Monks
Chapter 1661
After saying this, he stopped looking at the big man, and turned his attention back to the two little unicorns. After looking at them for a while, he said to the big unicorn: "Tell me about you, you are going to give birth soon, and you still have to bring a baby." Watching them fight and causing bruises in the womb, trying to cure them is really troublesome, by the way, who knows where Tongtian is?"
This guy thinks what he says, he is a master after all, he doesn't care about everything.
No one knows where Tongtian is, so no one speaks.The golden unicorn curled its lips and said, "Forget it, I'm leaving." After speaking, he walked slowly towards the south swaggeringly.
He left quickly, making Zhang Fear and the big man stunned again, thinking, what's going on with this guy?What is Baba's running over?Just look at the two little unicorns?
In order to prove that Zhang was right, the golden unicorn swaggering away suddenly said: "Be kind to them both, I don't want to come back to you because of this matter." .
I'm so depressed, are all masters so virtuous?Looking at the two little Qilin beasts, Zhang Ai said softly, "From now on, you two don't have to be afraid anymore. There is a powerful guy as your bodyguard, and no one dares to mess with you."
The big man said disdainfully: "Tongtian said he owed you a favor, and the Dragon King said he would keep you safe for a hundred years. What happened? Are they still injured in the same way? Let alone the two little guys."
Afraid to ignore him, Zhang asked the old lunatic, "When did he come?" The old lunatic said, "Qingyin saw him first, and then came to call me. I didn't notice his breath at all." One sentence explained The golden unicorn is stronger than the old lunatic and the big man.
Zhang Ai sighed: "There are so many masters." The big man said angrily: "Yes, you have met them all, it's all nonsense!"
"Why did he go down the mountain?" the old lunatic asked the big man.The big man replied: "How do I know?" The old lunatic asked again: "You were injured by him?" The big man said yes.After thinking for a while, he said seriously, "He's much better than me."
"Nonsense! He is not as good as you. How did he climb over the 33rd sky?" The old lunatic said, then looked at the direction where the golden unicorn was leaving, looked at it for a while, then turned and walked back to the tent.
The big man muttered from behind: "Going back to get your broken iron again, isn't it boring?"
Hearing this sentence, Zhang feared thinking about it, and the old lunatic warmed his heart.Don't you want to challenge the golden unicorns?
Seeing that the golden unicorn left without bothering the big man, Zhang Ai asked: "Are you still going?" The big man nodded and said: "Go, I really want to practice seriously once, and I can't give up halfway." Zhang Ai said with a smile Okay, say hello to Qingyin.Let's go on.Then he dragged the big man to the lower starry sky.
With a flash of their figures, the two came to the Buddhaland, and their bodies became the size of ordinary people.
As soon as he entered this Buddhist environment full of peaceful atmosphere, the big man clicked his lips and said: "It's not bad, it has a different feeling, it feels calm and comfortable." After saying this, he looked around.Asked: "Where does Tongtian meditate?"
Afraid Zhang didn't speak, he flashed again with the big man, and the two of them fell to the ground and appeared in front of the cave where Tongtian sat in meditation.Looking at the low hole, the big man asked, "Inside?"
Zhang Ai nodded, and entered first, followed by the big man, before taking a few steps inside.That is to say: "What kind of broken place?"
The situation in the cave was the same as before, with broken stones everywhere.No one cleaned up, only a so-called road stretched into the hole.Take a few steps forward.Instead, he saw a great monk sitting in the cave where he had reached the sky, motionless, facing the wall and meditating.
Seeing someone in the cave, Zhang might feel a little surprised, because this is the lower realm, and this cave is an uninhabited cave, so he didn't scan it with his spiritual sense, because he didn't want a great monk to come here.
Seeing someone in front, the big man was about to ask a question, but Zhang Ai pressed his mouth, shook his head at him, and the two of them went back the same way.
After leaving the cave and walking a little further away, the big man said dissatisfiedly, "Why are you covering my mouth?" Zhang feared, "Tongtian has been sitting for tens of thousands of years, and even ordinary places will become Buddhist holy places. That great monk came here. Practicing here is tantamount to inheriting the mantle of Tongtian, let him sit down, we don't need to bother."
