sorry i got lost

Ahhh, after thinking about it for a long time, I still uploaded it. Although it is a work for my own entertainment, although we can't guarantee an update, it would be great if someone likes it.

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Zhang Taiping was thinking.

Zhang Taiping was thinking as soon as he woke up.

Zhang Taiping has been thinking since he crossed.

It was a sunny morning, and Zhang Taiping was deceived. When he woke up, he found that he was soaked in a medical cabin that can only be seen in science fiction movies.

"What's the matter? Could it be that the earth's black technology exploded while I was in a coma?"

Just as he was thinking wildly, two aquatic creatures outside the medical cabin were dancing. Before Zhang Taiping could react, the two aquatic creatures suspected of being aliens threw him off the spaceship and turned him into a yellow light, heading straight to the west to learn scriptures. up.

So Zhang Taiping continued to think.

"It seems...was saved by aliens? Am I dreaming? Speaking of which, why does Mao feel that my viewing angle has become much lower, the control of my hands and feet seems to be not very flexible, and the technology of aliens is not swollen. How powerful it is."

Just when Zhang Taiping was thinking and chewing his nipples, a beautiful blonde woman rushed over on a bicycle, picked him up, and put him into the basket of the bicycle.

……

Zhang Taiping looked at his little hands and feet calmly, and continued chewing his nipples to think.

"It seems... something is wrong, let me think twice... First, I went to buy breakfast, then I was cheated, then I was rescued by two seafood, and finally, I seemed to probably maybe maybe should She has become a baby... Hmph, if you rule out all the impossibilities, then there is only one truth... Nima, who will tell me what the hell is going on, Hun Dan!"

"Watch out! Truck!"

Just when Zhang Taiping was thinking (?), a fat and short guy not far away suddenly shouted.

"Ri language? I can understand the words? Although I usually watch new shows, but our Japanese vocabulary is not so rich..."

A truck roared by.

"Are you cheating again? The car model has been upgraded... Could it be that my character is set to be hit by a car? Mouth! Today labor and management are going to talk like hell!"

It seems that some power emerges from the body...

"This feeling! It's... Char! Now I am above Amuro!!!"

So the bike flew up.

"Sure enough... is it et..." (Note 1)

After getting out of danger, Zhang Taiping continued to think.

After he was thinking about it, he was taken home by the blonde beauty and the fat and short boy, and saw a pair of twin pupa larvae with tentacles on their heads, wings on their backs, and could eat anything. One was so powerful that he could take his head off. Playing, it seems... Well, it is definitely a robot girl, and he himself is still called Taiping, but it is Taiping.

"Zejuan Taiping...Zejuan Qianping...Zejuan Luzi...Zejuan Beiye...The most important thing is...Zejuan Alalei! It seems that I have not escaped through time travel. I turned out to be in Alalei. Hahahaha... Don't play like this! There are people who can wear anything these days, but how can anyone wear Alara? Hundan! This kind of weird comic... has a woolen plot! The advantage of the time traveler is here. No! I’m just kidding when I wear it! This guy is not Alara, this guy is definitely not Alara, this guy can never be Alara..."

Travelers who can't think can go to Taiping to escape reality.

……

Time passed like this day by day, and Mr. Taiping grew bigger and bigger...

Finally... Lord Taiping...

One month old!

……

"Let me die! Let me die! Let me die!"

Zhang Taiping rolled around on the ground as usual.

"I watch Zejuan Qianping play an idiot every day, I watch Zejuan Lvzi play an idiot, I watch Arale play an idiot, and I watch... I should say that it is indeed Penguin Village!"

Tired of rolling, Zhang Taiping chewed hard on the nipple in his mouth.

"Others want to open the Crystal Palace when they travel, or make troubles in the Heavenly Palace, or mess up the Qing Palace...For Mao Laozi, they want to travel here to practice brain-dead magical skills!"

"I can't go on like this!" Zhang Taiping raised his spirits, stood up straight, clenched his fists and clenched his nipples tightly, "I will definitely lose my mind if I go on like this! I want to leave this village of Kappa's idiots!"

So the great traverser turned to Taiping and began to plan his escape plan.

"Hmm... It's okay for ordinary people to clean memory, but the problem is that there are a bunch of non-humans in this village... Then... clones!"

Just do it when you think about it, in this comic with messy settings, the only good thing is that the horse is Li Ning!

