sorry i got lost

I'm so happy~ The book review area is finally getting a little lively!Sure enough, it was right to make a preview of the next volume!But... the happiest thing is that you all guessed wrong!I am so happy that our bad taste has been satisfied! o(≧v≦)o

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"... Long... Wake up..."

"...Squad leader...wake up..."

"...Squad leader... wake up..."

Taiping, who was dizzy after crossing, vaguely felt that someone was shaking and calling him.

"Squad leader? When did I become the squad leader?"

"...Squad leader...you wake up..."

The voice became clearer and clearer, and Taiping's mind gradually cleared up.

"Traveling to become a squad leader? Finally, instead of fighting all day long, you're going to live a campus life?"

The world he traversed this time seemed quite relaxed, and Taiping opened his eyes happily.

The first thing that catches the eye is a pair of big watery eyes with tears in them. Looking up, there is a head of black and beautiful hair with a pair of cute cat ears on it. Looking down, there is a small and delicate nose with The beautifully curved mouth, and...

as well as……

as well as……

The two cat whiskers that quiver from time to time around the mouth? ! ! !

Look at his black sejing uniform and the small police cap that doesn't match his big head...

Taiping asked in a trembling voice: "Black...black cat...cat Jingjing...jing...long?"

"That's right! It's me! Squad leader White Cat, you've finally woken up! That damn cat-eating..."

Taiping didn't continue to listen to what the black cat sergeant said, he just rolled his eyes and passed out.

……

Forest Hospital.

"Is the white cat monitor awake?"

The black cat police chief asked the nurse at the door of the ward.

"Wake up, but he seems to have been hit by something, he keeps muttering to himself, and he ignores anyone who talks to him."

"Really? Well... I'll go in and see him..."

Sighing, the black cat police chief carried the fruit basket and walked to Taiping's hospital bed.

"This is unscientific, how is this possible? You are trying to play me to death! The world of the black cat boss, how do you let me find a way to cross it? Hun Dan, this kind of river crab world, I'm going to make a fuss, I am so fucking white cat If the meow star and the little girl find out, they will definitely laugh at me to death hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

"White Cat Squad Leader? White Cat Squad Leader?"

"Although I'm a cute beast girl, I'm not a cute half-beast girl. I'm so weak. Could it be that I'm a lone star of Tiansha, who will live a lonely life without a companion? I'm not a Huaying hero! Damn, hate, hate!!!" (Note 1)

"White Cat Squad Leader? White Cat Squad Leader?!"

"No, I can't stay in this world, or I will go crazy. If I say I'm already crazy, I have to find a way to cross, and I have to travel as fast as possible and travel at the fastest speed..."

"White cat?... Sigh..." The black cat screamed a few times, and Taiping still muttered to himself without any response. In desperation, he could only sigh and say: "Eat cats and mice and one ear We have already been arrested, we have avenged you, I hope you get better soon, I will come to see you when I have time."

Then the black cat police chief shook his head and walked out of the ward with a sigh.

"Whispering, chattering, chirping, quacking..."

……

A week later, Taiping was discharged from the hospital.

"What? You're resigning? Why?"

The Black Cat Chief asked in surprise.

Taiping shook his head and did not answer, but resolutely handed in his resignation.The black cat sergeant pondered for a while, and finally sighed helplessly, accepting Taiping's resignation.

Returning to Taiping in the White Cat House, I began to rummage around for books. I tried to exercise Qi and Cosmos when I was in the hospital, but I found nothing. I can only see if I can use the power of science and technology to make myself pass through.

Fortunately, the white cat seems to be a good kid who loves to learn. There are a lot of books at home, and the textbooks from his childhood were not lost. Taiping also found the library card of the forest library in the drawer.

In the next month, Taiping began to absorb all kinds of knowledge in this world without sleep or food.

"boom!"

With a loud bang, Taiping's small laboratory exploded again.Because frequent explosions would cause trouble to the citizens in the forest, Taiping set up a small laboratory in a remote place near the beach, so that he could conduct experiments without any scruples.

After a series of experiments, Taiping discovered that the technological upper limit of this world seems to be unlimited!In this case, he must have a way to wear it away!It's a pity that before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he encountered a big problem... There is no research funding...

"It's too bad...Although I made some gadgets and sold some money in the experiment, but I can't make ends meet...Although I don't want to do this..."

Taiping was troubled for a while, but he made up his mind and started...

destroy!

童！

year!

Taiping first sold all the useless inventions in his hands, and after getting back part of the funds, he started to start the film industry in the forest...

This world is very strange, obviously there is a TV, but there are no movies at all, even if it is a TV, it is always broadcasting the big and small things that happened in the forest, and it is possible to live so harmoniously without any entertainment items... It really deserves it It's the product of a hammer and a sickle... The harmony is so harmonious, the soul is light!

