god level spoof

( ) disappeared, just disappeared so suddenly.

Yes, under the watchful eyes of everyone, Huoyun Cthulhu disappeared so abruptly, and there was no trace of him at all.

Just when Li Ye was puzzled, he suddenly appeared in front of a table. He took a closer look and found that an old man dressed like a nouveau riche sitting opposite him was an old beggar.

"Damn old man..." Li Ye was so excited, he couldn't be polite: "You brought me here, tell me too! I don't know if this will scare people to death?"

After shouting, Li Ye began to look around, and found that he seemed to be in a hotel, and the facilities and decoration looked relatively high-end.It's just that this is a hall, surrounded by dragons and snakes, there are all kinds of people, and there are some gangsters and little girls swinging around in the middle, twisting their bodies...

The old beggar wearing a fortune jacket waved his hands, looked at Li Ye with a smile, and said, "I'm here to congratulate you. I didn't expect you to fulfill your wish for Huoyun evil god so quickly."

Li Ye was stunned for a moment: "What do you mean, fulfilled the wish for Huoyun evil god?"

The old beggar said: "That's right, the reason why Huoyun Cthulhu came to this world is because he is dissatisfied with the status quo. Now, he has gained a new understanding, so he has fulfilled his wish."

Dissatisfied with the status quo?Li Ye seemed to understand a little bit.

Huoyun Cthulhu's attachment to martial arts is probably quite strong, so he should be pursuing the peak of martial arts.Before little Ah Xing became a peerless master, he was already invincible, so he was very dissatisfied with the status quo.

But now, after Huoyun Cthulhu was defeated by Sister Dugu, and then heard what Sister Dugu said, he must have gained a new understanding and understood his future path of martial arts—innovation,

"Then where did Fire Cloud Cthulhu go?" Li Ye asked.

"He has returned to his own world and will never come to the earth again." The old beggar replied.

"..."

Li Ye was silent for a while, and then suddenly said: "Could it be that all the people who have traveled here are dissatisfied with the status quo?"

From Huoyun Cthulhu, one can think of Dugu Qiubai and Ximen Chuuxue. They are probably dissatisfied with the status quo?After all, to reach the peak in a world of martial arts, it is natural to be lonely, and the loneliness is unbearable.

"No, no, no..."

The old beggar denied it vehemently, and looked at a young woman on the left with his old eyes shining brightly, staring at the swaying plump buttocks, squinting his eyes and praising: "Oh, it's so big, it's probably an E-cup... ..."

"Where is the e-mask..." Li Ye glanced subconsciously, scolding the old beggar for being a liar in his heart, and said loudly, "Hey, old man, explain clearly to me, don't change the subject."

"Not all the people who have crossed over are because they are not satisfied with the status quo, some are because of accidents, some are because they cannot accept reality, and some are because..."

Seeing the old beggar chattering endlessly, Li Ye said depressedly: "Okay, okay, so what's the matter with me this time?"

"Well, it's nothing. I mainly want to ask you, what reward do you need?"

The old beggar stroked his chin and said, "Every time you send back a character who came from time travel to the original world, you will get a reward once."

"Dizzy..." Li Ye was ashamed: "To put it bluntly, I am doing a mission. Every time I send away a person, I will have experience points and equipment, allowing me to upgrade..."

"Neither nor..."

"It's not your size, hurry up and give me a copy of the exercises to become a god!" Li Ye shouted.

The expression of the old beggar suddenly became serious, and he looked at Li Ye solemnly: "Are you sure? Do you really want to waste such a good opportunity to exchange for a book of exercises to become a god?

"Young man, I think you should think about it carefully. As the guardian of the earth, if you succeed, you will become a god sooner or later. Why waste your energy to practice some kind of exercises?"

Li Ye was stunned for a moment, not understanding what the old beggar meant.

