god level spoof

() If a truck speeding at high speed hits a person, what will happen?

Li Ye is now equivalent to that high-speed truck, and the fairy in front of him is alone. He is not worried about himself, but whether the other party will be killed by him.

But at this moment, Li Ye couldn't stop himself instantly, because when he found someone in front of him, he was about to bump into him...

"Bam—"

Amidst the loud noise of objects colliding, Li Ye also stopped himself instantly. He only felt a burst of brilliance, and pieces of lotus petals full of divine light and fragrance were flying all over the sky, but gradually turned into flying Ash……

Li Ye was stunned, not because he was in a beautiful but zero-adjusted world of birth and death, but because of a young girl who seemed to be only fifteen or sixteen years old:

Emerald pearls hang from tassels, incense rings tie into treasures, dark clouds skillfully overlap and coil dragons, and embroidered belts are light and colorful phoenix feathers.The jasper button, the Suluo robe, shrouded in auspicious light;The eyebrows are like a small moon, and the eyes are like double stars.The five faces are naturally happy, and the red lips are a little red.

This is really a fairy, a goddess who is as beautiful as Athena.

She was holding a jade bottle in both hands, and a willow was inserted in the bottle. At this moment, she was looking at Li Ye with a strange face, her beautiful eyes were full of inexplicable light.

Li Ye took a closer look, and a thought came to his mind, the girl in front of him seemed to be... Guanyin.

Avalokitesvara is naturally Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, and it can also be called Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, Guangshiyin Bodhisattva, etc. Literally, it is a Bodhisattva who "observes the voice (of the people in the world)" and is one of the four great Bodhisattvas.She looks dignified and kind, and often holds a willow bottle in her hand. She has infinite wisdom and supernatural powers.When people encounter disasters, they will go to save them as long as they read their names, so it is called Guanshiyin.

"It seems that Guanyin is really a beauty!"

Li Ye muttered in his heart, and at the same time made a judgment—the Guanyin in Journey to the West is definitely a woman.

At this time, Guanyin suddenly smiled sweetly and said: "I am wonderful and kind, I don't know the name of my husband?"

"what--"

Li Ye opened his mouth wide and couldn't close it for a long time.

First of all, if the other party claims to be Miao Shan, then it can be sure that it is Avalokitesvara!

The most widely circulated allusion about the origin of Avalokitesvara is that in her previous life she was the daughter of the ancient King Miaozhuang—the third princess, also known as Princess Miaoshan.Because he believed in Buddhism since he was a child, he didn't want to marry. King Miaozhuang was furious and beheaded her for public display, and her soul fell into hell.After the Jade Emperor heard the news, he ordered Hades to rescue Miaoshan's soul and bring Miaoshan back to life in the purple bamboo forest.From then on, Miao Shan saved all sentient beings, performed good deeds in the world, and became Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva.

In Journey to the West, the place where Avalokitesvara lives is the purple bamboo forest, so the origin of Avalokitesvara can naturally be traced back to this allusion.

Li Ye was surprised not because he confirmed the identity of the girl in front of him, nor because Guanyin asked him his name, but because Guanyin called him...

Your husband!

What does it mean?

Although Li Ye has never read Buddhist scriptures and is not familiar with Buddhist principles.But he was sure that the word 'Xianggong' would never appear in Buddhist scriptures, let alone say it from the mouth of a Buddhist practitioner.

Li Ye ruthlessly picked out his ears, suspecting that there was something wrong with his ears, and then replied unnaturally: "Miss, miss, I'm Li Ye..."

"Miss?"

Guanyin frowned, staring at her beautiful eyes and said: "How can Xianggong be so attached to his wife and teach Miaoshan to be sad."

Her words are beautiful and not like ordinary voices, and she has a clean smell, which makes people forget all kinds of things in the world. At this moment, her expression is wronged, and her beautiful face is full of sadness, which is even more pitiful to me.

what?

Mother, lady!

If Guanyin said the word "Xianggong" just now, it can be regarded as a slip of the tongue, but what is the explanation for the word "lady"?

And it's still my own lady! '

Doesn't this mean that Guanyin regards Li Ye as her husband...

Li Ye stared fixedly at Guanyin's beautiful face, and his heart beat faster, but because the matter was so ridiculous, his heart was still as bright as a mirror: "I don't know why Guanyin is willing to be my wife. The most beautiful blessing in history, but I am a person, and I don’t like love for no reason. So... at most, I will have sex with you, and if you give birth to a son or daughter, it will be your fault, and I will not be responsible~”

"Bastard~" Chick muttered softly.