So what to do first?In order to gather enough resources as soon as possible, it is necessary to control one's own power, and the easiest ones to control at the beginning are of course those rats who steal all day long.

After contacting those half-starved rats hiding in their burrows, Zhang Taiping only got some food and made them obedient.

"Are you all satisfied with a life of petty theft every day, hungry and full?"

After gathering all the mice, Adolf White Cat Zhang Taiping began his speech.

"No... not satisfied..." the mice responded in a low voice.

"Answer me louder! Are you satisfied with this kind of life?"

"Not satisfied!!"

"So... do you want to live a life with fine wine and fish every meal?"

"hope!!"

"Would you like to see the citizens in the forest, run away and beat you when you see them?"

"I don't want to!!"

"Then do you want to live in a life where countless animals will surround you as soon as you step out, crying for your autographs, taking photos with you, and willingly giving you all your days?"

"I want to! Of course I want to!"

"Then be obedient to me! As long as you obey my orders, all this will not be too far away! Did you hear me?!"

"Follow the white cat boss to the death!!!"

After brainwashing the rats a few times, Taiping selected some of the rats to start training in film production. Although they have never done this before, in this world where spiritual entertainment is scarce, they can just copy the movies they have seen before. , it doesn’t have to be very similar, a general idea can make this group of guys who have never seen the market addicted.

Because everyone is completely a layman, after working for about three or four months, they finally produced a movie, the famous "Young and Dangerous" in the original world of Taiping!To change the impression of the mice has to be done step by step. This movie is one of the most suitable movies so far no matter from the perspective of plot or production.

After the film was produced, Taiping originally wanted to set up a big screen in the forest as an open-air theater, but considering the pissing nature of this world, it is estimated that it will be blocked by the black cat sergeant soon, so he invaded the forest The TV system stuffed the movie into it.

On this day, the forest is boiling!

"what is this?"

"What the hell did these rats do again?"

"Huh? It seems to be different from the previous news..."

"What's so interesting about a group of illegal rats? Shut it down!"

"Don't, let's take a look first, it seems interesting."

The forest, which was originally peaceful and quiet, became so noisy.Although Captain Black Cat once thought of cutting off the movies played in Taiping, but in terms of technology, scientists in this world are still broken, especially in Taiping who quietly launched the receiver and remote control for changing channels he made. After that, it was impossible to prevent Taiping's film from entering thousands of households in the forest.

Movies, TV series, cartoons, peripheral products, film and television city...

So slowly, Taiping established an entertainment kingdom in the forest, and countless animals dreamed of becoming actors or workers under the name of White Cat Entertainment.

"Isn't it too easy... Is the world of Xiaoyouxiang animation so easy to deceive..."

To achieve this level easily, Taiping also finds it inconceivable.Shaking his head, he stopped thinking about these things and continued to devote himself to his experiments.

In the middle of the experiment, his secretary, a female tabby cat, came in after knocking on the door, winking at him and telling him that the black cat sergeant was visiting.

Taiping didn't stop the experiment in hand, but just nodded and said: "I know." Without even looking at the female cat, Miss Huamao had to leave with a resentful expression on her face.

After the experiment in hand came to an end, Taiping looked up to the sky and sighed... Then he walked out of the laboratory and went to the reception room to meet his old boss, Sergeant Black Cat.

"White cat! Do you know what you're doing now?"

As soon as he met the black cat chief, he grabbed Taiping by the collar and roared angrily.

Raising his hand to stop the black bear security guard who was about to rush up, Taiping broke away the black cat's captain's hand, straightened his collar and said calmly: "Of course I know, I have driven the economy of the entire forest, and I have greatly reduced the crime rate in the entire forest. I made the rats who used to do bad things and everyone shouted and beat them become law-abiding stars that everyone loves, and I greatly improved the level of spiritual entertainment in the entire forest. What? Is it wrong for me to do this?"

"But...but... the field under your command is destroying the forest on a large scale! Many citizens were forced to leave their homes!"

Unable to refute the facts Taiping said, Captain Black Cat held back such a sentence for a long time.

"Hey... My lord Jing, are they forced? I discussed it with them, and I also gave them due compensation. As for the destruction of the forest? Come, let me show you something .”

Taiping pulled Captain Black Cat to his office, turned on the large screen on the wall, called up the forest layout, and then pointed to the area he developed and explained to Captain Black Cat: "Look, the area I developed, Divide the forest into many pieces, and at the edge of the development zone, use fireproof materials to build isolation zones, so that even if a forest fire occurs in the future, it will not spread widely. Compared with this, destroying the forest is nothing Woolen cloth?"

The black cat police officer was suddenly at a loss for words.

"White cat... I don't know why you are like this now, but... if you do something that harms everyone, I will definitely not let you go!" After a while of silence, the black cat boss said so Taiping said, and then walked away.

"Aiya~ As expected of being the protagonist, you're really upright..."

