god level spoof

() Pangu Tiandi, Xiniu Hezhou, Lingshan, Daleiyin Temple.

The Tathagata sits high on the head and recites Buddhist scriptures. He only talks about golden lotuses springing up from the ground, and the fragrance is everywhere. Illusions come and go, beautiful and harmonious.

He suddenly opened his eyes, stopped preaching, and said: "I have discovered four major continents, all beings are good and evil, and each side is different: the one who wins the Shenzhou in the east. Although people in Luzhou love their own children, they only live because of living and are clumsy in love. I don’t practice much; I in Hezhou, Xiniu, neither greed nor kill, nourish energy and potential spirit. Although it is true, everyone can live forever; People in Africa are greedy for sex, happy for misfortune, kill more and fight more. It is the so-called fierce field of tongue, right and wrong. I have the Tripitaka, and I can persuade people to do good."

All the bodhisattvas put their palms together for refuge and asked the Buddha, "Where does the Tathagata have the Tripitaka 7?"

Such as going back and forth: "I have the Dharma Yizang, talk about the sky; discuss the Yizang, talk about the earth; Sutra Yizang, save ghosts; the Tripitaka has a total of 35 volumes, and there are 140 volumes. It is the path of cultivation and the door of righteousness. I am about to send it to the Eastern Land, but the people there are stupid, slandering the truth, ignoring the essence of my practice, and neglecting the authenticity of Yoga. How can I get a man with magic power? Go to the Eastern Land to find a good believer. Teach him to experience thousands of hardships Mountains, passing through thousands of rivers, come to me to seek the scriptures, pass them on to the east forever, and persuade other living beings, but it is a blessing from the mountains, Shanqing, who is deep in the sea, who is willing to go there?"

Your Highness, Guanyin Bodhisattva took a step forward and said to Tathagata, "I would like to go to the east to find a sutra learner."

When the Tathagata saw him, he was overjoyed, and said, "I can't go to anyone else, but the Venerable Avalokitesvara, who has great supernatural powers, can go."

The Bodhisattva said, "I'm going to the East, what's your order?"

Tathagata said: "This way, you have to step on the road, and you are not allowed to walk in the middle of the sky. You have to be half cloud and half fog; you have to look at the mountains and rivers, remember the distance and distance, and remind the person who learns the scriptures. But I am afraid that good faith will be difficult to follow, I have five treasures with you."

That is to say, Anuo and Kasyapa were ordered to take out a collar of "Jinlan cassock" and a "nine-ringed tin staff", and said to the Bodhisattva, "This cassock and tin staff can be used by those who learn scriptures. If you are willing to come here with determination, Wear my cassock and avoid reincarnation; hold my tin coin and not be poisoned."

Tathagata took three more hoops and handed them to the Bodhisattva, saying: "This treasure is called 'tight hoop'. Although they are the same three, they are just used in different ways. I have three mantras of 'Golden Tight Forbidden'. If you are on the road When you meet a monster with great supernatural powers, you must persuade him to learn well and become an apprentice with the person who learns the scriptures. If he doesn't obey, you can put this hoop on his head, and the flesh will naturally take root. Recite according to the spell you use Just one thought, eyes swollen and headache, and forehead cracked, discipline him to come into my door."

At this moment, a young man appeared in the hall, it was Li Ye.

He looked at Avalokitesvara, his voice trembling: "You, you are Avalokitesvara, you are really still in this world."

Avalokitesvara smiled, but turned around and left without answering.

Li Ye stood in front of Guanyin and said, "What's wrong with you, why do you still want to be a Bodhisattva? Didn't you say that you only want to be an ordinary woman?"

"Benefactor, Avalokitesvara has something important to do, please forgive me for not being able to accompany me." Avalokitesvara bowed lightly to Li Ye, bypassing Li Ye, and left just like that.

"..." Li Ye stood where he was, with a dull expression on his face.

Haven't seen each other in 500 years, is it like a stranger?

He did not stop Avalokitesvara, but looked at Tathagata, and said, "Tell me, why Avalokitesvara became a Bodhisattva again?"

Tathagata's expression was stiff, revealing extreme anxiety.

