god level spoof

() Qingniu hummed, looked at his younger sister, and muttered in his mouth: "The master is really serious, leaving this little boy in your care, I didn't expect him to be so cowardly..."

"Owner……"

After hearing a key word, Li Ye began to recall everything that happened before.

It seems that I had a fight with Taoist Zhunti, and then I went completely berserk and used the Hundred Times Realm King Fist...

After that, Li Ye couldn't remember very clearly, after all, he had completely lost control of his emotions.However, he still remembered that three figures appeared, as if they had come to save him.

Sanqing saint!

Li Ye immediately thought of these three saints. Besides, it is impossible for other people to intervene, which will have a cause and effect with the saints.

He glanced at Qingniu and suddenly realized.

I was rescued by Sanqing, and the owner of Qingniu is Lao Tzu, one of the Sanqing, this is naturally not a coincidence.

It seems that after the Sanqing sage saved himself, he threw himself into the care of Red Bull.

Li Ye really doesn't know the origin of the red bull, but he is quite clear about the origin of the blue bull - the mount of the sage Lao Tzu is the blue bull.

During the Westward Journey, Qing Niu took advantage of Niu Tong'er's sleepiness to steal Laojun's precious gold steel bracelet, and went down to the golden cave in Jinshan.

He used a two-foot-long steel spear, and relying on the Taishang Laojun's treasure of gold and steel, he used tricks to catch Tang Seng, Bajie and Drifting, and wrapped Monkey King's golden cudgel to defeat him.

Wukong had no choice but to move the father and son of the Tota Heavenly King to the Heavenly Palace. The Qingniu was really powerful. He trapped all six weapons of Nezha and took them away. None of the Eighteen Arhats of Tathagata can defeat them.

Until the end, Tathagata Buddha suggested to Sun Wukong that he invited the Taishang Laojun to make the monster appear as a green bull. Laojun stepped on the back of the bull, and Wukong and others led the crowd into the cave to kill the little monster...

The most awesome monster in Journey to the West is probably this Qingniu.There is no way, it is the mount of a saint after all.

Even the Tathagata dare not come forward, and the Eighteen Arhats and the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals have nothing to do with Qingniu.

Compared with the bull demon king, the fate of the green bull is much better, mainly due to the owner of the cow fork - the sage Taiqing Laozi.

Qingniu belongs to a special role in Journey to the West, he is not in a hurry to eat Tang Seng, his main purpose is to fight for Taoism and save face for the sage Lao Tzu.

When Li Ye watched Journey to the West, he felt that this green bull was super awesome:

Qingniu is definitely the most difficult monster that the Monkey King has encountered, and it is also the time that the Monkey King has asked for help the most in order to save Master.

Sun Wukong not only asked the Jade Emperor to find out the origin of this person, but also asked Li Tianwang, Nezha, Lei Gong, Huode Xingjun, Huanghe Shuibo, Tathagata, Eighteen Arhats and many other masters in the world of immortals and Buddhas for help.

But none of these people helped in the end.In the end, Tathagata told his disciples to subdue the dragon and subdue the tiger, and the two arhats who subdued the dragon and subdue the tiger told Sun Wukong. Only then did Sun Wukong know the origin of the green bull, so he went to find the owner of the blue bull, Taishang Laojun.It was only then that the encirclement was resolved and the barrier was passed.

From here, Li Ye came to an interesting conclusion—the quality of mounts or disciples of high-level people is generally higher.

For example, the yellow-browed monster who is the disciple of Maitreya Buddha, the Jiuling Yuansheng who is the mount of Taiyi to save Ku Tianzun, etc., they are all like the green bull of the Taishang Laojun, they don't like to kill people and eat Tang monk meat.

Perhaps Qingniu didn't have this need, and he didn't directly use force to arrest Tang Seng brutally, but adopted reasonable and advantageous means, mainly to lure Tang Seng into his trap-so, from a moral point of view, Qingniu is not No great sin.

"Haha, brother Qingniu, no matter how you say it, I am also a person favored by saints, you can't treat me like this."

Li Ye laughed a few times, completely ignoring Qingniu's stern voice.

"Little boy, do you think that if you use a few masters to suppress me, I will let you go..." Qingniu said angrily when he heard this.

"Don't dare~" Li Ye shook his head with a smile, and said, "Why don't you wait for me to recover and let's fight?"

His words were neither humble nor overbearing, which meant that he was not afraid of Qingniu at all.

"Little white face, I just woke up after sleeping for tens of thousands of years, and I haven't moved my body well. After you regain your vitality, I will show you how good I am."

Qingniu patted his chest, made a 'bang bang' sound, and agreed to Li Ye's challenge at the same time.

"..."

Li Ye was very depressed, because the Qingniu had just woken up and didn't know that he was fighting against Zhun mentioning the saint.Otherwise, how dare you declare war on yourself?

Being underestimated by Qingniu, Li Ye is no longer depressed at this moment, why is he as knowledgeable as a cow.

He looked at the girl Red Bull, and said softly: "Sister Hong, your breasts are still swollen, do you want me to drink nai to make you feel better?"

The girl Red Bull's pretty face flushed, and she looked at Li Ye with affection.

Qingniu growled unhappily: "Little white face, don't you really exist like a cow, dare to tease my sister in front of me."

"Brother~"

The extroverted girl Hong Niu Buyi called her brother, then pouted and said, "Brother, he is already his husband, can't you treat him as your brother-in-law?"

"What, my lord!"

Li Ye cried out, staring at the girl Red Bull dumbfounded...

Is there any mistake?Why did I become someone else's husband for no reason?

"Heavenly Venerable of Infinite Nainai~"

Li Ye cursed in his heart, and looked at the girl Red Bull with resentful eyes: "You are a natural and beautiful girl, you should be ignorant of world affairs, how do you know to find a husband?"

Qingniu was also shocked, and said angrily: "Has this kid seen you all?"

"En~" the girl Red Bull nodded with a blushing face.

"I'm wronged!" Li Ye raised his hand in protest and said, "I just want to drink your milk. I haven't thought about getting married yet. I think we should cultivate our relationship slowly, and then..."

Qingniu's noodle seyin was uncertain, and finally looked at Li Ye with bull's eyes: "Brother-in-law, I will leave my sister to you. If you dare not want her, I will fight you immediately... And, after you and my sister are together , You can drink as much as you want every day.”

threaten! **Naked threats!

Is this the mythical world?The wives don’t even have to look for them by themselves, they are posted upside down~

What's even more bizarre is that both parties have already established a husband and wife relationship without getting married - several major processes in the middle: holding hands, kissing, touching... etc. have been omitted.

Li Ye cried for a while, but he still knew the art of war well, so he had to agree first for the current plan:

"Okay, everything is for drinking Red Bull milk every day, so I sacrificed my life for righteousness..."