sister chasing Meiqin away?

"Miss Dugu, what do you mean?"

"It's not interesting, mainly because she is upset."

"..."

Li Ye opened his mouth but was speechless. What kind of words are you talking about? You and Sister Pao have never met before, so why are you upset with her for no reason?

"Then, give me a reason."

"Because of the hair, I've always dreamed of having brown hair. Why does she have it and I don't?"

Hearing Dugu girl's words, Li Ye rolled his eyes. I thought it was because of the color of the hair.

"I disagree!"

Li Ye resolutely objected, joking: In this family, I am the master.

"I agree!" Little sister Meiqin sang against Li Ye in an extremely shameless manner, and she actually agreed to fight with Dugu sister.

"Why?" Li Ye was depressed.

"Because I see her upset too." Meiqin replied unceremoniously - really~ Meiqin, Miqin, you won't make a joke or something, won't this meaningless fight be over?

"It's also because of my hair. I like black hair very much. Seeing her hair is so black and beautiful, I'm so angry~"

I really don't understand, the thinking of these two girls is really weird, just because of the color of their hair, they don't like each other - women, what a strange creature.

Li Ye was scratching his head and thinking about it, the two girls had already put on a posture, Dugu girl exuded fierceness and sharpness, while Meiqin exuded restlessness and fury.

These two breaths are like two torrents colliding, and they are about to collide in an instant...

"Snapped--"

A loud bang came in along with the sound of a broken window, and the floor of the hall immediately collapsed half a foot. Between Dugu Qiubai and Meiqin stood a bald old man with a strange smile, and he laughed and said, "Master, I finally Seeing a master again, great, great..."

"This, this is the Fire Cloud Cthulhu!"

Li Ye came to his senses immediately, and immediately shouted: "Miss Dugu, Meiqin, why don't you fight this senior first?" When he said this, it could be said that neither side could be offended.

Besides, he had also promised Huoyun Cthulhu that he would find some opponents for him, and this time he had fulfilled his promise.

"Hmph, a clown who jumps on the bridge, also deserves to fight with this girl?"

Sister Dugu was quite upset, originally she planned to fight with Meiqin, but Cheng Yaojin came out halfway, er, it was Huoyun evil god...

Huoyun evil spirit said: "Could it be...you think...you can fight me?"

"This girl has already said that you are not worthy."

"Oh?" The corner of Huoyun Cthulhu's mouth cracked slightly, and said: "It turned out to be like this, then, are you ready-to be killed by me, or to kill me." When Huoyun said this, Huoyun The expression of the evil god even showed a touch of excitement, which made people shudder.

Li Ye on the side felt uneasy, wondering if Sister Dugu was pretending to be quiet, or if she really had the strength to easily kill Huoyun evil god.

However, no matter what it is, this battle is worth looking forward to!

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