god level spoof

After subduing the white dragon horse, Li Ye sat on the back of the white dragon horse wearing shackles and holding a tin stick, looking like a top-notch Tang monk.

The next journey, of course, is to rush to Gao Laozhuang.

On the way, the monkey finally came back, but to Li Ye's surprise, Guanyin also came.

Sitting on the lotus platform, she was holy and beautiful, but her jade face was timid, obviously not to encourage Li Ye to go to the west to learn scriptures, but to ask the teacher for his sins.

Li Ye took some time off and said with a smile, "Miao Shan, we have reached the point of kissing, should we move on to the next step?"

The monkey beside him straightened his eyes and gave Li Ye a secret thumbs up.

Guanyin tried his best to calm himself down, and said: "If you really want to go to the west to learn scriptures, then you shouldn't bully your apprentice. You see Wukong was beaten to death by you. Is there anyone like you as a master?"

"..." The corner of Li Ye's mouth twitched, he dared to think that the Guanyin was for the monkeys, and he was too defensive.

Could it be that she thought she was intentional and wanted to kill the monkey?

Li Ye's figure suddenly appeared on the lotus platform, grabbed Guanyin's little hand, and said, "I'm very touched, I didn't expect you to care about my apprentice so much, don't worry, I won't bully Wukong in the future."

"You, you..." Guanyin's face was crimson, his eyes flickered, and finally he pulled out his little hand fiercely, and said expressionlessly: "If you sincerely go to learn the scriptures, I will still come to help."

Then, she drove up the lotus platform and disappeared in an instant, but no matter how you looked at it, she seemed to be fleeing.

The monkey stepped forward and congratulated: "Master is really a god. I admire you for being able to handle a woman like Guanyin."

"Hehe, is that so?" Li Ye laughed, looking at the monkey with strange eyes.

For no reason, the monkey felt bad, and said: "Master, and Brother Chicken, I'll go pick some fruits first."

After saying that, the monkey was about to run away, but Li Ye grabbed him back and said with a grin, "In the days to come, I will teach you well. As my first disciple, it is too weak for you to be so weak." It's outrageous."

The monkey's legs felt weak, and he said, "Master, let me pick some fruits first..."

"Wow~" Li Ye waved his hand, and a pile of spiritual fruits were piled on the ground. These spiritual fruits have an attractive fruity fragrance and different colors, and they are all top-grade.

He took one and took a bite, and said, "These are top-quality spiritual fruits, you can eat a few too."

The monkey had no excuses, so he had to sit down obediently, took one and ate it. After eating one, it immediately felt a stream of cleansing from all its limbs and bones. It was a kind of baptism, which made him convulse continuously .

At the same time, he felt that his whole body was full of strength, and this feeling made him extremely excited.

Without further ado, the monkey ate a few and immediately felt as if his body was being burned, so he dared not eat any more.

The white dragon horse on the side was very honest. After Li Ye threw a fruit to it, it just lay there obediently after eating it.

Li Ye, on the other hand, was like a normal person. He ate one after another, hundreds of them in a blink of an eye. His expression kept changing, obviously enjoying the deliciousness of the fruit. The power contained in the fruit seemed to have no effect on him at all. .

The same goes for the chick. It didn't transform itself, it just kept pecking with its small mouth, but it was super fast. It pecked at one fruit in a second, and ate hundreds of them in a while, and then burped, saying: "To maintain a slender figure, just eat three full."

"Plop—" the monkey lost his balance and fell to the ground.

Pervert, monster!

The monkey commented on his master and the chick. The energy contained in these fruits can be described as appalling. I ate a few gourds when I ate the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir, but nothing happened. I didn’t expect to eat so many Fruit, I can't stand it.

Speaking of which, the origin of these fruits is really not small. Before Li Ye opened up the world, the last Chaos Demon God, that is, the big tree. What is the low innate spiritual root, it is probably only slightly inferior to Chaos Qinglian.

This big tree is born in chaos, and is the ancestor of all trees. There are tens of thousands of fruits on it, and each fruit has a different taste, which makes Li Ye very enjoyable to eat.

The monkey ate a few, and his whole body was on fire. After a while, the stamina of the fruit came out, and the monkey seemed to be steamed, and his whole body was red like it was about to bleed.

"Wow——" the monkey yelled in pain, his eyes were frantic.

Seeing this, Li Ye said, "Teacher, now, let me undo the power contained in the fruit for you."

"Thank you, master." The monkey was ecstatic.

But then, the monkey's nightmare came again.

Li Ye used the most direct method and punched the monkey. The monkey's sternum was immediately broken, and deep pits appeared. The monkey almost fainted from the pain, but it also felt a sense of refreshment. .

Punch after punch, Li Ye hit harder and harder, and the monkey was beaten all over in a short while.

The medicinal power of the fruit was dissipated, the monkey's strength increased a lot, and its physical strength was also extremely astonishing, but in front of Li Ye's fist, it was no different from paper.

"Master, that's enough, it's ready." The monkey yelled hastily, howling unceasingly.

Li Ye seemed to be addicted to beating, turned a deaf ear, still punched into the flesh, the monkey kept spurting blood, and once again had the desire to escape, a terrible guess arose in his mind: "Could it be that my master is a sadist?"

The terrified monkey dodged again and again, but it was still difficult to dodge. Li Ye's speed was terrifying. In just a few minutes, the monkey entered the baptism of hell for the second time, and was beaten into a bunch of monkeys. Shaped meat paste.

Finally, the monkey set up a somersault cloud again, and traveled hundreds of thousands of miles after a few somersaults.

Li Ye let the monkey go again and did not chase after it.

After about a few minutes, the monkey did not come, but a woman who came was Guanyin.

Very happy, Guanyin came here for the monkey, and she saw that the monkey was almost no longer a monkey, so she hurriedly came to see Li Ye again, with a helpless face: "Didn't you say that you will not beat Wukong, how can you beat it up?" Be like this."

Li Ye stepped forward, took a fruit, brought it to Guanyin's lips, and said, "Miaoshan, you have come here from thousands of miles, first eat a fruit to moisten your throat."

"..." Guanyin couldn't help it, and she didn't want to compete with Li Ye, so she took a bite.

"Hey, how does it taste?" Li Ye asked.

"It's okay." Avalokitesvara replied.

Li Ye naturally embraced Guanyin's slender waist, and his eyes were far away: "Guanyin, this child Wukong should be educated well, we can't spoil him, are you right?"

At this moment, the two resembled a couple very much, and Li Ye played the image of a strict father.

"You..." Guanyin's body trembled slightly, her beautiful eyes showed extreme shyness and surprise: "...know Wukong's life experience?"

"Huh?" Li Ye was stunned for a moment, he was just joking, could it be...

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