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Chapter 73: Slapping people in the face!
() The seven fairies regard mortals as ants and call them ignorant.
Li Ye originally planned to kill her mercilessly, but he still didn't do it. After all, it was too cheap for Seven Fairies.
That's why Li Ye came up with this idea:
Knocking the Seven Fairies out of the mortal world, finding a mortal man, and then marrying him, but also having to give birth and weaving, the farmer must plow the fields and herd cattle-I believe this is the greatest punishment for the Seven Fairies.
Although the Seven Immortals girls are flawless, Li Ye really doesn't care.Just like three years ago, the nine-tailed celestial fox who was born to be so beautiful was also more beautiful than a goddess, but when Li Ye thought that the other party was a prodigal girl, he didn't have the slightest interest.
In the same way, when he thought of Seventh Fairy as a woman who regarded mortals as ants, he didn't have the slightest affection - he was a mortal, and he had no other thoughts about this kind of woman except disgust.
Li Ye did not give up his mortal identity and dignity, so naturally he would not have admiration and fascination for this so-called fairy.
But his request was extremely cruel to Seven Fairies.
The Seventh Fairy screamed, and shouted: "You, you are too cruel, I am a fairy, and I am the daughter of the Lord of the Three Realms, how dare you have such an idea, you want me to marry an ant, this is absolutely impossible !"
Li Ye's eyes turned cold, and he said: "Didn't you say just now that you are the real ignorant, thank you for my guidance, it is only natural for women to give birth to weaving, and it is the greatest thing for men to plow the fields and herd cattle", could it be that what you said is fart?"
"what--"
The Seventh Fairy screamed, her beautiful face was green and red, and she stared at Li Ye fiercely: "Bastard, you die, my father can't..."
The Queen Mother waved her hand to stop her daughter's words, looked at Li Ye, forced herself to laugh and said, "You must be joking just now, Master Hongjun ordered me and the Jade Emperor to take charge of the Three Realms, how can our daughter marry a mortal?"
At this moment, the queen mother has moved out of the mountain of Hongjun to suppress Li Ye.
She still doesn't want to turn against Li Ye, Li Ye is terrible, others don't know, how can she not know?
Three years ago, the power that Li Ye exploded was astonishing and stunning, and he already had the prestige of a saint. Now, the queen mother can't see through Li Ye's depth, and she doesn't want to easily quarrel with Li Ye.
Li Ye snorted coldly: "What about the daughter of the Lord of the Three Realms? Didn't you just say that the heavens set mortals as the protagonists, and you dare not despise mortals. What do you mean now? Are you trying to amuse me?"
Never mind!Yes, it can be said that Li Ye did not regress in the slightest, he was determined to marry the Seven Fairies to mortals.
The queen mother's complexion finally became unsightly. She really didn't understand what the guy in front of her was thinking?
Three years ago, this guy dared to throw his fist at the saint, but now, could it be that he wants to attack himself and the Jade Emperor again—what is the purpose of all this?
"Fellow Daoist, you should think again, I can ask my daughter to kowtow to you to admit her mistakes."
The Queen Mother pondered for a moment, and finally spoke again.She even did not hesitate to let her daughter kowtow to Li Ye to admit her mistake, and she did not want her daughter to marry a mortal.
The Seven Fairies at the side screamed: "Queen Mother, why are we afraid of him? Let Father Emperor kill..."
"Snapped--"
The queen mother slapped her daughter and cursed: "What an ignorant thing, offending this senior indiscriminately, do you know his identity, why don't you kneel down?"
"..." The Seventh Fairy was stunned for a moment. This time, she finally realized that she had caused a catastrophe. The guy in front of her was not a good person. Her mother did not dare to resist, and she just wanted to calm things down.
Li Ye's expression was still indifferent, and said: "Queen Mother, do you think I am a child, can you easily fool me, are you too naive or I look too naive?
"How can the majestic Seventh Princess of the Immortal Realm kowtow to me? Kowtow is unnecessary. Again, the Seventh Fairy must go down to the realm and marry a mortal. She has no other choice."
"..." She was stunned, even the Queen Mother was stunned.
She couldn't believe it, let alone imagine it.
Too much, too presumptuous!
For many years, after he became the Queen Mother, even a saint has never been so rude to him.
In any case, I represent Teacher Hongjun, and the Jade Emperor is in charge of the Three Realms, and I am the head of the female immortals.
Who dares to disrespect himself?Even if someone really disagrees secretly, on the surface, they still have to give themselves enough face and vanity.
But today, the guy in front of him is an exception.
