sorry i got lost

Zhang Taiping was thinking.

Zhang Taiping was thinking after leaving Penguin Village.

Zhang Taiping has been thinking about it since he knew that this is the world of Dragon Ball.

"Dragon Balls that can grant any wish... Sure enough, do you still have to rely on this thing?"

Ever since Zhang Taiping left Penguin Village and hid in a certain mountain where he built his laboratory, he tried various methods, using his weird superpowers and the inexplicable black technology in his head, trying to return to his original world , but all fail.During the time he was trying to get home, the sky suddenly went dark once.

"Who is resurrected this time? Or did the pig that can only transform get fat? It's been so long that I can't remember."

Although I ordered "Shounen Jump" for the whole year, and although the postman delivered the magazine to the mountain on time, it's a pity that the manga on it has nothing to do with Arale or Dragon Ball.

"Tsk, do we have to wait another year? What should we do in this year?" Zhang Taiping tilted his head and thought for a while, "Let's make the age bigger first, relying on this little baby's body, many It’s not easy to do things.”

……

Galin Tower.

"Yo~ Meowstar, I'm here to visit again." Zhang Taiping, who had transformed himself back into his previous life, greeted a cat standing on an unscientific super high-rise building.

"How many times have I told you that I am not a cat, call me Immortal Jialin!!!!" A certain cat living on a high-rise building went crazy.

"Well, don't care about such small things, all you care about are Wang Xingren."

"Cut! I knew you said that again!" Immortal Jialin stared at Zhang Taiping viciously, and in the next second changed into a greedy expression: "What delicious food did you bring today?"

Zhang Taiping took out the universal capsule and reported the name of the dish: "What I eat today - steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, kung pao chicken, fish fragrance Shredded pork, shredded potatoes simmered in vinegar..." (Note 1)

"Obviously there are only two grilled fish and a plate of caviar!" Immortal Jialin expressed strong indignation at Zhang Taiping's mustache.

"Then do you still eat?"

"……eat!"

Immortal Jialin, where's your festival?

After the two were full of wine and food, Zhang Taiping once again expressed his intention of coming: "I said cat, for the sake of feeding you for so long, please tell me how to grow fairy beans."

"Don't make it sound like I'm your house cat!"

"By the way, by the way, give me some super divine water or super holy water to try."

"I haven't said I'll give it to you yet! By the way, how did you know about the Super God Water?"

"This is...a prohibited item~" Zhang Taiping acted cute.

"...Ha! Forget it..." Immortal Jialin shook his head helplessly, and threw a piece of paper to Taiping, "I'm really afraid of you. It says the cultivation method of fairy beans, but I don't think you have the conditions It can be planted, and please stop being cute, it's too disgusting... no, it's too disgusting to be a cat."

Zhang Taiping put away [Recipe: Immortal Bean] indifferently, and then stretched out his palm again.

"?"

"Super divine water, super divine water!"

"I don't know where you learned about the existence of super divine water, but that thing is very dangerous." Although it was not apparent on the surface, the serious Jialin Immortal said seriously.

"Ah, I know, although you can develop your potential, but it has a strong toxicity, if you can't hold it, you will die." Zhang Taiping waved his hand indifferently, "I didn't say that I must Drink, just get some to study, I am curious about the principle of this magical potion."

That being said, in fact Zhang Taiping didn’t care too much about Chaoshenshui. At that time... oh no, the future Monkey King didn’t directly become a Super Saiyan after drinking Chaoshenshui, right? Shenshui is not determined to win.

"Is that so?" Immortal Jialin didn't know the little Jiujiu in Zhang Taiping's heart, and after thinking about it for a while, he agreed, "It's fine if you use it for research, but don't drink it if you're not sure. ah!"

After getting Taiping's affirmative answer, Immortal Jialin took out a kettle with the word "God" written on it from the tower.Zhang Taiping took out the bottle he had already prepared and filled it with the super divine water, but he had secretly analyzed the composition of the super divine water through his strange super power.

"Tsk, is it just something like a genetic potion with a violent nature? Sure enough, there is nothing to look forward to, although there are still some inexplicable things that cannot be resolved, probably some so-called mysteries on the magic side. Go back and find a small white mouse and observe The drug effect should be completely replicated or even improved."

After mentally despising Chaoshenshui for a while, Zhang Taiping bid farewell to Immortal Jialin.

"Remember not to try supernatural water without being absolutely sure!"

"I know, I know, I won't make fun of my own life, so I'll go away first, and I'll come see you when I have time." After speaking, Zhang Taiping disappeared with a "biu".

"No matter how many times I watch it, I still feel it's a weird but also very convenient ability..." Immortal Jialin looked up at the sky, "Visitor from another world, what kind of changes will you bring to this world? Really It's exciting."

……

A bottomless pit in an empty mountain. (error)

"Well, it's about time." Zhang Taiping threw down the pfp in his hand (made by himself), "It's time to go to find the Dragon Ball. But... where did I throw the Dragon Ball Radar that I made at that time? Well, forget it It's okay to do one more."

Hooking your fingers, the pfp that was thrown aside quickly decomposed and reorganized, turning into a brand new Dragon Ball Radar.

"It's really a convenient ability. It is an eternal truth that there must be a golden finger for crossing! Then...the first Dragon Ball is at..." Zhang Taiping looked at the Dragon Ball Radar in his hand, and disappeared in place with a "biu" .

……

"I'm so hungry..." Yajirobei lay listlessly on a big rock, "There are so few delicious things in the forest during the dry season..."

Just when he was struggling to find something good to eat later, a burst of fragrance wafted over with the breeze.

"delicious!"

Yajirobei bounced off the stone directly, and rushed in the direction of the scent.

