sorry i got lost

The village chief made a fool of himself again... I really admire him, doesn't he usually have to do other things?I feel very strenuous when I update every day... (ˉ﹃ˉ)

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"What a big school..."

After completing the documents, Taiping finally came to Japan, looking at this huge campus city and said with emotion.

"I don't know how far Nieji's Crystal Palace is open... This damn ginseng winner!" .

"Is it a ferret?"

The blond-haired girl descended from the sky with a robot servant.

"Oh! Evangeline A. K. McDowell! What a jackpot."

"Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Ewen Jielin was very happy to be recognized.

"Yeah, that's right!"

Taiping folded his hands on his chest and kept nodding his head.

"Why is that so?" Ewen Jielin was very puzzled, this ferret knew my reputation and still didn't care.

"Yiwen Jielin, a [-]-year-old girl, really doesn't have any curves at all! Ma Pingchuan's breasts are so recognizable!"

"Young girl, you ghost!"

Ewen Jielin immediately went crazy.

"I was imprisoned for 15 years and expelled from my hometown. Now you dare to break into my territory. You are really asking for death!" (Note 1)

The roaring Ewen Jielin said to the followers behind her: "Go! Catch this infuriating mouse! I'm going to take it back to make wine!"

"Yes! Master!"

After receiving the order, the robot Chachawan rushed towards Taiping, but stopped before her fist hit Zhang Taiping, because the ferret put its front paws on its chest and stared at Zhang Taiping with lovely and pitiful eyes. Myself, (Note 2) Chacha Wan, who likes small animals, can't do it at all.

"Chachawan, what are you doing?! Grab it for me!"

Yiwen Jielin, who was blocked by Chacha Wan, didn't see Zhang Taiping's appearance, but when she saw her servant suddenly stop, she asked angrily.

"But... master..."

Chachawan turned her head to look at Yiwen Jielin, a hesitant expression appeared on her wooden face.

"Chacha Wan be careful!"

"Eh?"

It turned out that it was Zhang Taiping who took advantage of Chachawan's turning head and jumped onto her shoulder instantly, and then inserted his tail into the spring opening behind her head.

"+w+"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmm

Following the injection of Zhang Taiping's magic power, Chachawan instantly collapsed on the ground, with a look of being spoiled.

It's really bad fun...Super bell sound...But I like it!

"Damn! You bloody stinky rat!"

Yi Wenjielin was furious, and took out a few bottles of potion, ready to cast magic.

Unfortunately, Taiping was one step faster than her.

"Sun Fist!" (actually Mink Flash)

"Oh! It's so dazzling!"

"Flying Sable Cloud Explorer!"

Taiping rushed to Yiwen Jielin, and seized all her potion and thin thread.

"Oops!"

Although Yi Wenjielin still has superb aikido skills, it is a pity that Taiping is a mink, and the skill of aikido is mainly used against humanoid creatures, let alone Zhang Taiping's fighting experience in several worlds After coming down, even the human form Yiwenjielin couldn't get any benefits, so after a while, Yiwenjielin was tied up by Taiping with her own thin thread.

At this time, Chachawan, which was limp on the ground, twitched twice, and was about to struggle to get up, Taiping quickly jumped over, repeating the same trick.

"Ah... oh..."

Chachawan, was spoiled again!

"Damn! You stinky! Let me go!"

Even though she was tied up, Yiwen Jielin was not safe, she jumped on the ground like a fish, so Taiping had no choice but to tie her up with Chachawan, who was limp on the ground.

"Well, with the magic power I injected, wait another ten minutes for this robot called Chachawan to recover its ability to move, so you wait here obediently, I'll go first~ Goodbye~ Gospel of Darkness~ "

"Hundan! You stinky mouse! You better not fall into my hands! Otherwise, I will suck all your blood!"

"It's really energetic..." Taiping scratched his head, and took out a garlic from his portable space. "+w+ let you be quiet."

"Wait, wait! What are you going to do? Go away! Ahhhh!! I can't breathe!"

Taiping put the garlic in front of Ewen Jielin with a smile, ignored her murderous eyes, patted his ass and left.

"I will definitely kill you!!!!!!"

The roar of the Gospel of Darkness resounded through the sky.

……

"Hmm... Negi's magical reflection... over there!"

