sorry i got lost

I really don’t want to admit it... The mistakes I made because I was young... I suddenly found out that if I left the protagonist group, it seems that there is nothing to write about... Sure enough, it is better to circle around the center of the world in the future. I don’t think the fairy sword world will last long ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Speaking of which, I really envy those fan authors who can write two or three chapters in one page of manga... Uh... By the way, shouldn't this be considered a mockery?

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After saying goodbye to Li Xiaoyao, Taiping began to fly around the world.Occasionally slaying demons and demons, robbing the rich and helping the poor, occasionally eating the overlord's meal, and plagiarizing poems, unexpectedly gradually earned the name "Situ Taiping, the master of poetry and wine" in the world. Well, when Taiping was eating the overlord's meal, he was Changed back to its original appearance by magic.

After wandering around the world for a while, Taiping finally remembered that he had to find a way to solve the problem of Li Xiaoyao's amnesia.

"Although I don't remember what kind of medicine he was fed, but I still remember the medicine given by the Hei Miao people. I have to go to Miaojiang for a walk."

Thinking of this, Taiping threw the saber into the sky, stepped on it and flew towards Miaojiang.

After flying to the boundary of Dali, Taiping lowered the cloud head and walked unsteadily into the city.

"Although we have arrived at the border of Miaojiang...but who do we go to for an antidote? Well...by the way, head for the biggest house!"

Taiping clapped his hands and walked towards the base camp of the Bai Miao people.

"Stop here!"

Taiping was stopped by two Bai Miao guards.

"The front is an important place for the Bai Miao people, and the idlers are not allowed to enter!"

"Eh? But I have something to ask your patriarch..."

The two guards looked at each other, and then asked, "What trust do you have, the priest?"

"By faith? No!"

The guard who had just relaxed a little bit immediately became tense again, aiming the weapon in his hand at Taiping.

"No entry without faith!"

"But I really have something to ask your patriarch!"

"Then... report your name, and I will report it for you!"

One of the guards thought about Taiping's non-hostile appearance and said.

"Ahahahaha... How can I be so embarrassing, I don't need to bother you, I'll just go in and find him myself."

Taiping raised his foot and was about to walk inside.

"stop!"

The two guards rushed forward, but Taiping grabbed the collars one by one, and then shook them, throwing them out.

"Enemy attack!"

A group of white Miao fighters rushed out with a whoosh.

"Oh, I've been slashing monsters recently, and I haven't fought humanoid creatures for a long time... just right!"

Taiping picked up the wine gourd and took a sip, then staggered into the crowd and gave a drunken fist.

Walking and fighting all the way, while drinking and abusing food, Taiping became very excited, completely forgetting his future goals, and went on a rampage in the base camp of the Bai Miao nationality.

"Ouch! Ahh!"

"Spray poison, idiot! Poison him!"

"That's right! But for some reason it's completely useless!"

"Demonic magic! This person knows demonic magic!"

"Get out of the way, brothers, let's shoot him to death!"

"Surround! Surround!"

"Bows and arrows are useless... run away! This man is a monster!"

"This Taoist is so powerful! But Sajia is hungry and thirsty, so I will deal with him after I finish eating!"

"Go and invite Tathagata Buddha!"

……

After wandering back and forth in the base camp of the Bai Miao people for two or three times, Taiping suddenly found that there was no one to fight. The Bai Miao people surrounded him from a distance, but as soon as he approached, they rushed away.Taiping scratched his head, only then remembered his purpose of coming here, found a clean place, sat down on his buttocks, opened his throat and shouted.

"Is there anyone in charge! Hey! Is there someone in charge?"

After howling twice, a female Bai Miao pushed aside the crowd and walked to the front, facing Taiping from afar and said, "I am Gai Luojiao, the general of the Bai Miao tribe! Wu Na Taoist! Why is it that I, Bai Miao, acted recklessly? Take care!"

"Well..." Taiping scratched his cheeks embarrassedly and said: "I came to your patriarch for something, but your guards wouldn't let me in, so I had no choice but to call in, but it turned out that I was just interested I just came up, and if I drank too much wine, I...hehehe..."

Taiping spread his arms and smiled awkwardly.

The surrounding Bai Miao people all have black lines on their faces.

Gallo opened his mouth slightly, unable to speak for a long time.Feelings, you beat our Bai Miao warriors all over the place and fled, just because they were so drunk and crazy?But he was stronger than others, and the Bai Miao people had no choice but to swallow this breath.

Rolling her eyes, Gai Luojiao asked: "Then, please tell me, what is your business with our patriarch?"

"Oh~ it's like this, I met a little guy, and I taught him a trick or two on a whim, but that stupid kid was tricked into taking a pill by a black Hmong guy, and he lost it for a day memory, I want to ask if you Bai Miao people have an antidote for this?"

"Lose the memory of a day? Wangyou San?"

"I don't know what the name of the medicine is. Anyway, his memory is inexplicably missing for a day."

"Just... just because of such a trivial matter? Just because of such a big thing like meow, you came to our patriarch?! And because you couldn't find it, you went crazy with alcohol?!"

