sorry i got lost

0035 - I don't have horns on my head, but I have a tail behind me

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"Um...it hurts..."

When Taiping woke up, she felt her feet hurt badly, and she glanced down.

A furry paw was held tightly by a bear trap.

"It turned out that I accidentally stepped on a bear trap... By the way, why is this hairy hind leg swollen? Hundan!" Zhang Taiping was in a frenzy.

"This must be an illusion! You can't fool me!"

Closing his eyes and daring not to look again, Taiping touched his body all over with the same furry front paws. His small body was covered with smooth fur, and it seemed that there should probably be a tail not much shorter than his body. ... Nima is indeed an animal!

What kind of trouble is going to be caused by dressing up as an animal? Hun Dan!Last time in the world of Captain Black Cat, at least he was considered a half-orc!This time Nima is actually an animal caught in a bear trap! Hun Dan!Is labor and capital's life about to end like this? Hundan!It was actually eaten by someone... If I knew it earlier, I would have stayed in the world of Saint Seiya to accompany the little girl... Zhang Taiping wanted to cry but had no tears.

Just when Taiping was thinking about whether to gnaw off his hind legs cruelly, a little red-haired lady emerged from the nearby bushes.

"Huh? This guy looks familiar..."

Little Zhengtai walked up to Taiping, broke the trap, and then pointed his shiny finger on Taiping's injured hind leg while chanting.

"Don't be caught in this kind of trap next time."

After healed Taiping's hind legs, Xiao Zhengtai said this to him.

"... Neji Springfield..."

"Huh? How do you know my name?"

"It's actually Neji...haha...hahaha..." Taiping collapsed.

"Are you okay? Oops... Did I use the wrong spell?" Zhengtai Nieji turned around anxiously.

"Ginseng winners die!!!"

Taiping, who was in tears, turned around and disappeared into the bushes.

"Huh huh??"

"Damn! Damn!"

Taiping, who had turned into a white sable, knelt on the ground, beating the ground with tears streaming down his face.

After the sad Zhang Taiping vented for a while, he began to understand the world. Superpowers... can break a dead branch as thick as a little finger, and it seems that there is no way to grow... Nima might as well not have it!Small universe...ineffective, Taoism...ineffective, qi...still ineffective...it's a scam!Isn't the magic teacher's world full of vitality?

Nima held it in for a long time and then let out a fart!

Nima really deserves to be a mink, this fart stinks to death!

Nima almost became a time traveler who was smoked to death by his own fart!

After Zhang Taiping complained and cursed for a while, he finally calmed down and checked his main body's memory.After searching for a while, I found that there are a few "sable magic" in my memory, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Taiping sat on the grass and thought.

"The magic of mink flashing is almost useless, but my soul is human. I don't know if I can learn human magic besides mink magic. I still have the opportunity to check the energy of this world. What's the matter, maybe I can practice back... But time travel is the big problem... Ma Fanliang must be going, the super ring tone technology is quite powerful, and the magic world on Mars... Tsk, first Go to Neji's village and see if you can learn some amazing things."

After making up his mind, Zhang Taiping ran towards the Merdiana Academy of Magic in his memory.

"Yo! Boy!"

After wandering around the magic academy, he found Neji who was practicing magic, and Taiping ran up to greet him.

"Ah! It's that strange white mink!"

"What is a strange white sable! My name is Camor! Albert Camomer!"

Although he wanted to use his own name back, Taiping found a magical creature committee in his memory, and Kamo, as a ferret with magical powers, had already been recorded in it, so he had no choice but to continue to use this name.

"Hi Kamo... My name is... Eh? That's right! You seem to know my name."

"The man of a thousand curses, the son of Najib Springfield..."

"You know my dad?!"

The father-controlled Neji asked excitedly.

"Ah..." Taiping poked his ears and said casually, "Heroes who save the world, the leader of Red Wings, or something, but to put it bluntly, he is the leader of an illegal gang."

"You are not allowed to say that about my father!"

"But I'm telling the truth...Although he saved the world, he was always a naughty guy before he saved the world. things."

Taiping continued to speak ill of Neji's father indifferently.

"But they all say my dad is a hero!"