What is trampling, the Queen Mother has a deep understanding today, yes, Li Ye is trampling on her face and dignity, trampling it under her feet fiercely and without any scruples.
"I'll say it again, Seven Fairies must go down to the realm and marry a mortal."
Li Ye was extremely powerful, and gradually exuded his aura, causing the Queen Mother's face to turn pale, and her body to tremble slightly. The seven fairies all showed pain, and retreated again and again, bleeding from the corners of their mouths.
You know, Li Yeguang has the power of a saint in his physical body, and the pressure from his body can crush the sky.Therefore, he has been hiding the coercion emanating from his physical body, and today he finally released his control over his physical body.
The complete desire and the coercion exuded were so strong that the Queen Mother, a quasi-holy-level powerhouse, could not bear it, and she couldn't even summon the magic weapon of her own destiny.
At this moment, in the eyes of the Queen Mother, Li Ye was crushing towards him with absolute power like an ancient demon god.
The queen mother spat out a mouthful of blood with a 'wow', and said, "Fellow Daoist, are you really going to fight against my Heavenly Court? Is there no room for relaxation?"
"My friend of your mother! I don't know you very well. In a word, I will immediately knock Seven Fairy down from the mortal world. I want to see it with my own eyes."
Li Ye scolded unhappily, and didn't give the queen mother any face, which can be said to be dirty.
"call……"
The Queen Mother let out a deep breath, and looked at Li Ye with determination: "Fellow Daoist, if you really have the ability, you can kill Ben Gong. I want to see if you are not afraid of Teacher Hongjun." ?”
"Hmph..." Li Ye let out a disdainful voice from his nose, his eyes were cold for a moment, and his figure flickered...
"Snapped--"
A crisp sound echoed in this beautiful fairyland. The Queen Mother covered her red and swollen face and screamed: "You, you dare to hit me..."
"Snapped--"
There was another crisp sound, which was extremely ear-piercing in this sacred land of Yaochi.Li Ye grabbed the Queen Mother's hair, and pinched the Queen Mother's chin with the other hand, and said coldly: "I only hit people in the face, how about it, I have hit the Tathagata in the face before, can't you? "
Xiniu Hezhou, Lingshan Daleiyin Temple.
Tathagata was preaching when suddenly he sneezed a lot. He frowned: "I actually sneezed again. I remember the last time was three years ago. Could it be... what doomsday do I have?"
Li Ye originally planned to kill her mercilessly, but he still didn't do it. After all, it was too cheap for Seven Fairies.
That's why Li Ye came up with this idea:
Knocking the Seven Fairies out of the mortal world, finding a mortal man, and then marrying him, but also having to give birth and weaving, the farmer must plow the fields and herd cattle-I believe this is the greatest punishment for the Seven Fairies.
Although the Seven Immortals girls are flawless, Li Ye really doesn't care.Just like three years ago, the nine-tailed celestial fox who was born to be so beautiful was also more beautiful than a goddess, but when Li Ye thought that the other party was a prodigal girl, he didn't have the slightest interest.
In the same way, when he thought of Seventh Fairy as a woman who regarded mortals as ants, he didn't have the slightest affection - he was a mortal, and he had no other thoughts about this kind of woman except disgust.
Li Ye did not give up his mortal identity and dignity, so naturally he would not have admiration and fascination for this so-called fairy.
But his request was extremely cruel to Seven Fairies.
The Seventh Fairy screamed, and shouted: "You, you are too cruel, I am a fairy, and I am the daughter of the Lord of the Three Realms, how dare you have such an idea, you want me to marry an ant, this is absolutely impossible !"
Li Ye's eyes turned cold, and he said: "Didn't you say just now that you are the real ignorant, thank you for my guidance, it is only natural for women to give birth to weaving, and it is the greatest thing for men to plow the fields and herd cattle", could it be that what you said is fart?"
"what--"
The Seventh Fairy screamed, her beautiful face was green and red, and she stared at Li Ye fiercely: "Bastard, you die, my father can't..."
The Queen Mother waved her hand to stop her daughter's words, looked at Li Ye, forced herself to laugh and said, "You must be joking just now, Master Hongjun ordered me and the Jade Emperor to take charge of the Three Realms, how can our daughter marry a mortal?"
At this moment, the queen mother has moved out of the mountain of Hongjun to suppress Li Ye.
She still doesn't want to turn against Li Ye, Li Ye is terrible, others don't know, how can she not know?
Three years ago, the power that Li Ye exploded was astonishing and stunning, and he already had the prestige of a saint. Now, the queen mother can't see through Li Ye's depth, and she doesn't want to easily quarrel with Li Ye.
