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It's just that this matter is really funny, Zhang Tianfang has only been here for a few days, and he has joined forces with the monkey and successfully harmed the Buddha's realm, which shows how powerful this guy's destructive ability is. 7b friend upload update 7d

Thinking of this, Zhang Afraid asked Zhang Tianfang: "Tell me the truth, what did you do when I was not around?"

Hearing this question, the monkey protested: "Obviously it was the two of us who did it, why only ask him?" Zhang Ai replied: "You have been alone for countless years, and you have never seen Burning Buddha with such a headache. Of course you have to ask him." The monkey nodded and said, "That's right, he came up with most of the ideas, and you can ask him for anything."

The big man also became interested and asked Zhang Tianfang: "Tell me, what have you done?"

Zhang Tianfang looked at the Dimden Buddha with a serious expression on his face and asked, "Why did you let him go but not me?" This guy was still struggling with the last question, ignoring the big man's curiosity at all.

The lamp-burning Buddha smiled and said: "He came, it was the decision made by the three of us; you came, it was the Buddha, and it was also the decision made by this Buddhaland. We have the right to let him go, but we have no right to decide whether you will stay or not."

Zhang Tianfang was very upset, and shouted: "Why? Why?" After asking why, he suddenly raised his head and shouted to the sky, "What are you doing? Let me go!"

Maybe it was because of getting along with each other all day, and there was a tacit understanding. The monkey held his stinky foot and asked: "Who are you talking to?" Zhang Tianfang was in a bad mood, abandoned his stinky foot, and shouted at him: "Shut up! I want I came up with so many ideas, but it turned out to be yours."

The monkey was not angry when he was yelled at. He walked up to Zhang Ai with a smile and said, "Take me home in a while... no. I've been here for so long, maybe there is no one at home. Where do you live?"

Seeing the majestic, tyrannical and violent Invincible God of War in the past, it was obviously Zhang Tianfang's credit. Zhang Ai looked at him and sighed: "It's all black when you are close to Zhu Zhechi, you are too busy."

"Shut up! Quickly find a way to get me out." Zhang Tianfang yelled again.

After hearing this, Zhang Ai said softly: "I have thought of many ways, but there are rules in heaven and earth, and there are rules in the starry sky. The starry sky let you come to the Buddhaland, I can't break this rule and take you away. I have ascended, but the responsibility after ascension It is to protect this starry sky, not to destroy it, so some things can be done and some things cannot be done.”

"Bullshit rules. Xingkong must have convulsions, otherwise how could I, a person who doesn't believe in Buddhism at all, come to the Buddha's realm?" Zhang Tianfang was very angry, still yelling.

It's useless to talk more when you meet an unreasonable guy. (_2626) Afraid of giving up on persuading him, Zhang turned around and said to Burning Buddha helplessly: "Master, this matter needs to be discussed again."

Burning Buddha replied: "Alright, you can discuss it slowly. Please leave." After speaking, the figure dispersed like smoke, faded and thinned, and finally disappeared.

Watching the Lantern Buddha leave, Zhang feared and sighed inwardly, the old man just can make trouble for me.

At this time, the monkey was unhappy and shouted: "What are you talking about? I want to go out. Take me out."

Hearing the tone of the two brothers' speech, Zhang was afraid that he was also a little unhappy.Shen Sheng said: "This is the Buddhaland, the holy land that hundreds of millions of Buddhist disciples dream of coming to. It is the most glorious and holy existence, not a prison! Why are you two acting like you are in prison? What are you shouting for?" ?”

Zhang Tianfang replied confidently: "I don't care where this place is? I care what other people think? As long as I don't like it, no matter how good or beautiful a place is, it's a prison for me."

Zhang Fear was startled when he heard this, and said depressedly: "After staying in the Buddhist realm for a long time, have you brought Zen principles into your speech?" Zhang Tianfang said coldly, "Don't compare me with those great monks." Zhang Fear chuckled: "What you said Very similar."

Zhang Tian let out a sigh of relief: "Like a fart, the so-called theory of Zen and Dao is just talking about some plausible and seemingly reasonable nonsense, and using it to fool people; these nonsense, no matter how wonderful they are, are just nonsense , it doesn’t help the matter, what am I doing with those nonsense? I’m lying to myself?”

The monkey didn't understand, so he interrupted and asked, "What nonsense did you just say?" "You pig!" Zhang Tianfang yelled at him, expressing his anger and saying that the monkey was stupid.The monkey replied seriously: "I am a monkey."

"I'm a monkey with your head, get up and fight." Zhang Tianfang, who was irritable, became impulsive again.

The monkey was about to reply, but Zhang Ai said in a deep voice, "Be honest, drink first, and discuss while drinking."

"Is there anything to discuss? I want to go out." Zhang Tianfang answered immediately, without giving him any face.

"Why are you shouting, do you think I don't want to take you out? You can't break the rules. This shabby place was created by the God of Creation. If you don't find him, how can you get the two of you out? When I can't think of a way, I'm tired Do you still make trouble like this, are you embarrassed?" To deal with rascals, you must fight back in an even more rascal way, Zhang Afraid frightened Zhang Tianfang with a louder roar, and then said: "Drink."

"Drink as long as you drink, why shout so loudly?" Zhang Tianfang succumbed.

In this way, everyone continued to drink calmly. After drinking for a while, the big man asked: "What did you two do to make the Buddhas depressed?" This guy was curious.

