tiger teacher

"Cockroach? Why is it a cockroach?"

"I don't know, I think it's better if it's a bomb."

Wang Jian turned his head and glanced at Tianran Er who was shivering on the basketball court 20 meters away from the classroom, then at the girls who were watching the boys in the class from the window to remove cockroaches, and then threw the cigarette on the ground. Throw:

"I can't sleep if I don't find out about this matter."

Dawei sighed: "This is someone spoofing you, who did you offend?"

Wang Jian got up and took a deep breath: "I have offended many people, but this is the first time I have seen this style."

Soon, after the boys in the class trampled and slapped the cockroaches to death, Wang Jian sprayed a whole bottle of insecticide in the room.Now the whole class, along with the three main teachers, squatted on the small basketball court outside the classroom and stared.

The girls shared the horrible experience just now, while the boys had fun trying to figure out who the hell did those cockroaches just now. Although it was a bit disgusting, it also gave them a taste of being heroes. pleasure.

And around the time of the third class in the afternoon, Wang Jian saw a group of people coming from a long distance, including not only the leaders of the school at all levels, but also many foreigners.

"Oh...it's really exciting now." Wang Jian laughed at himself, then stood up: "Brothers, put on a show!"

As soon as the order was issued, the lazily basking boys suddenly sat down neatly on the floor, and the girls followed closely behind, taking their seats securely.Face to face with Wang Jian, it was as quiet as if everyone had turned into a vegetable.

"Sister..." Wang Jian walked to Tianraner's side: "Someone is here, hurry up and cheer up."

"I'm really scared..." Tianran Er raised her head and raised her red and swollen eyes: "I was scared to death just now."

"Be obedient, I'm fine." Wang Jian patted her on the back lightly, then turned his head and said to Dawei, "Great artist, it's up to you."

After Dawei was stunned for a moment, he decisively saluted Wang Jian: "No problem."

After finishing speaking, he walked to the group of students and said in a very pious way: "Close your eyes, feel the sun, rain, dusk, and morning, relax your muscles, and let your body and mind become one with nature. Take a deep breath, follow the rhythm of the spring wind, and listen carefully to the deepest desire in your heart..."

When he said that it was exciting, the crowd of visitors had already come here. The director just wanted to ask a question, but Wang Jian raised his hand, made a gesture of silence, and moved to the playground on tiptoe in a very deliberate and exaggerated posture. outside.

Following his footsteps, the group of visitors turned their heads towards Wang Jian like sunflowers.

"Everyone, our David is teaching the students to communicate with nature, please don't disturb them, please? If you have any questions, you can ask me."

"How does this approach benefit students?"

A middle-aged woman with dark skin was the first to ask the question. Judging from her pronunciation and intonation, if she guessed correctly, she should be a high-ranking member of a brother school in Taiwan.

After thinking for a while, Wang Jian cleared his throat like a press spokesman: "Perhaps many people think that students only need to study, and that study is the only part of their life. But this is obviously a misunderstanding and a Strange circle, everyone living in this world needs to absorb different elements to enrich their life. There are many ways to absorb, maybe a backpacking trip, maybe a gorgeous breakfast, maybe watching a tearful Movies, but our students do not have such conditions. Intense study has already burdened them with a burden that is not commensurate with their age. What we can do is let them communicate with nature in a warm afternoon. Ways to relieve their inner anxiety and stress."

After Wang Jian finished speaking, he nodded politely to everyone, and before they applauded, he pointed to the students who were pretending to be on the other side, and said in a low voice, "Thank you."

"Then do you need a special training before doing this?"

An interpreter asked the question in place of a tall, stocky Caucasian man next to him.But Wang Jian shook his head with a smile on his face: "No, anyone who loves life and is full of reverence for life can do it. Of course, if there is professional training, it will be even more powerful."

In this way, after Wang Jian skillfully and decently answered the six questions, the visiting group left the basketball court satisfied. I'll settle the bill with you again."

Wang Jian smiled awkwardly, shrugged his shoulders, and said in a low voice, "This is also a no-brainer..."

After a while, the principal, along with the director of academic affairs, Inagawa, and the beauty spot, Ami, walked over in a group of four.

After seeing Wang Jian, the principal laughed: "Mr. Wang, give me an explanation."

Wang Jian sighed, and told the whole story from the beginning to the end. Finally, he pointed to the classroom and said that there was no room for people to sit in it because of the spray of medicine.

"Cockroach?" Principal Zhang frowned, "How could such a thing happen?"

And Inagawa also shook his head: "A clumsy prank."