Ge Luojiao was completely mad.

"Hey~ It may be a trivial matter for you Miao people, but I don't understand this. Of course, if you want to find it, you have to find the person with the most power in your family."

Ge Luojiao thought for a moment, hey!This is really the case!This indiscriminate disaster of the Bai Miao people is really cheating...

"This kind of thing doesn't need to bother the patriarch, I will take you to see my master."

In desperation, Gai Luojiao had no choice but to lead Taiping to the residence of the holy aunt of the Bai Miao nationality.

"You wait here first, and I will report."

Gai Luojiao brought Taiping to a hut, gave him instructions, saw that Taiping nodded in agreement, and went into the house.

After a while, Ge Luojiao appeared at the door.

"Come in."

After entering the room, Taiping couldn't help but secretly rejoice when he saw the holy lady of the Bai Miao nationality with an orange peel face... Ah bah, it's okay to wear the game version. Well, not to mention all kinds of weird characters in the plot, in the TV series, Anu is the seed left over from the one-night stand between the wine sword fairy and the Miao saint girl!

Just when Taiping was thinking wildly, the holy lady said, "Are you... Situ Zhong, the Jiujian Immortal of the Shushan sect?"

Taiping was horrified in an instant!

"you know me?!"

"Your sect master Dugu Sword Master is an old friend of mine. He once mentioned you to me."

It's okay, it's okay... Taiping breathed a sigh of relief.

"I have already heard from my apprentice about the specific situation. Although there is a reason for the incident, you have caused a lot of losses to my Bai Miao people... In this way, my apprentice is currently training the five poisonous beasts. Go and find three for her." The inner alchemy of a poisonous monster, I will give you the antidote."

"Oh! This simple, poisonous inner alchemy, I can take it out right now, and give it to you."

Taiping reached into his sleeve and took out a large handful of inner alchemy.

Seeing these inner elixirs, Gai Luojiao's eyes were about to glow green, she snatched them up, and looked at them one by one happily.

"This...so many? As expected of the Juggernaut's junior..."

Seeing Taiping's arrogance, the holy aunt was stunned for a while and then praised.

"Well~ It's useless for me to keep it anyway, but holy lady, can I borrow your medical history? I don't want to learn the Gu skills of your Miao people, but I got a few altars in a certain demon cave a while ago. Centipede wine has endless flavors, so if you want to learn some pharmacology, go brew some and drink it yourself."

Taiping found an excuse to fool around.

After pondering for a while, the holy aunt actually agreed, but she just made Taiping swear not to spread the word, and also hoped that Taiping could help find the five poisonous pearls to further strengthen the five poisonous beasts under Gai Luojiao.According to her, since she is Dugu Sword Master's junior, she must not be a traitor.

"I didn't expect the reputation of that old miscellaneous hairy sword master to be so useful..."

Looking at the Pharmacopoeia in his hand, Taiping admired in disbelief.

After staying in the Bai Miao people for three days and looking through the Pharmacopoeia, Taiping was about to bid farewell to the holy lady.

"I will find the Five Poison Pearl for you as soon as possible, so I will bid farewell."

After all, Taiping flew up to the clouds and left Dali City.

"Five Poison Beads... Five Poison Beads... In Immortal Sword Three, I remember that Five Poison Beads seem to be slowly raised by some five poisonous beasts. In Immortal Sword One... it seems to be in the stomach of a certain spider?"

Zhang Taiping sat on the cloud head, wandering around looking for Li Xiaoyao while recalling the plot.

On this day, he flew near the capital, and suddenly found a place in the capital full of evil spirits.

"Oh? This monster is so bold, he dared to be so presumptuous at the feet of the emperor. Although the celestial masters in the palace are basically half buckets of water, but he dared to release his demonic energy so blatantly. It seems that his ability should not be small. ~"

Taiping flew towards the direction where the evil spirit came from.

Flying to the black forest behind Shangshu's mansion, I saw a spider jing with a woman's upper body and a spider's lower body, constantly trying to use spider silk to wrap a butterfly jing with butterfly wings on its back.

"Oh! Spider Jing vs. Butterfly Jing? This plot seems to be impressive! Let me think about it... By the way! Isn't this the cause of the Qiong Yao drama played by those two idiots Liu Jinyuan and Cai Yi? As the saying goes... ...It is better to destroy a temple than tear down a marriage... But this common saying is completely inapplicable to the members of the big fff group like me! Hundan! Boy Liu Jinyuan, you continue to be a bachelor! Monster! Sushi! (Correct!)"

Taiping slashed down with his sword, chopped up the poisonous lady's spider web, and rescued Caiyi.

"Stinky Taoist priest! How dare you spoil my good deeds?!"

"Nonsense! I am a righteous person who fights demons and defends the Tao... Uh... yes... it's my duty! Yes! My duty! Demons and ghosts like you... um... unscrupulous? No, no, no... I swear to be incompatible! That's right! It's an oath of incompatibility!"

