sorry i got lost

"Sorry, I can't fulfill your wish." Shenlong said after being silent for a while.

"Eh?"

"Because you don't belong to this world, my ability can't be used on you. It's like a person can only be resurrected once. This is limited by the rules."

"Then can you tell me how to go back?"

"Feel sorry……"

"Can you tell me who can help me go back?"

"Feel sorry……"

"Can that tell me that there is someone or some method that might let me go back? Even the slightest possibility will do!"

"Feel sorry……"

"What else can you say besides saying sorry!" Zhang Taiping went crazy.

"If you have no other wishes, then I'm leaving." Shenlong said something other than sorry as he wished.

"You want to run away without even fulfilling one of your fucking wishes? Didn't you say that any wish can be granted? Shenlong can also deceive people?"

"Because you are not from this world, I can't check anything related to you, so even if there is a way to get you back, I can't know, this is also limited by the rules. In addition, 'Tell you wish, I can grant any wish of yours.' is the opening line set by the person who made me, so it is not a lie."

"You are too immoral!" Zhang Taiping angrily lifted the coffee table in his heart.

"Festival... what is it?"

"I'm in despair! I'm in despair about this world where even the gods and dragons are innocent!" Zhang Taiping cried bitterly.

"Because you are not from this world, so..."

"This world, this world... I don't believe that you can reduce the expansion rate of the universe in this world by three percentage points!" (Note 1)

"I can."

"Eh?"

"Your wish has been granted, goodbye."

"Give...wait for me!"

Shenlong completely ignored Zhang Taiping's persuasion, and the dragon balls soared into the sky, divided into seven paths and flew into the distance.

"Hey!" The original protagonist who had been playing soy sauce for a long time jumped up quickly and stopped the four planets. "Well, are you okay?"

Zhang Taiping was frustrated and bent forward.

"Haha, I didn't expect that there would be things that Shenlong couldn't do."

Zhang Taiping continued to bend forward in frustration.

"That..." Sun Wukong thought for a long time and didn't know how to comfort him, "Come on, there will always be a way."

"Cheat!" Zhang Taiping, who broke out in silence, startled Monkey King, "This is no longer cheating! This is cheating grandpa!!"

"Is this what people do?! Ah? Don't do the porcelain job without the diamond! Ah? Give someone hope and then smash it. Do you know how much it hurts my glass heart? Ah? Limited by the rules, limited by the rules, limited by the rules! Why don’t you write an instruction manual on Dragon Ball! Huh?”

"That... I don't think it's appropriate to write instructions on Dragon Ball."

"The slot is not here!"

"Slots?"

"Don't worry about such small things!"

"Oh……"

……

"Huchi! Huchi!"

Swearing at people is also a labor-intensive job. After a lot of scolding and blaming, Zhang Taiping finally calmed down.

"That..." Sun Wukong finally found a chance to speak, but found that he still didn't know the name of the man who asked him to borrow the Dragon Ball.

"Zhang...Zhang Taiping...huchi...huh..."

"Zhang Taiping, just now Shenlong said that you are not from this world?"

"Well, I came to this world inexplicably. Although I am also an earthling, this earth is very different from the one I am on."

"It's really interesting."

"Ha... It's great to have such a carefree personality like you..."

"?"

"It's nothing." Zhang Taiping waved his hand, "Then goodbye, I have to find a way to go back."

"That's right! You can go to a place called Jialin Pagoda, and the Immortal Jialin in the tower may have a solution!" The good man Monkey King gave him an idea.

"That greedy cat? I always feel unreliable. Forget it, a dead horse will be treated as a living horse doctor."

"Huh? Do you know Immortal Jialin?"

"Oops!"

"You really are a powerful guy, let's fight!"

"It's still impossible to avoid the soul lightness!!!"

"watch out!"

"Don't you give me some time to prepare?!"

Although Zhang Taiping was ridiculously strong when using super powers, and it is extremely easy to kill the current Monkey King, but due to the influence of the Dragon Ball world's "fist to heart" setting, he did not use super powers, but relied on being The physical quality strengthened by the improved Chaoshenshui has embarked on the road of "I have slapped you in the face, and we will be friends for a lifetime" (Note 2).However, Zhang Taiping was not from an ancient martial arts family before crossing, nor did he learn any fighting skills, nor was he a special soldier. On top of that, the tragic situation of being suppressed and beaten by Monkey King.Although relying on the genius mind that comes with time travel, he has continuously absorbed and learned Monkey King's moves in the battle, and even learned the big killer Kamehae Qigong (Note 3), but in the end it is inevitable that he will lose.

"You are really good!" After some "spiritual communication" (by mistake), Monkey King said to Zhang Taiping: "Although the combat experience is very poor, but the progress is so fast! If you let Grandpa Guixian teach you, you must It will be even stronger!"

"Ha...forget it..." Zhang Taiping lay on the ground with injuries all over his body, and he raised his hand weakly, "It's not suitable for me to fight, kill and kill. I'm a researcher, a clerical worker."

"do not understand."

"I didn't expect you to understand! Anyway, that's it, I'll go to that greedy cat to ask, don't come to fight with me again, I'm not a martial artist, I'm not interested in fighting at all!"

"Hey~ why? You are so powerful, it's a pity not to be a martial artist."

