sorry i got lost

"Gudong Gudong Gudong...ha...good wine! It's just a little weak..."

Taiping, who drank most of Caiyi's Baihuaxianjiu in one go, wiped his mouth and said dissatisfied.

"That disciple's idea of ​​improvement in the future is... By the way, master, you haven't told disciple that our school is following suit."

"Uh... does Shushan know?"

"I know, I know! It's a famous school!"

Caiyi nodded excitedly.

"Does the master Dugu Sword Master know?"

Nodding more diligently.

"Hahaha! This body belongs to Dugu Sword Master Situ Zhong, but I accidentally snatched it over, hahahahaha!"

Zhang Taiping patted his chest and looked up to the sky and laughed.

Nod, nod, nod... why nod? Hundan!I thought I found a good backer, but I didn't expect it to be a big hole!

Suddenly, she found that the Die Yaocai, who was an unkind person, was ashamed of her face.

"Huh? What's your expression?" Seeing Little Butterfly's expression, Taiping immediately became upset. He waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, Shushan faction won't come to trouble us. That guy Situ Zhong left a message for his brother." , I took his body by accident... Besides, that old bastard Juggernaut is not my opponent, so you just have to worry about it."

Only then did Caiyi heave a sigh of relief, patted her chest and said, "Master, you almost scared me to death..."

"What's so scary..." Taiping rolled his eyes, took a sip of wine and said, "By the way, you are a butterfly demon..."

He reached into his sleeve and took out an inner alchemy and a book, and threw them to Caiyi.

"It exploded from a butterfly demon who was looking for men everywhere to get men. Can you see if it works? If it doesn't work, I'll give you another idea."

Caiyi took the inner alchemy and the book, put away the inner alchemy and flipped through the cheat book.

"Uh……"

After flipping through, Caiyi hesitated to speak with a twisted face.

"What's wrong? Can't practice?"

"This book...was practiced by Xiong Xing..."

"Pfft!!! Cough cough cough cough!!!"

Taiping, who was drinking, was choked to death.

"You mean... the butterfly demon I killed belonged to a male?"

"should be……"

Taiping covered his face and sighed: "This is a fucking world!" Then he said to Caiyi: "Bring me the kung fu you are practicing now, maybe I can practice it after changing it."

"Uh... Forget it... This exercise seems to be mainly about absorbing Yang Qi... In fact, it doesn't need the Butterfly Demon's exercise. I can learn other spells too..." Caiyi said reassuringly.

"Huh? Like this?"

Taiping was taken aback, yes!The spells in the world of Xianjian do not seem to have any racial restrictions, and they were tricked by online novels again... Strange, why did I say "again"?

"Shushan's kung fu can't teach you...then you learn this!" Taiping took out another book and threw it to Caiyi. It was rewritten by Taiping according to the skills created by Jiujianxian. This effort was named "Qinglian Sword Song".

Caiyi took the cheat book, thanked Taiping, and read it quietly, while Taiping deduced various counterfeit skills in his mind while drinking.

After staying in Caiyi's cave for a few days, Taiping drank the Baihua Xianjiu in her inventory. Caiyi also initially mastered most of the spells in "Qinglian Sword Song", so the two set off to Looking for the Five Poison Pearl and Li Xiaoyao wandering around with his two sisters.

……

"Drunk Dance Reappearance!" (Note 1)

Accompanied by Caiyi's coquettish shout, her figure passed through a huge centipede in an instant, and then the centipede jing was broken inch by inch, its body scattered on the ground and died.

"Master, it's not the Five Poison Pearl."

Caiyi took the inner alchemy of the centipede essence, walked over and said.

"It's not?" Taiping took the inner alchemy and threw it into the gourd, then scratched his head and said, "There are no spiders, scorpions, snakes, or centipedes...then I can only look for toads? If not, my The five-poison wine is almost ready to soak." (Note 2)

"Uh..." Caiyi asked with black lines on her face: "Five Poison Wine or something... Is it really okay to drink it?"

"Don't worry, don't worry! I followed the method in the Baimiao Pharmacopoeia, and there will be no problems...probably...you can't die anyway! Hmm!" Taiping nodded repeatedly, indicating that there was absolutely no problem.

"Having said that, your mastery of spells is becoming more and more proficient." Taiping praised.

Caiyi pursed her lips in embarrassment and said with a smile: "Although our monsters are not as spiritual as you humans, I still have a foundation of more than 1000 years of Taoism. And you have written such details in the book, Master, if I still can't practice Well, isn't that too embarrassing?" I was secretly happy, this master is really right, now I am facing the Poison Lady, and I can defeat her in less than twenty moves, but it is not certain whether I can keep her .