Li Ye gave Xiaoji a hard look, and said, "Of course, if I fall in love with you, I will be responsible."

"My lord's words are wrong~"

Avalokitesvara shook her head, and said: "Miaoshan knows that Miaoshan's seven emotions and six desires have broken free from his original heart. After today, Miaoshan's six roots are difficult to clean, and the four elements are empty. I'm both worried and happy."

"..." Li Ye scratched his head with some headaches. He really didn't understand what Guanyin said.

If understood literally, Guanyin is saying that she is no longer a Bodhisattva, but an ordinary woman.

With the seven emotions and six desires,

And the six roots are difficult to purify,

There are also four great voids,

This simply refers to an ordinary person!

The teachings of Buddhism are to abstain from the seven emotions and six desires, the six roots are pure, and the four elements are all empty, so as to achieve self-awareness, awareness of others, and perfection of awareness and behavior, truthfully know and see the nature of all dharmas, and achieve the great sage of enlightenment—that is, Buddha.

Li Yexin recited the lightning flash, and said: "Show me the evidence, you say you have the seven emotions and six desires, I can also say that I don't have the seven emotions and six desires, do you believe it?"

Although the two were talking, the distance between them was nearly [-] meters, because their strength was at the top level, and their eyesight was naturally not bad, so they could easily see each other's faces.

At this moment, Guanyin suddenly stepped forward and appeared in front of Li Ye less than a foot away. Immediately, the two looked at each other, and the breath between each other could flow into each other's nose.

Being able to see the true face of Guanyin at a close distance, Li Ye was a little dazzled, and he smelled a heart-piercing musk in his nose, which made him a little restless.

Avalokitesvara looked at Li Ye's eyes, revealing the fascination of a little daughter. It seems that Li Ye is the Prince Charming in his heart. She said softly: "My emotions and desires are sealed in the lotus platform of Avalokitesvara, and my emotions are sealed in the jade bottle. My six roots were destroyed, and my four elements were sealed in the willow. But today, my lotus stand has been broken, so I have seven emotions and six desires again."

"Your lotus platform is broken?" Li Ye was puzzled. He was a little strange just now. It stands to reason that Guanyin should be sitting on the lotus platform, but it was naturally difficult for him to ask the other party for the first time.

Avalokitesvara glared at Li Ye, and said coquettishly, "Didn't the lotus platform be smashed by my husband?"

"Where is this Bodhisattva? It's even more enchanting than a fairy!" Li Ye yelled in his heart, and at the same time his face was stiff, thinking of the lotus petals turning into fly ash just now-could it be that Guanyin's lotus platform is really his own? smashed?

After reasoning about what happened, Li Ye was finally sure that he completely destroyed Guanyin's lotus platform at a speed of a hundred times the speed of light.But Avalokitesvara's seven emotions and six desires were banned in the lotus platform. Once the lotus platform was destroyed, Avalokitesvara regained her seven emotions and six desires.

"But your jade bottle and willow are still good." Li Ye saw the jade bottle and willow in Guanyin's hand.

Guanyin slowly stretched out his hand to his mouth, and blew on the jade bottle and willow, and immediately the jade bottle and willow turned into fly ash, disappearing instantly.She looked at Li Ye, and said: "Now believe it? The seven emotions, six desires, six senses, and four elements have all been untied by my husband. From now on, Miaoshan is Guanyin, not Guanshiyin anymore."

"Oh moldy tofu~ sin, sin~" Li Ye folded his hands together, crying out in his heart.

Seeing the way Avalokitesvara looked at him, Li Ye understood a reason - there is no Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva in Buddhism, and the Tathagata, the prince of India, seems to be missing a big helping hand.

Guanyin didn't know what Li Ye was thinking, but said with a sweet smile: "Sir, where were you going just now?"

"Hmm..." Li Ye looked at Guanyin's smiling face, subconsciously swallowed his saliva, and said, "Go and eat Zhenyuanzi's ginseng fruit!"

"As expected of my husband-in-law, being a robber is so cool!" Avalokitesvara's beautiful eyes sparkled, and she jumped for joy, and hugged Li Ye's left arm: "Hehe... as the saying goes, marry a chicken with a chicken, and marry a dog with a dog." Dog, wherever the husband goes, the lady will naturally have to follow..."

Li Ye's body trembled, his left hand flicked five fingers, and he looked at his little lady who was sticking out her tongue with fiery eyes: "Guanyin~ why? You want to force me!"