Taiping smiled and didn't take it seriously, and went back to the laboratory to do his experiments.

While Taiping is conducting experiments while controlling the development of its own forces, this forest has become a well-known city of enjoyment in the world. From food to entertainment, Taiping is constantly innovating in the spare time of experiments. What is the Internet? Ah, online games, everything that can be obtained has been obtained, and countless animals have come here just to play here for a few days, leaving countless resources behind.

This is a pain for Captain Black Cat, because of the various entertainment programs produced by Taiping, many security officers have switched jobs to do other things in order to have more time. The forest police station is extremely scarce, if it is not for the higher benefits , It is estimated that the black cat police chief can only do it alone.After countless tourists entered the forest, in order to ensure the safety of the citizens in the forest, Captain Black Cat led only a dozen of his men to do security work day and night.

However, when the bodyguard team under the white cat company accepted the security work, the black cat sergeant was completely idle.In the end, the entire forest police station was empty, and the police chief of the black cat police officer couldn't go down.

Just after Black Cat’s sergeant lost his job, when he was wandering idly in the street, he bumped into one ear, who was already the leader of the security team. The other ear saw that he had taken off his police uniform, and gloated that he could give him Arranging a job in the security team or something, the black cat Jing has the desire to die forever.

From then on, Captain Black Cat drank his sorrows every day, and went out to do odd jobs when he was short of money. Anyway, under Taiping's arrangement, there were many job opportunities in the forest, and the native citizens of the forest were given priority in employment.

And so on year after year.

Finally one day, Taiping finally succeeded in deriving everything needed for time travel. In order to make the equipment for time travel, he began to absorb a lot of resources. Stocks, insurance, financing and other big killers were all thrown out, and under his reckless devouring of resources, the machine for time travel was quickly manufactured.

On the day of time travel, Taiping asked everyone not to disturb him, walked into the laboratory alone, stood under the time travel device in the laboratory, and injected the "travel energy" extracted and transformed from various minerals into the time travel device , and then drilled in.

"Farewell! This cruel world!" (Note 2)

After pressing the button, after a burst of space distortion, Taiping disappeared, and everything in the laboratory became fragments due to the space distortion.

"It's not good! It's not good! A lot of people are making trouble! Boss White Cat! We can't hold it anymore!"

One ear rushed into the laboratory and found that the laboratory was in a mess, and the white cat in charge had long since disappeared.

Seeing that the situation was wrong, he turned his eyes and ears, ran to Taiping's office, swept all the things he could take away, and slipped away through the back door with a group of mouse boys.

After that, a riot broke out in the forest, and countless animals went mad. They were wreaking havoc in the forest, trying to vent all their anger and misfortune.In the panic, many people took the opportunity to smash and loot everywhere, including citizens from the original forest and tourists from outside.At this time, someone thought of the former hero Black Cat Chief Jing. When everyone found the small bungalow where Black Cat Chief Jing lived, opened the door and entered, they found that he had already died of drunkenness at home, and his body had already started to stink. up.

In the end, the forest gradually turned into a dead place, and countless animals migrated to other places. Only historical documents record the forest that was once glorious but disappeared soon, and its former hero, Captain Black Cat, and The most vicious criminal, the white cat, who couldn't understand his thoughts at all and couldn't find his whereabouts.

However, this has nothing to do with Taiping, does it?

Because, he went to the next world again.

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Note 1: The song sung by Ekin Cheng in "The Lonely Star" is the character song of the Chinese hero in the movie "Chinese Heroes". lifetime."

Note 2: The name of a piano piece in the album "Swallow" by Russian pianist Dmitry Yurievich Malikov, but the English "al-world" is used in the album. Only to find that the starting point does not seem to support spaces...

Shuanghui Annotation Note: The above two capitals are very nice, you can listen to them and give them a try -v-

ps: As the trailer said, this world is "Black Cat Chief Jing", why don't you believe it~╮(╯▽╰)╭

ps2: No one else has done such a thing with only one chapter in a volume?At least I haven't seen it in the fandom area...Of course, I didn't write only one chapter because of this. The "Black Cat Captain" was actually a product of my brain. The volume was written as an article on entertainment, business and farming, but after careful consideration, I gave up. I can write as much as I can, and then... there is only one chapter... otz

ps3: In fact, I know that this chapter has a lot of loopholes, but it doesn’t matter, it’s just a chapter, just condensing the hundreds of thousands of words of urban YY texts such as entertainment xx movies, big, medium, and small tycoons to two to three thousand It's just written out~ big man だ, question ない! o(≧v≦)b By the way, did I laugh at the group again←_←

psp: I would like to follow the teachings of Teacher Urobuchigen, the third episode is about healing!My favorite is ruining my childhood!

psv: Really next volume!Li Taiping's Hundred Poems on Fighting Wine!Want to keep guessing? (<ゝw·)~☆