"Hmph! I'm not happy about it! She's more than 1000 years older than me, but she still looks like a little girl!" Taiping said angrily.

"Okay, okay... If I look like an old woman, wouldn't it be more strange to call you master?" Caiyi laughed and coaxed herself, a master who would be awkward and playful with children from time to time.

Taiping thought it was the same, so he didn't worry about it any more. He put the gourd on the ground and pushed it hard, and the gourd started to spin. Go in that direction!"

Caiyi nodded helplessly, although this master is very powerful and competent, but this incomprehensible personality is really powerless.

The two followed the direction pointed by the gourd, and caught many monsters along the way for Caiyi to practice their hands. The ones who had a strong aura directly killed the Neidan bubble wine, and released them after a light lesson, and occasionally turned into "poetry wine". "Shuangjue Situ Taiping" went to a certain restaurant to have an overlord meal, but at this time, Caiyi turned into a butterfly and stopped to watch the show because she couldn't afford to lose this person.

Just stop and go like this, they came to the outside of Yangzhou city.

"Huh? There are a lot of toads around here... It seems that there should be a very powerful toad monster nearby. Caiyi, check it out."

Taiping heard the continuous sound of frogs in the grass beside the road and said.

Caiyi nodded and flicked her sleeves, countless translucent butterflies flew out one after another and scattered in all directions.This is a spell specially developed by Taiping for Caiyi, Spirit Butterfly [Butterfly's feather wind stays in this world].

After a while, Caiyi, who had kept her eyes closed after releasing the spirit butterfly, opened her eyes, pointed to a place and said, "There is a valley over there, and a cave in the valley has a strong evil spirit."

"Then what are you waiting for? Let's go!"

Taiping sat on the gourd and flew towards the valley, Caiyi also transformed into butterfly wings and followed.

The two came to the sky above the Valley of the Toad, found the cave that Caiyi had explored, and were about to descend, when they saw a girl wearing a light yellow robe and long hair shawl walking out of the cave, although that girl's hair covered her face Half of it is covered, but it can still be seen that her appearance is actually quite good.

"Damn it! I remembered! Golden Toad Ghost Mother! The Five Poison Pearl is in the belly of her toad... But what happened to this girl is so sympathetic, labor and management can't do it!" Taiping tilted his head in distress.

Just when Taiping was hesitating, Liu Meiniang, the golden toad ghost mother, spotted the two in midair.

"Who are you?" She took a step back, planning to turn around and flee back into the cave when she realized something was wrong.

"Oh, oh...it's hard to handle..." Taiping scratched his hair and said after some consideration: "Don't worry, don't worry, we're not here to kill demons, you see, my apprentice is also The butterfly demon is coming." She pointed to Caiyi who was spreading her butterfly wings, and Caiyi gave Zhang Taiping a strange look, and the master usually found a righteous excuse and shouted: "The decision is You! Caiyi!" Then the fight started?Why are you suddenly so easy to talk today?Is it because they are beautiful?Didn't I send the sheep to the tiger's mouth?

The Golden Toad Ghost Mother glanced at Caiyi who was thinking wildly, nodded, but still did not let go of her guard, and asked cautiously: "Then why are you here?"

"Hey...it's like this. For some personal reasons, I need to give away the Five Poison Bead to someone, and finally found that the bead seems to be in the stomach of the golden toad you raised..."

"You want my son's life?! Delusion!"

Before Taiping could finish speaking, she was interrupted by the Golden Toad Ghost Mother, and without saying a word, she turned her palm and shot out a puff of poisonous gas.

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!"

Flicking his sleeves to deflect the incoming poisonous gas, Taiping waved his hands again and again to explain: "It's true that I wanted to fight directly, but if I read correctly, you are a little girl from the Liu family?" Taiping finally figured out how to fool her.

"you know me?"

Taiping nodded, and said: "To be precise, I know your old grandpa. I hugged you when you were very young."

"Grandpa passed away early, I don't have much memory..." Jin Chan Ghost Mother said with a little hesitation.

Taiping slapped his thigh: "I guessed it... no, I mean I don't think you can remember." Then he continued to flicker: "When I was young, I was traveling with your grandfather. The book you practiced "Golden Toad Cheats" is the spoils of war after we wiped out a certain robber. Later, I worshiped a monk to learn art. After Yicheng went down the mountain, I found out that your house had moved. After searching around, I found out that you were the only one left in the Liu family. gone."