"I'm going to call the police!" The director was annoyed. If Wang Jian hadn't changed his mind, the school would be here today. If the board of directors would allocate more funds, he would definitely write it backwards.

"It's definitely useless to call the police. This kind of prank..." Wang Jian raised his head fiercely: "Let me investigate. I have been fond of reading detective novels since I was a child."

"Can you do it? If you can't, call the police. This kind of thing is really too much." The principal asked with a little worry: "This is no ordinary joke."

"Hey... don't you know the efficiency of our police uncle? When they find out, those cockroaches will be able to dominate the earth."

Wang Jian's words made Amei, who had been sullen all the time, burst out laughing, but Inagawa just glanced at her, and she turned into such a dead fish-like face again.

"Well, I'll give it a try. If anyone commits such a prank again, we'll call the police." Wang Jian glanced back at the group of students who were about to fall asleep: "Have the visitors left? Brothers are almost falling asleep .If it wasn't for your face, I would have told them to play their own game."

"Okay, okay, let's go." The principal also had nothing to do with Wang Jian, and waved his hand: "Let those monkey bastards go play."

"Well, order." Wang Jian turned his head and shouted: "Brothers, school is over early today, so be careful on the way home."

The gang of monkey cubs who had pretended to be impatient earlier scattered like birds and beasts with a bang.Some ran away in suspense, and some silently moved around the corner.

"Don't forget the homework today, everyone write me a feasibility report on finding the source of the cockroaches."

After he finished shouting, he suddenly changed his expression, clenched his fist so that the key in his hand creaked, and said viciously: "If the guy who gave away the cockroaches is not caught, my 20 years of work will be in vain."

"Insanity."

"Lingmei! Don't talk nonsense."

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But Wang Jian didn't care what Ah Mei said, he just took out a dead cockroach wrapped in a plastic bag from his pocket: "I asked the guard just now, and he said that the person who delivered the things was a man, probably in his 20s. , with an innocent face. I think this guy is definitely not the mastermind."

"How can you be sure?" Amei finally couldn't help it anymore, and she spoke against Wang Jian: "If you don't even know the specifics, you can analyze it randomly."

Wang Jian spread his hands: "That's what is said in mystery novels."

"Adjust the monitoring." Dawei came from behind and took the cockroach from Wang Jian's hand: "The person who delivered the package must have met the mastermind somewhere around the school."

"This is very troublesome." Wang Jian nodded and said proudly: "This time I will send cockroaches, and next time I may pack a bag of poop."

"Don't say strange things..." Dawei gave Wang Jian a strange look: "Besides, the temperature is not high now, and the ability to raise cockroaches to such a large size clearly shows a problem. This thing is not wild."

As soon as this remark came out, everyone was shocked. Raising cockroaches is really shocking, and even the two Japanese who eat everything are disgusted by this stinky cockroach.

"You don't need to show such a disgusting expression." Wang Jian took the cockroach and sniffed it: "The smell is not too obvious, it should be domesticated. Cockroach is a traditional Chinese medicine. It can promote blood circulation and remove blood stasis, detoxify and eliminate malnutrition, diuresis and swelling. If you eat it regularly, it can relieve pain It is good for detoxification and beauty, and the taste is average when deep-fried, a little worse than centipedes, but centipedes are rare, and cockroaches are crunchy, I often caught them as snacks with the children in the village when I was young."

When Wang Jian said it, Amei was about to throw up, and even the headmaster was silent, and everyone looked at Wang Jian with a strange expression, talking about blowing cockroaches eloquently...

"Because we were poor, we were basically natural enemies of wild animals at that time." Wang Jian also found out that others were wrong: "So forgive me..."

After he finished speaking, it took a while for the principal to recover, but they couldn't help but took a step back, away from Wang Jian, especially that Amei, she shrank back to the back, and didn't even want to look at Wang Jian. glance.

"Then what do you mean, these cockroaches are raised artificially?" The principal also felt that this analysis is feasible. After she finished asking, she turned to the director and said, "Director Xu, where is there a cockroach farm here?"

"I'll go check it out now."

"Then let's adjust the monitoring now." The principal waved at Wang Jian and Dawei: "Come with me."

But just as Wang Jian was about to leave, Inagawa quietly approached Wang Jian from behind: "Mr. Wang, do these things really have no smell after frying?"

"Of course there is..." Wang Jian thought for a while, "But the taste is not bad after frying."

Then Inagawa left thoughtfully...

Dawei let out a cry, and moved to Wang Jian's side, pointing to Inagawa and said, "This little Japan just wants to try..."

"Who knows..." Wang Jian sighed, "Anyway, I won't eat it again."