god level spoof

() No wonder my father agreed, because I have already received benefits from the old beggar.

Li Ye said with red eyes: "Then what kind of panacea did you take to sell your son?" To be honest, if his father didn't get the real good thing, Li Qiang really didn't agree, and he would have to find it sooner or later The old beggar is wrangling.

"It is to become a real Xiaoqiang." Li Qiang replied.

"What do you mean, I don't understand."

"The old man gave me a drug that is beyond the age, which can perfectly integrate human genes with genes of other species." Li Qiang explained, and finally said with a smile: "And I have already used that drug, which is to combine human genes Fusion with Xiaoqiang's genes."

Li Ye asked blankly: "Which Xiaoqiang?"

"Of course it's Xiaoqiang who can't be killed—the cockroach."

"What!" Li Ye exclaimed, looking at his father in astonishment.

"Hehe~ Ye'er, I also used that drug." A soft voice came from the back room, and a woman in a white dress came out with a smile.

Li Ye was ashamed: "Mom, are you messing around with dad too?"

"What is nonsense?" Li Qiang protested, and said loudly: "What is the pronoun of strong? Only cockroaches! Now I have the tenacious vitality of cockroaches, and I am a veritable immortal Xiaoqiang."

Regarding the cockroach, Li Ye is still clear, its nickname 'Xiaoqiang' came from a book "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" more than ten years ago, and it became popular all over the country.

But the cockroach is not in vain, it has enough qualifications to be called 'Undead Xiaoqiang'.

For example, cockroaches were born [-] million years ago, [-] million years earlier than dinosaurs. Even the dinosaurs became extinct, and cockroaches still survive to this day. It can be said that they are not powerful-the creatures with the longest survival history.

There is also the reproductive ability of cockroaches. A female cockroach can reproduce up to 100 million offspring a year-the reproductive ability is a million times that of humans.

Not to mention the false name of "the chief of the four pests", just one point: In the event of World War III, nuclear explosions, and the extinction of all living things on the earth, only cockroaches can still live-similar to the extinction of dinosaurs in the Cretaceous period, cockroaches would still be alive. live.

By the way, after cutting off the cockroach's head, it will take nine days to die. Don't get me wrong, it will starve to death. Looking at the history and the future, it is estimated that only Xiaoqiang can sing all the way and witness the history of the rise and fall of all things.

"Haha, and even though I have cockroach genes, I'm not afraid of slippers (the traditional weapon for killing cockroaches), because my appearance is still human."

Seeing his father's appearance, Li Ye could only shake his head helplessly. He was completely satisfied and proud of being a 'real Xiaoqiang'.

Ignoring the unscrupulous father, Li Ye looked at his mother: "Mom, my father has fused the cockroach gene, what about you."

"Tyrannosaurus!"

The two words came from his mother's mouth, and Li Ye was completely speechless.

Li Ye's mother's name is Ai Xiaoyu. This name is very common and there is nothing special about it, so she should be similar to other mothers in every respect.

About the past, especially about his parents, Li Ye was very curious, but as a junior, it was inconvenient for him to ask, but sometimes the two would bring it up a little.

In Li Ye's impression, the feeling that his mother gave him was very warm and beautiful, but sometimes it surprised him.

Therefore, Li Ye speculates: My mother was absolutely different when she was a child than she is now...

"Oh, that's the Tyrannosaurus rex. Tyrannosaurus rex and Tyrannosaurus rex mean the same thing."

Ai Xiaoyu seemed to think that her son didn't understand, so she explained it in detail again.

"..." Li Ye opened his mouth, and finally complained with difficulty: "Mom, how did you think of merging the genes of the Tyrannosaurus rex? Your personality will not be affected?"

Tyrannosaurus rex is a dinosaur, a Cretaceous creature, I believe everyone knows it.But the main reason why it is called Tyrannosaurus is that it has a cruel personality-if his mother is affected by this, Li Ye really intends to settle accounts with the old beggar, and he must knock out a mouthful of teeth.

Ai Xiaoyu laughed: "Ye'er, don't you hate Tyrannosaurus? I like it very much~"

Li Ye was taken aback for a moment. Speaking of which, his mother really liked Tyrannosaurus rex, and would watch some videos about Tyrannosaurus rex whenever he had something to do. Whenever this happened, his father seemed very nervous. , Let yourself stay away from your mother.

"Xiao Ye, we don't seem to have told you that when your mother was in middle school, she was a bad girl, known as a female Tyrannosaurus!" Li Qiang finally woke up from his satisfied state, and explained to Li Ye.

"Mother, female Tyrannosaurus?"

Li Ye was taken aback for a while. Although his mother was a bit weird sometimes, she seemed to him to be a natural kind. But he didn't expect that she was a bad girl in middle school and was called a "female tyrannosaurus". But my mother is also considered a beauty, how could she have such a title.

"Haha, don't underestimate your mother, she beat all the bad boys in high school to the ground. At that time, your mother was a villain and a woman in that school, so it's natural. It's nicknamed Tyrannosaurus female." Li Qiang seemed to see what was in Li Ye's mind, and his expression was filled with trepidation: "But I am worthy of being Xiaoqiang, I can conquer the female Tyrannosaurus, admire me~ ouch~"

"Xiaoqiang, what are you talking about?" Ai Xiaoyu grabbed his waist and glared at her husband beautifully: "Really, talking nonsense in front of children."

Li Qiang bared his teeth and retorted: "Xiao Yu, this is the truth. Besides, Xiaoye is not young anymore. At our age, he has already been born..."

"You still say!" Ai Xiaoyu hummed tenderly.

"Forget it~" Li Ye held his forehead and looked weakly at the two fighting. The combination of Immortal Xiaoqiang and female tyrannosaurus is probably invincible.

"what--"

A scream came from the back room, which was extremely ear-piercing.

"There are thieves!" Li Ye immediately had this idea in his mind, and immediately rushed into the back room.

After running into the room, Li Ye looked around and found that there was no one in the room, the scream came again, he finally heard it clearly this time, it came from the bathroom.

Without thinking, Li Ye rushed to the bathroom door in a few steps, and pushed the door open.

Then Li Ye saw a girl, uh, prepared to say, it should be a girl's naked body.

The girl was facing Li Ye sideways, her face was full of fear, as if she had seen something terrible, at this moment the door of the bathroom opened suddenly, and she saw the man Li Ye again, the girl's expression suddenly became more and more serious It was wonderful, emotions of shame, annoyance, anger, fear, shock, etc. were mixed together.

"Snapped--"

Li Ye quickly closed the door, he couldn't believe it: Could it be a hallucination, how could there be a beautiful girl in my bathroom?

Yes, that is a girl with short tea-colored hair who looks like she is only thirteen or fourteen years old. She has a beautiful face, but her body is extremely slender, and she seems to be 1.6 meters long... up.)