"But I heard that you are married to a scholar, why do you come to the mountains to be a monster now? You also practiced that poisonous kung fu?" Taiping asked with concern.

The Golden Toad Ghost Mother who had been fooled into believing that Taiping was an old acquaintance of her family suddenly burst into tears, sobbing and avenging her family by practicing poisonous kung fu at the begging of her husband, but after she succeeded, she was disliked by him for her appearance And the matter of abandoning and finally killing him and that new love was revealed.

At this moment, Taiping and Caiyi had already landed, and because Caiyi sympathized with what happened to Liu Meiniang, she didn't need to wink at Taiping, and went forward to comfort her with her arms around her shoulders.

"Tsk, you can't do this... why don't you come with me, I will find a way to get rid of the poisonous scar on your face."

Taiping smacked his lips and said to Liu Meiniang.

Caiyi on the side also persuaded: "Yes, sister of the Liu family, you can't stay in this dark cave all your life? How about you also worship under the master, so that I also have a junior sister."

"Hey! I didn't say I wanted to take in apprentices! I can't get enough of you, you dead girl!"

Gazing fiercely at her master who was afraid of trouble, Cai Yi said, "Could it be that you just have the heart to let the little sister of the Liu family wander outside alone?"

"I don't want to find a good home for her after her face is cured..."

"I do not want it!"

Liu Meiniang interrupted before the Taiping words were finished, "I don't want it! Men are not good things!"

"Uh... don't say that... aren't your grandfather and your father also men..."

Zhang Taiping, who is a man, said that Yalishan is big.

"Pfft...Master! What time is it still playing tricks!" Caiyi who couldn't help laughing out loud gave Taiping a white look.

"Okay, okay...My fault, my fault, if you don't want to marry again, then join me... Caiyi and I will take good care of you."

Zhang Taiping, who dug a hole and buried himself, had no choice but to agree.

"Then...the Five Poison Pearl..." After crying for a while, Liu Meiniang gradually calmed down. As long as she is a normal person, she would not like to live in a cave all the time, but she has raised that golden toad for so long, it is really not good. I can't bear to see it being beheaded.

"Oh... this is easy to handle!" Taiping raised his head proudly and said, "Just get it drunk first, then cut open its stomach, and replace it with another poisonous inner pill and five poison pearls. Oh, I have a lot of highly cultivated poisonous inner alchemy, and their magic power can increase a lot after changing."

Hearing that Taiping had a way not to hurt Jin Chan, Liu Meiniang stopped saying anything, called it out, and asked Taiping to operate on it.

After obtaining the five-poison beads, Taiping and the others did not leave in a hurry, but healed Jin Chan's wounds first, left a mark of Shushan on it, told it not to do anything wrong, and then put it into the Toad Valley.After that, he used local materials to prepare medicine for Liu Meiniang to remove the poisonous scars.

At first, Liu Meiniang didn't want to get rid of the poisonous scars, she thought that she didn't plan to remarry anyway, and there was no need to use her face to please men, but finally she applied the medicine under Caiyi's persuasion.

After everything was settled, Taiping finally planned to go to Li Xiaoyao.

Looking at the two female apprentices, Taiping said helplessly, "Go! Come find a brat with me."

Continue, the wine gourd circles to guide the way**!

Liu Meiniang: "Master, this is..."

Caiyi patted her on the shoulder and sighed: "I'll just get used to it in the future..."

"What are you muttering about? Let's go!" Taiping waved his hand, sat on the gourd, and flew away with two female apprentices.

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Note 1: Dongfang Invincible's move in "Mobile Fighter G Gundam" is one of my favorite moves in the game. It has a long range and consumes less mana. It is also a fighting attribute, which is better than "Twelve Square Ace Big Wheel" It's much easier to use, but it's a pity that many works don't have this trick. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Note 2: According to folklore, the real five poisons should be: snake, gecko, scorpion, toad and centipede.The idea of ​​using spiders instead of geckos as the Five Poisons seems to have started after Mr. Jin Yong wrote the Five Poisons, but I also think this is right. Things like geckos are not poisonous... Although they usually seem to be able to use spiders as their Food, but geckos are weak compared to poisonous nature!

ps: Immortal Sword is not easy to complain about...too many tears... Back then we were playing Immortal Sword in the computer room until we cried so hard, my friends who played together at that time laughed at me, but I encouraged them to go After playing, I became gloomy, one by two swore that Zhao Linger would not marry...(ˉ﹃ˉ)

ps2: I decided to speed up the plot, try to end it within this week, and then go to the next world... I chose the wrong time... I should start traveling from the time of Jiansan...