god level spoof

() How did Avalokitesvara become a Bodhisattva? Li Ye had deep doubts in his heart—if Avalokitesvara liked Buddhism since he was a child, why did he suddenly adapt to becoming an ordinary young girl now?

This is not normal, it is really unreasonable, so there is only one explanation: Avalokitesvara has no intention of becoming a Bodhisattva at all...

But now, Li Ye is not in the mood to think about this issue, because his body is out of control again.The power in his body began to surge, and there were bursts of throbbing instinctively, causing his blood and body temperature to rise again.

Before, because Li Ye smelled a bit of blood, he lost control of the power in his body, which aroused the desire to kill.

But at this moment, because of Guanyin's body fragrance and that wonderful touch, Li Ye lost control of his power, and at the same time inspired a huge instinctive desire.

Li Ye's mentality has not reached the level where he can control the strength in his body, so as long as he is stimulated a little, his emotions will naturally become huge and become out of control.

Se is emptiness, and this Buddhist principle has no effect on Li Ye.

At this moment, Li Yehou was in a hurry, turned over and hugged Guanyin's delicate body, and at the same time pressed on Guanyin's body-blasphemy, this is the legendary profanity.

In the mythical world, Zhu Bajie, the majestic marshal of the canopy, molested Chang'e, and was demoted to become a pig.The Seven Fairies and Dong Yong are even more pitiful, they have both had children, but they only see each other once a year, and for the next 300 days, they can only stare at each other...

Both of the above are female immortals, but Guanyin is a female Buddha, so this nature should be more serious.

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Just when Li Ye tore off Avalokitesvara's Suluo robe and buried his head and face on the two jade mountains of Avalokitesvara, a shocking scold came:

"Let it go!~"

The sound of these two words is like the mantra of Buddhism, the sound can break the sky, but it can purify the mortal world, which makes Li Ye's body shake and he wakes up.

But in front of him was a monk who was one foot six tall, with a kind face, fat ears and drooping shoulders, wearing a snail bun, sitting on a nine-grade lotus platform.

Tathagata!

Without thinking too much, Li Ye knew the identity of the guy in front of him. This is the awesome character in Journey to the West, who single-handedly planned the direction of Journey to the West.

Tathagata looked angry, and sneered at Li Ye: "Where are you evildoer? How dare you blaspheme my Bodhisattva. What a beast in the first life, how can you have such evil thoughts! Don't be a son of man! Don't be a son of man! Break your life Longevity! Take refuge as soon as possible, don't talk nonsense! But I'm afraid you will be murdered, and your life will die in an instant, it's a pity for your true colors!"

"..." When Li Ye heard this, he was immediately annoyed. This Tathagata can really speak:

First set yourself up as a monster,

Then he accused himself of blasphemy against the Bodhisattva,

He also scolded himself as a first-time human animal,

Then he threatened himself that his life would be shortened.

In the end, I have to surrender myself and convert to Buddhism, and I can't even speak...

Li Ye grinned and said: "Tathagata, you need to figure it out first, I am a human being! As the master of Buddhism, you can't even see my true colors. It's ridiculous! It's ridiculous! And Guanyin is no longer a Bodhisattva." , her lotus stand, jade bottle and willows are all destroyed, her seven emotions and six desires, her six roots and four elements have returned to her original heart, and she is already an ordinary woman, what crime is there if she loves my man and woman?"

Tathagata heard the words, his complexion darkened, and he shouted sharply: "You really are a monster who speaks outrageously, who confuses right and wrong, and doesn't know right from wrong..."

At this time, Guanyin was dissatisfied and said: "Tathagata, I respect you as the master of Buddhism, and I can only say one thing: I am his wife, and no one can separate the two of us."

"If it's a monster, dare to confuse the Buddha's mind of the Bodhisattva I teach!"

Tathagata ignored Guanyin, but scolded Li Ye again, and then said: "I don't know what you are capable of, how dare you bully my Buddha!"

Li Ye frowned, this Tathagata is really good at talking.

What is 'An dare to deceive me Buddha! '

That is to increase Li Ye's crimes, and at the same time implicate the sage, that is, the teacher of the Tathagata - the Taoist guide.

My Buddha, that is, Amitabha, generally refers to the Taoists. At this moment, the Tathagata said this, just asking: What ability do you have to dare to deceive the Taoists?

Li Ye understood that if he didn't answer a word well, he might really provoke a saint to show up.

It's not that the saint is so boring, he will come out just because someone scolds, but because of the current incident, Li Ye made Guanyin, one of the four major Buddhist Bodhisattvas, and the most famous and widely spread. Buddhist cadres resigned without authorization.

Avalokitesvara resigned, which is a great loss to Buddhism.

The sage knows everything and observes the world clearly, how could he not know, maybe he is preparing to find an opportunity to show up now, and give Li Ye a severe beating.Afterwards, Li Ye was either incorporated into Buddhism, or simply turned into ashes—the wrath of the saint, after all, is no joke.

"Tathagata, you are talking nonsense! I have become a mortal again, and I became his wife because of my husband-in-law. This is destined by God. Are you going to go against the sky?" Guanyin is naturally speaking for her husband-in-law up.

Li Ye's attitude was firm and decisive, and he hugged Avalokitesvara even tighter, not only to win the breath, but also to appreciate Avalokitesvara's persistence and pursuit of love.

"Monster, you really want to be obsessed..." Tathagata said again.

"Do you not understand human language? I've said it all, I'm human!"

Li Ye repeated the statement with some displeasure, and then snorted: "If you make a mistake again, I will sue you for disrespecting human rights."

Tathagata said: "Monster, if you are willing to enter my Buddhist gate, your sins will be wiped out, and you will be named a Buddha, with immeasurable merit."

"Is this monk listening to me?"

The corners of Li Ye's mouth twitched, and he shouted, "I've told you several times, I'm a human being! Also, I won't enter the Buddhist sect. How noble is the Buddha? I'm an ordinary person, how can I be qualified?" Become a Buddha? You let other 'monsters' do it."

"Monster, how dare you treat me Buddha..." Tathagata scolded.

Before Tathagata finished speaking, Li Ye shouted: "Stop talking nonsense, come and fight first!"

He exploded with all his strength, Wukong's Saiyan blood boiled unscrupulously, Li Ye immediately changed his appearance, his hair grew wildly to his shawl, his eye circles turned black, covered with red body hair, and a red tail protruded from behind his buttocks.

Li Ye's heart moved, and he thought to himself: "Potential, inspire my full potential!"

At this moment, Li Ye turned his divine power into the power of desire to stimulate the potential of his Saiyan bloodline...

In an instant, [-]% of Athena's divine power in Li Ye's body was consumed, and Li Ye changed again, his hair stood on end, his eyes and whites were pitch black, showing a hideous horror...

When Athena's divine power was consumed by [-]%, Li Ye changed again, and his whole body returned to his original state, but his hair turned red, and his eyes were also red, shining with burning light.

However, at this moment, Li Ye is frighteningly powerful, and the huge power even caused the space to tremble, and the turbulent flow of time and space flickered around him...