He couldn't believe that the guy in front of him was still alive, it was impossible.

Li Ye's figure disappeared in place, and suddenly appeared in front of Tathagata, pinching Tathagata's neck with one hand, and said coldly, "Answer me!"

"..."

Tathagata wants to cry without tears, you have pinched my neck, how can I answer?

Li Ye roared up to the sky: "The truth! Tell me the truth, otherwise, you will die!"

The killing intent in his eyes was as real as it was, and he didn't seem to be joking at all.

"..." Tathagata was foaming at the mouth, big brother, don't pinch my neck, I can't make sonar.

Li Ye's aura intensified step by step, and the entire Daleiyin Temple was shaking, and the inscribed Buddhist patterns shone with golden light, but under Li Ye's terrifying aura, they disappeared and collapsed inch by inch.

"Boom—"

With a loud noise, the entire Daleiyin Temple was reduced to ruins, and all the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas were terrified and kept retreating. The guy in front of them was too terrifying.

The entire Lingshan Mountain is full of cracks, and the Buddhism is the highest pure land, and it can't bear Li Ye's aura at all.

The Tathagata, who was grabbed by the neck by Li Ye, had already been severely injured at this moment, and the light of the Buddha on the Lingtai became increasingly dim. His body seemed to be suppressed by the 33rd heaven, and golden Buddha blood overflowed from his pores and seven orifices.

Tathagata's face was pale gold, his expression was languid, and his consciousness was on the verge of collapse. Li Ye seemed to really want to kill him.

At this moment, all Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, etc. have fled completely.

Just kidding, Tathagata was strangled by others like a chicken, and he was about to be strangled to death, how dare they touch the bad head?

At the moment when Tathagata was approaching death and Taoism disappearing, two Taoist priests appeared, one Taoist had a sad face, the other Taoist was emaciated, but his complexion was extremely rosy.

Li Ye threw the Tathagata in his hands aside, looked at the two Taoists, and said with a sneer, "Amitabha, is there any Zhunti? You two finally came out. I was going to find you, but now it will save trouble. Tell me The truth, why did Avalokitesvara become a Bodhisattva again?"

Taoist Jieyin and Taoist Zhunti looked at each other, and said, "Friend Daoists have boundless supernatural powers, and they should be able to see through emptiness."

Li Ye was stunned for a moment, his gaze seemed to penetrate the void...

……

After a long time, Li Ye shook his head helplessly, and sighed softly: "It turns out that Guanyin was originally the chief Bodhisattva under the seat of Amitabha Buddha. Together with Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva, he was the attendant Bodhisattva next to Amitabha Buddha. They are also called the 'Three Saints of the West'."

He has already understood that Princess Miaoshan is just a certain life of Guanyin. Guanyin's true identity is one of the three saints in the West. Although his strength is not a saint, his status is second only to Amitabha, and even surpasses Tathagata.

In the hearts of ordinary people, Amitabha is synonymous with Buddha, and Guanyin is also at this level.As for Tathagata, it is a lower level—after all, Prince Sakyamuni is only the founder of Buddhism and a disciple of Buddha.

Avalokitesvara is one of the three sages of the West, an integral part of Buddhism, and a born worshiper of Buddha...

Li Ye's expression changed, and there was something inexplicable in his eyes.

He rubbed his head and looked at Taoist Jieyin and Taoist Zhunti: "500 years ago, you and Taoist Hongjun planned to lead me under the red gold bricks and suppress me!"

The face of the leading Taoist became more and more distressed: "Fellow Daoist surpasses the number of days, and we are invincible. Teacher Hongjun is just cooperating with the Dao of Heaven, and I hope that Fellow Daoist will be merciful."

Li Ye laughed: "The past is the past, I have no interest in digging up old accounts, you can rest assured."

His gaze pierced the void again: "Maybe your belief is Daxing Buddhism, but I still want to change something, even if I will sink because of it... Guanyin, you can't escape."

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(Hehe, the plot is starting to enter the spoof stage. Again: This book is not an upgrade stream. Power and combat are not the focus!

Hehe... the protagonist will play an important role in Journey to the West, everyone guess it~ please collect it by the way!Please click!Please recommend! )