sorry i got lost

So surprised!Someone besides myself actually voted for this book!so happy~

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"What a dark god!"

"...I'm not a god, I'm a servant of God, **." The **, who claimed to be a servant of God, looked calm, well, if you ignore the corners of his mouth that twitch from time to time.

"Servants of God... the servants of God that I touched with my sister's hands are all cute girls, but the servants of God I met are... alas... is it really because of the problem with the hands?" Zhang Taiping stared at his right hand, wandering in the sky.

"...What a strange guest." **The corner of her mouth twitched again, interrupting Zhang Taiping's fugue. "Can you show me the proof, please?"

"Certificate? Is this the bell? By the way, is this the cat's usual toy?" Zhang Taiping asked, shaking the bell given by Immortal Jialin.

** who couldn't keep up with Zhang Taiping's rhythm decided to ignore his dialogue, and said according to the script: "If you want to see God, you must pass the test, and the test is to defeat me."

"Do you still want to fight? Why do people in this world like to fight so much...I'm just a civil servant, why does Mao always force me to fight?"

"Although you claim to be a civil servant, I can feel a powerful force in your body." ** said that she would not be fooled.

"That is to say, can't you fight?"

"You can also give up seeing God."

"Tsk, although I don't want to do this, but it's related to my great cause of returning home, so I have to use some unconventional means...Get down!" Zhang Taiping instantly activated his super powers, and pressed his body on the floor so that he could not move.

"Visitor from another world, please let go of your body." With an old voice, a green skin walked out of the palace.

"God." ** walked to the side of the green skin and saluted.

"Hey! Are you a god? In comparison, you are more like a visitor from another world."

God smiled and didn't answer, walked up to Zhang Taiping with a cane, looked at it and said, "You have a very strange ability, a visitor from another world, because of this strange ability, you don't use much of the energy contained in your body. Strength, this is a big loss, although your strange ability is very strong, but in case of an emergency..."

Zhang Taiping raised his hand to stop God's chatter, and shrugged.

"Well, whether it's this body strength or this ability, I got it after I came to this world, so even if I lose it, it's nothing. The most important thing is, do you have a way to let me go home?"

"Even a god, there are many things that cannot be done."

"Sure enough."

"I'm very sorry……"

"It's nothing, I didn't expect much, so...can you teach me how to practice?"

"Oh? Didn't you say you don't like fighting?" God raised his eyebrows in surprise.

"Since there is no way to even 'God', it should be impossible to find a way to go back in a short time. In order to survive in this dangerous world, practice is necessary."

"I don't want to fight, just want to protect myself? Although this appearance can't be regarded as a qualified martial artist, but you are a guest from another world after all, so since you have this need, then I will naturally teach you well." Shen Yao Shaking his head, he seemed to feel sorry for Zhang Taiping's reluctance to make progress.

"Then I will teach you a lot from now on, teacher." Zhang Taiping clasped his fists in salute, respecting teachers is a traditional virtue.

……

Two years later.

"teacher."

"How is it? Do you plan to attend the No. [-] Martial Arts Association in the World?"

"Forget it, fighting and killing is not suitable for me."

"Hehe, two years of practice didn't make you belligerent. Are people in other worlds so peaceful?"

"Of course not, there are also fighting mads in our world."

"Martial Daoist is not a fighting madman."

"Hey, but teacher, you are a little strange today, you look absent-minded."

"Well, I have a bad feeling that something big is going to happen."

"Ah... Could it be that Piccolo is about to come out? Then, do you want to find a way to kill that so-and-so king who unsealed the seal? But if Piccolo does not appear, what will happen if the subsequent plot is affected..." Zhang Taiping struggled middle.

"What's wrong? Taiping."

"Ah...it's nothing, I was thinking that since you have a bad premonition, teacher, should I go down and hang out, see what's going on, and get in on it by the way." Zhang Taiping said half-truthfully.

God lowered his head and thought about it for a while, "Alright, if you find something is wrong, come back immediately, after all, after you die, Shenlong can't resurrect you."

"Hey, it's rare for me to travel far away. Teacher, at least you have something nice to say."

"Hahaha, be careful on the road."

"Got it! **, I'm leaving."

"Bon Voyage."

……

"God, is Taiping okay?"

"Don't worry, although Taiping usually looks out of place, in fact he is very strong, and he also has that magical superpower, so there will be no danger."

"Then what is the cause of your ominous premonition?"

"I probably...can guess some..."

……

Galinta

"Yo~ Cats!"

"Yo~ Meow from another world!"

"……puff!"

"What's so funny meow!"

"Yeah... Although it's fun for a while, I encourage you to add a mouth fetish, but I didn't expect you to enjoy it."

"You think I want to, meow! It's just that I can't change it at all, meow!" Immortal Jialin waved his cane and knocked Zhang Taiping.

Zhang Taiping easily dodged the attack of Immortal Jialin, and said: "Could it be that this is the so-called return of instinct? There is nothing wrong with it, isn't it a cute oral addiction? Of course, if you can replace it with a cat ear girl That would be even better."

"Don't act like I have nothing to do with you, meow!" Immortal Jialin suddenly accelerated, and his cane hit Zhang Taiping hard on the head.

"how……"

"boom!"

"oops!"

After lying down for a while, Zhang Taiping, who was knocked to the ground by a stick, rubbed his head and got up, "Why did you become so powerful all of a sudden?"

"Meow ha ha ha ha! Because I drank super magic water, meow!"

"So it's like this...cut! If it wasn't improved by me, would you dare to drink it? You still have the nerve to use it to seduce me!" Zhang Taiping was furious when he fell into the hole he dug.

"I didn't give you super divine water, meow! If it wasn't for me, you would have to improve the tap water, meow!"

