Pirates of the Dream

The soldiers are of course the soldiers of the empire. Although the alliance is going well, it has not yet fully recovered its territory. It is not known how long it will take to counterattack the empire. 【26nbsp;】

When the villagers of Titanic Village saw the soldiers of their own country, their expressions fluttered one after another, showing how the soldiers and civilians are like fish and water.

"What are you bastards doing here!?"

"I just paid my taxes last month, and you are here again!?"

As a result, a dwarf-like figure stepped out from among a group of tall soldiers. It was the legendary tax officer, and he sneered as soon as he saw it: "I had dinner yesterday, do you want to eat today? Last month's tax It was done last month, of course it has to be paid this month!"

The villagers at the entrance of the village yelled: "Fart! Last month's payment was for the whole year!"

The dwarf nodded: "Yes, so this time I will pay for next year. You eat today and don't eat tomorrow?"

"Damn, there is still prepayment here? This year's grain hasn't been harvested yet, what do we have to pay for next year?"

The dwarf's eyes turned cold: "So, you don't want to pay? Interestingly, every law-abiding citizen in the empire has to pay taxes. If you don't pay, does this mean that you will rebel next year?"

The villagers in this remote mountain village had never seen such sophistry before, and they were immediately blushed.

The dwarf didn't talk too much nonsense, and took out a small notebook from his pocket: "Then this time, the share you have to pay is xx catties of food, xx catties of meat, and xx gold coins."

As soon as the amount was exported, there was a gasp in the surrounding area.

"Why... so much more than last month?"

"The battle on the front line is tight, so there should be more support from the rear."

"Fuck, after handing over this batch of food, aren't we going to starve to death?"

The dwarf was really eloquent: "It's better to starve to death than to lose the front line and become a subjugated slave, right? At least it's a well-deserved death 7e"

The villagers still wanted to talk nonsense with him, but at this time the village chief had already appeared.

As the village head, he naturally has different views. The old village head showed the iron bones of the Titanic Village as soon as he came out, and his facial muscles moved.A smile appeared on the old face.

"Here, Lord Jimmys. Your lord has a lot, but don't be fooled by those ignorant people with general knowledge 7e"

When the dwarf saw the old village chief, his expression softened slightly: "It's not that I want to embarrass you, but the tasks assigned by the above. I have to complete the tasks, right? The amount of payment this time is indeed a bit more, but your Titanic Village has always been rich. , it’s not impossible to hand it over, right?”

"This, of course I can hand it over..."

As a result, before the old village chief finished speaking, he heard a loud middle-aged woman's voice behind him: "Fuck you! It's only been three months. How much food did you collect here? We only have our own rations left, and we will pay more." One bite, and the people in the village will be hungry!"

The dwarf Jimmys glanced at the middle-aged woman: "With your size, it's good to go hungry twice."

"Fuck you!"

The village gate suddenly became noisy again, and after a while.The soldiers following the dwarf simply drew out their swords, a cold light flashed, and the village fell silent.

"What. Do you want to use force?"

At this moment.The key person who dominated the scene finally appeared, a burly and strong middle-aged macho, walking slowly into the arena, with a longbow on his back.A spear, and two hatchets pinned to his waist.Literally a mobile arsenal.

As expected of a hunk, the hunk didn't show any fear in the face of a dozen or so heavily armed imperial soldiers.

"If you want to use force, I will accompany you."

Seeing this man, the dwarf Jimmys couldn't help but cursed: "Unlucky!"

Because of this guy, the tax work in Titanic Village is always a stain, and paying a year a month sounds like a lot?Multiple eggs!This village usually only pays the amount of other villages for a month in a year!

Want to charge more?It's ok, just find a man to overthrow the captain of the village's security. Unfortunately, over the years, several tax officials have not been able to bear this.

Fortunately, this time Jimmys transferred some real masters from the army. Seeing the opponent appear, the dwarf showed his face and signaled everyone to do it.

Damn it, let me teach you to be crazy!

Crack, bang!

After a burst of fists and kicks, there were a few shrimp-like soldiers on the ground.

The macho wiped the corner of his mouth and spat: "Weak chicken."

Jimmy's eyes almost popped out: Is this your mother the legendary retired special soldier who killed people without blinking an eye?Doesn't it mean that all special forces are omnipotent?In the end, even a villager can't handle it?What the hell is this village?

However at this time...

"father!"

A girl with long brown braids suddenly ran out from the crowd, leading a bewildered young man behind her.

"Tiffany, back away."

The middle-aged hunk was taken aback, and he stretched out his hand to stop his daughter from approaching, but when he turned his head, he saw Jimmys eyes glowing.

The heart of the middle-aged man twitched, and he thought he was fucked this time. When he went to Blue Seal City some time ago, he heard someone say in a tavern that the newly appointed tax officer, Jimmys, was a lustful sensuality maniac. If it's just for the tax issue, Jimmys probably won't take it too seriously, but once he is tempted, he really can use any means.The power behind him is not weak, and a mere Titanic village can't resist it.

