god level spoof

() After [-]% of the divine power was consumed, when Li Ye wanted to go further, Xiaoji stopped him and said, "Boss, the Saiyan you incarnated has reached the peak quasi-sage strength, and if you consume more divine power, you will not be able to advance again." gone."

Li Ye was taken aback for a moment, and understood what Xiaoji meant.

My current Saiyan form is already the combat power of the peak quasi-sage, and if I go further, I am a saint-the gap between the peak quasi-sage and the saint is too big, even if I consume the remaining [-]% of the divine power in my body, it is still difficult to reach the level of a saint. levels.

"Well, that's right, you can't waste your divine power." Li Ye nodded. The divine power is really mysterious, it is a kind of power derived from wishes, and you may need to use it when necessary.

At this moment, Tathagata's face is still calm, and he can only silently say: "￥%...&*%@~"

Naturally, Li Ye didn't know what the Tathagata was thinking, but he clenched his fists and prepared to step forward and slap the fat-eared monk in front of him.

But Guanyin next to him suddenly hummed softly, frowned, and said hurriedly, "Tathagata, what are you doing? I..." At this point, Guanyin's voice stopped abruptly.

"What's wrong with you?" Li Ye turned his head and asked in surprise, only to see Guanyin holding his jade neck in both hands, with a painful expression on his face.

After a few careful glances, Li Ye was furious, because the string of Buddha beads worn by Guanyin was shining brightly, and at the same time, it was tightening continuously, as if it wanted to strangle Guanyin's jade neck.

Li Ye turned his head to look at Tathagata, and said with hatred: "Tathagata, is it because of Buddhism that he resorted to such despicable means?"

Tathagata stopped the Buddha mantra in his mouth, and shouted: "Monster, if you really care about her, you can quickly catch her and convert to my Buddha! Otherwise, once I recite the Buddha-killing mantra, her soul will be burned to death by infinite karma." do."

"..."

Li Ye was so angry that the three corpses jumped violently, he never thought that Tathagata would be so shameless~

Recalling Journey to the West, Li Ye suddenly realized:

During the Journey to the West, Tathagata gave Avalokitesvara three golden hoops, one of which was given to Tang Seng by Avalokitesvara and put on Monkey King's head.From then on, as long as Tang Seng recites the curse, Monkey King will be unbearable and in pain.

Another one was worn on the head of the black bear Jing, and was subdued by Guanyin himself, and brought back to be the great god of the mountain.

The last lucky one was Honghaier, who was also subdued by Guanyin himself and brought back to be a boy of good fortune.

The makers of these three golden hoops are all Tathagatas, so what are their characteristics?

It's very simple - Tathagata's babies are all voice-activated with passwords.

You only need to read the password once, and this baby will show its power immediately.

Look at Tang Seng, an ordinary mortal, after wearing a golden hoop for Sun Wukong, he only needs to read the password (the formula for the hoop spell), no matter what kind of monkey king he is, or the Monkey King, he will still roll all over the floor , Kneel down and beg for mercy.

But Li Ye never imagined that Tathagata would use the same tricks on Guanyin.

The Buddha beads worn by Guanyin were naturally bestowed by the Tathagata. It is estimated that no one would have imagined that the Tathagata would tamper with this string of Buddha beads.

"Well——" Guanyin's pretty face was already as pale as snow, the shining light in her beautiful eyes also became slightly dimmed, and she couldn't speak, and her whole spirit froze.

Seeing this, Li Ye was even more anxious.

Without saying a word, Li Ye pierced the sky in an instant, shaking the heaven and the earth and breaking the sky with a frightening aura, and the whole person appeared in front of Tathagata's head in an instant, waving his hands, where the trajectory passed, huge cracks in space were accompanied by terrifying air currents , making Li Ye come to the world like a demon god, domineering in all directions.

"I, fuck, you, mother—"

Li Ye roared loudly, his hands merged, and released a terrifying energy column, which is exactly Wukong's special attack method - Kamepai Qigong~

This column of energy burst out from Li Ye with all his strength, and its power was extremely terrifying. It instantly turned the Tathagata in front of him into nothingness... and even collapsed the void millions of miles ahead. Fortunately, this is a mythical world, and its structure is relatively stable. , While almost collapsing, it is also constantly returning to its original state.

dead?Did Tathagata just die like that?

"No!" Li Ye immediately shook his head, no matter how weak Tathagata is, it's impossible for him to kill him so easily?

He looked around, but couldn't find any trace of Tathagata.

Although Li Ye was furious, he still forced himself to calm down.

This is a world of myths, Tathagata must have mastered some supernatural powers, and his own pure power is simply no match for others.

"Well——" Guanyin was still humming in pain, hearing it in Li Ye's ears, making his heart tremble unceasingly - although it is impossible to imagine the pain that Guanyin is suffering at this moment, only a girl can do this for him , he has no choice but to protect the other party.

"hateful!"

He cursed through his teeth, Li Ye's complexion was ugly, he glanced at the pretty and bloodless Guanyin, and appeared in front of Guanyin in an instant, hugged her in his arms, stretched out at the same time Put your right hand on the string of beads.

Li Ye said in his heart: "Destroy, destroy this string of beads!"

Yes, he wanted to rely on Athena's divine power to completely turn this damn string of beads into nothingness - in this way, Tathagata would no longer be able to control the life and death of Guanyin.

Athena's divine power is extremely mysterious, and she has the ability to derive wishes, so Li Ye still has hope.

The little chicken stopped again: "Boss, don't waste your energy in vain. This string of prayer beads seems to belong to a saint. It contains a saint's power inside, and your divine power cannot destroy it."

"What!" Li Ye was terrified and asked, "Does it contain the power of a saint?"

"That's right, it seems that the sage really values ​​Guanyin's sister-in-law." Xiaoji replied affirmatively.

"..."

Li Ye, who was extremely angry and frantic, showed a ferocious face, and used Athena's divine power again: "Show me, let the monk who recited the Buddha-killing mantra appear in front of me immediately!"

Tathagata originally used the supernatural power of one sand and one world to hide, but found that he suddenly appeared in front of Li Ye, which made him worry and suffer.

"hey-hey……"

Seeing that Tathagata was really 'caught' by his divine power, Li Ye sneered a few times, it seemed that his divine power was really powerful.

Tathagata once again used the supernatural power of one sand and one world, and it seemed that he didn't want to confront Li Ye head-on.

"Hmph..." Seeing that Tathagata wanted to repeat the same trick, Li Ye used his divine power again: "Stop! Hold the monk in front of me!"

Under Tathagata's increasingly distressed Buddha's face, Li Ye slapped Sakyamuni, the Indian prince, hard on the mouth, forcing the Tathagata to stop the curse of destroying Buddha.

After Li Ye slapped him, how could he be polite, his hands were like two big cattail fans, constantly scratching Tathagata's face...

"Snapped--"

"Crack, crack..."

……

Li Ye slapped Tathagata's face at a speed of one hundred and eight thousand slaps per second. That rich face and two fat earlobes completely changed. At this moment, Tathagata has completely become a pig's head...

Li Ye slapped his arms continuously, slapping freely, and roared in his mouth: "I told you to recite! Are you fucking going to recite again? The curse of destroying Buddha? I want to destroy Buddha!"