god level spoof

() Faced with the danger of being sucked out of his yang energy, Li Ye's potential exploded, and he turned his head infinitely close to 180 degrees, and finally saved his mouth from Dugu girl's clutches.

"Xiaoqian, let's not mention such trivial things as sucking my yang energy."

Li Ye turned to look at Xiaoqian. Although he couldn't see anything, his expression was full of heroism: "Why don't you make a promise with your body first? As a girl, love is the greatest!"

"Promise with your body first?" Xiaoqian asked blankly.

"That's right, make a promise with your body first? Your happiness is the most important thing. I am the legendary majestic peerless man who moves like a thunderbolt, is as quiet as a lonely peak, orders the world, and guides the world. If you die, you will never find another one."

Li Ye's eyes were full of sincere emotion, and he said, "If you can't be with the person you like, you won't be happy even if you become the Jade Emperor?"

"Oh, yes." Xiaoqian replied, and then asked: "But I'm a female ghost, and I can't be the Jade Emperor anyway."

"..."

Li Ye's cheeks twitched, his expression still full of enthusiasm: "So, have you ever loved? Have you ever had a first love?"

"Little girl, let me tell you, what is first love?"

The little chicken finally made its debut at this moment, cleared its throat, looked up at the sky with its corns at 79 degrees, and sang: "Grey sky ~ your face, after loving, crying, laughing, and pain, only goodbye, my tears ~ Wet face, people who lost their first love actually feel this way, they always think that love is the whole heartbeat, we will ~ die slowly when we lose love. When I lose you for a second, My heart suddenly grows old, away, the noisy street didn't realize that my tears were forgotten...

"...One day maybe I can heal myself, how to smile when I think about it again, the person I love for the first time is bad and good, but it is like a chest tattoo is an eternal mark, follow my breath until it stops heartbeat."

After listening to "The One Who Loved For The First Time", Li Ye and Dugu Ximen Meiqin had great affirmation for Xiaoji's affectionate singing, and all of them burst into tears——Xiaoji really He is a well-deserved song god.

"Oh, is this your first love?"

Xiaoqian murmured, and asked again: "But what does first love have to do with being the Jade Emperor?"

"..."

The four people present, including Chick, all fainted. If they were wearing glasses, it would probably be glass shards all over the place.

Li Ye laughed dryly, and said, "Well, Xiaoqian, let's not talk about the Jade Emperor, shall we? In the song just now, did you feel the charm of first love?"

"Oh, it just sang 'We will die slowly if we lose love', but I am already dead."

"..."

Li Ye's cheeks twitched again, and he gave the little chicken a hard look: "Don't you know how to sing another song? Don't you know that Xiaoqian is a female ghost? She is dead."

"That's the meaning of 'the day you left' in English?" Li Ye explained patiently.

"What is English?"

<away’是汉文里‘你离开的那天一天’的意思？”小倩又问，这一次的问题，貌似非常的深奥。

Facing Miss Xiaoqian's shameless questioning, Li Ye felt a little headache.

"Well, Xiaoqian, let's not mention English and Chinese, okay? Are we talking about first love now?"

Xiaoqian suddenly realized: "Oh, I understand, first love is something that makes people die slowly. But I'm already dead..."

"..."

Li Ye couldn't even laugh anymore, he gave the chick a hard look again.

In the end, Li Ye finally decided to use his real kung fu. After calming down his mood, he said to Xiaoqian, "I was just joking just now. Now, let me tell you what is first love."

Li Ye took a deep breath, his expression became more serious than ever, and his eyes were full of remembrance and sadness: "The most unforgettable and unforgettable thing in a person's life is first love. The feeling of first love is like looking at flowers in the fog, or watching the moon in the water. , hazy but refreshing and intoxicating~

"First love is unforgettable. Unforgettable first love, because it is full of enthusiasm in that greenness, hides innocence in that worry-free, and shows innocence in that care. Unforgettable first love, because the vows of the past are still lingering in my ears, because the voice and smile of the past It is still in front of my eyes, because the past heart has not been scattered~"

……

"I want first love!"

After being silent for a while, Xiaoqian announced loudly.

"Success!" Li Ye was overjoyed, and sincerely thanked a novel he had read. With his literary talent, how could he say such a standard word?

"Hurry up and give me my first love." Xiaoqian directly stretched out her hand and demanded.

"..." Li Ye sweated wildly, it seems that this girl still doesn't understand, what have you been doing for decades, why don't you understand anything?

There is no way, Li Ye can only explain patiently again: "First love is not something that is just given, first of all, the first step is to promise each other with your body, and then you can move on to the next step."

"Oh, the first step is a physical promise, so what's the second step?" Xiaoqian chased after her.

Li Ye rolled his eyes and said, "The second step is, it is... a promise from the heart."

"What is a promise with your body? What is the difference between a promise with your heart?"

"Don't you understand what it means to promise by body?" Li Ye asked depressedly, and then said: "You still mentioned this word."

Xiaoqian is very innocent: "I don't know, but I often hear people say '...there is no repayment, only a promise with your body', so I..."

"I understand, but I can't explain these clearly at the moment. I will tell you slowly when I have time." Li Ye quickly performed Tai Chi and looked at Xiaoqian: "By the way, I haven't seen you yet Well, can you manifest?"

"Oh, yes, but you need to absorb a little yang energy~" Xiaoqian replied.

Li Ye's face turned blue all of a sudden, Nima, after talking for a long time, he still wanted to suck my yang energy, how many sins did I do in my previous life?

"I've said it all, if you want to smoke, just do it, such a trivial matter..." Li Ye acted nonchalantly.

However, he still couldn't help adding: "You said it's a little bit, don't smoke too much, or if I die, you won't be able to experience your first love." Nima, when he said this, Why do you feel so uncomfortable?