It was a large pot, with a simple stove built with stones underneath. There were several bird creatures stewing in the pot, as well as some vegetables and fungi that were not easy to find even in the rainy season. There was a man beside the big pot, Throw some spices and ingredients into the pot from time to time, and then stir it with a spoon in your hand, and the heart-piercing fragrance will continue to emanate from the pot.Yajirobei, who rushed over, stared blankly at the cauldron, swallowing continuously.

"Hey... Others travel through time, either with delicious food to seduce gods and beasts, or with delicious food to seduce girls, but I want to use delicious food to seduce a dead fat man. I really have no face to meet Jiangdong's elders!"

While stewing the soup, Zhang Taiping was thinking, and couldn't help feeling sad. He looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle and burst into tears.Just when he was complaining about himself, Yajirobei who couldn't bear the temptation of delicious food finally spoke.

"that……"

Zhang Taiping turned his head, glanced at the one-ball hanging on Yajirobei's chest, and said first: "Hello, my name is Zhang Taiping, although I am presumptuous, can you transfer the bead hanging on the chest to Me?"

"Eh?"

"Ah, the soup is ready, let's have some if you don't mind, and then we can talk about your dragon ball."

"I don't mind, I don't mind! I don't mind at all!" As soon as he heard that there was something to eat, Yajirobei immediately realized that he was thinking about what excuse he could use to eat and drink. He quickly ran to the cauldron, found a stone and sat down.

Talking while eating is a glorious tradition of the people of the Celestial Dynasty. After drinking and eating, Zhang Taiping explained clearly the reason for his visit.

"That is to say, you can't go home for some reason, and this thing called Dragon Ball can help you go back?"

"Well, that's probably the case. You can ask for anything, as long as I can do it."

"Request, I don't have any hobbies other than eating. Since you have already treated me to such delicious food, I will give this bead to you directly. Anyway, I picked it up by accident."

Although in Zhang Taiping's impression, the character of this fat man seems not very good, but at this time he seems very generous, which made Zhang Taiping a little surprised and embarrassed, after all, he used food to seduce him for other purposes .

"Then... thank you so much." After Zhang Taiping accepted the Dragon Ball, he took out a bag of fairy beans and handed it over, "Although it's not a particularly delicious thing, this one fairy bean can make people die for ten days. You won’t be hungry, and after my improvement, there are several different flavors now.”

"Oh! That's really a good thing!" As long as it is food, it is a good thing for Yajirobei.

"Then let's say goodbye. If I can go back, I probably won't see you again." Zhang Taiping took out a motorcycle's universal capsule, and disappeared into the jungle in a flash.

"He is really a strange person." Yajirohei scratched his head, grabbed a fairy bean and threw it into his mouth.

"Oh! It's chocolate flavored!"

"Hiss... this one is mint flavored!"

"Bah bah! Nasty mustard smell!"

"This is……"

"Oh! This is delicious!"

"chirp"

"click click"

"Uh... hold... hold me to death..."

You can still eat so much of a bean that lasts ten days, you really are not a simple man, Yajirobei...

"This... this one is... curry flavored..."

Hey!

……

"Now I have six Dragon Balls in my hand." Zhang Taiping looked at the Dragon Ball Radar floating in front of his eyes, "Now we are short of the last one, Monkey King's four planets that are running around all over the world." Thinking of this, he grows He sighed for a long time, "The collection of dragon balls went so smoothly. It seems that he doesn't need to make a wish at the moment. It's not difficult to borrow them. The problem is to find them now. If there are any troublesome plots, he will have to toss... Forget it, The boat will naturally go straight when it reaches the bridge, let’s go over first and then talk about it.”

"Hello." Zhang Taiping "biu" went behind a rock not far from Sun Wukong, stepped out and greeted him who was doing a hammer throw with a dinosaur.

"Ah, hello." Sun Wukong, who was exercising, let go of his hand quickly, letting the dinosaur turn into a star in the sky, and politely returned.

"It's like this," Zhang Taiping said straight to the point, shaking the Dragon Ball Radar in his hand, "I'm collecting Dragon Balls now, and I hope Shenlong can send me home, so can you lend me your Dragon Balls? "

"Home? Are you lost?"

"Well, yes."

"Okay, no problem! Do you need me to help you collect it?"

"Thank you very much, but no need, I have already collected them all."

"Have you collected all of them? Then you must be very good!"

"This... Is there any necessary connection between collecting Qi Dragon Balls and being powerful?"

"Of course, when I collected Dragon Balls, I met many powerful characters!"

"Really? But I basically found them in the wild, and I never met anyone who came to snatch the Dragon Balls from me."

"You are lucky."

"Hahaha... I feel the same way..." Zhang Taiping groaned inwardly while laughing. "That's just because your protagonist template is doing something wrong!"

"Then hurry up and call Shenlong, I have to wait to grab the four planets, this is my grandfather's relic."

"Really? Then you are really a good person!" Zhang Taiping secretly laughed while sending Sun Wukong a good person card, "Hey, I was fooled by it. Isn't it a brain twitch to fight a Saiyan?"

After arranging the seven dragon balls, Zhang Taiping suppressed the excitement in his heart, and shouted the incantation to summon the dragon: "Dragon, appear!" (Note 2) The sky was suddenly dark, and as a beam of light shot straight into the sky, the dragon appeared in Zhang In front of Taiping and Monkey King.

"Tell me your wish, and I can grant any of your wishes."

"Please! Please take me home!"

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Note 1: Guo Degang's version of Guankou "Reporting the Names of Vegetables"

Note 2: In fact, here I really want to write something like "The sky is dead, the yellow sky will stand, the age is Jiazi, the world will be peaceful" or "Please close your eyes when it gets dark"...