"I didn't say he's not a hero..." Taiping scratched his head with a bit of a headache and explained to the serious Onion, "But no one stipulates that heroes can't make mistakes?"

"Uh...but..."

"That's right! I remember that your father seems to be a student of Merdiana College, too. You should be able to find his previous report cards, teacher comments, and the like in the reference room."

"Really?!" Negi, who was very interested in everything about his father, immediately became excited, but soon fell down again, "But the reference room does not allow unrelated personnel to enter."

"You really want to go in?"

"Ok!"

"Then put it on me! It's your return gift for saving me today." Taiping, who had found the scapegoat, said cheerfully.

"Really? Thank you so much!"

"At nine o'clock tonight, you wait for me at the door of the reference room."

"it is good!"

Negi nodded readily in agreement.

That night, Taiping handed over the stolen key to Neji, and they slipped into the reference room one by one and rummaged through it.But Neji was looking for student records, while Taiping was looking for ways to increase his magic power and some manuscripts on magic research.

"Hmm... compression of magic power, superimposed magic tricks, Yulia's one hundred moves? (Note 1) What is this..." Throwing the inexplicable note aside, Taiping continued to search, "Arianna's Magic Theory, Mrs. Figg's Practical Little Magic for Life, Argus's Short Guide to Spells...why don't these books seem so reliable to me? (Note 2) Ah...the time is almost here!"

After memorizing the useful knowledge by rote, Taiping jumped onto the shoulder of Neji who was bending forward in frustration.

"Get up quickly! Pack up and get ready to leave, or you will be found out."

"Oh……"

Neji, who was shocked by his father's glorious history, tidied up the room, waited for Taiping to return the key, and returned to his room with Taiping.

"How? Do you know I didn't lie to you?"

"I didn't expect Dad to be so, so naughty... Kamo, what should I do?"

Negi, whose faith had collapsed, asked with a bitter face.

"What should I do? Does your worship of your hero father have anything to do with whether he is stubborn or not?"

"Uh...that's right..."

"Don't think about what you have, Neji, can you show me your magic notes?"

"Yes, yes... But the teacher seems to have said that magical creatures cannot learn human magic."

Neji took out his notes from the desk and handed them to Taiping.

"How do you know if you don't try that kind of thing."

Spreading the notes on the ground, Taiping looked at them with relish.

"As expected of Neji, the notes on basic knowledge are so detailed."

Taiping secretly approved while watching.

"Platic Bichi Nar... Burn! Flames!"

Taiping snapped his fingers and tried to activate the ignition spell, but unfortunately there was not even a spark.

"Uh... It really isn't that easy to use... Huh? What's the smell?"

"Ka, Kamo! Your tail!"

Neji who was on the side pointed at Taiping and shouted.

Taiping turned his head and saw that the end of his tail was burning.

"Ha! It's so easy to succeed?" Taiping said with a smile on his forehead: "So it's ok to use the tail as a magic wand? It's so easy, but you don't have any sense of accomplishment at all... By the way, you brat Why are you staring in a daze, hurry up and bring over the water, it’s hot, hot, hot!!!!”

Rolling all over the ground with its tail in its arms.

"Water is coming!"

Neji brought a glass of water and poured it on Taiping's tail.

"Fufufu..." Taiping urged Neji while blowing on his tail, "Quickly use the healing spell!"

"Oh!" After healing Taiping's wound, Neji looked at him with star eyes and said, "Kamo, you are amazing! You actually learned the Ignition Curse all at once, but it took me a long time to learn it!"

"Huh! Don't compare me with a rookie like you!" Taiping lifted his head triumphantly, his cured tail kept shaking rapidly, and then said to Neji who looked at him with adoring eyes: "Don't worry. I will definitely train you to be an excellent magician after I have studied it thoroughly! It will depend on you to maintain world peace in the future!"

"Ok!"

……

"Are you the ferret that idiot Neji said was great?"

A little girl with ponytails ran up to Zhang Taiping and asked arrogantly.

"Little girl... do you know a legend?" Taiping didn't answer directly.

"What legend?"

"Legend has it that ferrets are magical creatures, they are blessed by a certain goddess, and if a woman does something bad to a ferret as a child, her breasts will not develop. oh~"

"Huh, nonsense!" Anya pointed at Taiping and retorted, but she was not very confident, "I have studied divination! Oh, I have never heard of such a strange legend!"