"He sat down? What should I do? Besides, I don't believe he didn't notice us." The big man was still a little dissatisfied.
Zhang Ai said: "So what if he finds us? What he wants is self-cultivation, and he won't get up when he sees us, so why bother others." Why are you here? You have to go and see how Tongtian enlightened Buddha."
Zhang Fear said: "There is really nothing to see, it's just a pile of broken stones, let's go, go drink first, let's talk after drinking."
"Drinking in a Buddhist environment? Didn't you say that the monks abstained from drinking? It's interesting. You can do this. Where can you drink?" As soon as he heard that he was going to cause damage, he was drinking again, and the big man immediately became interested.
Zhang Fear said: "I'll introduce you to two friends, let's have a drink together."
"You and the great monk can also make friends? Sure enough, there is something wrong. What's more, you can bring the great monk to drink and break the precepts. It's interesting and interesting. Take me there." The big man smiled.
This guy has this kind of virtue, Zhang is afraid that he won't say much, so he takes him to meet Zhang Tianfang and Houzi.
When I came last time, the two brothers were fighting like crazy, I don't know what they are doing now.Thinking this way in his mind, his figure appeared in front of the gazebo, stopped and glanced to the left, and found that the two guys were fishing.
Zhang was afraid of being shocked when he saw this, and he was joking, this is a Buddhist realm, killing is forbidden, and these two brothers are actually fishing in a big way?He hurried over and reprimanded in a low voice: "You're fooling around, get up quickly."
Zhang Tianfang and the monkey didn't listen to him at all, and sat on one side like a mountain, motionless.
I'm afraid Zhang is a little anxious. Drinking in the Buddhist realm can be explained, but how can killing be explained?He probed and caught the two fishing rods in his hand. Just as he was about to speak, he suddenly found that the front end of the fishing rod was empty, and only a so-called thin line sank in the water. There was no hook in front, let alone bait. Cannot fish.
Seeing this situation, he threw the broken wooden pole in his hand to the ground and asked, "What are you two doing?"
Zhang Tianfang looked at him, then at the so-called fishing rod on the ground, and finally looked at the big man, and asked in a low voice, "Who is he?" Zhang Fear said, "I'll talk about this later, but first, what are you two doing?"
Zhang Tianfang said: "We are making a bet."
As soon as I heard these words, well, these two brothers are going to break the monks' precepts, first the alcohol abstinence, and now they start gambling, plus the pretend fishing, they are completely unwilling.Immediately he asked helplessly, "What are you betting on?"
Zhang Tianfang said: "Let's make a bet to see whose line is bitten by the fish first."
Zhang was so impressed, he pointed to Zhang Tianfang's big head and said, "What's in it? What are you thinking about all day long? Use a broken thread to cheat fish, and the monk will beat you to pieces." ?”
Zhang Tianfang said indifferently, "I'm afraid they won't beat you up."
These two brothers are so boring that they say nothing is useless.Afraid that he would be too lazy to waste his time talking, Zhang took out a lot of items from the lower world from the storage bracelet, such as bricks and tiles, wooden knives and axes, and even many toys, threw them all over, and quickly piled up into a hill.Pointing to the hill, he said, "If you make trouble, it depends on how far you can make trouble."
I bought these things by the way when I went back to Tianlei Mountain last time. I just wanted to buy food. I thought about it temporarily to prevent Zhang Tian from being too boring in the Buddhist environment, so I got these things to pass the time for him.
Seeing so many things, Zhang Tianfang didn't appreciate it, looked left and right, and muttered casually: "Where did you get so much junk?"
"It's a broken head, you bought it with silver, and there is food in it, if you want to eat, you can find it yourself." Zhang Fear lamented that meeting people was unkind, why did everyone have this kind of virtue?
The big man looked at it interestingly, and asked Zhang Fear, "Who are they?" Zhang Fear sighed, and got the three of them together, pointing at one to say their names, pointing to that to tell their origins, and introduced each other. Spirit wine, let's all drink together in the Buddhist realm.