Li Ye snorted coldly: "What about the daughter of the Lord of the Three Realms? Didn't you just say that the heavens set mortals as the protagonists, and you dare not despise mortals. What do you mean now? Are you trying to amuse me?"
Never mind!Yes, it can be said that Li Ye did not regress in the slightest, he was determined to marry the Seven Fairies to mortals.
The queen mother's complexion finally became unsightly. She really didn't understand what the guy in front of her was thinking?
Three years ago, this guy dared to throw his fist at the saint, but now, could it be that he wants to attack himself and the Jade Emperor again—what is the purpose of all this?
"Fellow Daoist, you should think again, I can ask my daughter to kowtow to you to admit her mistakes."
The Queen Mother pondered for a moment, and finally spoke again.She even did not hesitate to let her daughter kowtow to Li Ye to admit her mistake, and she did not want her daughter to marry a mortal.
The Seven Fairies at the side screamed: "Queen Mother, why are we afraid of him? Let Father Emperor kill..."
"Snapped--"
The queen mother slapped her daughter and cursed: "What an ignorant thing, offending this senior indiscriminately, do you know his identity, why don't you kneel down?"
"..." The Seventh Fairy was stunned for a moment. This time, she finally realized that she had caused a catastrophe. The guy in front of her was not a good person. Her mother did not dare to resist, and she just wanted to calm things down.
Li Ye's expression was still indifferent, and said: "Queen Mother, do you think I am a child, can you easily fool me, are you too naive or I look too naive?
"How can the majestic Seventh Princess of the Immortal Realm kowtow to me? Kowtow is unnecessary. Again, the Seventh Fairy must go down to the realm and marry a mortal. She has no other choice."
"..." She was stunned, even the Queen Mother was stunned.
She couldn't believe it, let alone imagine it.
Too much, too presumptuous!
For many years, after he became the Queen Mother, even a saint has never been so rude to him.
In any case, I represent Teacher Hongjun, and the Jade Emperor is in charge of the Three Realms, and I am the head of the female immortals.
Who dares to disrespect himself?Even if someone really disagrees secretly, on the surface, they still have to give themselves enough face and vanity.
But today, the guy in front of him is an exception.
What is trampling, the Queen Mother has a deep understanding today, yes, Li Ye is trampling on her face and dignity, trampling it under her feet fiercely and without any scruples.
"I'll say it again, Seven Fairies must go down to the realm and marry a mortal."
Li Ye was extremely powerful, and gradually exuded his aura, causing the Queen Mother's face to turn pale, and her body to tremble slightly. The seven fairies all showed pain, and retreated again and again, bleeding from the corners of their mouths.
You know, Li Yeguang has the power of a saint in his physical body, and the pressure from his body can crush the sky.Therefore, he has been hiding the coercion emanating from his physical body, and today he finally released his control over his physical body.
The complete desire and the coercion exuded were so strong that the Queen Mother, a quasi-holy-level powerhouse, could not bear it, and she couldn't even summon the magic weapon of her own destiny.
At this moment, in the eyes of the Queen Mother, Li Ye was crushing towards him with absolute power like an ancient demon god.
The queen mother spat out a mouthful of blood with a 'wow', and said, "Fellow Daoist, are you really going to fight against my Heavenly Court? Is there no room for relaxation?"
"My friend of your mother! I don't know you very well. In a word, I will immediately knock Seven Fairy down from the mortal world. I want to see it with my own eyes."
Li Ye scolded unhappily, and didn't give the queen mother any face, which can be said to be dirty.
"call……"
The Queen Mother let out a deep breath, and looked at Li Ye with determination: "Fellow Daoist, if you really have the ability, you can kill Ben Gong. I want to see if you are not afraid of Teacher Hongjun." ?”
"Hmph..." Li Ye let out a disdainful voice from his nose, his eyes were cold for a moment, and his figure flickered...
"Snapped--"
A crisp sound echoed in this beautiful fairyland. The Queen Mother covered her red and swollen face and screamed: "You, you dare to hit me..."
"Snapped--"
There was another crisp sound, which was extremely ear-piercing in this sacred land of Yaochi.Li Ye grabbed the Queen Mother's hair, and pinched the Queen Mother's chin with the other hand, and said coldly: "I only hit people in the face, how about it, I have hit the Tathagata in the face before, can't you? "
Xiniu Hezhou, Lingshan Daleiyin Temple.
Tathagata was preaching when suddenly he sneezed a lot. He frowned: "I actually sneezed again. I remember the last time was three years ago. Could it be... what doomsday do I have?"
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