god level spoof

() After being sucked by Xiaoqian once, Li Ye fell into a deep sleep for a month, and his strength increased dozens of times!

But this is not over yet, Xiaoqian still wants to smoke again, Li Ye has no reason to refuse, after all, it is a good thing for him.

"Smoking again tomorrow? Let me get used to my body first." Li Ye looked at the deformed handle of the spatula and the noise caused by excessive force rubbing against the pot.

In the backyard of his home, Li Ye started the process of adapting. He kept punching, stretching his arms, kicking his legs, and then felt the power contained in it...

On the second day, Li Ye could already perfectly control his own strength, and there would never be any situation where he would be crushed unintentionally.

I made a phone call with Cao Jian, the class teacher and others, and told them that I had to go back to my hometown. It might take a long time, but it would not affect my schooling in the next semester.Afterwards, Li Ye was sucked by Xiaoqian for the second time, and she still bit her wrist...

Li Ye undoubtedly fell into a deep sleep again, but unlike the first deep sleep, Li Ye's body didn't degenerate this time, it just consumed too much energy.

What does this mean? There is no doubt that Li Ye can no longer be transformed, and it is also difficult to absorb external energy.

The reason why Li Ye was able to absorb the essence of Zhizunbao's blood and a little energy in Wukong's bowl of blood was mainly because his body had degenerated to its original state.But now, Li Ye's body has not degenerated, so he can no longer absorb it.

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Time passed quickly, most of August was over in a blink of an eye, and there were still five days before the start of the school days. Most of the students had a sufficient and nourishing life in these two months.Even those students who failed the rankings did not have too much burden. In this society, degrees are not absolute.

This is life, whether there is laughter or tears, people always have to take steps forward, and laughing is always the best choice for life.

And Li Ye also woke up successfully yesterday. Unfortunately, he felt that his strength had not improved again. It seemed that he had wasted the past half a month.

Seeing that school was about to start, Li Ye was very depressed. Why haven't his unscrupulous parents come back yet?They have been there for two months, haven't they had enough fun and crazy enough?

The only thing Li Ye found inconceivable was that since Xiaoqian came, no other people came to Earth—the past two months have been so peaceful.

As for the four guys in the family, Xiaoqian is still stupid and cute, like a flower that has never bloomed, while Dugu girl and Ximen's puppet girl are still fighting openly and secretly. The only common hobby is to eat more than ten kilograms of meat every day. The food must be cooked by Li Ye himself. As for the little sister Meiqin, she is really unpredictable. The little girl always shows her sense of existence, but when Li Ye smiled at her, she immediately turned her head and hummed coquettishly. : "It's really ugly to smile."

During this period, Li Ye couldn't hold back and fought with Dugu girl, but ended in his own failure. His strength was indeed much better than Dugu girl's, but Dugu girl's understanding of martial arts was beyond the imagination of ordinary people.

In the battle with Dugu Meizi, Li Ye fully embodies the image of a reckless man and a layman, while Dugu Meizi's figure is ever-changing, her petite body exudes temperament like a landslide and tsunami, revealing wildness and violence .

Li Ye's temperament was overwhelmed by Dugu girl, and then if his understanding of martial arts was not as good as that of the other party, it would naturally be difficult to fight against.

In most cases, Li Ye was unable to attack the opponent, and although he had a huge body of strength, he couldn't exert its due power.Seeing this, Dugu sister decided to teach Li Ye how to create an aura, how to make moves, how to dodge...

Unexpectedly, Li Ye has a strong understanding of martial arts. Basically, Dugu sister has said it several times, so it is understandable.

But the reality is a little helpless. Li Ye understands the truth, but it is impossible to apply it for a while-as the saying goes, it is easier to see flowers than to embroider them.Therefore, in the next period of time, I still can't beat Dugu girl.

Three days later, it was August NO.30, and the day after tomorrow was the beginning of Li Ye's sophomore career.

Today, Li Ye's father and mother finally got news:

"Xiao Ye, I haven't seen you for almost two months, dad wants to kill you..." This is Li Qiang's call to Li Ye.

"Old Qiang, you know it's almost two months. You didn't even turn on your phone for such a long time. Is this how you treat your son?" After Li Ye answered the phone, he became excited all of a sudden. , apart from anything else, he complained crazily to his father.

There is no way, Li Ye is really angry, although his parents are very unreliable, and it is not the first time this kind of thing happened, but this time, even the mobile phone is turned off, completely living Living incognito, not even contacting your own son at all, is this too much?

Li Qiang laughed and said, "Xiaoye, let me tell you..."

"Old Qiang, please tell me clearly why, I understand that you want to have fun, but you can't even ignore your own son?" Li Ye roared again.

"Xiao Ye, when did you become such a mother-in-law, a man..." Li Qiang's tone changed, but he taught Li Ye a lesson, and he was confident.

Li Ye took a deep breath and shouted, "Okay, okay, let mom answer the phone!"

After realizing that Li Ye didn't pursue the matter anymore, Li Qiang laughed all of a sudden: "Haha, your mother misses you very much too."

Then, Ai Xiaoyu's voice came: "Ye'er, I haven't seen you in almost two months, mom wants to kill you..."

Li Ye was helpless: "Please, Mom, don't say the same lines as Dad."

Ai Xiaoyu grinned: "Ye'er, how about having a relationship with Xiao Meiqin that goes beyond friendship? In the past two months, you have been alone and widowed..."

Li Ye: "..."

"Your dad and I have worked so hard for your happiness. The reason why we shut down the phone is to allow you and Xiao Meiqin to truly be free from outside influences and concentrate on developing..."

"Thank you mom and dad for your hard work." Li Ye could only thank him, and then immediately changed the subject: "Mom, where are you and dad now? Are you back yet?"

"Oh, we are in the hotel, Libin Hotel, come here quickly, we have decided to tell you good news and give you a precious gift."

Li Ye was taken aback for a moment: "Good news, what is this precious gift?"