Zhang Tianfang replied in a low voice, "I didn't do anything." Taking advantage of this topic, he brought up the matter just now, and asked Zhang Fear, "You want to take the monkey away?" Zhang Fear shook his head and said, "No." The monkey said anxiously, "What?" Without?"

"You left, who will stay with him?" Zhang Afraid said casually.

He was talking about Zhang Tianfang, Zhang Tianfang took it seriously, nodded and said: "That's right, we are together, do you have the nerve to go out alone?"

Monkey thought for a while, nodded and said: "Excuse me." Then he said to Zhang Ai: "Before, I stayed alone, and you didn't say to find someone to come in to accompany me."

"This moment, that moment." Zhang Ai said.Seeing that these two guys were going to quarrel again, he hurriedly talked to the big man: "How long do you plan to stay?" The big man replied: "You haven't seen anything yet, how do you know how long you will stay, and when will you go to the cave you just went to. Zhang Afraid said, "Let them accompany you. I'm so busy all day long, so I don't have time to spend here."

"Excuse." The big man, Zhang Tianfang, and the monkey said in unison, startled Zhang, looked at the three with wide eyes, nodded after looking at them for a while, and said, "You three really look alike."

This sentence is very incomprehensible. How can a person, a monkey, or a mythical beast resemble it?So the three guys each answer.

"Are you blind?" the monkey said first.Zhang Tianfang spat out two words coldly: "Idiot." The big man said earnestly: "People are divided into groups, and things of a kind flock together. Don't forget that you are always with us."

At this moment, Zhang was afraid that his divine sense would move, and the words of the old lunatic came in his ears, saying that the golden unicorn had returned, so he was told to go back quickly.

When Zhang Ai heard this, he sighed helplessly, and said to the big man, "Qilin is back, do you want to go back and have a look?" The big man said casually, "What are you going back to see? Being bullied by him?" Zhang Afraid said, "What do you think? , I don't care, I have to go back, I can't let the old lunatic stand alone in Xingyuan."

Hearing the words, the big man thought for a moment and said, "Didn't this guy just leave? What are you doing back again? Like a lunatic."

"No matter what the reason is, I have to go back. Are you going?" Zhang Afraid asked again.The big man replied: "Let's go, this place, you can come again next time, that unicorn is here, you can't let the old lunatic deal with it alone, it's a bit dishonest."

The old lunatic bought the old lunatic completely at the price of an expensive elixir, and would think about things for him.

Zhang Fear said: "Let's go then." He told Zhang Tianfang and Houzi: "There is something up there, come back in a few days."

The monkey jumped and shouted: "What about me? The Buddha has let me go, take me away." Zhang Ai shook his head and said, "There is something up there, I don't have time to greet you, stay here first." As he spoke, he bowed his hands to the two of them. Flying up into the sky with the big man, when the figure flew high enough, like a flash of light and shadow, the two of them left the Buddha realm.A moment later, it appeared in Xingyuan Square.

On the platform of the square, the golden unicorn is playing with two small unicorns, and the big unicorn is lying on the side and looking at it.The old maniac and Qingyin sat on the ground, feeling a little helpless.

Seeing all this, Zhang feared to meet the golden unicorn, and asked from a long distance: "Still worried about them? Are you worried that I hurt them?" The golden unicorn smiled and said, "Obviously I want to ask, what am I It’s not sincere enough to use the little unicorn as an excuse to come back again.”

Being seen through his heart, Zhang was afraid that his expression would not be surprised, and said with a smile: "Mr. is an expert, it would be impolite to ask directly." The golden unicorn replied: "I don't care about this, where have you been?"

Zhang Fear said: "Not long ago when I first came to the God Realm, I took care of Xingyuan, and just went to the lower realm for a while." The golden unicorn looked around and said with a smile: "There are so many people to accompany you to guard Xingyuan, it seems Good popularity."

After saying a few words, without saying anything about him coming back to Xingyuan, Zhang Afraid had no choice but to ask directly: "Sir, why did you come back to Xingyuan again?" The golden unicorn smiled and said, "I guess you can hold back from asking."

Zhang was afraid that he was a little depressed. After talking about it, the boss still didn't answer the question, so he sighed helplessly and guessed why he came back.

Fortunately, after a while, the golden unicorn took the initiative to say: "I thought about it, Dingshou is on the mountain, and you have seen Tongtian and Dingshou, they are likely to come to you again, I want to wait look."

Zhang was afraid that he really wanted to say that the two of them probably wouldn't come again.But he couldn't speak, so he nodded with a wry smile.

As a result, there was another powerful master on Xingyuan, and it was a super powerful master.

After getting along like this for a few days, one day, the golden unicorn suddenly came to ask Zhang Ai, "None of you practice?"

On Xingyuan, the big guy only knows how to eat and drink, Qingyin is busy taking care of the orchard, the little unicorn is playing, the big unicorn is watching, the old lunatic is warming his heart, Zhang is afraid to run around, and a group of people are not doing their jobs properly, but there is no one. A serious practitioner.

He came to him suddenly and asked this question?Zhang Ai thought for a while and said, "Everyone wants to do different things, and they are all doing what they want to do."

This sentence is equivalent to answering the question from another angle. The golden unicorn laughed and said: "I am more and more convinced that Tongtian will come to you in a short time." (To be continued...)

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