The process of drinking is the process of talking nonsense.The monkey drank the wine, pointed at the big man and asked, "How can this guy talk?" Zhang fearfully said, "Crows dislike pigs, how can you talk?" The monkey argued, "It's different, I'm human." The big man interjected, "I'm human too!" Then he yelled at Zhang Ai, "Who do you call a pig?"
There was no way to talk to these guys, so Zhang Afraid started to concentrate on drinking and ignored these lunatics.But at this moment, the Diode Buddha appeared.
The figure slowly piled up like light and shadow, and after a while, the dharma body appeared, he prayed to Zhang Ai, and then said softly: "This is the Buddha's realm, but you have no heart for Buddha, I want to ask the benefactor for one thing."
Afraid of returning the gift, Zhang asked, "Master, please tell me."
The Burning Buddha pointed to the monkey and said: "He is my disciple, but he is really stubborn. He has not changed for many years. I think he has nothing to do with my Buddha. Looking at him now, his violence is greatly reduced, so I want to ask the benefactor to take him out. Buddha realm, return to vulgarity, it’s time to work.”
After saying this, Zhang Fear, Zhang Tianfang, and Hou Zi had three expressions.The monkey was ecstatic, and said loudly: "I know that Master is the best. After I leave, I will definitely practice and worship Buddha seriously." What a monkey, with a pig's brain, didn't think too much about it. It's even more useless after leaving, who would believe this?Fortunately, he dared to shout out.
Zhang Tianfang yelled: "What about me? Let him go, what should I do?"
There was only Zhang Wei left, who was a little stunned. After thinking for a while, he softly asked Burning Buddha: "Actually, this guy hasn't changed at all, and he can still make trouble as before. You pushed him out because of me. Let me watch him and take responsibility for you, but the problem is, I can't watch him."
He was talking about a monkey. If the great monks want to let him go, they can do so at any time. There is no need to wait for Zhang Ao to come.The Buddhas did this because they wanted Zhang to protect and control the monkey. If something happened in the future, Zhang would be responsible, and the Buddhas would ignore it, and the Buddhaland would be quiet.To put it bluntly, the monkey and Zhang Tianfang were too noisy. In order to restore the peace and tranquility before the Buddha's realm, the Buddhas had no choice but to make this plan. (to be continued..)
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This guy thinks what he says, he is a master after all, he doesn't care about everything.
No one knows where Tongtian is, so no one speaks.The golden unicorn curled its lips and said, "Forget it, I'm leaving." After speaking, he walked slowly towards the south swaggeringly.
He left quickly, making Zhang Fear and the big man stunned again, thinking, what's going on with this guy?What is Baba's running over?Just look at the two little unicorns?
In order to prove that Zhang was right, the golden unicorn swaggering away suddenly said: "Be kind to them both, I don't want to come back to you because of this matter." .
I'm so depressed, are all masters so virtuous?Looking at the two little Qilin beasts, Zhang Ai said softly, "From now on, you two don't have to be afraid anymore. There is a powerful guy as your bodyguard, and no one dares to mess with you."
The big man said disdainfully: "Tongtian said he owed you a favor, and the Dragon King said he would keep you safe for a hundred years. What happened? Are they still injured in the same way? Let alone the two little guys."
Afraid to ignore him, Zhang asked the old lunatic, "When did he come?" The old lunatic said, "Qingyin saw him first, and then came to call me. I didn't notice his breath at all." One sentence explained The golden unicorn is stronger than the old lunatic and the big man.
Zhang Ai sighed: "There are so many masters." The big man said angrily: "Yes, you have met them all, it's all nonsense!"
"Why did he go down the mountain?" the old lunatic asked the big man.The big man replied: "How do I know?" The old lunatic asked again: "You were injured by him?" The big man said yes.After thinking for a while, he said seriously, "He's much better than me."
"Nonsense! He is not as good as you. How did he climb over the 33rd sky?" The old lunatic said, then looked at the direction where the golden unicorn was leaving, looked at it for a while, then turned and walked back to the tent.
The big man muttered from behind: "Going back to get your broken iron again, isn't it boring?"
