god level spoof

() It is estimated that Li Ye and his wife never dreamed that their son fell ill just after they went on a business trip.

As the saying goes, if you are haunted by ghosts, it must be a bad thing.After Li Ye became terminally ill, he couldn't go to the final exam two days later. During that day, Cao Jian made several phone calls to Li Ye, all of whom were answered by little sister Meiqin.

If there is no modern person like Miqin in this room, no one will even pick up the phone, and even if they do, they will probably be exposed.

In order to deal with Cao Jian's various problems, little sister Meiqin really took a lot of brains.

"Savage, why haven't you come yet?"

"Who are you, why are you swearing at people?" Little sister Meiqin immediately asked back after answering the phone.

When Cao Jian heard that it was a girl, he immediately laughed and said, "Oh, who am I to know? It turns out that you are the savage's horse. You let the savage pick it up."

From the other party's words, after Meiqin judged that Cao Jian was not swearing, after a little thought, she realized that the "savage" referred to Li Ye, but Cao Jian's mouth was really not clean, so she mistook Meiqin for Li Ye. wild girlfriend.

Fortunately, Meiqin didn't care about this, thinking that the other party had something to do with Li Ye, so she asked with restraint, "What's the matter? You can just tell me, that guy Li Ye is already asleep."

If ordinary people hear these words, they won't feel anything special.

But don't forget what kind of wonderful thing our Cao Jian children's boots are. After he affirmed this sentence, he immediately connotated this sentence.

"Oh, I see~"

Cao Jian's voice became weird, and he laughed and said, "Really, the wild man is really awesome! Even if he has a horse, when can't he open the room, he has to go to open the room last night..."

Little sister Meiqin didn't mind listening to the first half of the sentence, but before Cao Jian finished the second half, little sister Meiqin became anxious and angry all of a sudden. Why is it that such a bastard is calling over there?

"Go to hell, who will have a room with that guy?"

"Hoho~ Has it developed to this level?" Cao Jian's voice was even more yin and yang, and his smile was indescribably obscene, but with endless envy: "It turns out that you have already met the parents of both parties. , you can mess around freely at home."

In fact, this should not be said in front of a girl, but this guy Cao Jian's thinking is different from ordinary people, how can a yin talent who is well-known throughout the campus worry about this.

Little sister Meiqin was even more angry. If Cao Jian was in front of her, he would probably kill him immediately—although our little sister Meiqin is very kind and has never killed anyone before, but this time may really be an exception.

"Am I wrong? Damn... I should restrain myself."

It was the first time Cao Jian realized that the other party was his brother's girlfriend, so he couldn't treat others like others—in fact, it was Li Ye who told him this: If you have a girlfriend, what the hell are you going to do? I must restrain myself a little bit.

After understanding the problem, Cao Jian said again: "My brother and sister, I'm sorry, I'm actually only this kind of virtue, don't be angry. Is the savage at home, please wake him up, it's the final exam today, don't be late gone."

Originally, Meiqin was going to hang up the phone, but after hearing what Cao Jian said was serious, she forced herself to finish listening. After understanding what was going on, Meiqin took a deep breath, pinched her nose and said, "Oh, That's right, Li Ye is already sick, and it's very serious, and it will take at least a month to recover, so he can't take the exam for the time being."

"What, so I'm sick, is it serious? What kind of illness is it? Appendicitis? A bad cold or..."

Cao Jian suddenly realized, and hurriedly asked. Hearing Meiqin said that it would take a month to recover, his heart skipped a beat. This seemed to be a very terrible illness.

In modern society, there is something that takes a month to heal, unless it is a car accident or something...

After thinking of this possibility, Cao Jian was really anxious.

From the tone of the other party, Meiqin could also feel this, which made her slightly forgive Cao Jian's rudeness just now, but there must be an explanation for this matter, and she must give a reasonable explanation.

After thinking about it, little sister Meiqin smiled and said, "Actually, it's not a very serious illness. The main reason is that Li Ye has been too tired for the past two days, which caused neurological fatigue and other diseases. The doctor said this: this He can't use his brain for a month, and he can't go anywhere, so as not to affect his intelligence and memory, etc. So, for a month, he must rest every day. Oh, yes, and it's best not to talk Otherwise, it will cause insanity."

Cao Jian was silent for a while, then sighed helplessly: "I didn't expect this guy to work so hard all of a sudden. It's a good thing now, and he actually caused this weird mental illness, which is the most troublesome..."

After muttering for a while, Cao Jian had no choice but to hang up the phone. Meiqin did not forget to remind him to tell the rest of the people. At the same time, he asked Cao Jian not to come to Li Ye's house for a few months, so as not to irritate him. Of course, The same goes for the rest of the people.

Amid Cao Jian's quick promise, Meiqin hung up the phone immediately, and let out a long breath. It seems that Miss Ben's IQ is not bad, and she actually fooled her.

Of course, similar things happened from time to time, but fortunately, little sister Meiqin was really strong and took care of all these people.

When this kind of thing happened, the whole family naturally lived in seclusion, and Meiqin usually did the grocery shopping and cooking, while Ximen's pseudo-mother and Dugu sister were not idle, working day and night to reform Li Ye.

After all, Sister Dugu is right, because Li Ye is in the initial state. As the saying goes, everything can be educated from an early age, so there are all kinds of prenatal education. Now Li Ye is equivalent to an upgraded version of prenatal education.

Originally, babies need amniotic fluid to supplement nutrition and energy in the mother's womb, but Li Ye is exempt from this. Dugu sister and Ximen pseudo-mother are out-and-out god-level martial arts masters, and their internal strength is the best nutrition and energy.

In order for Li Ye to absorb in a balanced manner, the two placed Li Ye in the bathtub and forced their internal energy into the water in the bathtub.So, Dugu Meizi and Ximen's pseudo-mother stayed in the bathroom all day long, doing one thing tirelessly - transforming and strengthening Li Ye's aptitude, bones, and body.Naturally, there is only one purpose, and that is to artificially create a peerless master.

Oh, by the way, sometimes Mikoto has to step forward and contribute her own electromagnetic force.

However, the facts are really as Dugu girl expected, can Li Ye really be made into a peerless master?

At least from now on, it's really possible, unless something happens in the middle...