god level spoof

() Under Li Ye's depressed mood, Xiaoqian's voice was slightly twitchy: "Because her strength is too weak, if you want to absorb Yang Qi, you have to do that kind of thing..."

Li Ye was stunned. He remembered that in A Chinese Ghost Story, those female ghosts seemed to seduce men, and double cultivation with men to absorb energy.

Could it be that Xiaoqian must ooxx with me if she wants to absorb Yang Qi?

Thinking about it in his heart, and seeing Xiaoqian's 'shy' tone again, Li Ye thought it must be like this.

"Xiaoqian, is this your first time doing that kind of thing?"

"Oh, it's the first time I do..."

Li Ye breathed a sigh of relief, and it seems that he is not at a disadvantage: "This is also my first time, and I may be very impulsive, so please be mentally prepared. Also, let me reiterate one point: don't smoke too much, or I will die . ” Li Ye didn’t want to see the end of the dead.

"Okay, I won't smoke too much, can I start now?"

"Now?" Li Ye sweated furiously, glanced at Meiqin, Dugu sister and Ximen's puppet mother, and said, "No, two people must get along alone to do that kind of thing."

Little sister Meiqin couldn't help asking: "What are you guys talking about? That kind of thing refers to..."

Facing the pressing questions from little sister Meiqin, Li Ye was speechless, how should he answer?Could it be that the answer to that kind of thing refers to doing ~ love to do.

"I don't want to wait anymore, I can't help it, I want to start right away."

Li Ye was quite troubled by Xiaoqian's words, why is this girl so impulsive?I'm not in a hurry as a big man, but you are more impulsive than me. You are a big girl, aren't you shy at all?

The girl Dugu who was watching the show flashed her eyes, interrupted Li Ye, and said softly, "Xiao Yezi, I'm hungry~!" Why did you call me like that again? You said it all, don't put the word 'zi' behind it ah.

Li Ye smiled wryly, glanced left and right, and said, "Miss Dugu, you also saw that both of my hands are..."

"Are you going to cook or not, is this female ghost more important than this girl?" Dugu Sister shouted again.What does this mean?Sister Dugu, are you unreasonable?

Little sister Meiqin also joined the battle line, humming: "Although I don't know what you guys are talking about, I can tell it's H's business when I hear it. This little ghost is so innocent, you are the one who seduced others, I didn't expect you It's a strange Shu Li."

"Young master, it turns out that you like the innocent type, and you are interested in nurturing and training." Ximen's pseudo-mother is also unwilling to be lonely.Li Ye complained: You are an ancient man, how can you know how to cultivate and train?

Just when Li Ye fell into the situation that everyone pointed out, he only felt a pain in his wrist, as if he was bitten by something... Uh, if there is no one else, it should be bitten by Xiaoqian.

This biting was really serious, Li Ye's whole body convulsed in pain, and the unbearable anger soared in his heart, and he wanted to question Xiaoqian.

But in the next moment, Li Ye had to calm down, because a woman in an ancient lady's costume and a long skirt appeared on his right side. She looked hazy at first, but gradually became clear, and the woman's face was also seen by everyone.

Girls are beautiful, uh, Xiaoqian is beautiful, I wonder if girls who become ghosts are very beautiful, anyway, Xiaoqian really lives up to what is written in the book. The eyes are like two Wang Qiushui.

"Wang Zuxian..." Li Ye said subconsciously, but he immediately shook his head again. Xiaoqian looks a bit like the young goddess Xian, but she is more full of temptation, and her temperament is also very Soft, giving people a more pure feeling.

It was a kind of pure white snow lotus flower on the Tianshan Mountains, and it was also like a pearl buried in an oyster in the deep sea.

Xiaoqian gave Li Ye the most intuitive feeling, which was completely different from what was mentioned in the book.

If it is said that Xiaoqian in A Chinese Ghost Story is a woman who sees through the red dust and has experienced all kinds of vicissitudes in the world.

The Xiaoqian in front of her is a little girl who has not yet entered the world and does not yet understand the warmth and coldness of human relationships.

As far as Li Ye is concerned, it is natural that the kind of woman is more fatally attractive to men, but considering that he is not a man, then the Xiaoqian in front of him should not be bad...

It wasn't until now that Li Ye realized that Xiaoqian's 'doing that kind of thing' meant sucking blood...

Li Ye shook his dizzy head and said, "Xiaoqian, you have sucked 521 milliliters of my blood now, and now my spirit is on the verge of collapse. The left side of the brain is partially paralyzed by hypoxia, and the right side of the body is paralyzed. Paralysis began, the three fingers in the duodenum lost their normal digestive function, the right ear gradually became deaf, and the innermost tooth in the mouth began to become soft..."

In the end, Li Ye finally fell into a deep sleep unwillingly, but he still didn't forget to complain: "Now, I finally don't have to cook anymore?"

I have to say, life is really tmdcao!After Li Ye finally sent Huoyun evil god away, a female ghost, Xiaoqian, came immediately—the god left, and the ghost came.

The rhythm of life has long been messed up, and Li Ye can't accept it and can only accept it.

But this time, why do you want to suck your own blood?Xiaoqian meant to inhale a little, but in fact...

One month!

Li Ye has been lying in bed for a month.This is really not a joke, not only did he lose too much blood, but also because he was sucked a lot of energy, most of which is a kind of ** energy.

Therefore, Li Ye immediately suffered from all kinds of diseases, not only the deafness in both ears and blindness in both eyes, but also the organs in every part of his body were weakened a lot, many functions could not function, and he couldn't even eat.

Little sister Meiqin suggested that Li Ye should be sent to the hospital immediately, but the other three disagreed.

Sister Dugu is very confident: "He doesn't need to be rescued at all. His current state is that of a baby in the mother's womb, and every part of his body has degenerated to its original state."

Ximen's pseudo-mother and Xiaoqian also agreed with Dugu sister's statement. After three to one, little sister Meiqin could only choose to believe Dugu sister.

"And this is a good thing, because he is in the original state now, so we can transform and strengthen his aptitude, bones, and body." After speaking, Dugu girl became a little excited: "Maybe, we can Artificially create a peerless master!"

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