"But... Damn it! Go to hell! Smelly Taoist priest! The Five Thunder Curse!"

The poisonous lady raised her body, and the spider's two front paws swiped non-stop, bursts of thunder flashed, and it struck towards Taiping.

"This is unscientific! Spider spirits discharge instead of poison? Are you a cross between a spider and an electric eel or did Sister Pao cross over?"

Zhang Taiping used Yujian to split the thunder light and complained.

The poisonous lady saw that she did not seem to be Taiping's opponent, so she began to try to escape.

"Stupid Butterfly! Don't make a move yet? After he defeats me, he will attack you! Let's join forces for the time being, and we will make a fuss after defeating this stinky Taoist priest!"

Cai Yi, who was making soy sauce at the side, began to hesitate after hearing the words of the poisonous lady. After all, Zhang Taiping's previous declaration showed his attitude towards monsters, although he didn't seem to be very skilled when he said it, not sure.

"Ouch? You actually played the trick of making long distance and close attack? Are you a spider spirit quite good at it?"

Although Taiping was not afraid of the two monsters teaming up, it would still be a little troublesome if they were attacked from front to back, so he hurriedly attacked while Caiyi was still hesitating.

"Heavenly Sword Absolute Sword!" (Note 1)

Taiping's saber instantly turned into a huge ancient sword, nailing the poisonous lady to the ground.

Beckoning to put the sword back into its sheath, Taiping walked to the corpse of the poisonous lady, and took out the beads in her body.

"Huh? Lei Lingzhu? Did I remember it wrong? No wonder this guy can cosplay with Miss Pao... Well, forget it, keep it for now."

Putting Lei Lingzhu into her bosom, turning her head to look at Caiyi, Butterfly Jing quickly made a defensive gesture.

"Damn it! Is this your attitude towards your savior?"

Zhang Taiping rolled his eyes, it's true that Mr. Pianpian Zhuo Shijia doesn't have the benefits promised by his body.

"Isn't Taoist going to kill me?" Caiyi put down her guard and asked doubtfully.

This is not guarding against me?Zhang Taiping was dumbfounded, no wonder he would give up his life for that idiot Liu Jinyuan, his intelligence is flawed!

"What did I kill you for? Have you done bad things? Killed people?"

Caiyi shook her head again and again.

"That's it, why should I kill you?"

"But the Taoist priest didn't talk about eliminating demons and defending Taoism..."

"Bullshit! I'm going to fight that spider, of course I have to find an excuse!"

Zhang Taiping said confidently.

"Eh?"

Caiyi was suddenly dumbfounded.

"That spider is full of evil spirits, and it can be seen that it has done a lot of outrageous things. I happened to be looking for the Five Poison Pearl, so of course I asked her for surgery, or I would kill monsters when I was full?"

"But...but... people don't treat monsters..."

"Master Dao, I can't even control myself! As long as I don't see the monsters doing bad things, I will control them to die! But if I see someone doing something that Master Dao can't see, I will control them." Whether he is a human or a demon, cut it first and then talk about it!"

"..."

Caiyi was directly shocked by Zhang Taiping's speech that destroyed the three views.

"Okay! Since I have nothing else to do, I'll get out of here! Remember not to be caught by me when you do something bad!" Taiping patted his butt and prepared to leave.

"The little demon Caiyi asks the priest to take her in!" Caiyi suddenly knelt down and said.

"No time!"

I can see it but I can't eat it... I won't do it!Taiping is about to fly away when he sits on the wine gourd.

Seeing that such a great backer was about to run away, Caiyi became impatient, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration when she saw Taiping's wine gourd.

"I can make wine!"

Zhang Taiping, who was halfway through the flight, suddenly braked suddenly, and fell off the gourd somersault.

"What did you say?"

Patting the sand on his head, Taiping stared at Caiyi and asked.

Playfully twitching the corner of her mouth, Caiyi smiled and said, "Little Yao's Baihuaxianjiu is the best wine~"

"Come on!" Taiping clapped his hands, pointed at Caiyi and said, "From today onwards, you will be my Jiujianxian's first disciple!"

"The disciple has seen the master."

Caiyi kowtowed three times to Taiping, said with a smile, then turned into a butterfly, landed on Taiping's shoulder, and told him where the wine she usually made was placed.

"Go drink~"

Taiping sat on the wine gourd and went straight to the sky.

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Note 1: The skills in the game are just called "Heavenly Sword". "Heavenly Sword and Sword" is a novel written by Wolongsheng in Taiwan, but the "Heavenly Sword and Sword" I am talking about here are the four heavenly kings in "Mobile Fighter G Gundam" One of them was evolved from New Italy's Nelos Gundam infected with dg cells, and the other three were Resurgence of the Invincible East, Swordsman, and Lion King.Needless to say, Dongfang Invincible, everyone should know that Swordsman evolved from Alianbi's Nobel Gundam, and Lion King was evolved from John Bull Gundam.

ps: The four heavenly kings of the previous generation were Maliqing, Malihong, Malishou and Marisa... (Escape at the speed of light)