Following the magic reflection, Zhang Taiping found Neji in the bathhouse, but saw him surrounded by a group of girls in swimsuits.

All kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred of Nima, labor and capital! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Taiping, who was seriously traumatized in his heart, spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and escaped from the bathhouse with blood and tears. Turning his grief and anger into strength, he stole all the drinks in the entire dormitory building.

Zhang Taiping returned with a full load and found Neji again. At this time, he was lying on the table with a tired face.

"Hey! Boy! Do you need guidance from ginseng?"

Taiping jumped in front of Neji and handed him a can of the stolen drink.

"Camo!"

Neji stood up happily and hugged Zhang Taiping.

"Hey, hey! I'm not good at this, hey!"

Quickly jumped out of Nieji's arms, although Nieji with a small face is very cute, but Laozi's soul has not been sold to Lucifer!

"Kamo! You must help me! There is a student in my class who is a terrible vampire..." Neji cried to Zhang Taiping.

"Even Jielin? I just met her not long ago. I came to you after I brought down her and her servants."

Taiping concealed his complacency and pretended not to care.

"Did you beat her?" Neji asked in disbelief.

"Is it difficult to defeat her?" Rolling his eyes in disdain, Taiping said arrogantly: "She doesn't have any magic power now, that follower would have been very troublesome, but because she has a contract magic circle Because of this, so I was restrained to death."

"Kamo, you are amazing!" Neji looked at Taiping with star eyes and said, "With your help, I don't have to be afraid of her!"

"I don't want it!" He refused decisively.

"Eh? Why?"

"My move can only be used once against that follower named Chachawan. Now that she is on guard, I have nothing to do with her."

"then what do I do?"

Neji's smile didn't last long before he became bitter again.

"I take care of you!"

He opened a new can of drink and took a sip.

"Bah bah! What kind of weird taste is this? Tomato and pumpkin juice?"

By the way, this should be the drink of one of the idiots, what is that drink called, Zhang Taiping tilted his head thinking.

"Ah... that's right! The fact that I am a magician has also been exposed!"

Negi suddenly remembered and said.

"How many people know about it?"

He took out another can and took a closer look, um, ordinary green tea.

"On a……"

"Huh... Today is a mess again... Who are you talking to, Neji?"

"Ah, that's her, Akari Kagurazaka."

Neji introduced.

"Akari, this is Kamo, my good friend."

"This is... mink?"

"Yo! Little girl!"

"The mink has spoken! And... who is the little girl!"

"I said Neji..." Taiping ignored the heroine Ming Rina, turned around and asked, "You were discovered by this little girl with an idiot face?"

Negi rubbed his head in embarrassment.

"Who are you calling looking stupid!"

“22+14+34+77－1+4－38+12－87+64等于多少？”

"Wait, wait... 22 plus 14 plus 34 and how much?"

Ming Rina quickly counted with her fingers.

"Look, this kind of question that is obviously asked casually will be seriously calculated, what is it if it is not a fool?" Taiping spread his hands at Nieji.

"Hey!"

Ming Rina, who was seriously calculating, really felt that she was an idiot at this moment.

"Ah... Take a closer look, your face is full of omens of falling out of love..."

"Loss, lovelorn..." petrified.

"That's right! When I first saw her, I also kindly told her that. Not only did she not appreciate it, but she also murdered me."

Neji, who was bullied by Akari before because of this incident, can be considered to have found an organization.

"It's normal..." Taiping shrugged, and said to Neji: "Breakdown is a big blow to a girl. If you point it out so directly, you'll be blamed if she isn't fierce."

"Uh...but you also pointed it out directly."

"I'm not a human being," Zhang Taiping resolutely abandoned his human identity at this moment, shrugging his shoulders and said, "But Neji, you are different~ As a British gentleman, you can't dampen an innocent girl's love for love." For a beautiful yearning, you just need to watch her silently on the sidelines... Ah no! Just wish her silently!"

"Is...is that so?" Nieji was shocked, "So I'm not mature enough to be an English gentleman!"

"Did you just want to say that it's right to watch a good show? Did you want to say that it's right to watch a good show!"

Ming Ricai was so angry that her two braids were stretched straight. By the way, her two braids are a little sharp, hey!

"This is your illusion!"

"Misunderstanding your sister!"