"I... I even specially bred seafood-flavored fairy beans for you!" Zhang Taiping, who was choked, began to turn over old scores.

"Xiandou is also my cat for you!"

"I brought you so many delicious food back then!"

"You still owed me a dinner meow!" Immortal Jialin also began to frantically dig through old accounts.

"I remember a dinner for two years, so I have the nerve to call myself a fairy?"

"You have been a god's apprentice for two years because of one dinner!"

"Where is the festival? Where is your festival as a fairy?!"

"How can I have meow, something that Shenlong doesn't have!"

"...It's such a shameless statement that makes you speechless... By the way, this dialogue is so familiar..."

Zhang Taiping, who had lost the battle, was speechless and asked the heavens. Since Immortal Jialin abandoned Jiecao, the combat power of this cat has exceeded 500 million in an instant. (Note 1) Zhang Taiping feels like teaching his apprentices to starve to death.

In the end, Zhang Taiping honestly made up for Immortal Jialin's two-year-overdue feast.

"By the way, are you swollen today meow?" Immortal Jialin, who was satisfied after eating, picked his teeth and asked, "Didn't you always find an excuse to sneak back to the temple meow, but now you have paid back the debt, did you find the way to go back?" Is there a solution, meow?"

"Some eat so many problems!"

Zhang Taiping snorted angrily.

"It's not so easy to find a way to go back. Don't worry, you will still have a chance to taste my craftsmanship in the future." Thinking that the hope of going back is slim, Zhang Taiping's eyes dimmed, then he shook his head and continued: " It's just that the master suddenly had an ominous premonition, so I plan to go shopping around to see if I can make some preparations in advance."

"It turned out to be like this, meow. Then I will help you pay attention to meow on the tower. If there is any situation, I will call you, meow." Immortal Jialin folded his arms and said solemnly, nodding his head.

"Oh~ That's right!" Zhang Taiping hammered his palm. "Give me a somersault cloud!"

"What do you want meow for? You don't need meow if you can teleport everywhere."

"I'm going to travel around the world. I can't dodge around. It's very troublesome to refuel every time I use it... and the price of gas has risen recently..."

"It's okay to give you one, meow, but I doubt whether you can ride it meow."

"Cut! I'm just innocent, aren't you and Shenlong also innocent?"

"...then you go up and show me meow!"

"Go up, go up!"

Immortal Jialin, who decided to let the facts speak, stared at Zhang Taiping jumping around on the somersault cloud in a daze.

"It's not scientific meow!"

"Wahhahaha! How can someone as pure as a little white flower like me not be able to use Somersault Cloud?"

Without responding to Zhang Taiping, who was in the midst of being a villain, Immortal Jialin sighed deeply after observing carefully for a while.

"You can even deceive somersault cloud meow? That super power of yours is too omnipotent meow!"

"Uh..." Zhang Taiping's face was suffocated, "Have you been seen through?"

Then he lowered his head and said harsh words to somersaulting cloud under his feet.

"When I am free that day, I will definitely 'tune' you into a somersault cloud that only I can ride!"

"Stop talking nonsense, get out of here, meow!"

……

Zhang Taiping, who left the Jialin Tower, commanded somersault clouds to float randomly, while he lay on it leisurely, playing with his homemade pxp.Anyway, he didn't know where Piccolo the Great Demon King was sealed. Now it's a rare opportunity to be freed from the dull penance, and the real thing is to relax.As for the world's number one martial arts association?What's so interesting about that kind of boring fighting, anyway, it's just that Monkey King is having an affair with someone, and Brokeback Mountain is the most annoying thing!

Just when Zhang Taiping was eating, drinking and having fun all over the world, Immortal Jialin called.

"Taiping meow! It's bad, meow! It's a big deal, meow!"

"Screw me!" Immortal Jialin gave me a fright as soon as I connected the phone, "Hush your voice, you almost deafened me."

"The big thing is wrong meow!" Immortal Jialin on the other end of the phone did not lower his voice at all, but raised his voice a lot, "Hurry up to your southeast direction meow! Someone is going to release a big devil meow! If you don't hurry up, it will be too late meow !"

"Okay, okay, I understand, but... where is the southeast?"

"The southeast is on your right in your direction, idiot meow! Stop that group of people meow! In the sea right under an airship with pilaf written on it meow! There is a dwarf, a woman, a dog and a strange bird meow!"

"Got it~" Zhang Taiping hung up the phone, jumped off the somersault cloud and flew to the southeast, "somersault cloud, you go back first..."

……

"Wahhahaha! My Piccolo Demon King is finally free!" On the airship, a green-skinned man who looked exactly like a god looked up to the sky and laughed.

"Damn it! What a coincidence!" Zhang Taiping just arrived at the same time as Piccolo Demon King appeared.

"Huh? Wukong? It seems that you are a martial artist! It seems that I am lucky. Once I unlock the seal, I can meet a martial artist I hate the most."

The big devil looked at Zhang Taiping, and secretly planned to attack from there.

"No, no, no, I'm just a researcher, and I'm doing a clerical job, a clerical job!"

Zhang Taiping can neither seal waves, nor can he kill Piccolo. Of course, this kind of useless and meaningless battle can be saved.

"Do you think I'll believe it?"

Finding that the "truth" he said failed to convince Piccolo, so Zhang Taiping planned to make it close.

"Then what... old man, you and my teacher really look alike hahaha."

"Could the teacher you're talking about be a god? It seems that my luck today is really good." The big devil's reaction was quick.

Zhang Taiping wanted to give himself a bad mouth.

"Uh...Actually, I just came out to get some soy sauce, just passing by."

"Death to me!"

Piccolo the Great Demon King threw an energy cannon at Zhang Taiping.

"biu!"

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Note 1: There is absolutely no intention to refer to a particular person, I swear by Shenlong's integrity!