Now that Tiffany is exposed in front of Jimmys, the consequences are really unimaginable...

what to do?According to Jimmys' word of mouth, in terms of color, he really has the spirit of a mad dog, and he will never let go of his mouth if he bites it. Now that Tiffany is in his fancy, it is impossible to die well.In that case, why not...

Hey, anyway, I'm dead, and it's a pity that I might hurt the folks, but I really have no choice!

The middle-aged man's complexion changed a lot, and he was about to make a move when he glanced out of the corner of his eye and saw that Jimmys was really intoxicated, but the focus of his eyes passed Tiffany and locked on... that newcomer Wang Wu! ?

The middle-aged man suddenly felt dark in front of his eyes.

Then Jimmys groaned and murmured: "What a handsome boy..."

"Fuck!?"

The middle-aged man's face became more ruthless, this time it was disgusting!

At the same time, tens of miles away, a master and three servants were rolling on the ground laughing!

"Oh my god, Wang Wu is so tyrannical, he can take all men and women, regardless of race! I just won a beautiful girl from the human race, and immediately locked in a dwarf ugly middle-aged man! There is no limit to love!"

"What a handsome and beautiful boy, 7e, oh my god, the unfolding of God, this is the unfolding of God that the masses love to see!"

Xiao Zhen also laughed so hard, although the story of God's unfolding is a bit disgusting, but I like it!

Moreover, after this incident, Xiaozhen is even more confident in the recovery of his master's memory.

Suffering such a strong stimulus, Xiao Zhen couldn't believe that he could remain indifferent!But any normal man would not pretend that nothing happened!

Then, some things really cannot be speculated according to common sense.

Under everyone's surprised eyes, Wang Wu smiled slightly: "You're welcome, you are also handsome."

One word, as if time stopped, everyone felt lightning and thunder!

You are so handsome...

Only the dwarf Jimmys suddenly showed the shy feelings of a young girl in Huaichun: "Oh, I'm so honored, my family can't afford it."

Slave, slave, slave, your uncle, your whole family is a slave!

The people present, even Aunt Lusi, Uncle Jack and other people with strong nerves, felt their stomachs turned upside down. As for the village girl like Tiffany, she even took dozens of steps back, her face pale.Only Wang Wu continued to tease Jimmys as if he was okay.

"To be honest, your nose is very special. From another aesthetic point of view, it is very kind and natural."

"Yes, is that so? I always thought flat noses were a nuisance."

"That's prejudice."

"What about the blackheads on your nose?"

"It symbolizes that the sesame seeds are blooming steadily, and it is a sign of joy."

"Then my face is so fleshy?"

"It symbolizes the windfall."

"..."

Now Wang Wu is perfectly executing his original instinct, which is mirror reflection.

The dwarf praised him as soon as he met, Wang Wu reciprocated the love, and also returned the color, who wanted to talk, the dwarf was very happy, and the surrounding villagers all looked like they had seen a ghost, and walked further and further away .

Even the soldiers on the ground who were beaten up by the macho man and looked for tonsils all over the ground dragged their wounded bodies to a distance.

Is something wrong?

Wang Wu looked around, didn't find anything unusual?

You are the biggest anomaly!

Not far away, Uncle Jack was discussing with Lu Si: Is it a mistake to take in such a pervert?

No matter what others say, Jimmys himself is sincere and transparent, and sighed with satisfaction at this moment: "This trip is really worthwhile. Although the tax is confiscated, it is worth it to meet a beautiful boy like you ...are you interested in coming to Lanyin City with me?"

"Not interested in."

In Wang Wu's view, Xinshou Village has not been finished yet, so it is of course meaningless to rush into a big city.

Jimmys looked clear: "I can understand, Tiffany is indeed a good girl, but I will never admit defeat!"

As he said that, those sharp eyes gave Tiffany a hard look, which made the girl feel cold all over.

After that, Jimmys led the team to leave, and the tax issue was completely forgotten. The villagers in Titanic Village naturally cheered, but Xiao Zhen, who was dozens of miles away, had already dropped his jaw in shock.

"What the hell kind of god is this unfolding!? What I want is to stab Wang Wu, not to be stabbed by Wang Wu!"

The original plan was to let this greedy tax official lead a group of hooligans to run amok in the village to bully men and women, and it would be better to have a plot that snatches Tiffany, the daughter of the people.In order to stimulate Ji Wang Wu to restore his memory.But I don't think that Wang Wu will lose his memory, he is Wang Wu after all, Wang Wu who cannot be conceived with common sense.

Facing the rampant bullies, he easily and neatly eliminated his opponents with just one trick.

"It really doesn't work like this, we have to think of other ways."

However, just as Xiaozhen was racking his brains, a new round of stimulation kicked off again. ! .

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