"Don't be confused, don't be afraid, follow the most true thoughts in your heart? When you understand, you will appear in front of me again..." The old beggar's voice seemed to have a magical power, which made Li Ye fall into deep thought ...

Think about it carefully, what am I missing now?

power?If it's about strength, I'm just an ordinary human being on Earth, and my talent for cultivation and understanding of combat simply can't reach the level of Dugu Qiubai and Ximen Chuuxue.

Even if you give me a copy of the exercises for cultivating gods, it is estimated that after 100 years of practice, I will not be able to defeat the Supreme Treasure who has become the Monkey King and the Saiyan Goku?

Then, power seems to be no longer important to me.

In other words, power has no substantive meaning to me—because no matter how much I practice, I can't seem to compare with the 'guests' who came to Earth.

But apart from strength, what should I pursue?

……

"gentlemen!"

"Hello, sir!"

……

Several consecutive polite voices woke Li Ye up from his contemplation. He looked up quickly and found a handsome male waiter looking at him with a smile.

Li Ye was puzzled: "Why?"

"Sir, please pay the bill." The male waiter still smiled.

Subconsciously looking at the opposite side, Li Ye's face turned black all of a sudden, the old beggar had already taken the best policy and slipped away.

Shameless old bastard!Li Ye cursed fiercely in his heart, and looked at the waiter with a dry smile: "Well, how much do you want?"

"Sir, the total is 960. I'll give you a [-]% discount, and I'll charge you [-]."

"What! Three thousand six hundred?" Li Ye asked loudly.

The male waiter handed the menu to Li Ye and said, "Here are the golden fish head, Maojia braised pork, crystal shrimp, brine platter, nourishing duck..."

"But these are only [-]." Li Ye interrupted his introduction.

"Sir, when your other companion left, he packed these dishes: sea cucumber with scallion, glutinous rice lotus root with osmanthus in honey sauce, braised lion's head, Sichuan-flavored tender saliva chicken, Chaohu whitebait ball, orange juice chrysanthemum fish..."

The service quality of the male waiter was very good, and he was not at all displeased by Li Ye's rudeness. At the same time, he handed over a menu with packaged dishes on it.

Li Ye was not interested in looking at them one by one, took out a card, and said, "I don't have that much cash with me."

"I understand, sir, please wait a moment." The male waiter nodded and took the card...

Li Ye, who walked out of the Happy Hotel, didn't feel happy at all. Doesn't that damn old beggar know that I'm just a high school student?If I don't have the money to pay the bill, the waiter's attitude will turn 180 degrees, and some big brothers with knives will appear out of nowhere-this joke is really bad.

What's even more depressing is that Li Ye still hasn't figured out what he should pursue?

"Ci'ao! I don't even have a goal. I just spend my whole day sparring with a group of perverts and wiping my ass..."

Li Ye couldn't help sighing: "Is my life in a mess?"

"The road of life~ sweet dreams are like long roads, the road is windy and frosty~ windy and frosty face is dry, in the world of mortals, how many directions do sweet dreams have? Find the love in the crazy dream, the road is boundless with others~

"Life is ~ beautiful dreams and aspirations, there are faint tears in the dreams, where do I go, to find the direction in my heart? The wind seems to sigh in the dream, the road and people are boundless ~

"The road in the world~happy young man, the road is rough~the sun is not visible in the rugged road, how many directions does happiness have in the mud and dust? There is a trace of dreamy wind and rain, and the road is boundless with others~"

The sound of nature, which can be called a swan song, rose in Li Ye's ears, making Li Ye burst into tears, and looked at the chicken on his shoulder.

"Brother, have you been moved by me? At this moment, this song is your heartfelt voice?"

"When did you appear on my shoulder?"

"I've been on your shoulders since the beginning, and I've never come down!"

"Then...why didn't you make a sound just now? I was brutally slaughtered by that dead old man."

"Oh, I made a sound, I sang a tenth-level "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau", the frequency is close to ultrasonic..."