god level spoof

() At one o'clock in the morning, after watching the update, Li Ye turned off the computer, yawned, and said without looking back: "Please keep your voice down, I'm going to bed, and I have class tomorrow."

So Ximen Chuuxue and Dugu Qiubai began to compete for internal strength...o(︶︿︶)o

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The summer night is only short, and the sky is already dawn.Li Ye got up refreshed, brushed his teeth, washed his face, boo...

Then go downstairs and into the kitchen.

Three servings of eggs are fried, three servings of milk are served, and three servings of noodles are cooked.

After eating his own portion, Li Ye washed his tableware and satchel, picked up his mobile phone, and ran to the door in a hurry. Suddenly, he seemed to have thought of something, and went upstairs again to his room .

I saw that Ximen Chuuxue and Dugu Qiubai were no longer floating in the air, but were sitting on the floor in front of the window, with their palms together, their faces pale, as if they were competing for internal strength, and it had already reached a fever pitch ——Li Ye faintly saw white steam rising from the heads of the two of them.

"It seems that you are still full of energy, that's just right, I didn't prepare food for you, what you want to eat, what to do, I will talk about it when I come back in the afternoon. Also, it's okay to read the book under my bed, don't Running around, the earth is very dangerous..."

After Li Ye explained a few words, he turned around and went out.

"Hi ~ good morning!"

"Morning, you seem to be in a good mood today."

……

Along the way, some aunts and uncles nearby greeted Li Ye, and Li Ye always kept a warm smile.

It wasn't until school that this situation changed.

"Ha, Savage, has the sun risen from the west? You can come to school so early."

The voice from behind made Li Ye realize that it was his best friend——Cao Jian. Sure enough, a slap had already struck, and Li Ye tilted his body without thinking, and dodged it.

Suddenly, in Li Ye's original position, a young man with dyed yellow hair leaned forward as if weightless, waving his hands desperately, and finally prevented himself from falling down.

Cao Jian was a little depressed: "Savage, what's the matter? I found that you seem to have made great progress. If you are usual, you will never be able to hide."

"I can't help it. I have experienced real storms. How can this kind of pediatric sneak attack hurt me?" Li Ye replied very cooperatively.Of course, what he said was not a lie, but Cao Jian obviously couldn't understand it.

"Okay, okay, I won't play tricks with you."

Cao Jian first changed the topic, and his expression changed solemnly: "Savage, after more than ten years of accumulation, I already have enough experience in picking up girls, so I believe that with my hand, I can definitely Be the modern day king of pickup!"

"Yes Yes……"

Li Ye nodded cooperatively. He would not waste any more expressions on Cao Jian who had entered this state.

"What is a real man?" Cao Jian's voice suddenly became high-pitched, and his expression became more and more holy and glorious: "A real man is one who aspires to become the god of picking up girls, and will spend his whole life in the greatness of conquering girls." In her career, she can use the wisdom of the ages and the spirit of the ages to overthrow all kinds of girls...

"...Yes, such a man, in the world, and even in the entire universe, there is only one... the supreme house god——Cao Jian!"

The above-mentioned magnificent words are what Li Ye hears every day, and they are also Cao Jian's routine spiritual mottos, and they can even be called the pillar of his soul!

That's what I said, but there are probably not many people who really agree with it.

Just like now, there are only two big men, Li Ye and Cao Jian, on the tree-lined path of the campus.

Those sisters who heard Cao Jian's declaration scattered and fled in all directions, with only one thought in their mind: those two (unjust) guys are perverts - there is no way, who is Li Ye is next to Cao Jianjian.

As for the male students, they showed indifferent expressions towards the two of them. Of course, no one dared to provoke them.

Li Ye and Cao Jian are both high school students. Although they are not the kind of relationship that they have played since they were young, they are close friends (bad friends?), and they can be called iron buddies.

It all started last year, when the two entered this No. [-] Middle School (No. [-] High School) at the same time and became the newcomers of the No. [-] Middle School.

There are few unchanging truths in the world, but there is one thing: every time you enter a new environment, you must be mentally prepared to meet any challenges.

Obviously, both Li Ye and Cao Jian lack this.

The two were almost at the same time, and were bullied by senior seniors... As a result, both of them broke out and fought with those senior seniors.

After this happened, both of them were called to the principal's office, where they received a three-hour lecture from a middle-aged man with a bald head who died prematurely.

Einstein's theory of relativity is revealed at this moment - three hours, this is a period of time that is neither short nor long, but Li Ye and Cao Jian have become buddies, and they can really do it together Jian, who can bear the nickname of a fox friend without a care.

From then on, in the eyes of the rest of the school's students, the two were a pair of veritable delinquent teenagers.

That being said, Li Ye didn't embarrass his mother who was called a female Tyrannosaurus when he was young, and he has inherited her fine style.

From a social point of view, bad behavior is actually correct. There are various deficiencies in modern life. Some people are not open-minded enough, too pedantic and old-fashioned, which leads to psychological changes in teenagers.Bad behavior is a normal behavior in the process of growing up, and it is a manifestation of rebellious psychology.

The characteristics of bad boys should have the following points: smoking, drinking, fighting, and swearing.

But Li Ye and Cao Jian should be an exception. They don't smoke or drink very much. If they talk about fighting, it is rare, unless it is a special situation. Is there nothing but ivory in your mouth?

If you really want to give a position, the two of them can't beat the title of bad boy.

Because of this, occasionally some people hold different views on the two...

"Li Ye, Cao Jian, you two, go to the classroom quickly, class is about to begin."

A long-haired girl came straight over and yelled at the two of them. If this girl said that she had a relationship with the two of them, she could only be regarded as a classmate in the same grade—the monitor of the first grade (3) class——Ye Zi , that is, the direct junior leader of the two.

"Okay, wake up, the final exam will be in a few days, we can't be too embarrassing." Li Ye patted Cao Jian on the shoulder. Cao Jian was going to have a good time, but he could see the domineering eyes of the little beauty Ye Zi , and finally wisely chose to obey obediently.

Under Ye Zi's urging, the two of them wandered back to the classroom. The tense study atmosphere of the final exam made the two of them have to get serious...;