tiger teacher

"That's it, you know."

"Where are the Japanese girls? I rarely see Japanese girls in clothes."

With dark circles under his eyes, Dawei and Wang Jian were sitting in the cafeteria at lunch time. He simply skipped work in the morning, and he wobbled in front of Wang Jian until it was time to eat at noon. His face was as haggard as cancer Like a terminal patient.

However, after Wang Jian told him what he had seen in the morning, he immediately became very interested in the Japanese girl Wang Jian was talking about, so much so that he almost rushed to the reception on the third floor to see the dressed Japanese girl up.

While they were talking, Tianran came over angrily, sat down opposite Wang Jian, stared up at Wang Jian, until Wang Jian's scalp became numb.

"What are you doing?"

"Did you speak ill of me?"

When Wang Jian heard it, he immediately fell into deep thought, and searched carefully inside and out in his memory, but after searching for a long time, he didn't find any unfriendly remarks about Tianran Er in it.

"No, you did it yourself again?"

Natural Er wrinkled his nose, and snorted at Wang Jian angrily: "Teacher Xu told me, you said I look like Lola Takizawa, I went to search, and I don't look like that one with big nostrils and black teeth? "

Big nostrils and black tooth decay... Wang Jian and Dawei endured it very hard. Because they had to hold back their laughter, they had to swallow the food in their mouths. After the mouth was emptied, Wang Jian wiped the rice wiped his mouth and said:

"Can you stop being so serious, you know, mixed races like you have a virtue in themselves, and I still think you look like Fei Xiang."

"Say it again! Say it again!" Tianran Er tapped Wang Jian's head with his mobile phone: "Say it again, I will ignore you."

"Okay, you win." Wang Jian snatched the phone from her hand: "Oh, Apple, a high-end product."

"I won the lottery." Dawei continued with a smile on the side: "I accompanied her to buy a water heater that day, and there was an event in the mall, and she won one for no reason."

Wang Jian sighed slowly, and then started to play with Tianraner's mobile phone for a long time: "Huh? I can't play like this."

"Give me back, give me back, give me back!"

While the two were arguing, the group of members of the inspection team came down from the third floor in the morning and began to review the construction of the cafeteria. Among them were He Amei and Inagawa. After seeing Wang Jian, Inagawa , directly walked out from the crowd, and took He Amei to sit beside Wang Jian.

"Mr. Wang, I am very sorry to disturb you."

As a whole, Inagawa gave people a very polite feeling, which made Wang Jian feel uncomfortable.But he knew that this was a habit of life, and it was impossible for people to follow the rules here.

"Hello, you are eating very quickly."

"The food standard for each of us is only 35 yuan, which is nothing more than working meals." Inagawa still had that smiling face: "Ms. Wang, just now Lingmei asked her to go to your class to attend lectures and study, so as to adapt to the work and life here. , so I want you to take care of her, she is like my own daughter."

"Don't..." Wang Jian turned his head and glanced at He Amei, with a strange expression on his face: "This feels like a door-to-door recruiting a son-in-law."

"Haha, this is what you young people do."

After Inagawa finished speaking and made a gesture, Ami, who had been holding back all the time, began to speak: "Please don't make such a joke, I just admire your style. I will apply in the afternoon and study in your class About a month, and then I will stay here to work and study.”

But Dawei and Tianraner squinted their eyes and kept looking at this legendary Japanese girl. In fact, she is not as delicate as Lin Yaxuan, far behind Tianraner in terms of stunning, and definitely not as cute as Dawei's ex-girlfriend Nono, but She has a very strange temperament, which makes people find her out of the crowd at a glance...

"But having said that, your Chinese is very good, and you can't hear a single accent."

Wang Jian was actually quite surprised by this point. It is actually not easy for a foreigner to speak the language of another country like his mother tongue, just like Chinese people who speak English, even if it is standard, they will bring it with them. There are some weird syllables in it, and the pronunciation rules of Japanese are much different from Chinese, and there are many flat, flat and tongue-twisted tongues in it. It is necessary for a person to overcome his daily language habits to learn another language. It's a difficult thing for a very strong person, just like Inagawa...

Many Chinese people may not be able to master "The Analects of Confucius", "Warring States Policy" and "Historical Records" like him, but his Mandarin is really fucked...

"Language is a very simple subject. As long as you master the rules, there is nothing difficult. What's more, Chinese and Japanese cultures are fundamentally the same. As long as you find out the tricks, it is actually very simple."

Wang Jian sighed and said to himself: "My English..."

After eating, it was afternoon. Wang Jian had no class in the afternoon. He sat in the office preparing materials and lesson plans for tomorrow's class, and occasionally chatted with Tianran Er.Naturally, as long as she is sitting alone, she will be in a daze most of the time, and the rest of the time is chatting with herself.No one knew what she was talking about, anyway, she was talking, and she smiled from time to time... If it was placed on others, it would definitely be called weird, but on Tianraner, it could only be regarded as dumb.