"If you don't believe me, just try it~ But... I don't think you can grow much, so it shouldn't matter?"

"Crack!"

Anya, who had been fooled by Kamo and cared about her, suddenly lost her sanity and rushed towards Taiping with a roar.

"Die! Anya Flame Fist!"

"It's too vicious, be careful Neji doesn't want you~"

"What?"

Because Taiping's words were distracted, Anya fell to the ground with a "slap", just facing Zhang Taiping who was still sitting on the ground.

"00 what are you talking about?!"

Seeing the playful eyes of the ferret in front of her, Anya jumped up with a flushed face, and then looked at Neji who was watching the show.

"Nie, Nieji, don't want it, don't let me think about it! I don't have it, I don't..."

"Nothing?" Negi asked innocently.

"Nothing! Neji, you big idiot!"

After blowing Neji away with one punch, Anya ran away resolutely.

"Why did you hit me? Kamo, what do you think?" Neji asked with an aggrieved face.

"I think there must be something strange about this... Did you steal her snacks?"

"I wouldn't do that kind of thing! Speaking of which! The milk I put in the room today was stolen by you again!"

"Hahaha...Your Excellency is really bright..."

"Who else would steal my milk but you, Hun Dan!"

Nieji, who was in a frenzy, slammed the wand in his hand to the ground, picked it up again immediately, and patted the dust on it distressedly.

"Well, it's just a bottle of milk, Neji, don't be so stingy, haven't I taught you so many practical magic techniques?"

"Didn't they say that you can eat whatever you want, and keep the milk for me? Otherwise, I will never be taller than Anya, and I will be laughed at by her!"

"It doesn't matter what you eat, but I feel sad if I don't drink something for a day..."

Taiping shrugged helplessly. Although the alcohol addiction did not follow through time travel, the habit of taking a sip from time to time is not easy to change. Thinking of this, Taiping took out a bottle of water and took two sips.

"Huh? Kamo, where did you get this water?"

"Oh... the racial talent that I just awakened two days ago, I seem to be able to put some small objects on my body. It is probably for us to put things like drawing contract magic circles, affection scrolls, and the like."

After hearing what Taiping said, Neji was decisively angry: "Since you were able to carry drinks with you two days ago and secretly drink my milk!"

"Hahaha, after all, milk is much better than water."

"Really!" Neji said after losing his temper for a while, "I will prepare an extra serving of milk for you in the future..."

"Neggi, you are such a good person!"

Taiping immediately sent the good person card.

"Hehe, after all you have taught me so many things, the nigga will be considered as tuition fees." The very coaxing Neji shyly touched the back of his head, "By the way, I still remember the instant you mentioned last time." There's something I don't understand..."

"You idiot, don't spread the magic so much! It should be like this..."

While relying on Neji's magic notes to lay the foundation, Zhang Taiping secretly drilled into the library and database to find high-end magic knowledge. He usually taught Neji and teased Ania, and has been doing magic in Merdiana like this. Ma Fanliang stayed in the academy until Nieji graduated and was about to go to Japan.

"Huh? Kamo, won't you go with me?"

"I have to report to the Magical Creatures Committee first, and then make a contract to sign a license... There are bureaucracies everywhere... Anyway, I will go to Japan to find you after I finish my business." Kamo shrugged. Said.

"Uh... well, see you in Japan~"

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Note 1: "Yulia 100 Styles" is a manga about robots, men, and blood...probably...

Note 2: Arianna, Mrs. Figg and Argus Filch are all Squibs in the novel "Harry Potter", that is, wizards who cannot use magic.

ps: Even though "Magic Teacher" is over, no one writes fans. I remember that there were a lot of them...although most of them were eunuchs... By the way, I have written fans of magic onions...but I didn't post them. I don’t know where to throw the manuscript. It’s still a manuscript. I wrote it when I didn’t have my own computer... ╮(╯▽╰)╭

ps2: The title is the lyrics of the theme song of the very, very early children's TV series "Little Dragon Man"... By the way, when are you going to play "Little Dragon Man"?But I forgot about the plot...

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