Hearing this sentence, Zhang feared thinking about it, and the old lunatic warmed his heart.Don't you want to challenge the golden unicorns?
Seeing that the golden unicorn left without bothering the big man, Zhang Ai asked: "Are you still going?" The big man nodded and said: "Go, I really want to practice seriously once, and I can't give up halfway." Zhang Ai said with a smile Okay, say hello to Qingyin.Let's go on.Then he dragged the big man to the lower starry sky.
With a flash of their figures, the two came to the Buddhaland, and their bodies became the size of ordinary people.
As soon as he entered this Buddhist environment full of peaceful atmosphere, the big man clicked his lips and said: "It's not bad, it has a different feeling, it feels calm and comfortable." After saying this, he looked around.Asked: "Where does Tongtian meditate?"
Afraid Zhang didn't speak, he flashed again with the big man, and the two of them fell to the ground and appeared in front of the cave where Tongtian sat in meditation.Looking at the low hole, the big man asked, "Inside?"
Zhang Ai nodded, and entered first, followed by the big man, before taking a few steps inside.That is to say: "What kind of broken place?"
The situation in the cave was the same as before, with broken stones everywhere.No one cleaned up, only a so-called road stretched into the hole.Take a few steps forward.Instead, he saw a great monk sitting in the cave where he had reached the sky, motionless, facing the wall and meditating.
Seeing someone in the cave, Zhang might feel a little surprised, because this is the lower realm, and this cave is an uninhabited cave, so he didn't scan it with his spiritual sense, because he didn't want a great monk to come here.
Seeing someone in front, the big man was about to ask a question, but Zhang Ai pressed his mouth, shook his head at him, and the two of them went back the same way.
After leaving the cave and walking a little further away, the big man said dissatisfiedly, "Why are you covering my mouth?" Zhang feared, "Tongtian has been sitting for tens of thousands of years, and even ordinary places will become Buddhist holy places. That great monk came here. Practicing here is tantamount to inheriting the mantle of Tongtian, let him sit down, we don't need to bother."
"He sat down? What should I do? Besides, I don't believe he didn't notice us." The big man was still a little dissatisfied.
Zhang Ai said: "So what if he finds us? What he wants is self-cultivation, and he won't get up when he sees us, so why bother others." Why are you here? You have to go and see how Tongtian enlightened Buddha."
Zhang Fear said: "There is really nothing to see, it's just a pile of broken stones, let's go, go drink first, let's talk after drinking."
"Drinking in a Buddhist environment? Didn't you say that the monks abstained from drinking? It's interesting. You can do this. Where can you drink?" As soon as he heard that he was going to cause damage, he was drinking again, and the big man immediately became interested.
Zhang Fear said: "I'll introduce you to two friends, let's have a drink together."
"You and the great monk can also make friends? Sure enough, there is something wrong. What's more, you can bring the great monk to drink and break the precepts. It's interesting and interesting. Take me there." The big man smiled.
This guy has this kind of virtue, Zhang is afraid that he won't say much, so he takes him to meet Zhang Tianfang and Houzi.
When I came last time, the two brothers were fighting like crazy, I don't know what they are doing now.Thinking this way in his mind, his figure appeared in front of the gazebo, stopped and glanced to the left, and found that the two guys were fishing.
Zhang was afraid of being shocked when he saw this, and he was joking, this is a Buddhist realm, killing is forbidden, and these two brothers are actually fishing in a big way?He hurried over and reprimanded in a low voice: "You're fooling around, get up quickly."
Zhang Tianfang and the monkey didn't listen to him at all, and sat on one side like a mountain, motionless.
I'm afraid Zhang is a little anxious. Drinking in the Buddhist realm can be explained, but how can killing be explained?He probed and caught the two fishing rods in his hand. Just as he was about to speak, he suddenly found that the front end of the fishing rod was empty, and only a so-called thin line sank in the water. There was no hook in front, let alone bait. Cannot fish.
Seeing this situation, he threw the broken wooden pole in his hand to the ground and asked, "What are you two doing?"
Zhang Tianfang looked at him, then at the so-called fishing rod on the ground, and finally looked at the big man, and asked in a low voice, "Who is he?" Zhang Fear said, "I'll talk about this later, but first, what are you two doing?"