But there was another thing that happened in the afternoon that made Wang Jian feel very miraculous, that is, he suddenly received a strange call. After answering, it was a female voice, and she threatened Wang Jian as soon as she opened her mouth, saying that she would let Wang Jian know. It's amazing.

At first Wang Jian thought he had made a mistake, but after chatting for a while, he was sure that the woman must know him, otherwise she would not have told what Wang Jian had done.Although Wang Jian was not afraid, he also found it quite strange. After writing down the number with a pen, he found out that it was a public phone when he called again...

After he told this matter to Tianraner, Tianraner immediately evolved into several versions eeriely, including the version of Wrathful Ghost Killing, Liaozhai version, Ghost Calling version, Midnight Ringing version, anyway, she was talking and talking. , Goose bumps on her body stood up, she originally wanted to scare Wang Jian, but in the end she scared herself and begged Wang Jian to send her upstairs after returning at night...

Of course, in the afternoon, Kaizi Xu still came to look for Tianraner, maybe because he was acquainted with him, and Naturally would chat with him occasionally, but to Wang Jian's ears, they were all boring and unnutritious topics. Probably because of things like Paris, LV, Chanel, Estee Lauder, etc. Natural Er has no interest at all, but Kaizi Xu is always talking.

"Teacher, a courier was delivered to our class just now. The recipient is our class." Ye Wen suddenly rushed to the office while the get out of class was over: "I just brought it from the mail room, do you want to go and see it? "

Wang Jian nodded, stood up and glanced at Tianran Er: "Stop chatting, we are ready for class."

When Tianran Er heard it, as if he had received an amnesty, he quickly packed up his things, holding the lesson plan impatiently, and rushed downstairs ahead of Wang Jian.

And Kai Zixu looked at the back of the natural two, and the more he watched, the more obsessed he became, and even said to himself: "What a self-motivated girl..."

'That's annoying you. When Wang Jian went out, he looked helplessly at the self-absorbed Kaizi Xu, and silently sighed for him, saying that a man who is infatuated has zero IQ, as expected...

After going down to the classroom, Wang Jian found that the package that Ye Wen mentioned just now was placed on the table. It was a [-]cm square box, wrapped in colorful paper with a bear pattern on it, and a big bow.

"Bomb...bomb..." Tianran Er stood at the door, grabbing the door frame and refusing to enter the house, his eyes full of horror: "Ajian, Ajian...don't go in, bomb."

"Fuck that fart." Wang Jian tapped Tian Er: "Your persecution paranoia has worsened."

Walking onto the stage, Wang Jian looked at the box and asked the audience: "Does anyone know who sent it?"

Everyone shook their heads, but Ye Wen stood up and said, "The person in the mail room told me that it was delivered by the courier, but the courier only came with this box."

"Then it's not a courier." Wang Jian glanced at Ye Wen with contempt: "Your logic is good? It's impossible for a courier to deliver to your family alone."

After finishing speaking, Wang Jian picked up the box: "Anyway, you'll know what it is."

Then he took out the key, cut open the packaging bag with the small scissors on the key, and then opened the bear flower paper on the outside. After opening it, he found that there was another layer of cardboard box sealed with tape box.

Wang Jian looked up, and then suddenly smiled coldly: "Ye Wen, go to the garbage dump and burn it."

"Ah? Teacher, don't you open it?"

Wang Jian shook his head: "Are you all curious?"

All the students nodded in unison, Wang Jian said, and pulled Tianran Er, who was eagerly waiting to open the box for inspection, to back up until he reached the door of the classroom, and pointed to the box on the podium: "You guys open it yourself." .”

Although Ye Wen was very surprised by Wang Jian's actions, he couldn't resist the drive of curiosity. He hurried up to the podium and opened the lid in a few seconds...

"what!"

Ye Wen suddenly screamed, dropped the box, and then fell into the box on the ground. Countless cockroaches crawled out densely, really countless. They crawled on the ground very disgustingly, and the speed was very fast. The meeting spread to the whole class.

The students, especially the female students, went crazy. They jumped up and down on the desks and chairs regardless of their image, and screamed together. Even Dawei, who had just finished class, jumped down from the second floor.But when he discovered this scene, his scalp was also numb.

As for Natural [-], she dropped the box on the floor, and the moment the cockroach crawled out of it, she blew up, scratching the wall and jumping around, and then ran into the sun like crazy and continued to jump, and kept calling for help...

"As I said, curiosity is harmful most of the time." Wang Jian leaned against the door and lit a cigarette leisurely: "You have to listen to me and burn it, won't you be fine?"

"Ajian save me..."

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