god level spoof

In front of Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, in the eyes of his courtiers and the world, the holy Guanyin Bodhisattva was kissed by a young man. This is an unimaginable scene.

Li Ye closed it immediately, and did not kiss deeply, his smile revealed a touch of divine brilliance.

"Going to the west to learn scriptures, I will do it for you."

He said to Taizong and Xuanzang, put Xuanzang's cassock on his body, held Xuanzang's tin staff in his hand, and strode away.

Guanyin didn't wake up until now, she stared at her beautiful eyes and asked, "What... are you going to do?"

"I've said it all, let's go to learn the scriptures." Li Ye glanced at her, and walked away as if no one else was there.

"..." Guanyin's face was crimson red, he was panting, his chest was twitching, obviously extremely angry.

God, is there such a person in the world?

She unreasonably took away her first kiss, and also took away Xuanzang's cassock and tin staff without blushing, and volunteered to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures.

Guanyin bit her pink lip, feeling the urge to spurt blood.

How can I say it myself, I am also a person who learns from the scriptures. If you want to learn from the scriptures, don't you ask for my consent?

"No!" Avalokitesvara got annoyed for a while, and stood in front of Li Ye overwhelmed.

She hummed in her mouth: "I didn't ask you to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, please don't mix it up."

"Ah~ What about suffering? It doesn't matter whoever goes to learn the scriptures." Li Ye sighed softly, his eyes full of helplessness.

Guanyin Ruyu's face was seductive, and she said fiercely: "I just don't want you to go, but I also ask you to return the cassock and tin staff to Jin Chanzi's reincarnation."

"Uh, you forced me..." Li Ye shook his head again, hugged Guanyin again, bowed his head and kissed the soft lips.

This time, Li Ye didn't let Guanyin go easily, biting Guanyin's pink lips.

After being lost for a moment, Avalokitesvara was filled with embarrassment and anger. Buddha's light burst out all over her body, exuding menacing coercion. At the same time, she twisted her body, trying to break free from Li Ye's control.

But how could she do it?Li Ye's strength surpassed her by some margin, and he couldn't shake her at all.

Just when Guanyin was aggrieved and overwhelmed with shame, Li Ye finally let go.

"Wow, your lips are bleeding, is it okay?" Li Ye was surprised, with a worried expression and tone.

Guanyin was so ashamed and furious, but she didn't dare to say any more, fearing that she would be kissed by Li Ye again.

For a long time, as a synonym for Buddha, she is a well-known holy Bodhisattva, the embodiment of beauty and compassion.

Today, however, was an exception. She was kissed twice by a man, and her lips were bitten by the man. It was really unbelievable.

But no matter what, Guanyin accepted the reality and understood that the guy in front of him was a god-level scoundrel.

She didn't want to get entangled with Li Ye anymore, seeing Li Ye let go of herself, she immediately drove away on the lotus platform.Of course, Guanyin's complexion is not very good-looking, the arrogance in his heart is still there, and he is constantly grinding his teeth.

Li Ye didn't stop him, let Guanyin go, and then walked west.

He has supernatural powers, and he came to the foot of the Five Elements Mountain in one step.

This time, Li Ye has decided to play the role of Tang Seng, so he will naturally complete his merits.

Then in order, the first is to accept apprentices!

Li Ye stepped into the formation and saw the monkey for the second time.

It seemed to be waiting for him. Seeing him coming, it immediately called out: "I believe you are not the Tathagata. If you let me out, there will be rewards."

Obviously, the monkey didn't want to stay in the Five Elements Mountain any longer. He lived in the dark every day and gradually forgot all the good memories. This is really too cruel and a kind of torment.

After thinking about what happened yesterday, Houzi decided that Li Ye's identity was not Tathagata.

Monkeys are born stone monkeys, and their spiritual sense is extremely sharp.

Because he has been suppressed all the time, his heart is full of anger, so naturally he is not very polite to Li Ye when they meet for the first time.

When the monkey calmed down, he realized that he seemed to have made a mistake.

Now, after seeing Li Ye again, the monkey observed carefully and stopped hesitating, hoping that Li Ye could save him.

Li Ye's face was flat, and he said: "Little monkey, I have already said that you have not considered this issue when you become my disciple? Give me an answer first."

"Is it because I want to be your disciple, you will let me out?" Monkey asked after being silent for a while.

"Yes, there is no such thing as a free lunch." Li Ye nodded without concealing it.

The monkey's eyes kept rolling, and he said: "What ability do you have, you can be my master, and you have to convince me no matter what."

"Haha..." Li Ye laughed, feeling that the monkey was really interesting.

He stretched out a finger and looked at the monkey with a serene smile on his face.

The monkey was depressed: "You won't bet with me on palms and fingers like the Tathagata..."

"No!" Li Ye shook his head and said with a smile, "One of my fingers can pierce 33 heavens, and even a real saint will be killed by my finger like an ant."

The monkey was startled, and said, "You're bragging."

Li Ye was not angry, just smiled without saying a word.

"Hmm~ I don't believe it..." the monkey muttered, "If you can overwhelm Tathagata with one finger, I will agree to be your apprentice."

"Can you speak in front of you?"

"More real than real gold!"

"Okay!" Li Ye nodded in agreement, one of his fingers pierced through the void in an instant, as if traveling a hundred thousand miles, and at the same time turned into a giant pillar, directly crushing the void.

Under the terrifying coercion, the Five Elements Mountain was overturned directly, and the monkey suddenly escaped from its body.

It didn't run away, but looked at Li Ye's finger in shock. It looked like an immortal gun, ignoring time and space, exuding eternal divinity and power, piercing through layers of void.

In the end, this finger turned into an Optimus pillar, and it actually pressed directly towards a Buddhist temple.

This Buddhist temple is resplendent in gold and jade, magnificent and lofty.

The corners of Li Ye's mouth were slightly raised, and he muttered in his heart: "As expected of a holy place of Buddhism, I just destroyed it yesterday, and it has been restored today."

This Buddhist temple is naturally the Daleiyin Temple. Under Li Ye's fingers, this magnificent Buddhist holy land exudes a strong golden radiance.

But in the next moment, this finger destroyed countless top-level Buddhist formation patterns, and directly turned the entire Great Leiyin Temple into ruins, and the entire terrain directly sank for hundreds of miles.

This scene is simply appalling, the monkey is terrified, what kind of supernatural power is this?

The distance is so far away, and the entire Great Leiyin Temple was suppressed with a single finger.

Among the ruins, the Tathagata rushed out with blood oozing from his mouth and a disheveled face. His face was extremely ugly and even more distressed.Some bodhisattvas and arhats climbed up one after another, their faces ashen ashes.

Avalokitesvara was coming on the lotus platform. At this moment, she was surprised to see the Daleiyin Temple collapsed directly. She wondered, "Who could it be?"

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