Mr. Taiping first found a mountain without self-awareness, which was very difficult. For this reason, Zhang Taiping almost ran all over the earth. (Note 2) Then the mountain was hollowed out and a laboratory was built inside.During this process, Mr. Earth was destroyed 11 times by Alalei and 3 times by Xiaobao, so he had to separate the space where the laboratory is located.After taking his own DNA and successfully cloning a Zejuan Taiping, he finally encountered a big problem - no soul.

"If I remember correctly, there should be a hell here... The problem is how to get in, Hun Dan!" Zhang Taiping struggled while rolling in the cradle.

"Why is it so noisy outside?"

"boom!!"

Zejuan Lvzi slammed open the door angrily, rushed in carrying a big bag, picked up Zhang Taiping and walked out the door.And Zejuan Qianping followed behind, crying incoherently.

"I want to divorce you!" After Zejuan Lvzi yelled, he took Zhang Taiping into a fighter jet and drove away.

"By the way, where did this fighter come from?" Zhang Taiping shook his head, put the question aside, and continued to entangle with the question of how to get the soul.

Then Juan Qianping chased after him in a plane.

Zejuan Qianping was shot down by Zejuan Lvzi.

……

"This plot... seems to have a little impression on us." Zhang Taiping tilted his head and thought for a while, "Forget it, regardless of him... What will labor and capital have to do to go to hell, Hundan!"

……

The plane landed in a certain city because it needed refueling.

"Taiping, stay here obediently, and mother will buy you something to eat." Zejuan Lvzi patted Zhang Taiping's head and got off the plane.

After a while, she rushed up with a book again, "Let's go home in Taiping!"

"What's the situation?" Zhang Taiping glanced at the magazine that was thrown aside, and twitched the corners of his mouth, "Youth jump... what expression should I use to complain at this time..."

Picking up "Youth Jump" and flipping through it, "Oh! So that's what happened...wait! Then I just missed the opportunity!" Taiping threw the magazine aside and typed painfully in the cockpit. Get up and roll.

When he returned to Penguin Village, Juan Qianping had been resurrected by Alale...

"Crap!" Zhang Taiping hugged the pillow and rolled around in the cradle, "That's right! Isn't there such a thing as a time machine!"

Zhang Taiping "biu" transferred the cloned Taiping over, making him fall asleep. (Although there is no soul, but the physiological function is still there.) Then "biu" created a time machine at once, "Tsk tsk, our super power, why do we have lv9?" Then take the time machine, "biu" Suddenly, he returned to the time when Zejuan Qianping was crushed to death by a coconut.

At this time, Alale was asking the two vampires and werewolves who cameo to go to see King Yan Luo together. Zhang Taiping (invisible state) quickly followed, and then took advantage of the chaos created by Alale to successfully steal a blank one. soul.

Zhang Taiping's laboratory.

"Well, the debugging is complete." Zhang Taiping pressed the switch, "The fusion starts!"

……

Half an hour later, the clone Taiping in the training cabin finally opened his eyes, and then began to wave his arms wildly.

"It seems that the fusion is successful, and the next step is to input the memory." Zhang Taiping pressed a few times on the keyboard, stunned the clone Taiping. "Speaking of which, am I masturbating myself..."

……

"Finally... I'm leaving..." After two weeks, Zhang Taiping finally confirmed that the clone Taiping had no sequelae.

Throw the clone Taiping into the cradle and make him fall asleep.

"Well, before going to the lab to study how to wear it back, let's take a tour of the world."

After buffing himself with an invisibility buff, Zhang Taiping wandered out of the house while thinking about where to travel.As soon as he came out, he found a boy with a strange haircut, a stick on his back, and a monkey tail on his butt in the yard of his "home", circling around anxiously, "Oops! Oops! Dragon Ball Radar is on him!"

"Ahhaha...ahhahaha...ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! It's not Arale...it's Dragon Ball, fuck me!"

The traverser is in peace, and if he thinks again, he will not be able to hit...

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Note 1: The Flying Dutchman (wrong), the flying bicycle is a classic scene in the movie et, and it also has this plot in Ala Lei's comics. The one who complained about et was a passerby.It is said that when we read the comics back then, we didn't know about pinching him at all.

Note 2: Anyone who has read comics knows that in Arale’s world, mountains, the sun, and trees are all self-aware “creatures” who can complain and act cute.

ps: I finally know that Tuanzi Weimao likes to use annotations. It is definitely a good way to make up the word count!

ps2: Actually Chapter 1 still has a limit of [-] words... Is this the meaning of teaching people to three (thousand parties)?