Zhang Tianfang said: "We are making a bet."
As soon as I heard these words, well, these two brothers are going to break the monks' precepts, first the alcohol abstinence, and now they start gambling, plus the pretend fishing, they are completely unwilling.Immediately he asked helplessly, "What are you betting on?"
Zhang Tianfang said: "Let's make a bet to see whose line is bitten by the fish first."
Zhang was so impressed, he pointed to Zhang Tianfang's big head and said, "What's in it? What are you thinking about all day long? Use a broken thread to cheat fish, and the monk will beat you to pieces." ?”
Zhang Tianfang said indifferently, "I'm afraid they won't beat you up."
These two brothers are so boring that they say nothing is useless.Afraid that he would be too lazy to waste his time talking, Zhang took out a lot of items from the lower world from the storage bracelet, such as bricks and tiles, wooden knives and axes, and even many toys, threw them all over, and quickly piled up into a hill.Pointing to the hill, he said, "If you make trouble, it depends on how far you can make trouble."
I bought these things by the way when I went back to Tianlei Mountain last time. I just wanted to buy food. I thought about it temporarily to prevent Zhang Tian from being too boring in the Buddhist environment, so I got these things to pass the time for him.
Seeing so many things, Zhang Tianfang didn't appreciate it, looked left and right, and muttered casually: "Where did you get so much junk?"
"It's a broken head, you bought it with silver, and there is food in it, if you want to eat, you can find it yourself." Zhang Fear lamented that meeting people was unkind, why did everyone have this kind of virtue?
The big man looked at it interestingly, and asked Zhang Fear, "Who are they?" Zhang Fear sighed, and got the three of them together, pointing at one to say their names, pointing to that to tell their origins, and introduced each other. Spirit wine, let's all drink together in the Buddhist realm.
The process of drinking is the process of talking nonsense.The monkey drank the wine, pointed at the big man and asked, "How can this guy talk?" Zhang fearfully said, "Crows dislike pigs, how can you talk?" The monkey argued, "It's different, I'm human." The big man interjected, "I'm human too!" Then he yelled at Zhang Ai, "Who do you call a pig?"
There was no way to talk to these guys, so Zhang Afraid started to concentrate on drinking and ignored these lunatics.But at this moment, the Diode Buddha appeared.
The figure slowly piled up like light and shadow, and after a while, the dharma body appeared, he prayed to Zhang Ai, and then said softly: "This is the Buddha's realm, but you have no heart for Buddha, I want to ask the benefactor for one thing."
Afraid of returning the gift, Zhang asked, "Master, please tell me."
The Burning Buddha pointed to the monkey and said: "He is my disciple, but he is really stubborn. He has not changed for many years. I think he has nothing to do with my Buddha. Looking at him now, his violence is greatly reduced, so I want to ask the benefactor to take him out. Buddha realm, return to vulgarity, it’s time to work.”
After saying this, Zhang Fear, Zhang Tianfang, and Hou Zi had three expressions.The monkey was ecstatic, and said loudly: "I know that Master is the best. After I leave, I will definitely practice and worship Buddha seriously." What a monkey, with a pig's brain, didn't think too much about it. It's even more useless after leaving, who would believe this?Fortunately, he dared to shout out.
Zhang Tianfang yelled: "What about me? Let him go, what should I do?"
There was only Zhang Wei left, who was a little stunned. After thinking for a while, he softly asked Burning Buddha: "Actually, this guy hasn't changed at all, and he can still make trouble as before. You pushed him out because of me. Let me watch him and take responsibility for you, but the problem is, I can't watch him."
He was talking about a monkey. If the great monks want to let him go, they can do so at any time. There is no need to wait for Zhang Ao to come.The Buddhas did this because they wanted Zhang to protect and control the monkey. If something happened in the future, Zhang would be responsible, and the Buddhas would ignore it, and the Buddhaland would be quiet.To put it bluntly, the monkey and Zhang Tianfang were too noisy. In order to restore the peace and tranquility before the Buddha's realm, the Buddhas had no choice but to make this plan. (to be continued..)
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