"Ah...that's right!" Zhang Taiping beat his paw, took out a pill and handed it to Ming Ri Cai who was losing his temper, "We met for the first time, this is a gift."

"Eh? There are still gifts? It seems that you, a mink, can only make people angry..." The single-cell Akari was immediately distracted, and asked with a smile: "What is this? Magic candy?"

"Almost, this is a pill that can make people smarter after taking it."

"Really?" Mingri Nai was overjoyed, and was about to throw the pill into her mouth.

"However, this thing only works on idiots."

"Eh?"

Ming Rina stopped and looked at Zhang Taiping.

"That is to say, this pill can only make idiots smarter, and it is useless to ordinary people. If you become smarter after taking it, it means that you are a 'stupid'." Zhang Taiping said with a narrow smile: "If you think you are a hopeless 'stupid', just eat it!" (Note 3)

"Woo..." Akari stared at the pill in her hand and became entangled.

Nieji next to him tugged Taiping's tail and asked, "Camo, why haven't I heard of this medicine?"

"Of course you haven't heard of it. That thing is a sugar ball. I made up the smart medicine that only works on idiots. Bazinga~" (Note 4)

"So you made it up, Hun Dan! You really are a stinky mink who can only make people angry!"

Because Zhang Taiping didn't lower the volume, Ming Rina heard it clearly, she slammed the sugar ball on the ground, and roared at Taiping.

"The fact that you get into trouble because of this has already shown that you are an idiot...Men Rina-san."

Zhang Taiping still shrugged calmly and said.

"Damn it! To be despised by a mink..." Ming Ri Cai bent forward in frustration.

"I think stupid people know no race and no borders."

"It's obviously just a mink, dare you not be so sharp when you complain!"

"Well, because before coming to Japan, I have studied the traditional art of Japan."

"Don't just learn something inexplicable!"

"It's inexplicable to say that the traditional art of your own country is something, Ming Ri Cai, you are really bad enough!"

"Any more wordy! I'll kick you away!" (Note 5)

Ming Rina propped her hands on the table, glared at Zhang Taiping, and threatened viciously.

"Yeah, yeah~" Spreading his hands and shaking his head, Taiping continued to tease Ming Ri Cai: "Are you going to resort to violence if you can't say it? It's really an uneducated female monkey..."

"Wow, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! !!!”

"Akari, calm down, Kamo is like this. Although his mouth is a bit poisonous, his heart is actually very good."

Neji hurriedly stopped Mingri Cai who was about to go crazy.

"Why is it so noisy? Is anyone here?"

Just when several people were arguing, the guard Mu Naoxiang came out after taking a shower, wearing a towel, and then saw Zhang Taiping squatting on the table.

"Ah! What is this? A snow-white mink, so cute~" He hugged Taiping to his chest, rubbed his face against him and asked, "Nieji, is this your pet? It's so cute and comfortable! "

Ahhh... heaven... this is heaven...

Taiping, who was in a daze, was carried out of the dormitory by Mu Naoxiang.

"Everyone, come and see! This is Negi's pet..."

Then, a bigger heaven appeared in front of Zhang Taiping.

Sajia's life...was worth it again!

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Note 1: In the opening animation of the Dark Temple version of "World of Warcraft", the lines of Illidan Stormrage.

Note 2: The stunt of Puss in Boots in "Shrek" is super cute.

Note 3: The smart medicine for idiots comes from the four boxes on the margin of the ninth volume of "Hayate the Combat Butler". It was kindly provided by Miss Sanzenin when Ayumi Nishizawa asked Sanzenin Nagi if there was any way to become smarter.

Note 4: bazinga comes from Sheldon Cooper's catchphrase in "The Big Bang Theory", which means "I tricked you, teased you" and so on. Du Niang said that it first came from Bubble Bobble. The saying comes from Klingon in "Star Trek", but I think since it is Sheldon's catchphrase, the Klingon saying should be more suitable. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Note 5: "Look around again! I'll kick you away!" is one of the voices of Estir Black, the heroine of the first two generations of the game "Trails in the Sky", when attacking. The overall shape of this product and The xing character settings are all similar to the cv of Fujibayashi Muku in "Ming ad".

ps: How many idiots will solve that math problem?Huh?I seem to be ridiculed again?