god level spoof

() A cool wind blows in from the window, and the vases filled with colorful, lush and fragrant flowers are swaying slightly.

Guoguo was leaning against the table, holding a mobile phone to send messages to her QQ friends.

"Ye Zi, do you know that my parents and I have come to your city, and I will also transfer to your school."

After half a minute, the other party's message appeared:

"Really, it's really great! Guoguo, school starts in two days, and I can see you then. I've been wondering if Guoguo is more beautiful than in the photo, Finally, this time I have a chance.”

Guoguo laughed and replied: "Ye Zi, you are making fun of me again, the real beauty is you."

"I didn't make fun of it. Our Guoguo is the cutest girl. By the way, I went to the park with my friends just now and saw a very handsome boy, but his girlfriend appeared immediately, What a disappointment."

Guoguo smiled: "Hee hee, are you a nympho too?"

"Hmph, isn't she a girl? It's you, have you considered finding one? You're already a sophomore in high school, and you still have your first kiss."

"Did you give your first kiss to someone?" Guoguo asked.

"Mine... should be?"

"Oh, it's like this~" Guoguo murmured in his heart, looking out the window at the strange world: "Looking for one, the handsome one, or..."

……

After Li Ye arrived at the Libin Hotel, he went straight to the Wangyue Pavilion on the fifth floor.

After pushing open the door, Li Ye found five people sitting inside, besides his parents, there was also a middle-aged couple and a girl about his own age.

The large disc table surrounded by everyone is full of all kinds of delicacies, which looks quite rich. After a glance, Li Ye found that the unit price of these dishes seemed to be nearly a thousand yuan, and some dishes cost more than [-] yuan. Thousands of dollars, including delicacies from mountains and seas, rare animal dishes...

Full seat!

Li Ye came to the final conclusion, this is basically a table full of Chinese people, how can they finish eating so many dishes.

What the hell are we doing? Even if our family is not poor, we can't spend it like this.Li Ye felt puzzled and wondered, although his parents didn't follow the conventional route, they didn't know how to mess around, why this time it seemed...

If this continues, our family of three will be beggars in less than a month.

"Oh, Xiaoye, here we come. Come on, go and sit down." Ai Xiaoyu immediately beckoned and asked Li Ye to sit next to the girl.

Guoguo's eyes fell on Li Ye. It seems that this boy is the son of that couple?

But having said that, this boy's skin is so fair and he looks so handsome, I don't know if he is that kind of cute type.

Li Ye also took a look at Guoguo, but he didn't look any further. The girl in front of him was a very cute type. Although she was very attractive to him, but thinking of the three girls in the family and a top-quality pseudo-mother, Li Ye Ye Ye doesn't want to get in touch with any more women for the time being~

After seeing that everyone was present, the parents of both parties began to introduce each other.

"Xiaoye, this is Uncle Guoli and Aunt Cheng Duoduo, and beside you is their daughter Guoguo."

"Guoguo, this is Uncle Li Qiang and Aunt Ai Xiaoyu, and beside you is their son Li Ye."

"Hi Ono, my name is Guoli..."

……

After the brief introduction, both parties greet each other symbolically, which is a kind of polite greeting when they meet for the first time.

When Li Ye was about to say hello to Guoguo, Ai Xiaoyu said from the side, "Ye'er, I want to be Sister Guoguo."

"What, I, I am older than him?" Guoguo asked subconsciously.

Guo Li and Li Qiang nodded at the same time, and replied: "Yes, you are indeed older than Xiao Ye."

Li Qiang and Guo Li looked at each other and smiled, looking at them with a trace of nostalgia: Do you want to hear the story of the four of us?

The two didn't care about Li Ye and Guoguo's reaction, but started talking:

"Actually, the four of us have been good friends since childhood. We went to school together, played together, and fell in love at the same time. I like Xiaoyu, and Guoli likes Duoduo~

"One day we had the idea of ​​having a baby, so we made an appointment to do it on the same day. Maybe it was fate and coincidence. Our children were also born on the same day. It's just that our thinking is very advanced and not too old. So I didn't make a baby kiss for you."

"Later, we separated, mainly for the sake of our lives and the oppression of our family members. Xiaoyu and I came to this city, while Guoli and Duoduo stayed in their hometown. Their parents were more enlightened and recognized The relationship between the two..."

"Although we are thousands of miles apart, we still keep in touch. I thought we would never see each other again, but I didn't expect that we would meet again during this trip to Hawaii. It's really great..."

Li Ye and Guoguo fell silent for a while after listening to the stories of their parents. Is this true?I can't believe it, it's like a fairy tale.

"No wonder I have such a life. It turns out that my father and mother are just a big talk." Li Ye sighed in his heart, and understood why his life had completely lost the rules and common sense.

At this time, Li Qiang, his wife, and Guoli and his wife exchanged glances, and finally looked at Li Ye and Guoguo, with a touch of sadness in their eyes: "We are leaving, we are leaving you, from now on only The two of you depend on each other..."

Li Ye and Guoguo were stunned at the same time. Why did this expression and tone seem to be about to explain the funeral?

Li Qiang smiled, and looked at Li Ye: "Son, that old beggar has promised me that he can travel to different worlds at will. So, the four of us plan to go to other worlds to enjoy a new world. stimulation and life."

"What!" Li Ye stood up all of a sudden, and shouted, "Dad, what do you want to do this time? No other world is like the earth. Are you kidding about life?"

Ai Xiaoyu chuckled, and replied: "No, Ye Er, don't worry, the four of us are just going to another world for fun, not to fight, besides, that old beggar has already promised us not to fight. any harm."

Oh, it looks like this!

Li Ye murmured in his heart, it seemed that the old beggar had spent a lot of money, and he seemed to readily agree to the requests of his parents.

He took another look at his parents, Guo Li and Cheng Duoduo, and after seeing the expressions and expressions of the four of them, Li Ye finally compromised: "Okay, I understand."

Guoguo was taken aback for a moment, and finally couldn't help asking: "Well, Aunt Xiaoyu, why don't I understand what you just said?"

"Hee hee, this question, you can ask Xiaoye slowly in the future." Ai Xiaoyu directly kicked the ball to Li Ye.At this time, Li Qiang and Guo Li stood up at the same time: "Eat slowly, we are leaving~"

At the same time as the words fell, the Li Ye couple and the Guoli couple waved their hands to their son and daughter as farewell.

Li Ye just wanted to say something, but found that the figures of the four had disappeared, disappeared out of thin air...

Guoguo turned to look at Li Ye, with doubts in his eyes, which made Li Ye slander: Could this sister Guoguo be a gift from my parents? ;