Pirates of the Dream

"What are you bastards arguing about!?"

The loud noise in the night almost scared a group of little bastards outside out. It turned out that this group of teenagers' noise did not cause any pressure on Wang Wu, but the people sleeping inside were woken up. ┌ ． Feissuzw. ┐

Uncle Jack's prestige was extraordinary in Titanic Village, and the teenagers scattered like birds and beasts when they heard the roar, leaving Wang Wu at a loss.

Uncle Jack walked out with his upper body naked, his eyes bloodshot—anyone who was woken up in the middle of the night would inevitably get angry.As a result, the uncle came out and saw Wang Wu, and couldn't help being stunned.

"What are you doing here?"

Wang Wu said: "So far, the task process has progressed to the stage of teaching a new stranger, and we are trying to decipher the identity of this person."

The uncle just woke up and his head was confused: "What are you talking about?"

So Wang Wuyuan recounted what he had seen and heard, and Jack gasped suddenly: "How stupid are you!? This is clearly talking about you!"

Wang Wu was also taken aback: "This has something to do with me. I'm not a nobleman and I didn't want to murder Tiffany. Neither of the two conditions are met...Uncle, you should go back and sleep, you're sleepy." Thinking is incomprehensible.”

"Fuck, is it your turn to teach me a lesson?"

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In the night, the two stood outside the house and talked for a long time. Jack felt that he was going to be physically and mentally exhausted, and he convinced Wang Wu that he was the bad nobleman who tried to murder Tiffany.

For this conclusion, Wang Wu was really surprised: "Unexpectedly, I was born in a noble family."

"I can't think of your mother... Hurry up and go back to sleep!"

While pressing Wang Wu's head, Uncle Jack sneered in his heart: These little bastards in estrus really lack education, and I will teach them tomorrow.

Wait until the next morning.Uncle Jack forgot about the night because he woke up once in the middle of the night.It was too late to get up from bed the next day, he was thrown from the bed directly by Aunt Lu Si, and the shit went all the way, where did he remember Wang Wu?

As for Wang Wu himself, he still opened his arms and walked out of the room, taking a deep breath.

"The number is close to zero today, the air quality is good, please breathe hard?"

After finishing speaking, there was another girl's jāo laugh in my ear.Wang Wu suddenly had the illusion of time travel.

"Tiffany?"

The long brown braid flicked and flicked as the girl walked, and the girl smiled brightly: "Good morning."

"Good morning... wait, what are you doing so close?"

The girl opened her eyes wide: "What's wrong, can't you?"

Wang Wu sighed: "It's very dangerous. I'm a son of a nobleman who intends to harm you. You should stay away from me."

"Tch, you also know? Harry's idiots know how to speak ill of people behind their backs. Can't I see the good guys and the bad guys?"

"Huh. Can you see that?"

In Wang Wu's memory, the ability to know people is considered a fairly high-level skill. Could it be that Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is the real thing in Titanic, a novice village?

Listening to Wang Wu's question, Tiffany still smiled sweetly: "What a fool."

"You are the fool, your whole family are fools!"

"!!??"

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at this time.Ten kilometers away from Titanic Village, Xiao Zhen and three apostate priests were surrounding a basin of water.A three-dimensional phantom in the water projected the scene of the village.The four of them gritted their teeth.

"The master is really too coquettish. When the two countries are at war, they actually leave the war behind and have a good time by themselves."

"Hey, I read that there are often such amnesiac and romantic encounters in alliance storybooks. I thought it was extremely vulgar, but it turned out... that art comes from life and is higher than life. The master is worthy of being the hero of the alliance. The coquettishness is impressive beyond reach."

"The old three's words are wrong. The master goes deep into the enemy's rear and seizes the beauties of the empire. Not only will the morale of the empire plummet due to the green head, but it may also cause the degradation of the empire's race. It can be called a bottom-line plan."

Xiaozhen commented: "Smack your uncle!"

Let Wang Wu enter this remote mountain village to help him restore his memory, not to let him come here to expand the harem!Now that it is like this, what year and month will it be possible to wake up the memory and find Liuli?

As for the war between the two countries, Xiaozhen doesn't care at all, it doesn't matter who dies or lives.And some time ago, the five kings of beasts beat the empire too badly. Now the alliance has gradually begun to turn around. General Patton and General Yinshuang successfully joined forces in the southern province. The two joined forces and defeated the imperial army for hundreds of miles. It has been transferred to the Eastern Province, and in two days, Mozhou City will return to the Alliance's control—even though there is only a piece of wasteland left.

Under such circumstances, Wang Wu's role is no longer indispensable, but just icing on the cake, so although Xiaozhen knows that many people in the alliance are looking for Wang Wu, she is completely pretending to be stupid.

Because she knows very well that the current Wang Wu is far more beneficial to the alliance than the previous Wang Wu.Stronger power, and more mentally handicapped emotional intelligence, the key is that they don't know how to guard against others at all, and they are very easy to use!