"It's a matter of personality, and it has nothing to do with physical fitness. That's it, dodge!" After Zhang Taiping finished speaking, he quickly teleported and fled. He was in pain all over his body, and he no longer cared about his super power exposure.

"Disappeared! Zhang Taiping is indeed very powerful! We must force him to use this trick in the next competition!" Sun Wukong instantly put Zhang Taiping's words behind him.

If Zhang Taiping found out, he would definitely regret it...

……

"Ah!"

Immortal Jialin glared at Zhang Taiping who suddenly flashed "biu" in front of it with twitching veins and sprayed it with saliva.

"Did you come here specially to spray my face with saliva?!"

"Well... this was an accident!" Zhang Taiping, who was asking for help, hurriedly apologized, "Meowstar...ah no, Immortal Jialin, I have something to ask you."

"I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do."

"I haven't said anything yet!"

"Don't you just want to go back to your own world?"

"Huh? You know?"

"Hmph, of course, I am Immortal Jialin, there is nothing that I don't know about what happened on Earth!"

"Idiosyncratic あり! Can you tell me how to cook squirrel mandarin fish?"

Zhang Taiping firmly pointed his index finger at Immortal Jialin and questioned him.

"...Do you still want to go back?"

"Cut! Didn't you tell me there's nothing you can do? It's really just a greedy cat, and it's useless at all."

Zhang Taiping, who had been beaten many times today, fell back weakly and lay on the floor on his back.

"I can't help it, but I know there may be someone who can."

Zhang Taiping, who jumped up from the ground in an instant, rubbed his hands again and again, and said to Immortal Jialin with a dog-legged look: "Oh, isn't this Immortal Jialin? Long time no see, what do you want to eat tonight? I'll make it for you !"

"... Where's your festival?"

"That kind of thing doesn't even have a dragon, how could I have it!"

"...What a shameless speech that makes you speechless..."

"Hey~ I'm so sorry." Zhang Taiping touched the back of his head shyly.

"I'm not complimenting you!" Immortal Jialin angrily reported a bunch of fish-based dishes and continued: "Since neither I nor Shenlong can do anything, you can ask the person who made Shenlong to try."

"The person who made the dragon?" Zhang Taiping was thoughtful.

"That's right, that's..."

"Well, the dragons on Earth are not strong enough. I don't know how swollen the dragons are on Namek. I remember that the alien dragons can resurrect people repeatedly, so they should be stronger than the goddamn earth dragons. But where is Namek? I don't know at all... Can I just wait for Vegeta and the others? Sigh... Frieza... Tsk, take advantage of this time, and learn some life-saving techniques from theology first."

Immortal Jialin found out that Zhang Taiping was still thinking after the meeting, and angrily continued, "That's right! That's God!"

"The god you are talking about..." Zhang Taiping looked suspiciously at Immortal Jialin who suddenly put on a look of "I have a posture and I am proud", and asked: "Could it be the strange energy source above this tower?" ?”

"Huh?" Immortal Jialin was shocked.

"Well, the energy radar I made has detected it. There should be something on it, but I sent search probes to search for it a few times but couldn't find anything."

"You really have a lot of strange abilities." Immortal Jialin looked at Zhang Taiping in surprise, "However, only with the approval of God or me, or when one's own energy reaches a certain level, can one It is possible to enter the temple, and there is no way to find the temple relying on man-made technological products."

"Is that so?" (Note 4)

"That's it!" Immortal Jialin took out a bell and handed it to Zhang Taiping, "You can go up with this bell, and you can see the gods. You have to use Monkey King's wish stick to go up, but you can fly anyway. It doesn't matter."

"Oh, thank you so much." Zhang Taiping also reciprocated and took out two universal capsules, "This contains my improved super magic water and formula, as well as some raw materials and finished products, and this one is specially made for you. Various fish-flavored bean seeds and cultivation methods have been developed."

"..." Immortal Jialin looked at the two capsules in his hand, held back for a long time, and let out a long sigh, "You really are...thanks..."

"That's the way it is, wait for me to kill the Heavenly Court, beat that old Jade Emperor into a meatloaf, and then come back and have a drink with you!" After finishing speaking, Zhang Taiping flipped out of the tower with a somersault, and went straight to the sky .

Immortal Jialin has long been used to Zhang Taiping's incongruity, shook his head, took out the seafood-flavored fairy bean seeds, and planned to plant some to try something new.

"No!" Immortal Jialin suddenly realized, and roared at the sky: "Where did you promise me dinner?!"

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Note 1: For details, please refer to Destiny Xi Ling Ye. (error)

Note 2: We still don't know the name of the game that the bad boy saw. (big mistake)

Note 3: Looking at Dragon Ball, Kamehae Qigong is actually a necessary skill for traveling at home, killing people and stealing goods. How many thieves and villains, ranging from small soldiers to level bosses, are all hated under Kamehae Qigong, even the moon They were all murdered.Because it is easy to use, easy to operate, highly developable, and widely applicable, even the powerful vitality bullets cannot shake Kamehae Qigong's position as the number one practical attack skill in Dragon Ball.

Note 4: Rumia's mantra in decimal system, after watching the third chapter of Dongfang Lingmeng today, I revisited Dongfang Lingmeng again. (weep)