If she were an alliance, she would also make full use of such treasures. As for restoring her memory?Then hahaha 7e

Xiaozhen has a high degree of distrust of the alliance, but now it seems that with her alone and three idiot followers, it is really difficult to get things done.

And at this moment, the youngest priest beside him suddenly clapped his hands and laughed, "Here comes the episode that the masses love to hear!"

Xiaozhen turned his head and took a breath: "What a vulgar development is this!?"

It turned out that Wang Wu and Tiffany were talking, and the group of estrous teenagers gradually surrounded them last night, forming a double-teaming trend.

At this time, the third child asked, "Do you want to do something?"

Although they are instant masters, they are still masters after all. As long as these high priests are willing, they can use dream building to influence the thinking of people several kilometers away at any time.

As a result, Xiaozhen gritted his teeth: "Don't worry about it! Let's be vulgar. If you don't give him a cock, he really thinks he is on vacation!"

But when it comes to stimulating chickens, it's a bit embarrassing to rely on a group of ignorant teenagers in estrus to stimulate chickens to such a great power as Wang Wu.What's more, Wang Wu has a teammate by his side.

"What do you want to do? Get the hell out of here!"

Tiffany shouted loudly, which frightened all the teenagers from approaching.

It's not because this girl looks like a fairy and has the grades of Princess Xiangxiang, but... her father is the captain of the security, the number one expert in the village, and the magical skills passed down from her family make her invincible all over the village.

It wasn't once or twice that Harry was beaten by Tiffany and crawled all over the ground, thinking that if we can't fight by force, let's just fight.

"Tiffany, don't be fooled by him! This kind of noble boy has no good things!" Harry sternly sternly.

Tiffany raised her eyebrows and was about to refute, but Wang Wu next to her nodded in agreement: "Indeed, the children of nobles are the most hateful."

Tiffany couldn't catch her breath and almost fainted: "Where do you belong?"

"Bo big that bo?"

"...Bo big?"

Being interrupted by Wang Wu in such a way, the tense momentum was weakened. The two sides stared at each other for a long time, and Harry was the first to give in: "Tiffany, I am also for your own good..."

"roll."

"..."

The incident ended, and Wang Wu from the beginning to the end, except for firing friendly fire to accidentally injure Tiffany, defeated Harry and other teenagers in heat without any effort.

Wang Wu himself doesn't care about such a result, but Xiao Zhen, who is dozens of miles away, is not happy.

"Damn it, what the hell is going on in this Novice Village!? Apart from the brainless estrous boys and the brainless village girls, can there be something valuable!? I want to stimulate chickens, I want to stimulate chickens!"

It can make Tangtang's key to truth go crazy, even if this group of teenagers are immediately struck by lightning, they will be killed, but no matter how Xiaozhen jumps, the fact is already done, she can only grit her teeth, and the three The cobblers discuss a new round of stimulus plans.

The result was not as expected by Xiaozhen. As a tool spirit, she is actually ignorant of world affairs. The three idiots around her are even first-class waste. When the four cobblers add up, what they break through is not the upper limit but the lower limit. Days passed.Xiaozhen only saw that Tiffany became more and more interested in Wang Wu, lingering around him all day long asking questions, and Wang Wu seemed to think that this was a good opportunity to learn more about society, and she didn't reject it at all!

On the fourth day, the village girl Tiffany took the initiative to hook Wang Wu's hand, and the two of them walked in the village hand in hand, which saddened many estrous teenagers.Seeing Tiffany's beautiful smile and youthful beauty, Harry and the others were even more fascinated and passionate.

As a result, in the early morning of the fifth day, it seemed that the whole village was filled with a strange fragrance of chestnut flowers.It was an age of youth.

Xiaozhen has long since despaired of her ability to organize, and only has the strength left to cry from dozens of miles away: "Contemporary Chen Shimei! Who has heard the old people cry! At home, Kaili looks through the autumn water, Yinshuang lives and dies for your country, sister Liuli lives and dies." Unknown! You actually colluded with the village girls of the empire to do meager things! Shameless, shameless!"

The three wastes around him had long been disheartened. Hearing the boss growl, one of them who looked like a dog-headed military adviser was bored and said, "Why don't His Highness Xiaozhen personally take action and lure Wang Wu back to show revenge?"

As soon as this remark came out, Xiaozhen was furious: "Such a good idea, why did you say it now!?"

To be honest, it's not that Xiaozhen is in heat, it's because she can't wait to revive Liuli.Although the body she has built now is a little tighter, she still has confidence in herself considering that Wang Wulian does not dislike someone like Yinshuang.

If I knew this earlier, why would I let him go to Titanic Village to be seduced by a village girl? Wouldn't it be easy for me to go out in person?

As a result, just when Xiaozhen was about to sacrifice her life for her good sister Liuli, the long-awaited stimulus finally arrived...

A group of soldiers swaggered into the village, bringing a chill to the peaceful Titanic Village. ! .

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